Stella Maxwell…is spreading her legs strategically for VOGUE BRAZIL, because she’s a famous model…hipster to VICTORIA SECRET promo model…
Not spreading legs for MILEY CYRUS who she leveraged….or now her sugar momma Kristen Stewart…it’s like “all I do is let these broken famous chicks eat my pussy and win”…..tactics people…trick the masses, get paid…making a hot couple you’d jerk off to if lesbian porn wasn’t so anti-climatic…
Nina Agdal is a monster of a person….she comes across as fit and active in photos, she even scammed Sports Illustrated and Leonardo DiCaprio into thinking she’s something special or worth showcasing….not that Leo knows the difference, he’s too busy fucking dudes to notice the models he has around groupie-ing and leveraging their connection with him to as much press as possible….but Sports Illustrated could have done a lot better, instead they handed her out a career….I don’t get it…
But I like to think it’s cuz she’s got Downs Syndrome – based on her big forehead – you an attempt to affirmative action her, like she was Ashley Graham fighting for fatness, the retard version…
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is 8 months pregnant, with is disgusting, not because she’s pushing 40 and has been doing this model thing for a long time, I figure her having kids is a normal thing that women do…like having their period….
BUt that doesn’t mean I need to accept it as a natural or normal thing. I get it, humanity needs to continue and they are coded like trained animals to breed…and I get it, the uterus needs to shed their lining because they couldn’t design humans better, and I get it science will say it is normal and accept it as fact..biology…just what we do and how we work…but I don’t buy it…
It’s some alien evidence, it’s disgusting, and it destroys these bitches at their core and by core I mean pussies..
That said, she did this shoot when she wasn’t overly pregnant..so take it in because she is great and I have been a fan of hers for a long time, so mourn her…
Celine Farach is some chick with a lot of instagram followers, who does photoshoots for bikini companies and has a big round booty…see video:
Here’s a video of her booty…
Apparently, this is one of her photoshoots, and I would have so many very important things about her, but I have never heard of her, I don’t know who she sleeps with for money, or for security, and I don’t even know if I really like her…because I don’t take the time to get to know all the smut that is being posted to social media…I just know that all the garbage behind the smut…like that this girl thinks she’s hot and important..or a business..makes her far more annoying than just her tits…so I keep things pretty superfical…and I guess so does she….Celine Farach we are so the same.
Her name is Melinda London. I know very little about her other than the fact that she is one of 7.500 people I follow on INSTAGRAM who doesn’t follow me back, and she’s not even famous, she’s got 19k follower, who knows how many are real followers, and you’d think she’d take the time to ask me to promote her to my masssive audience since I am an iconic website that his been doing this for 14 years like a fucking idiot.
The more I think about it, the madder I am about this shameless famewhore, Melinda London, who doesn’t follow me on social media…because she only follows 369 people to keep her ratio in check and I’m not “COOL ENOUGH”….even though MY INSTAGRAM IS LIFE CHANGING …
RUDE people deserve rude commentary…you know do unto others, or some shit, but I’m the misogynist or creep the second I call her out for exploiting her big tits to get hits, like an attention seeker with daddy isssues and an ego, thinking that she is hot enough to be at the top…because she pretty much is…but that’s NOT THE POINT…
The point is that Melinda London broke my heart….my spirits and I cry while I objectify her tits…it is all I can do….can’t wait til she googles herself and emails me mean spirited take down notices..
You know that when Ronaldo, the gayest man in sports, but also one of the richest and most famous, looks at his girlfriend’s ass…he’s thinking…FUCK I wish there were testicles hanging out of that thong…but dammit…Portugal is Homophobic and we can only fuck men when we win a game and blame it on our excitement as we are a passionate people…
You know when this Georgina Rodriguez was first cast to play the new Irina Shayk, she felt like a fucking lottery winner….and had to use her professional sex worker talents to be engaging, accommodating, but offer enough distress to keep the guy roped in..because whether he’s actually homo or just an icon to homos who don’t know they are homos – despite being into soccer – which is pure homo – he will want wife and marriage – it’s the catholic latin way…
And this bitch knows…make that fucking happen..because that #poollife will be far more rewarding when you’re fat and dumpy and over but still getting paid thanks to the decisions you made with your thong ass in your youth…
Alessandra Ambrosio posted a topless selfie because at the tail end of her career as a half naked hooker who got overpaid based on her looks – in a world where there are so many hot chicks and the fact that this one out of the pile of hot chicks made it – makes zero to no sense….and not just because she’s Catholic, but because there’s nothing to her…showing your tits in a calculated “trying to keep up with the young youngs”…is encouraged…because it’s not fully shameless yet..
I prefer her bikini dance video….and since this is about what I prefer…my useless opinion that has no real substance, value or authority…that’s all I have to say about it..
Catherine Harding is some IRISH singer who has been drinking too many Guinness and looking like too many sloppy bitches I see at IRISH bars, the one place that attracts some of the sloppiest, loudest, trashiest, middle of the road garbage…
She was also a vagina Jude Law put his penis in, because when you’re 50 year old creeper and a 25 year old comes along, you kind of overlook her flaws, like her thighs, if anything you appreciate them – because they aren’t old…YOUTH is a powerful thing….not as powerful as these legs…but POWERFUL none the less…
Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week…
Here she is at CIRQUE School
She posted a nude to the internet…
Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..because you get to see their real life, their personal life…like a fucking peeping tom weirdo…
She’s got 1.6 Million followers, and I guess she’s tired of being called a slut, or slut shamed for her pictures that are clearly designed to get her pervert audience jerking off…use that sex appeal to get what you want…apparently it works…
But she hates being slut shamed…when she’s just an artist…posting nudes…..fighting the oppressing…the struggle…whatever the fuck this is….it’s young girls making too much money for their opinion they think people care about…even though it doesn’t matter…her following makes her think otherwise…
THAT said her nude is ok though, step in the right direction, definitely…
Nicole Scherzinger is on vacation in Hawaii because I guess she’s been busy working on the new Dirty Dancing, that basically will destroy a movie I have an emotional attachment to, because seeing Jewish rich kids getting with poor dudes and losing their virginity is porn to me…set to song and dance…sign this motherfucker up…
The fact that they have some Arab chick playing the slutty pregnant chick who gets the abortion and that Patrick Swayze protects cuz that’s what Dance Partners Do….it’s the code of the dance…is not as disgusting as the fact that they are redoing the classic…and LITTLE Miss Sunshine is BABY…what the fuck…
Enough of that…the real concern is how hard this dancing Pussycat doll bitch face tunes, I mean she’s so smoothed out in the face she might as well should have erased her damn face…like everyone on social media….love!
