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2017

23

Jun

Demi Lovato Instagram Erotica Continues of the Day

Demi Lovato is on some kind of kick, that basically takes away from the kick she was on the last few years about being some chubby no make-up wearing instagrammer – you know to inspire her audience of fat and ugly chicks….but who is now recently single and rebranding as some GLAMOUR Model Instagram slut…busting her tits out in luxurious settings for no real reason…and it’s weird..

I’m all for a girl pushing out her tits, even one with a big neck, I just don’t like mixed messages…be consistent…either you’re fat or make-up free, or you’re trying this instagram model thing out to sell more records…but you can’t be both….well I guess you can when you’re rich and famous and the world is flimsy and forgets your nonsense and takes what you feed them….and I guess this era is the breast feeding era…good times.

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2017

23

Jun

Caroline Vreeland Naked in a See Through Outfit of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is someone I’ve been following on instagram since I started MY FIRST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT BEFORE HAVING IT DELETED 4 TIMES YEARS AGO

She’s an aspiring singer, possibly a fixtue in the LA thing, a girl with a rockin’ set of massive tits who once auditioned for American Idol but never made it, and who now gets naked for FASHION because she pretends her grandmother was the editor of VOGUE or something and it worked because people believe what they are told…

Well, she’s gone from silly social media playing with her big tits being him – to silly photoshoots with her big tits and I have to say…I like her progress…

She charges upwards of 10,000 dollars an instagram post, which is just absurb…but those tits are definitely worth 10 dollars a song…this is a example of if only she was a stripper…..she’d be in her actual element…but I guess in a way she is still stripping…magic…but not really..

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2017

23

Jun

Khloe Kardashian See Through Outfit of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian the monster Khloe Kardashian the one everyone who watches their show likes because she’s apparently funny, as she would have to be, to not be taken out back and shot by the mom because the mom knows she’s not a fucking earner, or that she’s bringing the whole litter down, and that she needs to be removed. You know the kind of narcissist who can’t accept that such a creature crawled out of her womb when she was doing coke with Nicole Brown…off OJs Dick….but figured if she had personality..she could be redeemed…until she was ready to spend 100,000 dollars on surgeries and injections to make her look fuckable…

This is Khloe Kardashian fuckable…looking like every instagram model in an instagram filter…but still fuckable…and I’d say it is magic, but it’s really just modern face injection science all the high school girls are saving up for thanks to this evil family…

Not sure why she’s in a see through outfit, but we can assume it has to do with being shameless whores who want to be naked as often as they can, it’s in their contract with their mom, and more importantly, when you get rebuilt, you know a new new paintjob, you want to show it off…but it’s still TERRIFYING to me.

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2017

23

Jun

Dead Instagram Model of the Day

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Rebecca Burger is a Dead instagram hooker / model who was killed by a whipped cream canister that exploded and hit her directly in the heart like it was a sugar daddy cancelling the credit cards on her…and for some reason I find great joy in this story of what the hell is this world we live in, where a fake fitness model gets killed by a sugary fat filled treat, what kind of world is it where all these face tuned to look girls are actually just fat girls with a filter, what kind of world is it where you get taken out by junk….it’s all so confusing…yet…it happened….and dead is sad…but it’s better to burn out than to fade into obscurity even if you’re obscure to begin with and your death is your biggest viral stunt….

All this to say…weird.

Posted in:Dead Instagram Model|SFW

2017

23

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini Pic of the Day

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Roller girl, who’s hottest role by far was roller girl, because it showcased her hot tits as a 70s porn star…like when porn actually mattered…Heather Graham…who must be in her 40s by now…and a mom….in a bikini, in a bikini selfie for social media…self produced clickbait you appreciate because you are still into Heather Graham, you still jerk off to her tits in all the movies she’s done, and you like seeing updated half nude content of her to see that she’s still around, to make her feel more than a film archive…I get it…kind of….I still jerk off to nudes of girls I fucked in the 90s that were shot in the 90s…on polaroid…that I still have…but then I check their Facebook pics out and remember why I stick to the archive footage..Aging, even when it is good…is awful…..but I guess not as awful as it could be…right

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2017

23

Jun

Elle Fanning Titties in a Tube Dress of the Day

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People have a hard on for Elle Fanning…and I don’t really understand it. I mean she’s some creepy actress who rode her creepy sisters coattails so that she too could get paid for this acting nonsense…and it worked….but I genuinely hear dudes talk about how hot she is or how amazing she is…and I assume they jerk off to her in movies she’s in…none of which I can name…

So being a CLICKBAIT FAKE NEWS PEDDLER…I figure…why not post some Elle Fanning shot by the paparazzi in a tube dress erotica…because you like it….

I’m so generous. I steal from the paparazzi and give to the poor and pathetic…a modern day hero…

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Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2017

23

Jun

Katharine McPhee in her Underwear of the Day

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American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about…because Simon Cowell Makes Dreams come true while he cums on Ryan Seacrest…or the pile of money he’s made by being some psychopath who knows how to manipulate the public into buying into shit music and talent contests as he cashes the fuck in…

I don’t know why American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star is in her underwear, apparently she’s on set because she’s a real actress….but I know I’ll still take the half a second it takes to look at it.

Because when a girl selfies like this, you encourage her to do more…it’s how you get to the spread asshole nudes…

Posted in:Katherine McPhee|SFW

2017

23

Jun

Whitney Cumming Very Rich in a Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Cumming is some clever marketer who understood that she wasn’t hot enough to be an actress, I mean, I am sure she is considering most actresses are fucking bunk, but I guess at the time it was harder to become an actor than to break into comedy as the funny girl who talked about sucking dick, long enough and with enough conviction in her deliver to allow her to develop or at least attach herself onto a few TV shows that all came out at the same time, and that took her out of touring the standup clubs and staying in shit hotels, to the life of luxury a girl who sucks dick and talks about sucking dick, in LA, nevertheless, the land of opportunity for the right dick sucker deserves…because you know getting a TV show isn’t that easy and requires a continuation of that dick sucking but made more transactional…ROMANCE…SUCCESS…BIKINI SELFIES on a FRIDAY for attention.

I like her because she’s not that fat.

Posted in:SFW|Whitney Cummings

2017

23

Jun

Ariel Winter is Mad She Got Called Out for Buying Her Houseboy Boyfriend of the DAy

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Here is some Ariel Winter defending her boyfriend who everyone but her knows is mooching off her – because he’s likely a homosexual and figures getting in with an A Lister is a good way to get his career off the ground….so maybe she doesn’t pay him an allowance, but I’m sure she pays for everything, she just doesn’t realize it because he’s blinding her with his dick…magical…not really..but funny for sure…these broken girls always think the dudes using them are for real…lucky guys….K-Fed for life..

Here’s is the Ariel Winter – Broken Famous Child Star – in Review