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2017

16

May

Alexis Ren Eating Burgers of the Day

I sent this picture of Alexis Ren eating a burger to a girl I know who doesn’t even have instagram….

I know a rare breed of woman who isn’t narcissistic enough to put out content of herself to be validated by likes and comments and followers…or maybe too narcissistic for instagram…who knows…but for some reason she knew this was Alexis Ren…

She said…”Is that Alexis Ren”…and I was like “is she your friend, how the fuck would you know this is Alexis Ren, who happens to be a virtual no one despite all her followers on an app you don’t even use”….

And as it turns out, Alexis Ren is the accessible hot chick that other chicks look at and think is so hot and amazing, envying her awesome life, despite being pretty much a nobody…

So I couldn’t recognize or identify Alexis Ren….in a line-up…but…appparently people can..

I just like her tits pulled out, despite being fake tits, as she eats her burger like a good girl.

It makes me want to be there with napkin in hand to wipe the mustard off the corners of her mouth….with my dick.

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2017

16

May

Joy Corrigan’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I like Joy Corrigan….

She is a hotter, but less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney. They are both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could monetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls with big tits..

You have to appreciate that despite having silly bolt on tits, you know the FLORIDA way, she still lives in Florida and does her sugar Babying in Florida, because those who Sugar Baby in LA are so basic…aspiring actors and shit, while this one, just wants to do bikini shoots..

Looks good to me.

Posted in:Joy Corrigan|SFW

2017

16

May

Shameless Em Rat Cow DKNY Ad of the Day

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Rat Cow is so important that she gets into a magazine’s editorial video – as long as the brand that stupidly hired her to be their face – since only dudes who jerk off to big tits follow her bullshit social media – because she can pretend to be a feminist whether she knows what the word means or not – but she’s just a titty model who relies on her tits and even this video is based on her tits…

At the time of posting, it had 5,000 views, are you fucking kidding me, it’s Elle Magazine, their official youtube, that has been pushed on their shit…and that DKNY probably paid 100k to produce and 5,000 people care, because Em Rat Cow is a lie, she’s a scam, she’s garbage but she’s got great tits….and that’s what is important…

She’s bird faced….but those tits…never get old even when she does…

I am still laughing that shit only had 5,000 views on Elle Magazine’s youtube…that has 90k subscribers after being posted for 6 days….and that DKNY paid 100k or more for…that’s hilarious to me….

Influencer…sure she is…haha…jokers…I repeat….Elle magazine DKNY ad, presented as an interview with Em Rat Cow, but that is an ad they paid for, posted 6 days ago, pushed to their channel, 5,000 views…and BITCH is half naked in it….proving NO ONE cares about her and her rat cow face…but those tits…

This wasn’t even shot for Elle, it was shot on the day they did the campaign….SCAM….What a garbage bitch…scamming

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW|Videos

2017

16

May

Drunk Naked Bitch in Morocco and Other Videos of the Day

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Neighbor on PCP Loses His Shit

Big Titty Mistress!

Dude Gets a Handy on the Plane – I Think

Dance Party

Asian Dude Assaulting Tits

Teens Get Pepper Sprayed

Bald Dude and his Hair Tattoo is Hilarious

Cop Gets Dragged…

School Fight – Body Slam

Mexican Shooting a Tiger Shark – WTF – They Shoulda Shot the Cam Girl who Pretended to be Bit by the Shark

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always feel so used when strippers only talk to me to get lap dances, it’s like the second you tell them you don’t want a dance, they just walk away like you’ve wasted their night, because you spend 30-45 minutes baiting them, stringing them along, making them think you were going to go in, because you don’t like seeing a woman sell her body that way, so you, as the social justice warrior, vigilante you are…try to cockblock their dances, only to not get dances, you know to really fire up their pimp boyfriends looking for cocaine money….because ever stripper has a loser at home playing videogames while his bitch is grinding perverts….

Well despite being a pervert, I am not that pervert….I am instead a HERO…

Here are some morning LINKS…in the Morning…MORNING…

TV Cancellations – Assuming Anyone Watches TV
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Hot Wrestling Bitches
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Blake Lively is Playing a Cage Fighter – Hilarious
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New Promo for the Mummy to Bore the Fuck Out of You
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The Guy Jumping into 1000 Moustraps
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Little Kid Taken Out by the Wind
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Stacking Cars in Singapore
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Former WNBA Teammates Get Married – Reminding Us How Sexy Their Lesbian Touring Was
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Miss USA Falls for Trap Question
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2017

15

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I just saw a black kid around 10 with his cock out peeing in a front garden facing the street, like that racist lawn ornament…because I guess he is a recent import from some other country where they pee on front lawns in the middle of the street..LIKE you’re supposed to….

I heard two kids fighting In the park and one kid said to the other kid – fuck you faggot – and I was overjoyed to hear the word faggot still existed and was still used because I thought it was banned from English because it was banned from facebook and facebook is humanity – just wait until it tricks you into voting for zuckerberg for president – evil – but the word faggot – can’t be oppressed like free thought and bullying and other things facebook manipulates

I saw a dad vaping as he was pushing his kid in his stroller and felt like he really understood living…..

All while watching young enough girls to not have overly fat asses in leggings eating ice cream….

Magical life we live….

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning…

Hayley Hasselhoff Arrested for a DUI for the Baywatch Premiere
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Joy Corrigan Bikini Photoshoot
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Bethenny Frankel’s on Shark Tank – Sleazing it Up
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Phoebe Price Ass with a Hooker for Dinner
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Women of Wrestling Trailer –
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Rat Cow’s Big Tits in a Bra
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Adriana Lima – Bikini
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Getting Drunk on Alcohol Candy
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Some Dude Marries
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Kelly Rohrbach at the Airport…
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A Horrific Scarecrow in Clown Makeup
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Two Month Burrito Experiment….
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Rosie O’Donnell Creates Lesbian Cheaters
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Victoria Hervey Braless
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Jaimie Alexander Nipples in New York
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Sugar Baby with Tit of the Day
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Baywatch Had a Premiere
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Gillian Anderson Tits…
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Madison Beer Tube Top of the Day
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Creepy Song of the Day
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Music in Objects…
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Katy Perry’s Slutty Food Fetish Music Video
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Eleanor and her Tits…
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Angry People Lynch Child Rapist…
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Angelina Jolie on Mother’s Day
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Big Bang Theory Marries his Homo
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Laura Whitmore in a Dress
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Shakira’s New Single – New Video – Weird
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Lea Michele for Hummus
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Fails of the Week
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Lucy Hale in Leggings…
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Kate Beckinsale’s Daughter is Hot
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Some Bootleg Selena Gomez Looking Bitch
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Killer Clowns are Back
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Olivia Holt – Young Slut
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Truck Driver Saves Biker
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Hailee Steinfeld Performing
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Katy Perry is American Idol Judge
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Corinne Olympio Young Slut
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Jodie Comer in a Red Dress – Big Tits
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Alexandra Daddario in a Dress of the Day
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Mariah Carey Tits at an Event of the Day
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Angry Mob Lynches Child Rapist in Greek Court
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J.Lo Fitness Gear…
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Chopra in a Bikini
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Elizabeth Turner for Guess….
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Drew Barrymore Old Bitch…
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Mom and Daughter Tits for Mother’s Day
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Mom and Daughter Tits for Mother’s Day Part 2
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Mom and Daughter Tits for Mother’s Day Part 3
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Mom and Daughter Tits for Mother’s Day Part 4
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Crazy Orgasm of the Day
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Ass in Fishnets…
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Big Tits at a Car Wash
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Fit Babe at the Gym
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Big Girl Pussy Flash
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Terrible Nude Shoot of a Random Whore of the Day
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Tightest Pussy Ever
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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The Rim of the Asshole
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2017

15

May

Kate Upton Hard Nipples of the Day

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I haven’t jerked off to hard nipples in a white t-shirt since High School gym class, when I was 15 years old, and bras didn’t have the same level of padding they do today, and girls who happened to have big pre-hormone in the foot tits, had the big nipples to match, which was hard to take as a budding young pervert….who’d have to run to the the bathroom for a quick jerk off session hoping not to get caught…

I am not about to jerk off to hard nipples now, like that virgin 15 year old, but I will still look at them, as Busty, boxy, big overrated Kate Upton walks around shamelessly with them knowing that’s all anyone cares about when it comes to her…this is her marketing campaign….cuz the rest of her is pretty shit.

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2017

15

May

Shakira New Single of the Day

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Shakira released a new sex tape, which is in the form of a music video for the international / Spanish market that created her…and allowed her to have American success with her breasts that are small and humble that she didn’t want you to confuse for mountains….

It’s not an actual Sex Tape but rather a Music video, but her fans are so passionate about her and find her so hot that I think more people will jerk off to this than most porns…she’s just that kind of girl….

Sure she’s a mom, and this isn’t erotic, but she’s one of those loved and celebrated…she let her be loved and celebrated….by trying to jerk off to this…that’s how you are supposed to show all girls they are love and celebrated…but it may get you arrested if you do it when they don’t know who you are and they are sitting on a park bench across from you though

Via CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Shakira|Videos

2017

15

May

Dakota Johnson Leggings of the Day

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50 shades of rich bratty kid with a trust fund and parents and grandparents that helped her into the industry they are dialed into – so that she doesn’t need to actually get a skill, or job, or leave an impact on the world, but instead can maintain her lifestyle, feel like she’s accomplished something, more than just the trust fund she gets, in another Celebrity kids have access, it’s a small scene, the same people get hired and that’s why all the content produced is shit…

But she is in fitness gear smoking, like most Vegans I love, who are preaching healthy life while sucking on smokes…jokes..

Her name is Dakota Fanning ….no Dakota Johnson, and all these bitches are interchangeable….

I do find it interesting that her in leggings getting out of a porsche is hotter than her sex scenes in the overhyped romance / sex / porn for old ladies novel…ever…

How’s that makes sense…it doesn’t…none of this does…

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Posted in:Dakota Johnson|SFW

2017

15

May

Alexa Chung Vogue Magazine of the Day

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Alexa Chung is an uninteresting, not very hot, looks like a man, even though she’s party Asian, at least you would think that considering her name is fucking CHUNG…I mean not many names more CLICHE…unless it’s an act, part of her rebrand when she transitioned to woman and started taking the hormones…WHO KNOWS

I am guessing she was a UK groupie who was a model, turned TV host, turned who gives a fuck cuz I am sure she’s got a cunty attitude and is horrible to be in the same room with or maybe she’s terribly pleasant as it is part of her scam and how she wins people over – I don’t know…

What I do know is that these are the tits she has given the Alexander Skarsgard, who we assume he cheats on….because that face is kinda scary.

I am not a fan, this is not how I like my Asian’s named CHUNG to look. It’s weird, but she’s in Vogue…classy fashionista…