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2017

16

May

Kendall Jenner Fakes Eating Shit on a Bike of the Day

Here’s a video of Kendall Jenner cock teasing harder than she’s ever attempted to cock tease which is pretty hard because she learned it from her dad, mother, half sister and everyone in her life that taught her what whoring is….

This is better than any of her nudes, any of her tit flashes, any of her nipples for high fashion or bikini / panty pics…better than any of her Calvins…

Whether it is terrible acting or not, Kendall Jenner falling off a bike is her most erotic work to date because it could have gone terribly wrong…and she could have been mutilated, noting her family plastic surgeon wouldn’t be able to fix…or better yet…paralyzed.

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2017

16

May

Natalie Portman Black Bikini in Cannes of the Day

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Post pregnant, or currently pregnant, I can’t really keep track of these breeder’s uterus, was in a bikini in France, because she’s high society and classy….and that bikini was pretty small and her tits looked big, because that’s how girls maintain sex appeal, or is the only redeeming factor when child birth the most unnatural thing humans do to keep humanity existing…which isn’t necessarily something that needs to be done – as the robots are taking over…something all Natalie Portman fans already know about because they are either Jewish nerds who see her as their people, a hot version of themselves, their wives and mothers…and a reminder that hot Jewish girls exist…or Star Wars fans…other creepers who just have a hard time moving on from the couch where they are plotting how to build a Portman sex doll, but never actually do because they are lazy….as many nerds are…just dirty weirdos who are too socially awkward yet obsessed with any girl that either talks to them or talks their language…weird..

I think she’s hot, old, sure, but hot…and here are the bikini pics…her profile isn’t so good, but hell – we all get old mom bodies eventually..

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2017

16

May

Amy Schumer’s Pepperoni Nipple from all Her Pizza Eating of the Day

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Amy Schumer the monster with the monster nipple that matches her big creepy as fucking face…and I am not a fan of hers….she’s a hack, she’s not funny, she’s not cute in the least…

I assume that this is an attempt to make sure no one sees this movie, but I am hoping that no one sees this movie regardless of her nipple, because her in her entirety is shit. Scamming shit that managed to pull off some miracle with weird sex jokes about herself, that I believe because dudes will fuck anything, but that I don’t need to hear about because she’s disgusting and broadcasting it out there is not empowering, like she pretends it is, it’s just her making a joke out of herself, the joke…..to deal with the sadness that comes with being a monster…a rich monster…who will also realize that money won’t fill that void…sending her back to fuck as many dudes as she can to try to fill it, only to fail and eventually kill herself like we all want her to do!! YAY…

The future is bright…

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2017

16

May

Gigi Hadid is a Real Model Going to Space of the Day

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I find Gigi Hadid and overrated, muppet faced, now more than ever thanks to the face injections she’s had to attempt to be a naturally hot and current look, that just makes her look like a tranny, or 45 year old divorcee done up for her daughter’s prom….all medicated…

She is zero on the scale of compelling or interesting, but she did go to SPACE for Harper’s Bazaar…

It is safe to say that it’s too bad they didn’t have issues, a little mission control problem, maybe an alien attack…it’s always the good astronauts who die too soon, while this bitch is just mocking them, being playful and useless…because that is what she is…useless..like garbage…rich garbage the people like for some reason…I call PR and scams…

The worst. Unfortunately nerds love everything space…

Here’s the Video…

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2017

16

May

Elle Fanning Simulating Blowjobs With Lipstick of the Day

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Elle Fanning wanted to let you know what she looks like when your lipstick sized, overly red cock, from all the jerking off and sex with hookers, gets close to her mouth…she winks, because she’s an actress and everything she does is a performance piece…just don’t confuse it for authentic….

I am all for stage parented kids making more money from brands who like recycling the same garbage…because they are lazy…and it’s easier to re-use the cup on the counter with a quit rinse because your roommate jerked off in it…than to go out and find a new cup…

Right….

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2017

16

May

Robin Marjolein in Bathing Suits for Cosmo Germany of the Day

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Germany has come along way from publishing Nazi propaganda….

Along with scat porn…and now bikini photoshoots with some babe I’ve never heard of named Robin, like the bird, who is should be labeled and acknowledged for how she is breasted, or nice breasted in bathing suits for the German magazine….

This is far less offensive than drawing Jewish accountants with tails…just 75 years ago…which really isn’t that long ago, if you’re 50 years old like me…

Point being…Robin Marjolein may not be as good as Robin Marjolein in scat porn….but she’s less offensive to the Jewish people and the Social Justice warriors than Nazis….however..her Mickey Mouse gloves grabbing her tits bathing suit…is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION…she might as well could be shitting on the American flag…and fat chicks with Disney dolls in their car everywhere…would be less offended….

Good times.

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2017

16

May

Anna Ewers Models Euro Swim of the Day

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…but doesn’t need to smell like sewers as her career or rent check doesn’t need to rely on Saudi Men shitting on her….

Now I thought this photoshoot would be better and I already got in this deep, so I am going to post it, but it is hardly naked enough, hardly hot enough, and I’ve been a fan of Rhymes with Sewers since she first started popping up. I liked her face, I liked her overall vibe and I am not really offended by this shoot, but when I hear EURO swim…something that means EURO naked…as all EURO bitches get naked on the beach…I expect nakedness…so this…is her mocking us, getting to big to deliver the goods….

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2017

16

May

Bregje Heinen for Marie Claire Russia of the Day

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Bregje Heinen has the most vile sounding name in modeling and for that reason alone..I like looking at pics of her – even when she’s not showing her nipples the way models are supposed to…it’s one of the JOB pre-requisites, like how doctors need to go to med school, carpenters need to apprentice, garbage men need to pass a criminal record because they don’t want child sex offenders getting that close to dirty diapers…models need to get naked..and this isn’t naked.. I feel so lied to, like when a “doctor” gives a retard woman ass implants, that turn out to be silicone caulking from the Hardware store, that ends up destroying her skin and tissue, making it impossible to sit, before dying of cancer cuz her body absorbed all the chemicals….only not really as bad…because there are other models more competitive that BREGJE…willing to get naked.

The Russians are coming….no wait that’s just Trump…or no wait that’s just Bregje Heinen in their COMMUNIST magazines…

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2017

16

May

Ella Weisskamp is an Up and Coming Hipster Model who Gets Naked of the Day

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I follow Ella Weisskamp on instagram. I don’t know how long this one sided relationship has been going on. I just know that it’s a one sided relationship…like all my other one sided relationships on instagram

I don’t really know who she is, other than that people are taking pics of her, she’s taking pics of people, press is happening, she’s “Gone Viral”…and her tits are great.

I know they don’t want you to think this is porn, they are feminists, or say they are because it justifies nudity…but I am a feminist also and love nudity whether it is part of what these people think is a movement or not…because I love nudity…and it has nothing to do with feminism…it’s just human nature..

I guess what I am saying is…If this isn’t porn, why am I jerking off to it…SPLAIN THAT TO ME…

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2017

16

May

Maria Zakrzewska Pantyhose Fetish Model of the Day

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Her name is Maria Zakrzewska and she is a pantyhose fetish model for you weirdos with a pantyhose fetish…including but not limited to me…because I remember being a 18 or 19 year old dude who had a girlfriend that got an office job where she had to wear skirts to work, and who would walk around the house in pantyhose, something I had never seen before because my mother died when I was a kid, that ended up turning into a rip a hole in them…or pull them off enough to stick my dick in her…so that I could cum all over them…as you’re supposed to..

I grew out of it with the advent of internet porn, sluts, empowered nudist feminist and I’ll never be able to go back to a time when pantyhose were so innocent hot and pure…those days are done…I mean nothing really excites me at that level these days, except maybe a nap….

BUT I do still like looking at pics of pantyhose models like Maria Zakrzewska…because not everyone can be a legit model or an instagram model, some bitches need to get paid to show pics of their feet to weirdos…or this….

Sure it’s for a Fashion magazine, but that’s just code for porn so that they secure ad deals… we’re onto you …

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