DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2017

06

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini is alright, I mean she gets paid millions a year to be in a bikini and she’s been paid millions a year to be in a bikini for what must be 20 years, making for a lot of money, a lot of great memories and experiences, meeting a lot of great connected people, and I guess she refuses to let go of that and keeps trying…to maintain because the day it ends for her, is the day she ceases to exist and I guess you can’t have that, so keep proving to your pimps that you’re an earner who matters and they’ll keep her on payroll or whatever it is that is going on here….I call it reaching and hoping the fun never ends….

That said, her ass is still lovely enough for an old lady in a world where so many girls are hotter than her…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Team USA Lindsey Vonn in a Bathing Suit of the Day

No Comments »

Here is Lindsey Vonn cropping her face out of her bikini selfie because she knows that her fit athlete body is more magical when her aging face doesn’t get in the fucking way of things…and I like staring at her crotch as her one piece jacks up in what looks like a barbie doll mound, no camel toe, it must be her fit as fuck pelvic floor, from all that squeezing her pussy together that we all know is hardly a EMPTY Holeless mound, because she only fucks black dudes…they hit the SPOT….

She is USA, she is the AMmerican Dream…and this is her body.

Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Paula Bulczynska Titties of the DAy

No Comments »

So Paula Bulczynska is some low – and I mean very low level nude model that I just assumed was Russian, but as it turns out she is not a Russian, but rather a Polish, but I’ll still call her Russian because I am ignorant and believe that everyone behind the iron curtain that no longer exists, who looks and acts like this, escaped the sex trade to become a nude model for fashion…..not that this is for FASHION…but it is good for her sugar baby / escorting to come across legit….and it’s way better than pissing on command on a webcam show…in a room you can’t escape from because there are guards…

You know…choose your prison…

Posted in:Paula Bulczynska

2017

06

Jul

Olivia Munn in a Swimsuit of the Day

No Comments »

Olivia Munn is such a scammer…she’s got this self promotion thing all figured out…she started from the bottom, scammed her way as the hot enough chick in a nerd show, only to become the hot enough chick in the nerd movies, that happen to be billion dollar grossing movies…it’s a WHAT THE FUCK…maybe she follows THE SECRET or maybe the secret is to find the rich nerds who are still the nerds she was marketing herself to…but that made it…because that’s what happens to some nerds do…the ones who don’t sit inside jerking off to Olivia Munn all day, but rather the ones who invent some science or tech shit and end up on the cover of FORBES…because not all nerds live with their moms scared of the world…some are socially awkward in a way that allows them to ZUCKERBERG the shit and control the information of the world…and those are the nerds she fucks with..because that’s how VAPID hollywood sluts work…and here she is…posting bikini selfies for attention because she gets it.

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Chloe Bennet in a Bikini with her Vine Star of the Day

No Comments »

Chloe Bennet is some girl on some Agent of SHIELD show…

I don’t think I’ve heard of her, but I’m not some cheesy Disney Kid living in LA going to all the same lame parties where I pretend to be overly excited to be part of this pop culture that should be taken out back and shot…

I’ve been to LA at least once in the last 40 years, and it’s been like this forever, these lame fucking people who think they are at the important parties and who all jerk each other off….figuratively…and literally…

I know how it is….but I guess the times are a shifting and social media presence counts as fame…the era of interent being for HERBS AND NERDS is over…because this working actress is making out with her new boyfriend, a VINE star with millions of followers for really basic and lame comedy clips that I guess get him laid…even though he walks around with a selfie stick like some kind of faggot…even though all these dudes are kinda fucking gay in what they do….but at least smart enough to keep the hot bitches around in bikinis…to contribute to their scam.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chloe Bennet|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Michelle Monaghan in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

She’s 40, from True Detective and some other shit that probably doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but that the media will make you think matters to distract you from real issues, and to keep you fucking dumb……

She’s in a bikini, not just in a bikini, she’s taking pics of herself in a bikini and uploading them to her social media to show off her bikini because she’s got a hot body amd it is a hot body…and for me to say she’s got a hot body….is massive because at 40…that doesn’t happen…ever….

Making Michelle Monaghan some kind of freak…but not too freakish to shamelessly self promote her half nakedness..

Posted in:Michelle Monaghan|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Bella Thorne Ass in her USA Bathing Suit of the Day

No Comments »

I guess I should have posted this Bella Thorne for America bathing suit butt shot picture yesterday or the day before, you know to be fucking current and on top of these idiots like I actually care, when really I just post this shit for you ….the last of the losers too retarded to hunt through social media to find shit to jerk off to on your own….

Using me as some kind of fluffer who finds this shit eventually and posts it with a useless commentary on mainstream idiots that are totally uninteresting, not even that hot, all while getting paid heavy….

It’s pretty fucking dull, but just think how pathetic I must feel taking time, not much time, but time to put this nonsense together when all we care about is ass…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Bathing Suit Rips off and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Girl Jerks off Boyfriend in Public

Grizzly Charges at Truck

Bride’s Helicopter Crash that Killed Her of the DAy

Anal Bleaching How To of the Day

Dad Sets up Sex Tent to Catch Predators Who Want to Fuck His Daughter…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I woke up at 6 in the morning and instead of doing something productive, like try to make money to buy myself shit like sugar babies…

I just texted every girl I came across on instagram, snap, tinder, my imessages because I have an apple as I am current, now, trendy…..this important message…

“You give my morning erection a reason to live”

But….the truth is…I didn’t have a morning erection….I’m so tricky…with my creeping…but not creepy or sneaky enough…because not one of the sluts took the bait, felt flattered and sent me pussy pics…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
DON’T CLICK HERE

Fat Sugar Momma of the Day
DON’T CLICK HERE

Cosplay Sluts..
DON’T CLICK HERE

News Anchor Fails
DON’T CLICK HERE

Weird Nipple Slip in Cannes
DON’T CLICK HERE

How to Make 2 Player Pinball
DON’T CLICK HERE

Jennifer Lawrence See Through Slut Outfit
DON’T CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid Model Nipples.
DON’T CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

The move of the day is to fuck a random hooker, take a picture of her nasty asshole with your unprotected dick in her rank pussy, and caption it “wish you were her”…and send it to every girl you want to fuck…let them know you get pussy…it will impress them knowing you get laid and despite hating on the move, they’ll like how bold you are and probably won’t fuck you regardless, she may never talk to you again, but she’ll appreciate the gesture, even if she never admits it…and that is today’s lesson in romance…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Naked Celine Dion
CLICK HERE

J.Law Nips in Paris
CLICK HERE

Shay Mitchel Slutty in People
CLICK HERE

Kelly Clarkson is Fat as Fuck
CLICK HERE

HeroesCon 2017 Cosplay Video
CLICK HERE

Baby Elephant Can’t Stand While Learnign to Walk
CLICK HERE

Olivia Munn – Slut in a Bathing Ssuit
CLICK HERE

Shay Mitchell Nipples
CLICK HERE

Caroline Vreeelnad Big Tits
CLICK HERE

Manateee Follows Canoe
CLICK HERE

Cindy Bruna – Nip Slip
CLICK HERE

Mila Jovovich for Fashion
CLICK HERE

Police Join the Slip N’ Slide
CLICK HERE

Lohan Wants Everyone to be Nicer to Trump
CLICK HERE

Kirsten Dunst Tits for Fashion
CLICK HERE

Baby Elelphant Video Again…
CLICK HERE

Demi Lovato Ass
CLICK HERE

New Characters in Game of Thrones
CLICK HERE

Lottie Moss – SLUT
CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid – Nipples
CLICK HERE

Kelly Brook Fat Face / Fat Tits
CLICK HERE

Andrew Garfield – is Gay
CLICK HERE

Paris Hilton is the Queen of Ibiza
CLICK HERE

Slutty Celebs on Instagram
CLICK HERE

Nina Dobrev Picking Up Dog Shit
CLICK HERE

Big the Company Behind the Pen
CLICK HERE

Rat Cow’s Bullshit Tits PRevent Her From Getting Work
CLICK HERE

Kim Garner – SLut in a Bikini – Hot Body
CLICK HERE

Cara Delevingne Nips in Paris
CLICK HERE

Rat Cow – Tits in a Black Dress Doing Fashion
CLICK HERE

Pics from inside the Abandoned Costa Concordia Cruise Ship – COOL
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!
================

Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
CLICK HERE

Boobs Busting Out of a Dress
CLICK HERE

Spread Pussy Redhead
CLICK HERE

Knife Masturbation
CLICK HERE

The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
CLICK HERE

Alexandra Daddario Tits Busting Out
CLICK HERE

Naked Teens
CLICK HERE

Cam Whore Meltdown Comp
CLICK HERE

Filmed in a Stall Changing Clothes….
CLICK HERE

ALi Rose Stripping Next to a Fountain
CLICK HERE

Hot Girl Sitting on Faces
CLICK HERE

CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
CLICK HERE

Compilation of Public Sex
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

VIVID THROWBACK PORN BLOOPERS EXCLUSIVE VIDEO PART 2
DON’T CLICK HERE

HOT SLUTTY IMAGES OF HOT SLUTTY GIRLS HOT
DON’T CLICK HERE

Find More Great Links Here….
DON’T CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS