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2017

05

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence in Men’s Underwear VS Natalie Portman Cleavage for Fashion of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is rumored to have herpes that she got from Chris Martin, which means that Gwyneth Paltrow has herpes, and really everyone in Hollywood has herpes because they are all vapid narcissists with too much time on their hands, money in their banks, who choose to fuck unprotected because condoms are for pussies, and sick people and take away from the romance…

I would have assumed she had herpes long before, maybe from being friends with SCHUMER, or while dating the countless old dudes she’s dated….

She’s out in men’s underwear, a big deal for weirdos with women in men’s underwear fetishes…it’s FASHION people and you can see her uneventful over paid ass…

I would say she’s an awkward, uninteresting, garbage celebrity, but her nudes force me to like her for her tits and level of exhibitionism….but I will say, she’s not a great actress, just a lot of hype and proof that Hollywood is a scam that chooses some people to keep budgets high, as there is no way people are drawn into seats to see this bitch…it’s not like she’s THE ROCK….or something….

Either way she’s so fashionable in her designer pervert wear…as her super important ass lives it up as a celebrity…exciting.

She also has nipples and no bra – like most girls….at an event…

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Natalie Portman was also at the same event for Fashion week, probably getting paid…rocking some titty so I’ll just throw it into this post cuz who cares about doing another post….I mean that’s too much effort…for such insignificant dog shit..

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is on the Beach of the Day

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These Lindsay Lohan old in a one piece rocking some iconic round tits, tits so good Em Rat Cow went to the same surgeon, are pornographic to me….

They are also a week old, but I am just seeing them now, since there’s a lot going on in the world that I barely pay attention to, and some expired goddess I’ve been tracking for decades is just too time consuming for me…I am a lazy Lohan Stalker, but remain a fan because I am emotionally attached to this barely living legend…and her round tits…

Her pasty skin, her mangled face, her freckles I once wanted to connect with a marker / my semen / to make art….is all I’d want it to be all these years later….

Her ass non existent in her shorts, her life is as luxurious as Tara Reids….

Brilliant….and a reminder that the world is a wonderful fucking place…whiler he upper thigh bruise is a reminder that she’s still a good time….

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Kylie Jenner Nipples for V Magazine of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is a monster…some Frankenstein shit..put together in the pool house turned Plastic Surgery office where her dad got his pussy built…because some dads build old classic cars in the garage, other dads build furniture, some dads fuck the mistress in the garage, while her dad, or who we assume is her dad but who probably isn’t because she’s a Kim Klone, made from Kim DNA, gets his dick folded inside out to match his tits…weird…

Well, turns out his daughter’s got TITS of her own and she’s showing them in a magazine…

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2017

05

Jul

Alexis Ren Fucks the Haters and the Hackers of the Day

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Alexis Ren has a ridiculous fucking body.

Whether she matters or ACTUALLY exists despite her massive amount of followers on social media which is actually where people exist nowadays and not in person…you see she could be a russian spam bot or someone’s cleaver 3D digital art and not even real…that’s the kind of social media influencer I want to see run around in a bikini for attention – or in this case topless by the pool as she lives the good life, probably on someone else’s dime, because where there is a woman with followers on social media who looks like this, fake tits and all, there’s a line-up of creepy dudes willing to fuck em at any cost….ROMANCE IS NOT DEAD..

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Rob Kardashian Blac Chyna Revenge Porn Scandal of the DAy

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I don’t care about Kardashian bullshit that is either all staged nonsense or just silly for the sake of being silly….but I do love REVENGE PORN of hooker type women who apparently fucked another dude in Rob Kardashian’s bed, leading to him posting her shitty nudes, nudes you’d expect to be better, if she was really a sex worker you know…

I get college girls sending me better and more hardcore shit…

Here’s the captions with the images, I didn’t bother reading them but they could be lols if you care.

1 – Whoa that’s crazy u let me cum inside u and then another man do the same in the same bed and the same robe and everything in the house where I pay 16K rent. Sheesh. And so u know she had her butt reduced but I know it still looks wild

2- This is a pic Chyna just sent me before she fucked another man in her house with my baby in the house and her son in the house. And for all u wondering why her damn nipples are so damn big thats cuz she had surgery after the baby was born on our anniversary January 25th that I paid 100K for and they really messed up on her nipples. Them shits used to be so cute and now they so damn big !

3- And this the dude that posted a pic in the same bed Chyna and I made our baby in. The house that I pay for. That robe i prob paid for. Imma send u messages from this dude asking to link with me or he gonna expose Chyna if I don’t help him get money cuz he can’t handle the bills to take care of Chyna. Lol. I pay lambo. Ferrari. Down payment on the rolls. Downpayment on your moms car. I pay your mother since u won’t even call your own mother back in months. I prob spent a million alone in the past 2 months. 90K necklaces. 70K watch. The Ferrari that u pretend u got yourself. Chyna I hope U find help and to this corn ball , u thirsty as fuck for hitting me and begging to link with me and if I don’t help u get money then u gonna expose Chyna. Bro go back to your son who is at home instead u out here fucking someone that everyone fucks including me. Lol. Clown. She everybody’s and it’s been that way. The disrespect in the bed that my baby daughter lays in. Chyna u literally lost on this one.

4- This is from Chyna yesterday to me. I never been so disrespected in my life. I just bought her 250K of jewelry yesterday. This woman is so disrespectful and I don’t care

WHO cares – but whore pussy is fun…

Posted in:Blac Chyna|Black Chyna

2017

05

Jul

Pixie Lott in a Bikini of the DAy

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Pixie Lott is some UK popster and she’s got an amazing ass….and that’s all I have to say about that…because sometimes a picture of a great ass is more interesting than me writing words no one reads about my relationship with Pixie Lott, her songs I can’t think of or feel like I’ve never heard, and the fact that her name reminds me of a french hooker who I met in a lap dance booth at a strip club who gave me Chlamydia thanks to putting my dick in her rancid mouth, because just because she called herself a Pixie didn’t mean she wasn’t a dirty fucking whore…

You know…stick to the ass pics…

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Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Ashley Benson is Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson is fucking sloppy….I’ve been saying it for as long as she’s existed on my radar that her tits are big, and thus the rest of her will be soft, because never have I met a set of natural big tits on a firm body after that body hits 22 years old, it’s like what was once taught and lovely, becomes a sloppy cesspool of shit….and that’s not to say Benson isn’t tight bodied, tight pussied, I mean I can’t tell from these pics, I’m just looking at the waddle of her neck as she huffs on smokes and overall repulses me…because I am stronger than just tits, tits can’t suck me in a bring me down, I can see the flaws surrounding the tits, unless the tits are in my face, in which case I suck em, but when they are young starlet tits I’ve never met…I can point and laugh and say…look how piggish that girl has become…so much potential but just hates the gym..in this fat positive world we are in…she can still win…and I guess in a way she is….

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Posted in:Ashley Benson

2017

05

Jul

Bella Thorne Bathing Suit Dance of the Day

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Bella Thorne fucking irritates me. Her low level slutty behavior is boring and the kind of cockteasing shit that gets a bitch raped…

Girls hate when you blame raping them on cockteasing, you know the pay with fire, push us to our limit, make us break so that all reason is out the window, causing us to react in a pull their panties down and shove our dick in them like the CAVEMEN we are actually coded to be, not this refined moral code, sophistication we pretend to be, because we are fucking primates..

I am not saying it’s OK to rape girls who cocktease or that it’s an excuse, but I’m not about to lock myself in a basement with a serial killer with a weapon and a thirst for blood..it is just irresponsible…

Not that Bella Thorne needs to be responsible, she’s got money and people who look out for her to make sure her cockteasing doesn’t go too far positioning her as too sleazy for the youth, even though the youth are exposed to so much sleaze everyday.

Her stripper dance…boring…her raver hipster look…disgusting..but her tits on her fit young body are ok….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Madeleine Vall Beijner Topless of the Day

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Apparently Madeleine Vall Beijner is in the New Wonder Woman Movie and apparently these are her tits….at the beach looking relatively masculine…and even disgusting…because women built like little tanks don’t excite me…and when they are all tattooed up…I’m even less about them…even if a little she’s fit and can kick the fuck out of me since she’s a pro fighter offers some level of excitement…it is not the kind I can jerk off to, but I have a feeling you can because you’re a fucking homo closet case..

Yummy leathery fake tan – old man in Florida wearing a speedo shit…erotic…

Posted in:Madeleine Vall Beijner

2017

05

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if watching Nicole Scherzinger age in a bikini is all that amazing..

She’s a Pussy Cat Doll who went onto have her own career because the world was easier to manipulate back then, and they’d follow you anywhere you went if you had low level song and dance talent…and you released easy to digest fast food music that made a lot of people rich off the low level of expectations society has as a whole.

I do now that she’s in a bikini aging and that I am not convinced she’s not actually a man.

Good ass though, I mean older or not, she’s a dancer and dancers have muscle memory, strong legs and ass, that make it ok to jerk off to, even if they have testicles they tuck strategically into their pink bikini, that is pink of a reason, you know to drive home that she’s actually feminine to the same retards who listen to her music….I mean if she was a man she’d totally be in a blue bikini…DIVERSION….masterful…

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Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW