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2017

11

Jul

Julianne Hough in a Bathing Suit for her Wedding of the Day

Julianne Hough is getting married, probably to some Disney Kid-like Hollywood person, because Hollywood is an interesting, but not that interesting place, where half the people are degenerate rich kid drug addicts and the other half are these fluffy half retards with perfect hair and whitened teeth, out of a fucking horror movie…and clearly this Julianne Hough chick falls into the latter category of garbage…lame…fluffy puppet retard…sex with Ryan Seacrest….lame as fuck piece of shit…

But with all these candy coated pieces of shit…is a body worth fucking…and that body is in a bathing suit…and we like bathing suits because degenerates who aren’t in hollywood, living the real degenerate life, like staring at these idiots, and really all pussy in bathing suits…It’s a good use of my brain.

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2017

11

Jul

Couple Having Public Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Lady Flash

Biker Taken Out by Downed Power Lines

The Australian Whale…No Not Iggy Azalea

Bus Splits in Two

Cop Shoots Ukrainian

Weird Death of the Day

Head On Motorcycle Hit

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2017

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone is a stripper if you have a good enough imagination – and I do…I’m talking to you grandma in the park I watched eating cured meat for an hour…I am talking to you…..

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Granny Dances / Flashes for the Dodgers
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McGregor Smack Talks Mayweather
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Lady Victoria Hervey – BIKINI
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Game of Thrones Recap you Can’t Jerk Off To
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Some New James Franco / Maggie Gyllenhaal Show by the Creators of the Wire
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The House Vince Vaughn Fucks In
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Viagra Pulls Out of the NFL
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The Worst Video Ever
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2017

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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My wife always gets mad at me when I tell her about the girls I try to fuck on tinder, or that I end up staring at inappropriately at the grocery store because they are wearing really short shorts that reveal their assholes, or really tight pants that reveal how much of their clit sticks out of their pussies, or really sheer shirts with no bras, with hard nipples, like they are supposed to….

Because the key to a happy marriage is putting the oppressive bitch who robbed you of your freedom down…one dick in pussy that isn’t hers pic at a time…

The only problem with this plan…is figuring out a way to insert my limp impotent dick in a pussy…rather than just staring at the pussy as it walks by me…

Summer dreams are a reality…and here are some stepLINKS…

Screaming FOXES of the Day
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Marisa Tomei’s Hot Body
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Katy Perry – Lesbian on a Boat
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Cashier has Dance off with Customer…
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Nina Dobrev – LEGS
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Ellie Goulding – Bikini…
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Olivia Munn in a Bikini on Vacation
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Tyler the Creator is a Faggot – Official
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Sabrina Carpenter Slutty Young Girl for the Creepers…
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Sinitta Nipple
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DOT NOT FEATHER – of the Day
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Caroline Vreeland Big Tits…
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Natalie Martinez – Hard Nipple
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Sofia Richie is Trash
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Shanina Shaik Photoshoot
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Heroic Truck Driver of the Day
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless
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Car Gadgets Put to the Test
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Janet Jackson’s Billion Dollar Baby
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News Bloopers of 2017
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Iggy Azalea’s Ass Pants
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Cindy Crawford – Billionaire Tequila Wife
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8 Second Concert Goes as Planned
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Elle Evans – Bikini
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Madison Beer in a Tube Top Looking Busty of the Day
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Eagle is a Tech Addict…
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True Blood Star Died from Alcohol Withdrawal
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Rat Cow Nipple on Snap
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Naked Outside
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First Timer Doesn’t Undersand How Porn Works
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CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Pussy Turns Red from all the Rubbing
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Monster Tits in Public
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Cheesy as Fuck Nude Shoot of the Day
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Cam Whore Meltdown Comp
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Weird Fucking Stomach Dance of the Day
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2017

10

Jul

Alexis Ren is Ridiculous of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a good time…she’s a model who is barely a model, an influencer who is ins’t really that influential, a girl with a huge amount of followers and a set of fake tits, that together with her willingness to get naked, has led to magical experiences, and she’s not even that hot….but that body is fucking amazing…so keep it coming….

These are her social media pics:

: http://thefappeningblog.com/

This is her MAXIM shoot….that looks straight from 1995…but still worth looking at…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Katy Perry is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

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Katy Perry is probably my least favorite celebrity. I even feel sick to my stomach with rage, or confusion, or an urge to shit on her vile fucking face calling her a celebrity, because I know she was just trolling with some viral video type song before the audience was sophisticated enough to keep the fat bitch on YOUTUBE and instead gave her a fucking career that has made her so much money and taken her around the world…over and over again…releasing more songs people are brain washed into listening to…and the whole thing…fucking annoys me…ultimately…because she’s not hot…but she’s also not very cool either…

She’s just gross, shes always been gross, everything about her is gross, and it’s too bad these pics aren’t of her drowning.

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2017

10

Jul

Brie Larson Nipple Slip of the Day

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Apparently you can see Brie Larson’s nipple in this picture…I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing because I think Brie Larson is shit…

I don’t think she’s hot and I really don’t like when people around me, whether on the internet or otherwise say that she’s hot…

I don’t like that she’s walking around like she’s finally made it, like some it girl, or that the industry is treating her as such…all because she won an oscar for being a raped and abuse victim who could have been played by anyone, it was a guaranteed Oscar…

I don’t care if she was walking around tits out, I wouldn’t believe in her lie…I know all she wanted was fame and she got it..and is milking it…only shitty people act…and sometimes they aren’t even hot people…making them worth hating more.

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2017

10

Jul

Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

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Bella Thorne has nipples and it may not be that magical since we’ve seen her nipples before but that are still magical because her young body is fucking wonderful…

From Disney kid to nipples exposed for the paparazzi, in a world where nipples are everywhere you look, so it’s not a big deal, unless you’re a dude, or a pervert like me, who fucking loves nipples, and you are…we all are…our penises are coded for this shit…

I have seen her shitty acting in shitty movies and I can say…she looks fucking great on camera, her ass looks great, her tits look great, making her great…even though she’s a social media influencer weirdo…who now makes EDM…milking all that money from every fucking angle…

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2017

10

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is posing hard at 100 fucking years old to remind us all that not all 100 fucking year old women are worth fucking sometimes, partially because they can’t get pregnant, and pregnancy scares are terrible if you’re not a deadbeat dad who has no interest in stepping up in her stupid decision to have the damn baby…

That said….from sugar baby to actress to old lady with great tits in a bikini posing….she’s done good…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Olivia Munn in Montreal of the Day

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Despite always hating on Olivia Munn for being a scammer….when really I should be celebrating her being a scammer…because I like scammers and trolling motherfuckers…who get what they want before it’s too late…while still looking hot…because she knew to milk the nerds of the world…amazing…

For some reason I defended the nerds, when really I should have been siding with the hot pussy manipulating and scamming the nerds…because who gives a fuck about nerds…not OLIVIA MUNN, unless they are paying her or financing her movies…

I should always side with the narcissitic girl…winning at life…

She’s in Montreal…filming a movie…and I am in montreal sitting on a soiled couch…together but apart….something I find comfort in….unless she calls the police on me for harassment….because there are probably laws against shit talking pussy you never met….that happens to be in the same town as you and is richer and more connected than you….

Meaning, I’ll just keep sitting on my couch and let her IG feed talk to my peeping tom needs…cuz I’m not a good paparazzi….spy cam in toilet bowls kind of guy…cuz I actually don’t give a fuck about any of this, but I will watch her kick…for her Xmen role…fetish.

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