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2017

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

When girls ask me “What are you wearing”

“I am wearing a condom – that I have to tie on with an old shoelace to keep it in place. It’s my underwear….of the future….disposable and full of aids when I’m done with it”….

They like that dirty talk…

They don’t like when you tell them that men are more evolved than women based on our Y chromosome….where as bitches just have two X chromosomes….and 166 million years ago we we evolved from the XX to the XY to become men..

They don’t like the closing argument “don’t you read fucking science…”

But they do like their pussies eaten….

SO complicated…here are some stepLINKS

Demi Lovato Bikini for Laxiative tea Cuz She’s Body Positive…BULLSHIT
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A Chicken Lives Out His Dream of Flying
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BMW M5 Wild Ride
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Ariel Winter Fat Chick in Dress
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Demi Moore Flashes Nipple
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Rihanna Whoring at Event
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Dakota Johnson Braless Nipples…
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Singing Fat Dude on X Factor
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The Kingsman Official Trailer
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Olivia Culpo Ass in a White Dress
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Josie Canseco in Tight Jeans
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Why it is Impossible to Tickle Yourself
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Kara Del Toro – on Vacation – Bikini
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Lady Gaga Paid for by AirBNB
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Bryana Holly in a Tight Dress
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Batman and Bill – The Story of the Guy Fucked Out of Batman
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Madonna is Pissed About Bullshit
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Ferry VS Wall
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Aaron Hernadez Gay Lover in Prison
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Paris Jackson Fat and Filming in Fishnets
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Sand Pendulum Art of the Day
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Former Bachelor is a Murderer
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I Love This Chicken
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Blind Cheerleader Erotica
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The Tom Jones Sex Palace
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Monster Tit Walk
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Old Dude in Porn on a Boat
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MONSTER TITS 1
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Porn Chick Fucks her Fan
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But I’m a Virgin Porn – Great Script
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DP of the day
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MONSTER TITS 2
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Cumming on the Mechanical Bulll
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Amateur Slut on Cam
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MONSTER TITS 3
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Big Russian Tits
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MONSTER TITS 4
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Sluts in Public
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Naked Girl in Playboy Germany
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Booty GIF…..
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Tove Lo Flashing Tits….
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

25

Apr

Demi Lovato Keeps Bushing the Bikini of the Day

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Demi Lovato is really committed to her bikini selfies. It’s some sort of campaign she’s on called “i feel really hot and I’m trying to piss off my ex boyfriend”…

That is being packaged as “Love your body, body positive, be yourself, be you, do you, I do me”….bullshit fodder that her team feeds her…

While being “i’m at my hottest, let’s take slutty pics, to get back at that man”….

Because all girls, despite how they intellectualize themselves, are sluts…at least when posting shameless content.

This doesn’t inspire other chicks, this is just shameless for hits / likes…and it’s creating a really fucking dark, weird, exhibitionist world….

These are three more bikinis to her already 4-5 she posted….in a row…MY god…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

25

Apr

Jessica Alba Looking Old in Elle Australia of the Day

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Jessica Alba looks old….because she is old…

She’s also a billionaire..but more imoportanlty, Jessica ALba, the hot half mexican from all the shittiest movies of many years ago…who inspired you to jerk off in at least one bikini picture, because she had titties and looked good in a bikini, it was her mission…or her value, who knows, it was a different time and she’s not all that hot, I don’t think she would have had a career if she came into the industry as a young Alba today, she’s just too lame, but it happened, and here she is…being thoughtful…as she promotes her empire…and by thoughtful I mean not THOT enough and old.

But foot fetish pic…right?

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

25

Apr

The Stallone Sisters Look Like Trashy Italian Mafia Daughters of the 80s of the Day

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Sistine Stallone, Sophia Stallone, Scarlet Stallone are all Stallones…their dad is Sylvester…and their trust funds are popping.

I assume they were raised in LA amongst all the shit that is LA, all the rich people, all the narcissism, all in the comfort of their own home…and…now the new generation of rich kid celebrity daughters who like getting on camera and using their last name to get on camera…in a world where people care about celebrity kids….because they are seemingly important thanks to shit like RAMBO….they matter…

I like this shoot, because it reminds me of 1980 mafia daughters at a family function…erotic…only its rich Hollywood brats that aren’t all that hot but the last name makes them perfectly hot.

Posted in:Scarlet Stallone|SFW|Sistine Stallone|Sophia Stallone

2017

25

Apr

Sarah Halpin Tits of the Day

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Sarah Halpin is sisters with another instagram model named Joanna Halpin…meaning there are two of them producing slutty enough instagram model because it’s quirky, artsy, edgy, exciting, like they are all models are hipsters thanks to the whole hipster thing being pretty fucking mainstrea mainstream thanks to instagram filters and the fact that you can polarize slutty content as high concept – it makes it seem less eager and thirsty…

GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREE – I LIKE FREE THINGS – BUT YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR…

Posted in:Sarah Halpin

2017

25

Apr

Some Kardashians on Vacation in Bikinis of the Day

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I don’t even think the Kardashians deserve attention, because they are the Kardashians…and disgusting human beings, terrorists even, who have shat on pop culture and the youth, and turned them all into these weird tranny looking creatures made in a lab…

They’ve turned Khloe hot….

They turned Kim into this sloppy mess that will age real weird…

They turned Kylie into her….

They are just monsters, freaks and for some reason, a reason I call “they are popular”…”people follow them”….I need to jack my fucking face up…

While these trashy whores are in their bikinis – the rebuilt Khloe Kardashian was out wearing leggings…

Posted in:Kardashian|SFW

2017

25

Apr

Polina Malinovskaya in Some Hipster Photoshoot of the Day

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Polina Malinovskaya…..Malinovskaya…..

I wonder where she’s from?

I guess that doesn’t really matter, because there are no borders on the internet, we are all god’s people, and by God, I mean Mark Zuckerberg’s…since he owns all that shit, which makes it more interesting as a concept….like all these people who are doing this instagram shit are really just jerking Zuckerberg off and making him stupid money…like a bunch of retard puppets in his hands…

But when you’re name is Polina Malinovskaya….who you can follow Polina Malinovskaya …it may mean leaving her cold water one room concrete communist flat…and bring her to places like LA and coachella and all it takes is some EROTIC porno shoots…

I wouldn’t hate to find out she’s American ,it’s less fun when locals are doing this same hustle, but I guess all girls are doing it…so it would make sense..

Posted in:Polina Malinovskaya

2017

25

Apr

Emma Watson in a Photoshoot for Interview of the Day

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Emma Watson is in Interview magazine, I prefer her trying on BIKINI Pics from the other week.

I guess she’s promoting feminism, or pay equity, or whatever her political agenda that is totally unrelatable because she’s some rich and famous child star really weird loyal fans who watched grow up before jerking off to her, sure they did, because they aren’t that weird…sure they aren’t….I mean any grown man watching Harry Potter thing is fucking creepy…

That said, highlights of her interview include:

“if I live in that fear, then my life as an artist, as a human being, really, is over. Ultimately, it will silence me, and it will silence what is in me — which I have yet to explore and uncover.”

What?

“The night before I gave my speech at the U.N., I was an emotional wreck. I thought I was going to hyperventilate,”

“No one likes feeling vulnerable and uncomfortable and weak – But I really have found that it’s in those moments when I go there that there’s a kind of magic.”

THANKS FOR THE NONSENSE…here are the pics.

: Emma Watson Interview mag Credit: PETER LINDBERGH/Interview

: Emma Watson Interview mag Credit: PETER LINDBERGH/Interview

Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2017

25

Apr

JoJo Seflies of the Day

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Jojo wants you to know that she can kick your ass…but you can pretend that it is a typo and she’s subliminally telling you that she can lick you ass…because you know when looking at her…that this is a girl who has licked ass before…but in this era of loose moral women, so narcissistic and trying to make their own way, as a selfie producer along with all the other selfie producers, on a mission to be the number one selfie producer, willing to do whatever it takes to be the top selfie, licking ass is just basic…

These kids are broken, grew up on porn not the church and it’s a weird social experiment.

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2017

25

Apr

Alejandra Guilmant Covers Treasts! of the Day

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Alejandra Guilmant got tits.. but anyone who knows this Mexican “model”, probably knows she has tits. I would assume the only reason she exists is because she’s got tits, and really Mexico despite all the hate we Mexican get by you mean spirited white people, is a wonderful place, with wonderful women…..

As long as they aren’t the Mayans with no necks working at taco stand…shitting out babies…living the Mexican cliche of the illegal crawled across the border…when most illegals flew in on an airplane…not that they even need to move to America..since Mexico is fucking awesome…despite all the parasites…intestinal not people stealing your jobs – you WALL builders…

Well she’s on the cover of TREATS!, the sugar baby magazine, and she is more important than Genevieve Morton – who didn’t get the cover, I guess a story of her life…

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