I had at least one person ask me if I was at Coachella this weekend.

I am a 47 year old man with no money, who is obese and doesn’t leave the house.

Not to mention, I hate people, and being around people, and music…fuck that shit.

Why would I be at Coachella…

Oh right, because I live in fucking Canada and I would have to buy a plane ticket to get there, all the be herding into a crowd of the worst humans, that I know are the worst humans because they are at Coachella….TAKING pictures of themselves in various outfits – like they are a catalog for Urban Outfitters…it’s just not legitimate getting wasted fun…it’s Disney level shit..

I would find staring at the wall…or tryign to get the fat toothless cancer survivor on TINDER to send me pics of her asshole…it’s more rewarding, less depressing, and really I just think it’s unfortunate there wasn’t an Alien attack….not to mention, Easter is the most religious day of the year and clearly these heathens found a new church and if there was a god…he would have punished them by throwing dinosaurs at them…

Here are some morning links you don’t give a fuck about – because either do I….

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I don’t think Jesus would approve of the type of content I produce, so it’s a good thing that I am not a religious man, thanks to science and logic….but the good news is that if he actually died for our sins, my sins and your sins for reading this shit, then we can just keep on sinning. It’s more fun that way….

I like that Easter Weekend has gone from being some holy event, to Coachella where a million people are drunk, high, fucking out of wedlock, listening to heathens and false idols, worshipping them instead of GOD, like they are their god, and if they are lucky, they’ll be the selected few who get to fuck said “false idol” after the show…because they’ll meet backstage somewhere…

And it’s not just Coachella…people everywhere are fucking, getting high, raging on a four day weekend….the way this Jesus thinks life should be done…and I’m sure that Jesus would too because if he lived now, he’d totally be the Twink at the Gay Club raging to techno on MDMA…thinking he was talking to god….you know…

Have fun. One Life, Live…or some shit…while I will be sitting here on my couch self destructing….while listening to Christian radio, because it is some of the most heated Christian weekend of the month, where the evangelicals want you to really believe, but know they have to acknowledge how dumb the whole thing is, but this weekend is the foundation of the church….they want you to believe…because Jesus Died for your Sins then was resurrected and opened a laundromat or some shit….while his homies went out and recruited people by convincing them dude was resurrected from death…interesting times….I mean I watch High School Musical, which isn’t that old and think…”damn people were fucked in the mid 2000s…that was only 10 years ago”….just imagine how fucked they were 2000 years ago…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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