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2017

23

May

Sara Sampaio Thong Ass of the Day

I think it is important to give a personality like Sara Sampaio extra love while she’s being paparazzi fodder in Cannes for the rich guys and perverts she’s escorting for…

Because despite being Portuguese, we can’t hold that against her, she’s also skinny and half naked for a major brand, making her count to me….but more importantly, she is bringing that half nakedness to Cannes…thong on the red carpet…my god…woman is shameless..

I am just mad she didn’t get her period in this outfit…or food poisoning…I mean every since junior high I’ve known how important, edgy and daring white pants are…and ever since I started fucking…I knew how messy white panties got….so whenever I see a whore in white…I look for the green or brown or bloody stains….you know leftover residue from fertility, miscarriage, abortion, infection, excitement from making it…

I see no stains…and for that reason alone…I cry on the inside…while staring at her ass.

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2017

23

May

Kendall Jenner in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Kendall Jenner’s Ass looks amazing…..

This is form some whoring she is doing for her own clothing collection that you know sells millions of dollars worth of China made, toxic, child labor shit no one needs…except maybe for that one piece with her ass out, that shit is what dreams are made of, inspiring, aspirational, selling me the dream…making me a believer…

I know she’s still a Kardashian, but this is what fit, young ass is supposed to be…and this is the way I want to see all girls always…you can’t hate them when they are in thong one pieces…you have to thank them knowing that young girls everywhere will now be ing thong one pieces…

The internet is…a wonderful thing.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

23

May

Georgia Fowler Titties of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing…

She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she is not 12 years old, but that must have been creepy fucking times for her…you know when some creepy predator promises her the world in a coke fueled industry, and her parents sign up for it, paving the way for her to produce tit pics…..

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2017

23

May

Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly in Bikini in Cannes but Not Together of the Day

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Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly are both on 100 million dollar yachts in Cannes…you know because they are “basic” and “down to earth” and like the simple things in life, which I know is something I am sure they probably say, as all these vapid money grubbing cunts like to think they are down to earth and that their boyfriend don’t need to have money, it’s just a nice perk, meanwhile they are raging and selfie-ing on the boats so that they can send to all their friends…you know kinda like how they act on the private jets…but with more outdoor space…and paparazzi watching….

The whole thing may be expensive, but it’s pretty trashy…but models in bikinis…not a bad thing…

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2017

23

May

Ariel Winter Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter is sloppy in a bikini top – and all the perverts rejoice to tits in a bikini top like tits in a bikini top are even a thing anymore – I feel like I live in a world where spread asshole with two dicks in it isn’t even a thing anymore – as everyone is a narcissistic asshole obsessed with themselves…so bikini top…big fucking deal…especially on a fucking troll that happens to be celebrated by the TV industry…a DYING industry…but still an industry that pays out motherfuckers….

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2017

23

May

Alexis Ren for Instagram of the Day

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Alexis Ren is loved by girls which I find interesting because women are usually catty as fuck and hate other women…especially when the other women get naked or half naked on the internet and social media for attention….in images that get 500,000 likes per fucking photo, which is pretty fucking crazy when you consider that an MTV show gets less love…

The world is a weird place…but I’m all for girls getting naked and I repeat myself everyday on that, because these girls repeat themselves everyday with getting naked, only no one calls them repetitive and boring, because new nudity is always fresh and exciting, even if we’ve seen it all before..

It’s nice knowing we live in a world where you don’t have to jerk off to the same picture twice.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

23

May

Hannah Ferguson Humping the Air of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated bikini model, she’s living the bikini life, doing bikini things, like fucking rich dudes, or maybe she herself is a rich dude, who just happens to look good in a Bikini, who can tell really..not me, not here, not now…

What I do know is that she’s humping the air in jeans, something that could be hot, but isn’t quite hot, especially when she’s not in a bikini.

It’s like she’s trying to trick us into liking her clothed, pretty presumptuous really….because we can’t learn to love again, when we’ve seen her big model titties not in big model mom jeans….seriously.

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW|Videos

2017

23

May

Melania Trump VS Trump’s Hand of the Day

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We’ve all been there. A Cunty bitch who is totally unappreciative of all you’ve given her…from the fancy life, to the child, to the retirement plan, and even to the white house…this motherfucker made this bitch the First Lady of your Country…and she’s still gonna slap his hand away from him, either from disgust because he’s a pig, a pig she married, who is humiliating her and the family, despite her marrying him…going out to public and rejecting his mini hand…that’s cold…

It’s just a reminder that girls, if they are in a mood, with their periods, which are totally unnatural despite what feminists say….they will not give a fuck who’s watching who it is in front of…and they will tantrum…

But pussy is still so good though…

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2017

23

May

Woman Gets Stripped by Many Wives and Other Videos of the Day

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Guy Shouts at Metro Operator

Fake Homeless Woman Exposed…

Crazy School Bus Driver

Cop Shoots Himself in Head…

Line Painter of the Day

Drunk Lyft Passenger…

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2017

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls are so hard to convince to get into their shower in a pair of white panties and piss themselves…

It’s like you have to cyber bully them into it – with manipulation tactics you learned reading Russian Spy novels….that include…guilt trips, begging, and telling them that all the other girls are doing it…

But even with that, girls don’t like peeing themselves in the shower in a pair of white panties for you…

Because clearly you are dealing with the wrong girls…

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