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2017

06

Mar

Ella Weisskamp Nude Model of the Day

I follow Ella Weisskamp on instagram. I don’t know how long this one sided relationship has been going on. I just know that it’s a one sided relationship…like all my other one sided relationships on instagram…with something like 7500 women I follow, like and comment on…and they just ignore…because they like having the extra follower…but like all women..are using opportunistic cunts who think they world should be their fans like they are Britney Spears or some shit…when they aren’t much more than an instagram model..

That’s not to say Ella Weisskamp isn’t wonderful or an actual model…or to say she’s just shamelessly getting nude as these girls do for follows…she’s got an actual model agency and a small fanbase…so we can assume she’s the rare unicorn that is not getting naked for attention or marketing – but for purpose and ART…and mindfullness…right…that’s it…she’s naked for mindfulness…and I love it…cuz she’s naked…

Great fake tits though…unless they are real…which confuses me…but I like it.

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2017

06

Mar

Nicki Minaj Shirt of the Day

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I guess fat clown turned Nicki Minaj…the acting student white as fuck girl in NYC turned signed entertainer…who just ran with it…as far as she could take it…and as long as people were looking and paying her…she figured it was worth owning it….and eventually people started believing she was black, rapper, and I guess it worked of her…enough that she’s rich as fuck, famous, and can go to fashion events with her fake tit out – because when looking for some low level press – when all you know is low level press…this is what you do…

It’s not hot, but it’s weird and it happened, so whatever…I’ll post it…cuz more tits exposed in this world…is a good thing…even when it’s on some pile of shit like this thing…it’s a step in the right direction.

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2017

06

Mar

Rihanna in a Convenience Store of the Day

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I saw at least 5 people on instagram repost these pictures of Rihanna for some hipster fashion bullshit magazine…with captions like “fire”…or “fierce”..or “best shoot of the year”…and I’m looking at the pics thinking…”how could this be the best shoot of the year, I can’t see her asshole dilating…or really any genital area that is probably dirty well travelled, been fucked a lot and that is more interesting than whatever this is…that excites people for one very simple reason…they are basic idiots who buy into anything they are sold…it’s the whole reason Rihanna even exists…so fuck you all.

But I don’t mind the pic of her sucking the popsicle like a cock – that little harlot…

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2017

06

Mar

Playboy Brazil Has Interesting Casting of the Day

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So in America – Playboy stopped doing nudity – only to start doing nudity again – because why would anyone want to buy a magazine with no nudity – when nudity is everywhere – all over instagram and other places…

While Playboy Brazil does BBW porn….

Her name is Fluvia Lacerda…she’s a plus sized model, and people like fat chicks…it’s the big ass, the big tits, the short life span and other health issues that could get in the way of accidentally knocking them up…

We live in a fat obsessed world where everyone is fat….and perverts will get down to anything…and throw in some ethnic flavor and black dudes who love fat chicks…and you have whatever the fuck this Playboy Brazil weirdness is…that makes no sense to me – but that is totally fucking fascinating…

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2017

06

Mar

Naked Guy in the Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Bitches at the Slap Contest

Monkey Cums for a Couple Sluts

Woman Stripped Topless for being a Slut

Woman Stripped Bottomless for being a Slut

Women Fight In Traffic

Dude Busted for not Obeying the Line

Brawl in the Middle East

One Direction Brings the Gayest Brawl Ever of the day

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2017

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Send Nudes is pretty mainstream a concept now…but it’s been my life philosophy for well over a decade…I feel like I’ve committed my life to it…before people were sending nudes…I even had shirt designs for the sweatshop with “send nudes” as the graphic…so ahead of my time…now everyone is on the send nudes kick…and for some reason, no one’s fucking sending me nudes….it’s like I’m a loser at pretty much all I do…

Here are some Morning Lunks..

Tilda Swinton – Playing a Man in a Movie – Erotica
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The SUV Bigger was Murdered in For Sale
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Madison Beer – 18 with tits
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Soldier Returns Home to Fuck his Sister
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Deadpool 2 Teasers…
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Hilary Duff Hangs with her Rapist baby Daddy
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Rescue Pig and her 6 Piglets
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One Direction Gets Arrested for Beating a Paparazzi
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit – 3 Rules of Living Animation…
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Kristen Stewart on Text Messages
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2017

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder how many women or men repressed by Christianity have secretly jerked off to the Image of Jesus on the Cross….but couldn’t admit it to anyone because that’s worse than having sex with your family members…or really anything else you could masturbate to….provided you’re a christian..

I used to know a girl who went to catholic school, had a crazy catholic mother and would go to church all the time…and anytime she had a chance she’d fuck herself with her mom’s Virgin Mary statue….or a crucifix…edgy…it was the late 80s…that shit seems normal now…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Rihanna’s Photoshoot for Glamour Magazine that People are Excited About…
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Katy Perry Cuts Off all Her Hair
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Alison Brie is Going to be an 80s Pro Wrestler for Netflix
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Soccer Player Almost Dies from Head Injury
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Barbara Palvin BTS Sports Illustrated Shoot
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Four Barking Dogs…and a Gate…
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Old Kirsten Dunst Huge Tits in a Sweatshirt
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Celine Dion Erotica
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Meg Ryan – Relationship Drama
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Brad Pitt is Sexting Jennifer Aniston
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Preserving Videogame History
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Jasmine Tookes in Underwear…
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Gigi Hadid – Nipple
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Country Star Jessie James in a Bikini
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Dog Shops for His Own Treats
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Coco in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner is Such Trash
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Martha Hunt in Lingerie…
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Elsa Hosk – See Through
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Car Accident in Greece Kill Four –
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Natalie Portman Made Babies
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Emmy Rossum’s NYC House She Fucks in….
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J.Lo Dance Battle
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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Minka Kelly Booty
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Kid Gets Rejected by his Basketball Coach – It’s Funny
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Camilla Mendes – See Through
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The King of T-Shirts
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500 TIC TAC SMOOTHIE CHALLENGE
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Lais Ribeiro in Lingerie
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Nicki Minaj Hard Nipples with a Visor on
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Nadine Muller Breast Feeding
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Hot Redhead Amateur
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German Fisted – Because – German
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Michelle Rodriguez – Nude Scene
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Pranking the Pizza Delivery Guy Pantsless
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This Pizza Guy Goes for the Cam Girl Tits
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This Rio Carnival Shit is Nuts
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Some Random Naked Chick
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Bowling Pins in Assholes for Dollars
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The Ass that Stores a Lot of Stuff – Like Champagne Enemas…
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Big Tits in the Outdoors
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Hot Cam Girl…
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Big Tits in a Sea Captain Hat
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Just a Girl on the Couch…Looking Skinny
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Building is Not Whore Rated
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

03

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Solid Outfit of the Day

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Bella Thorne put out a topless video because…that’s what you do when you’re young, exploited by family, getting attention for your body, in a world where tits aren’t a big deal, while reckless…but barely reckless…but reckless enough

Bella Thorne is good.

That’s really all there is to it. She’s got it all figured out and it’s working out pretty fucking well for her…and throughout it all – she’s a skinny girl with good tits…tits she shows off…tits we’ve seen…but tits that the industry embraces as they scramble to figure out how to merge digital and traditional TV…fascinating….but not really…it’s just good…

HER TRANSPARENT NIPPLES ON SNAPCHAT – NOW A PUBLIC COMPANY – ARE GOOD TIMES

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2017

03

Mar

Bar Refaeli Modeling Again of the Day

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Bar Refaeli….new mom with a rich guy she married – after being a coke and party slut of Tel Aviv thanks to being all famous and having had famous cock in her – is BACK….proving why the Jewish people are the chosen ones…but also giving Jewish guys hope to find a nice Israeli girl who has a bunch of different level of genetics up in her…that she doesn’t look like some kind of inbred troll….and I am a bit of fan..

Sure she’s old, she’s bigger, but she’s a classic…and has seem some shit…with her big old tits…and I’m glad to see her existing…even though I pretty much forgot about her…as I do with most pregnancy stories…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2017

03

Mar

Katie Holmes Slutty in Town & Country of the Day

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Katie Holmes is making Town & Country a little fucking racy…

She’s looking older, haggard, like she has seen some shit…but those of you who liked her back on Dawson’s creek, before she was abducted, can probably still find joy in this….what once had potential to be gold, but who is now made of gold, becuase the conductivity is best for high end components…and/or beause she had Tom Cruise’s baby and that dude will Charlie Sheen a bitch to keep her mouth shut…about the Gay HIV he may or may not have and or just the Gay that he definitely has…and tries to repress thanks to his cult..

But she still looks pretty good…ROBOTS rot differently than humans…and maybe getting that Jamie Fox dick keeps her glowing…like giving reverse birth daily…

Fascinating…but I like that back shot…no face on a little monster is HOT…

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