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2017

07

Jul

Selena Gomez Nipples for Her Gucci Mane Sogn of the Day

Selena Gomez is putting out a video called FETISH, where she plays some school girl looking immigrant that no one likes, but who doesn’t wear a bra because her poor family can’t afford one, and they don’t really know that bras are customary as they usually hide their women under a sheet, only to be approached in a mall by some predator who throws her in the back of her van and makes her live in his basement and make his babies only to be caught 10 years later when she’s 25….you know…THAT FETISH…

The song is with her Springbreaker Gucci Mane, because she’s hood now that she’s dating a black man, or maybe Gucci Mane is frat boy soft….I don’t keep track of this shit..I’m more the guy who notices nipples in pictures on instagram…

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2017

07

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence Hard Nip of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence may have had her best performance in her nude pics that circulated…maybe not according to the Academy Awards people, who buy into her shitty acting performances and pretend she’s a natural talent, when clearly, acting in movies is a fucking joke / scam / bullshit…

But those tits, they were good, making it almost tragic her career was in mainstream and not in awkward white girl porn…

She’s boring, but she has herpes, so clearly she has fun…and here are some pics of her hard nipples, because bras are obsolete…and nipples are IN…she’s so on trend…

These pics suck, but they are a high paid a-lister nipple – so be PUMPED

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2017

07

Jul

US Women’s National Hockey Naked of the Day

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US Women’s National Hockey Team got naked for ESPN….

Reminding us all that Female Hockey players aren’t really anything I’d jerk off to, not in uniform and not really in naked form, but they are still fit, strong legged, have muscular round asses, and could probably put your dick through a real beating…

I am Canadian, so by default I have fucked a women’s hockey player at least once, and she was no longer on the team, more into getting wasted…BUT…she did have muscle memory in her ass…and legs..and she did ride my face with the determination of an Athlete, HOWEVER…when she told me she let the whole hockey team cum inside her one party….I felt…like I could taste that medley of “now in the NHL getting paid”…keep in mind this is CANADA….and I never went back to that Hockey female ass….

These girls are thick…power….not my thing…nudity is my thing and nudity overpowers all.

Posted in:SFW|Sports

2017

07

Jul

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Outfit of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is some fake stripper turned fake popstar fake female rapper because she was clever enough to pull off some kind of lie and release a video that went viral – establishing her career, her brand, her fans…because it’s just that easy.

Like the girl I follow on IG who made one viral video of her falling hard in public, only to release a new video of her falling hard in public every week, because she feels she has to…her life reduced to that…and it gets her paid..because the public don’t have brains, don’t get bored, and keep encouraging idiots…

Iggy Azalea is a shameless attention seeker and part of her brand is her fat fake ass, that is digusting but dudes like it and I guess she’s crafted some CHAPS, or ASSLESS Pants she saw dudes in the gay bathouses wearing…to wear on stage…to showcase her shitty implants…like they are some kind of museum piece…shipped from town to town…like the freakshow that it is…

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2017

07

Jul

Cara Delevingne Nipples for British GQ of the Day

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Cara Delevingne the lesbian who is not a lesbian but is sometimes a lesbian because its good for her brand in an era of no sexuality or gender…is featured in British GQ thanks to being a very important socialite from the UK who has managed to get into movies as the star…all thanks to some lie and social media and the press and Hollywood being confused as fuck when it comes to the pussy they put into movies, hoping it will get people into theaters when really everyone just wants to watch Netflix, the kind of actress you’d expect her to be, a straight to Netflix girl, back when Netflix was only releasing the most garbage movies around…none of this Hollywood shit..but I guess it’s just further proof that acting is a lie…it’s easy…and it’s dumb…..

NIPPLES THOUGH>

Posted in:Cara Delevigne|Videos

2017

07

Jul

Heidi Klum Tight Skirt of the Day

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Heidi Klum in a tight skirt holding her body in….because she’s old and has been banged out so many times by SEAL huge cock that she has 12 kids to show for it…so when she leaves the house she needs some Nazi Germany style medical devices to keep her all in tact…which is convenient since her genetics were modified by Nazi Germany…thanks to her being German….and pretty fucking hot for a 50 year old…mom of 12…who has been banged out by SEAL dick a lot…

It’s a murder mystery, where the murdered pussy managed to survive and still look good.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

07

Jul

Ellie Goulding Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but she sounds important enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of her at the beach…

She’s a little doughy….but in bikini….which is enough for all you perverts because a little doughy on a bitch never stopped any of you from jerking off because you have low standards, low expectations, seriously look away from your screen for a second and take a look at your surroundings and realize…you’re a fucking fail….you don’t want anything good for yourself…not even british popstars in bikinis…you’ll take it all…anything you can get…without any effort…you’re pathetic…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

07

Jul

Fat Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio in Mykonos of the Day

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Ana Beatriz Barros is a model from 100 years ago…and I guess she’s friends with Alessandra Ambrosio because both are from BRazil, both started modeling 1000 fucking years ago, but Ana Beatriz Barros’ fat mom belly never quite recovered the way Alessandra’s did, allowing us to see the difference between aged Brazilian women…some fill out…others do everything they can to stay hot so that they keep getting paid the millions a year…and both are probably worth cumming to…since you already have…at least once in their VS model catalog girl careers…

Either way, two Brazilian hookers who made it – all old and fat now – hot.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Ana Beatriz Barros|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Bella Hadid for Terry Richardson Who Gives a Fuck of the Day

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The best thing about these shitty Terry Richardson pics of Bella Hadid for Magazine is how dramatic they make her nose job look, all hard edges to match the rest of her hard face, while she jacks her shorts up into her WEEKND battered cunt, because she’s just trying to fill the void left from being a rich kid no one she really wants to care about her, cares about her….and instead she seeks that approval from the world for Fashion and Luxury and social media…

I don’t think she’s all that bad in terms of our options for rich LA kids pretending to be models…but these pics aren’t nearly perverted enough for me to really get behind and appreciate…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Amy Schumer Pig in a Bikini of the Day

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I just saw this picture – 24 hours after it was posted – because I do not follow AMy Schumer and for the most part, I pretend she doesn’t exist, but sometimes, when the pig puts on a bikini and spreads her vile legs open for the world, or her fans to see her muff gut / gunt that dudes only fuck for the story….

I guess she has a lot to thank you fat body for, like making men use her for sex at 3 am when they had no other options, we’ve all been on tinder and know how that works, giving her jokes to cope with being the girl no one really wanted….because sometimes making fun of a situation is the only way…and now the joke is on us, because more than just some horny dude on the receiving end of her desperate sexts, we all are…

The real question is – how is this safe for anywhere, turn this trash into bacon…or dog food….or feed her back to the pigs…just get her anywhere but here..

Trashy fucking pile of shit who is just abrasive in all she does….die.

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