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2017

15

May

Ariel Winter Big Tits of the Day

In case you were wondering – and I know you were….Ariel Winter is still a fucking troll, but her tits are big enough for you to forget or see past the fact that she’s got no fucking neck, a busted down face, and is 3 feet tall….I guess her TV money and the fact she’s on TV…that created an emotional attachment to serious sexual predators and perverts everywhere….is why she’s still being talked about, or maybe her network is investing her marketing, brainwashing all of us, bust most likely, her contract was swapped out at 18 and she can now show of her tits like she wants to, like people want to see, as they’ve been waiting for so long…even if she is proof that cute at 11 doesn’t mean cute at 20…

Here she is anyway…

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2017

15

May

Laissa Medeiros Nipple for L’Officiel of the Day

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Laissa Medeiros is a model…but according to Instagram, she’s a Human First…

She’s from Brazil, which I guess confirms she’s a human, but then again, I generally live as a skeptic and think that the fact she says she’s a human means she’s actually not a human and is instead an alien trying to get information to bring back home before the attack, like Steve Jobs and the founder of the Internet, listening to every human everywhere and processing the information before the attack, or maybe she’s some kind of REAL doll that they are social experimenting to SEE if we fall for it..

Well, when there are nippls and a tall bitch involved, I typically always fall for it…

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2017

15

May

Priyanka Chopra in a Bikini for some Baywatch Promo Targeting India of the Day

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Apparently, in more promo for Baywatch, one of their stars is Priyanka Chopra…who is obviously huge in India, because she’s made her way over to America where she gets to star in this movie, despite being hot in a bikini….

As the people at Paramount will do anything they can to make it work, whether it’s casting the Rock, or some instagram influencers, they know to be ethnically relevant…even though never has there been an Indian from India (dot not feather)….to ever work the LA County beaches….EVER…in the history of Life Guarding…and if there was, she wouldn’t have looked like this.

I call this trying to get the Asians / Indians pumped on Color in the movie, to go to the theatres internationally, which is where people still go to movies…and where Hollywood makes all their money…

I am not buying this bitch is Baywatch material and I am still convinced Baywatch is shit….

That said, I don’t do enough posts on Indian (dot not feathers) on here, and they deserve some light also, as India is where all the fake traffic and likes on social media come from, we might as well speak to them with their local talent half naked….

TO SEE THE REST OF HER BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Priyanka Chopra is also in a Magazine….what can’t these Indians do…

Posted in:Priyanka Chopra|SFW

2017

15

May

Bella Hadid, Ugly Face, Looking Up Skirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a fucking monster, but I do not mind looking at her before and after pictures, where you can see that her whole face has been totally rebuilt, which is probably why she looks so much like a tranny…

Her family is rich, her mother a vapid ex model who wants to be validated through her kids, who you know starved them and cultivated them for this their entire lives….but
Here’s her tribute to her whore mother – sugar baby – that fed the kids their obnoxious egos…anyway…

Our angel Thank you for showing me what selfless love, generosity, compassion, kindness, power and strength is. Thank you for bringing my perfect brother and sister into this world. You have taught me to love everyone the same and keep my eyes open to the ones that don’t. I love you so much …I am so lucky ?? Happy Mother’s Day ?? You are perfect

Her dad an old rich arab dude who surrounds himself with models and fucks model, unable to accept that his daughter, even though she’s the ugly one is not model worthy, so he threw money at the new face, body, tits whatever…it’s all a weirdo lie…but she exists and she dances on her social media….showcasing her tits…

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2017

15

May

Olivia North Nude Hipster Model of the DAy

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Olivia North is a virtual nobody, but along with all the other girls on instagram trying to get followers, she is willing to get naked, and not just implied naked, full on, look at my pussy hard enough that you can see it’s tongue sticking out at you, style naked, in a photoshoot that is neither hot or inspiring, because she believes in her heart of hearts that she has what it takes to be a social media influencer who gets paid to just exist…like everyone on social media who is paid to just exist…and I wouldn’t say she doesn’t deserve it, or she’s not good enough to be that….that’s where the world is headed or already is…give all these girls a chance so that all other girls get naked too…as I won’t be satisfied until I see everyone NAKED…every last vagina in this goddamn world….that’s a 5/10 or better, over 18, but that’s about it…

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2017

15

May

Anna Camp and Anna Kendrick and Britney Snow and Rebel Wilson in Bikinis of the Day

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The cast of Pitch Perfect, including the fat one….got together for a vacation in Mexico to discuss Pitch Perfect 3, the middle aged years…because there comes a time in every average looking actresses life when she has to realize that she is in her fucking 30s, has a broken down old lady face, is not hot and her being a student is not believable…she’s more faculty, or recently divorced trying to get back to where she left off when she dropped out of college to get married and have kids….

So Anna Camp, whoever that is, Brittany Snow and Weird face Anna Kendrick together in Mexico is like some sad girl’s trip…or bachelorette party…and you should find these depressing as you jerk off to them…because aging sucks…for women more than men…but still..

Here are some of the pics, I like their use of the fat one.

Posted in:Anna Camp|Anna Kendrick|Brittany Snow|SFW|Videos

2017

15

May

Baywatch Premiere of the Day

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I guess I should do a post on the Baywatch premiere, because despite not getting any budget from the people who created Baywatch the movie (PARAMOUNT), not giving me money to promote their bullshit movie….which is probably a good thing…

I’d hate to be a whore endorsing this nonsense because they gave me 25,000 dollars to do so, but I’d like the 25,000 dollars more than having integrity to you assholes who never cared enough to give me any love and respect despite my honest take on pop culture…

I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, because i assume that the only people who will see this shit is 40 year old weirdos who used to jerk off to baywatch..

I know the hope is that kids will see it because the Rock is in it, and unless tits get snapped off, or blow the fuck off, I don’t think they stand a chance..

We have this thing called internet porn and slutty hot chicks on instagram, to see some average cunts in bathing suits sent to a porno quality storyline worked in 1990s late night TV…but as a movie, when kids don’t got to movies…fuck that…noise…

And noise it is, but they had a premiere to hype up this FAIL…that better fucking fail and paid some cunts to be there…..

Do Not go See This Shit…

Pam Anderson the Queen….of Baywatch…which besides the sex tape and Playboy is all she’s done and known for….looking terrifying…zombie…monster…frankenstein weirdness…

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Charlotte McKinney is in the Movie, which is a reminder of how shit it will be….

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Donna D’Errico is still livng her Baywatch dream because Baywatch was the reasons she didn’t get into porn and will forever be grateful for that..because that’s all this shit was…

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Izabel Goulart was there…I guess she’s in it also…weird….

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In more Miami Baywatch Promo – Kelly Rohrbach was there in a towel for attention – you know cuz she doesn’t have Leo to ride anymore – she’s gotta pull her own stunts…

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More interestingly – but not necessarily hotter – Pam Anderson was lurking in a see through shirt..

Posted in:Events|SFW

2017

15

May

Katy Perry Music Video of the Day

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Katy Perry’s music video has 27 million views…in 2-3 days of it being live…

That is fucking absurd….

The highlight of her video, is her being rubbed down with flour, by men dressed like chefs…while wearing some sort of leotard….It’s some human as food fetish video, which I guess Katy Perry’s existent has been a fetish across the board…from Kissing a Girl to whatever else she’s been involved in…

I figure there’s been at least on porno based on this weirdness, I used to know some girl who would do naked Sushi at bachelor parties, I figure this is up on that….

I just find it weird because she’s not hot, she’s not very good, her body is dumpy and she’s now old…

NOT TO mention, her music isn’e even good, it’s not even catchy….the lyrics are dumb, who the fuck is listening to this getting down and singing along random irrelevant words about cooking….I am not about to analyze the shit, I just know it’s bad…but America likes bad, they like familiar, and here she is – still making money…

27 million views on such a dumb song…crazy…she’s tolling us and winning….but I guess it’s pretty pornographic….glad the kids are watching it.

Katy Perry was at some Event CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW|Videos

2017

15

May

Dream Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Fisherman – VS – Amazing Scene – Couple Fuck

Woman Not Allowed to Pee – Goes for It in the Garbage Can

Tel Aviv Slut Walk is Not Very Slutty

Walmart Shoplifter Eats Shit

helicopter at the Fast Food

Terrible Motorcycle

Man on a Scooter having Fun

the Woman Who Burnt her Pussy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess today is really the mother’s day hangover, because all you mother fuckers were out there fucking mothers, on the one day where women either whine about not having kids, whine about their dead mothers, or whine about not being appreciated enough by their kids, leaving them disappointed and eager for someone, anyone, to enter their emotionally unstable wombs….Women are crazy..

It was also a day filled with my own disappointment where despite identifying as a mother at the breakfast spot trying to get a discount breakfast…”Free for Mothers” is a lie because despite what the media wants to tell you, society isn’t as sensitive to people who identify as mothers for a discount, I guess you need to wear a dress or body modify yourself to make it seem legit…

Here are some stepLINKS…..in the Morning….

Australian Mooning the Eurovision
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Some Chick Named Kelly Gale in Underwear
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Arrested Development is Back
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The Girl with the Insane Birth Mark
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Scary Go Pro Skiing Footage
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Weird Cover Song of the Day
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War Machine – Trailer
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Hard Faced Jenna Dewan Dancer on Fucking Justin Timberlake…
CLICK HERE

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