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2017

01

May

Ali Michael Hot Model Shoot of the Day

Ali Michael is my friend’s Top 3 models, like this was Myspace, fan boy shit, which is why he sent these pictures from her recent shoot over to me, while being all excited…and reaction I didn’t have, because I don’t give a fuck about Ali Michael, or what shoot she’s showing her nipples in, because that’s the basis of who Ali Michael is and what she has done and the truth is she’s never really got famous for it….she just sort of exists on the fringes of hipster / artist with some natural and cool vibe, more a fetish really that they can position as “fashion”….for a long fucking time…while other bitches on instagram get all the glory, but I assume this Ali Michael is just too cool to care about any of that on the surface, but in her soul hates all the Hadid’s and kardashians stepping on her model toes…despite being the first to hang out with them for the following – because that’s what all these babes like..following…

The good news is that she’s still hot enough to be topless in fashion shoots, not too old yet, but almost…so she better get that break soon….times a tickin’

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2017

01

May

Courtney Stodden Using a Urinal of the Day

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The highlight of my social media experience this weekend, because I am an obese old man who doesn’t leave my couch, because why bother, but I do scan social media between sexting girls I meet on tinder but have no intention to meet, since they only know me as a man in a mask, who pretends to be 22 on TINDER, but who says that he’s been running his site since 2004, which is true, but I guess they don’t think it’s abnormal that a 22 year old would have started DrunkenStepfather.com at 9 years old…meaning I’ve found myself a good one….and as these things happen, when you’re a lazy waste of space….you see other wastes of space….like Courtney Stodden using a urinal and thinking it’s a great social media pic for her fans…while it is amazing she has fans…despite you being her fan…

She was in Vegas having some lame divorce party…with Frenchy Morgan…weirdest car ride ever, dream car ride really….

She’s magical…weird…useless…irrelevant…but magical..

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2017

01

May

Naked in the Airport and Other Videos of the Day

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Dancer of the DAy

Bus Plows Through Pedestrians…

Breast Implant Fail

Strong Man in LOndon

Fighting in the Waffle House…

Just a Couple of Junkies Shooting Up

Trolleybus Knocks Over Old Man

Texas Tornado

Insane Mom of the Year Video

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

01

May

Morning Hangover of the Day

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Most girls you sext will turn you down when you ask to fill their ass with hot sauce, you know when you go out on a whim and get really into the moment…

Because apparently, hot sauce enemies and the excitement they cause to a woman’s rectum only excites me….which is weird because these girls I talk to are all fucking dirtbags who do anything, anyone, and put anything in their ass…usually unprotected…except hot sauce…that’s just crazy….girls…so inconsistent…

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Leo Marches Against Trump…
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Channing Tatum Giving Other Celebs Stripper Names
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Patrick Swayze Auction Prices!
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Busy Philips Crackhead
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Celine Dion Erotica
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Hot French Bitch in a Bikini
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6 Cartoon Characters the Reveal her Face…
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Heavy Metal Tutorial is Ridiculous
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DJ Khaled Made a Song with Bieber and Lil Wayne Because He’s the Worst…This is What Happenes When you Let a Producer Put His Name on Songs..in a retard society of groupies…
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Alien Themed Reeboks.
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2017

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you play your cards right, a feminist who hates what you stand for, because you apparently objectify women – by commenting on women who objectify themselves – which is supposed to be “empowering” – because they chose to do it – yet the Social Justice Warriors don’t know how to handle it – because they want you to be the enemy and the actual girl in the pics she puts out of herself the victim….like how they love to say “Capitalist” media – while wearing their NIKE’s and make-up…

You’ll be able to convince at least one of them to peg you – cuz that’s all they really want – to feel like they have a dick – even if it was only for a day…or in this case..the weekend

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Ellie Goulding in a Sheer Looking Dress
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Sofia Vergara – MOM Cleavage
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Megyn Kelly’s First Guests – the Kardashians
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Boozed up Speed Dating
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Make a Giant Egg McMuffin
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How Wonder Woman Made it From the Back Pages to the Top of the Charts Like an Insta Model
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Britney Spears – Bikini Erotica
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TRIBUTE TO KHLOE KARDASHIAN’S ASS
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Bella Thorne Bikini Pic of the Day
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Jackie Cruz, Trashy Bitch in a Bathing Suit
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American Pickers Chick Looking Pin-Up and Disgusting
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Ja Rule’s Music Festival Fail is the Best
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Hilary Duff in a Pink Dress Erotica
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Ashley Graham Fat Girl Panties
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Emmy Rossum Lookin’ Like Shit
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Joy Corrigan Fake Tits Look Hot
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VS Models Doing Fitness
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Becky G Tits
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Khloe Kardashian Hiding her Face is the best She Ever Looked
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Lili Reinhart
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Aaron Taylor Johnson FUCKS HIS MOM
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Raquel Welch at an Event Plastic Surgery Ridden
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Kristin Cavallari bra top…
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Cook a Pizza in 1 Minute 35 Seconds
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The Dumbest DIY Wolverine Claws
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ALexis Bledel Lookin’ Old
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Taking a Pic of Puppies
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FAT SNL Cast’s Engaged…
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Emilia Clarke is Topless
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Lucy Hale Photoshoot
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Balla Hadid Shitty Face Bra Flash
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Ashley Madekwe in Fitness Gear of the Day
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J.Lo – SLUTTY Dress
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Alexandra Daddario – in a Dress
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The Evolution of Hip Hop
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Why Do we Itch
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Chantal Jeffries in a One Piece
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If You Smoke Weed Out of Bongs – GET THIS
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Paltrow is Making a Magazine with VOGUE
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My Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Big Titty Headbang
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Girl Doesn’t Like THis Dude’s Dick
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Perfect Tits
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Really Hot Ass Jiggling….
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Nikki Jackson – Huge Monster Tits
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Hot Young Slutty Nude amateur
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Hot Chick Masturbating
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Slutty Redhead
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2017

28

Apr

Bella Thorne Erotica Polaroids of the Day

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I wasn’t going to end the week – without posting some shameless Bella Thorne, Disney Girl turned Social Media Whore, Turned Exhibitionist documenting her entire life – from Bikini Waxes to taking shits, nipples everywhere, the way her generation, because she’s only 19, should be – especially when their parents push them into whoring young…

Porned up and perfect….but not really that perfect…I just like her general level of being famous – yet still whoring – because it’s the only way to compete really…I like it alot.

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2017

28

Apr

Britney Spears Slow Motion Bikini Jump of the Day

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Britney Spears is the kind of daughter I would want to have. An earner. Who knows the family depends on her – because they had her committed and she has been programmed into thinking it.

She’s also the kind of wife I’d want to have, or baby momma I’d want to have, because her white trash way of life, coupled with the stupid money she makes, can buy you a lot of those fancy things – like RED LOBSTER for fucking days – 5 meals a day if you want…

She’s a total fucking dream boat…really..and here she is in some POOL erotica…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW|Videos

2017

28

Apr

Hilary Duff in Bed Erotica of the Day

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Hilary Duff is a magical creature sent from the past to instagram – where she has been trying to figure out hot to produce selfie porn – as she’s an old mom now and when she was a kid the selfie porn was shot on producer’s point and shoot cameras and not shared with the world – but would have been if it was decided by the team that it sold more records, movie tickets, TV shows, brand deals…etc…you see because she was robbed of her childhood by her own parents – she understands the importance of whoring.

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Katy Perry Promo Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

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Katy Perry is in some super produced photoshoot to promote her bullshit new song that will need to bullshit radio play and lots of bullshit money to remind her that she’s made the right deal with the devil – and her scam is not even a scam but some higher level calling for her to push nonsense onto people…

And she did it in a bathing suit…a one piece that would be more interesting if it was a spread ass pic…because spread ass pics make all pics more interesting..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

28

Apr

Selena Gomez ERotica of the Day

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Selena Gomez…posted some wet looking pics…I wonder if it is night sweats from self destructing from LUPUS or her boyfriends massive, high testosterone load..or maybe she’s just high as fuck on some “fresh out of rehab and ready to party” kick…

Not such a fascinating personality, but I’d like to see how she fucks.

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