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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Apr

Brie Larson in Vanity Fair of the Day

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Brie Larson is annoying. She’s not hot, yet she sexualizes herself like she is, and no one gave a fuck about her before she won her Academy award, for not being hot, but for being some beat up looking mom in her 30s who spent the previous 20 years in a garden shed, where women belong…so they don’t annoy you with their talking…and really…they’d probably like it there, they can just sleep all day with no guilt as you cater to them and feed them like their fucking dad…cuz they don’t like growing up….otherwise they wouldn’t all date rich guys so they don’t need to work…it’s like all girls secretly want to be abducted and taken care of…it’s called marriage…they just ant it at a spa or 5 star hotel because they are greedy…

Well since the Academy award for being a non-hot chick, Brie Larson, has let her ego and narcissism and new career as the chubby, average at best girl who gets important roles get the best of her….

COUPLED with being a spokesperson for women’s abuse, as she’s an expert thanks to playing one in a fucking movie…shut the fuck up…you’re not that important bitch..

Well, Vanity Fair seems to disagree…because they got her to take her shirt off for them…and she did it…like I guess all women’s abuse advocates do…LOLZ…bullshit…just bullshit…

Posted in:Brie Larson|SFW

2017

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Mangled Fake Ass is Aging Weird of the Day

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Kim Kardashian’s a shameless self promoter, who turned sacrificing herself and her dignity into a billion dollar empire that her entire family cashed in on, and I wouldn’t say she was the brains behind it, I am sure a lot of people were involved in making this, whatever it may be happen, but she’s the figure head and leader, the head on the monster, that look even more terrifying than it used to….

She was the sex tape star, the victim playing, TV show signing, roping her whole family in, leveraging social media, maximizing profits as brands threw money at them like they were relevant, because they were relevant, everyone follows them, talks like them, buys what they are told buy from them, making for a real interesting look to an old model of “avon lady” or “celebrity”…..these young girls are even trying to look like them, jacking up their faces and asses..and the world is looking real weird because of them…and that’s power…dark, greed, disgusting, vanity, power…getting paid…while being trashy…
Well, her ass is just at the point of ridiculous, and it’s not aging or holding up as well as it should, yet she’s able to wear it out in a thong, to show the world what she’s spent so much time and money on….and as awkward, even absurd as it looks, it’s almost a disability, she’s still able to get people talking…the only hope we have is that the modern science that made her, or created her look, that wasn’t tested causes premature cancer and that in 10 years all this will be melted away, not just looking like it’s melting…

Seriously…it’s fucking weird…

So respect to her vapid leader to vapid followers in the millions…or her vanity that looks unnatural and terrifying…because it got her rich even if it took a few victims in the process…money is usually evil and this ass…whatever it is…is just that…a fucking monster…

What a fucking mess, I wonder what message this sends to young girls into her…oh right, they are all whores on instagram now. Thanks Kim K! I love that shit….despite not loving whatever this shit where you shit is doing…

This is obviously some kind of dysmoprhia, where she equates size of ass with success, and/or size of ass with her relevance, and/or something dark and twisted in her mental health…because this is just so beyond abnormal….it’s hilarious.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2017

Apr

Lea Michele Bed Erotica of the Day

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Lea Michele is out there promoting an album, ride that Glee fame as hard as you can and make that money….and she’s doing her promotional tour on TV shows and more interestingly she takes slutty pics of herself in bed….in her pajamas…

I recently wrote this about Lea Michele who I called Sir Lea Michele…because I am comedic…so comedic…laugh people…laugh…

Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she thinks she’s ovulating because she’s that into her role as lifelong woman, she needs to channel things women go through…or maybe she is a woman and I am just an asshole for calling her a dude due to her hard face, when she’s got a fit little body for a 30 year old, with some swollen, likely implant tits, making her face and her manly jaw irrelevant…

You see, cuz when a girl in whoring out on her bed…she doesn’t face…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

Apr

Serena Williams Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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Serena Williams is pregnant with the dude from Reddit who didn’t kill himself after selling off to Conde Nast…that was the other one…instead this one took his billions of internet money…and used it to live out a very weird sexual fetish, because ultimately, who a man knocks up is representative of their fetish, whether it is a hot sugar baby gold digging, or a famous actress, or a successful athlete or some weird youthful asian import…or some 500 pound pig of a woman the dude is presenting it to the world.. what he couldn’t resist cumming inside..

Now I love tennis, and I respect this woman’s ability, or love for skinny white boys, but I don’t really understand why someone not gold digging her, would be turned on by her…but I guess people are weird and I do have a friend who likes being smothered by fat black women and their monster tits, maybe this is like that…WHO knows…not me…but trying to like her pregnant tits in this sport bra…isn’t working out for me.

Posted in:Serena Williams|SFW

2017

Apr

Woman Masturbates on Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex in the Stairway

Charred Body on TV During Highway 5 Accident

Snake in a Dash

Driver VS Crosswalk

Guy VS Ferry

Boat Towing of the Day

Idiot Tries Drifting Tractor

Asshole Human Slaps a Monkey in India….I Hope He Fucking Dies

Idiot Drops Cocaine in Court for a Traffic Ticket

Man VS Pitbulls – Trying to Save a Jack Russell

Just a Dude Robbing a Store

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The random tinder matches I get don’t believe my opening line – which is “I want you to be my forever girl”….because they think I am cutting and pasting it to every single one of them…because everyone is a self involved skeptic who doesn’t believe in romance….and just want me to say “I want to spread your ass and buy my face and/or other objects in your until you squirt, like a little porn slut, even though it is pee, and there will be poo, because you’re a feminist, empowered and edgy”….

I save that for the second message…

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I Want to Fuck Mel B’s Nanny
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Tom Hardy – Super Hero
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Mila Kunis Renovating Her Parent’s 600 Square Foot Condo
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Brie Larson – Girl Power Bullshit
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Parkour Goats
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Molten Candy of the Day
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Tom Cruise on Set of Mission Impossible
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What it is Impossible to Tickle Yourself
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VS Bitches on the Beach
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2017

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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When girls ask me “What are you wearing”

“I am wearing a condom – that I have to tie on with an old shoelace to keep it in place. It’s my underwear….of the future….disposable and full of aids when I’m done with it”….

They like that dirty talk…

They don’t like when you tell them that men are more evolved than women based on our Y chromosome….where as bitches just have two X chromosomes….and 166 million years ago we we evolved from the XX to the XY to become men..

They don’t like the closing argument “don’t you read fucking science…”

But they do like their pussies eaten….

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Demi Lovato Bikini for Laxiative tea Cuz She’s Body Positive…BULLSHIT
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A Chicken Lives Out His Dream of Flying
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BMW M5 Wild Ride
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Ariel Winter Fat Chick in Dress
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Demi Moore Flashes Nipple
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Rihanna Whoring at Event
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Dakota Johnson Braless Nipples…
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Singing Fat Dude on X Factor
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The Kingsman Official Trailer
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Olivia Culpo Ass in a White Dress
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Josie Canseco in Tight Jeans
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Why it is Impossible to Tickle Yourself
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Kara Del Toro – on Vacation – Bikini
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Lady Gaga Paid for by AirBNB
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Bryana Holly in a Tight Dress
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Batman and Bill – The Story of the Guy Fucked Out of Batman
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Madonna is Pissed About Bullshit
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Ferry VS Wall
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Aaron Hernadez Gay Lover in Prison
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Paris Jackson Fat and Filming in Fishnets
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Sand Pendulum Art of the Day
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Former Bachelor is a Murderer
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I Love This Chicken
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Blind Cheerleader Erotica
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The Tom Jones Sex Palace
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Monster Tit Walk
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Old Dude in Porn on a Boat
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MONSTER TITS 1
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Porn Chick Fucks her Fan
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But I’m a Virgin Porn – Great Script
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DP of the day
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MONSTER TITS 2
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Cumming on the Mechanical Bulll
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Amateur Slut on Cam
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MONSTER TITS 3
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Big Russian Tits
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MONSTER TITS 4
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Sluts in Public
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Naked Girl in Playboy Germany
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Booty GIF…..
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Tove Lo Flashing Tits….
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

Apr

Demi Lovato Keeps Bushing the Bikini of the Day

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Demi Lovato is really committed to her bikini selfies. It’s some sort of campaign she’s on called “i feel really hot and I’m trying to piss off my ex boyfriend”…

That is being packaged as “Love your body, body positive, be yourself, be you, do you, I do me”….bullshit fodder that her team feeds her…

While being “i’m at my hottest, let’s take slutty pics, to get back at that man”….

Because all girls, despite how they intellectualize themselves, are sluts…at least when posting shameless content.

This doesn’t inspire other chicks, this is just shameless for hits / likes…and it’s creating a really fucking dark, weird, exhibitionist world….

These are three more bikinis to her already 4-5 she posted….in a row…MY god…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

Apr

Jessica Alba Looking Old in Elle Australia of the Day

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Jessica Alba looks old….because she is old…

She’s also a billionaire..but more imoportanlty, Jessica ALba, the hot half mexican from all the shittiest movies of many years ago…who inspired you to jerk off in at least one bikini picture, because she had titties and looked good in a bikini, it was her mission…or her value, who knows, it was a different time and she’s not all that hot, I don’t think she would have had a career if she came into the industry as a young Alba today, she’s just too lame, but it happened, and here she is…being thoughtful…as she promotes her empire…and by thoughtful I mean not THOT enough and old.

But foot fetish pic…right?

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

Apr

The Stallone Sisters Look Like Trashy Italian Mafia Daughters of the 80s of the Day

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Sistine Stallone, Sophia Stallone, Scarlet Stallone are all Stallones…their dad is Sylvester…and their trust funds are popping.

I assume they were raised in LA amongst all the shit that is LA, all the rich people, all the narcissism, all in the comfort of their own home…and…now the new generation of rich kid celebrity daughters who like getting on camera and using their last name to get on camera…in a world where people care about celebrity kids….because they are seemingly important thanks to shit like RAMBO….they matter…

I like this shoot, because it reminds me of 1980 mafia daughters at a family function…erotic…only its rich Hollywood brats that aren’t all that hot but the last name makes them perfectly hot.

Posted in:Scarlet Stallone|SFW|Sistine Stallone|Sophia Stallone