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Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2017

Apr

Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy of the Day

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With titles like “Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy” I realize why people don’t like this site…

I am just trying to give love to the pussy’s that aren’t quite “MOM PUSSY”…but that attempted to be mom pussy…but it didn’t quite workout, so she turned it into a trashy, heartless to anyone who has actually had a miscarriage that didn’t want said miscarriage, tabloid story…because that is what she is…a tabloid story, who doesn’t matter, who had a sex tape that doesn’t matter, yet I am compelled to stare at her pussy definition in her shorts, but unlike complicit, I know what this definition means…and that’s whore.

I guess I could have gone with porn pussy, or child bride no longer a child because she’s always been 40 pussy….but I am happy with Miscarriage pussy, maybe I should make it into a T-shirt.

Whatever you call the pussy, or whether you care what it is about or not, know that we’ve seen masturabting and now it is in shorts jacked up, next to clown tits…on some garbage I love…is magical…this fine april evening…magical…

God she’s low level…

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2017

Apr

Joséphine de La Baume is Naked of the Day

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French people being naked almost doesn’t count as naked – because they are so open sexually and all that other bullshit – but it is still naked to me…..and that is all that matters..

It’s like all these exhibitionists on instagram pretending to be feminists to justify getting naked, a pretty simple thing to do, but not when judgemental mean people are watching, so if you make it a political agenda, it’s all good, acceptable…but it’s still naked to me.

What I am getting at is whatever your reason for naked, as long as you’re naked, because without you getting naked, I would never see you naked, because I am old and creepy and girls don’t like me…I approve…because you’re naked for me….

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2017

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Burkini Photoshoot of the Day

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I figure if you’re a devout muslim, and your religion requires you to cover yourself up you shouldn’t be banned from the other joys of life, like playing around on the beaches of Thailand where little boys dress like girls and British men fuck them….it kind of takes the beautiful setting and landscape of Thailand…and taints it…..

So the Burkini makes sense to me, you know some fully clothed swimming….who the fuck cares if someone wears a fucking snowsuit to the beach…it doesn’t matter…

I figure if Lindsay Lohan is in a burkini doing a burkini shoot, she’s either helping out a friend, mocking the Arab Nation because she’s Lindsay Lohan, and everything about her is pretty much against all religion….but she is an actress and believes…

It’s just too bad that even in a burkini, while covered up, she looks like a bloated mom after the Christmas holidays in her sweat suit…not quite the bikini I want to see her Lohan implants in…

But the good news is she’s full of shit, this works for her for now, but soon enough she’ll be out in a regular bathing suit….like 5 minutes after this shoot….because that’s how ARAB she is….

I am not against any religion, but I don’t like all religion, Science debunked it and seeing these believers makes me think they are either lost souls, dumb, or full of shit….like Lohan in her Burkini…mocking for attention, a little PR hustle, while really believing in the 10,000 bucks the burkini company is probably paying her to be their spokesperson….

I guess what it comes down to is that this is the highlight of my day – and if everyone wore a burkini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…or pussy definition in a bikini…or the lingerie catalog…and I won’t need spread asshole anymore or insertion and throat fucking anymore..I’ll be reset and back to normal..because all these girls naked all the time is desensitizing me.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

Apr

Pam Anderson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

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Pam Anderson proves that even when you’re too old to model lingerie, you’re never too old to model lingerie, even if you are TOO old to model lingerie, you can still shamelessly get into lingerie and let people take pics of you…provided there is enough photoshoot/ a lot of photoshop, lighting, hair and make-up, the images are in black and white so you can’t see vile old lady marks and scars…because when you’re Pam Anderson, you’re not only a Hepatitis survivor, you didn’t just beat hepatitis that bogged you down as punishment for being a harlot for so many years, and you don’t just have a new life, second life, new lease on life to go back to what you know…but you’re Pam Anderson…a 90s icon, the 90s are hot, and women in their 40s still channel her because she’s the reason they have fake tits and bleached blonde hair….seriously, 15 years ago…all strip clubs looked like this..because she’s a Canadian legend that has no borders…..never giving up….even when she should…

She was out in LONDON the other day….

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2017

Apr

Heidi Klum’s Bikini Mom of the Day

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I have a mom fetish. I think it’s because I never had a mom. Or maybe it is because I am old as fuck, and the average mom I am into is over a decade or two younger than me….

I just like seeing them breast feed, knowing I missed out on being breast fed. I like seeing them do mom thing, or hearing about how they have to make dinner or do laundry….I even like seeing pics of their pussies, because they are hardly as banged out as I used to think they are when I was scared of moms because I never had a mom…usually they get their pussies sewed up after their birthing process and are tighter than most college girls who fuck the football team every weekend…because moms…are too busy being moms to fuck….making them total fucking machines…all sexual deviant..and derranged from giving up their life..

Heidi Klum is a serious fucking mom, with a weird sexual addiction or deviancy…because she’s got a dozen kids, half with Seal, who not only had a voice of an angel, but also creepy LUPUS scarred face that reminds us that Beauty and the Beast LIVES….but more importantly a penis the size of a grown man’s arm…that she couldn’t get enough of…because she’s German…if there is no shit, BDSM, or extreme vile sex acts involved…it doesn’t count…or some shit…

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Well, she’s in a bikini, looking her age, but still better than most of you sluts…because you’re not genetically modified due to Nazi human experiments…and here are her parents to prove that…

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2017

Apr

Brooke Burke Topless of the DAy

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WILD ON!….with her top off…and I don’t even really know if this is considered topless, I mean sure she’s got no top on, but her tits are such ridiculous bolt ons, that besides the nipples, which I assume she was born with, we are essentially dealing with some man-made bullshit….that is like wearing a top – but on the inside of her skin…because big tits lead to opportunities…especially for Brooke Burke because without the tits, there would be no Wild On, her claim to fame that brought her to Dancing with the Stars and her huge instagram following where she speaks to moms like she’s Paltrow…because this girl BREEDS…

She’s 45 and still doing it. Whatever it is, which seems to be paparazzi pandering for tabloid coverage because at this stage in the game- who gives a fuck….from her being topless as the person being topless..they are just tis.. to her being topless for us as the spectator…she’s old, she’s tired, they are just tits that aren’t even her tits…whatever…across the board.

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2017

Apr

Sienna Miller Still in a Bikini of the Day

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It’s just like Sienna Miller to disappear for years, then come back in full force in a bikini to remind us that she exists. In a lot of ways, that’s exactly how her career unfolded. She did so many movies, usually with at least one nude scene in a short period of time, then fucked off for what must be a decade…

Then, all of a sudden, she decides it’s time to make a comeback, it’s time to have people talk about her, remember her, her mom body and all, instead of just staying in the past where we liked her and want to remember her as….

I find it a total disservice to show us her now, even if she’s still kind of hot, it is depressing and reminds us of her aging and thus our own aging…so looking at her in a bikini represents our own mortality…she still looks good enough for me though,
because I am pathetic and like all bikinis…

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Posted in:SFW|Sienna Miller

2017

Apr

Girl Fight! and Other Videos of the Day

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Kung Fu Boobs…

Girl Beats Up a Dude Who Grabbed her on the Beach…..

Road Rage Girl is Hilarious.

Boobs Out at Walmart..

China Prank of the Day

Police Arrest Ambulance Joy Rider…

Magic Trick Gone Wrong

Dude Who Thinks He’s the Joker…Gets Sprayed

Customer Mad Credit Card is Denied

Never Trust a Dude in Sweat Pants…

Idiot Hits Himself with a Bomb

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As a bush lover and advocate. Something consistent in my posts since I started this. Because I have always loved bush and have never understood why girls bikini wax….in an era where the majority of young pussy really hate bush because they are bred that way and those who like bush, or have bush, are usually not the kind of bush you want a girl to have, because it comes with some retard agenda who thinks she’s doing some feminist protest, and likes talking about it, like she’s some kind of martyr because she “doesn’t” get a bikini wax…Because not getting cosmetic procedures that cost money, time and are ridiculous is protesting is not just being “natural”….it’s political…

It makes it hard to find a nice bush to invite to come over to wash…you know a slow long lather…like you get at the hair dresser…because your dream is to open a chain of bush grooming centers…it speaks to your soul…

Life is full of disappointment…

Here are some morning LINKS….

Lindsay Lohan Did a Burkini Photoshoot of the Day
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The Weird Clown Doing a Cover of Johnny Cash…
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Chance the Rapper for Mayor
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J.Lo and A Rod on a Date for Hispanics…
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Shia Labeouf Sells One Ticket…
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Schwarzenegger Out Promoting Movies
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Lazy Cat.
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No One Cares About Heath Ledger
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Mel B’s Husband is Calling her a Liar!
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Tyra Banks has Quite the House…
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TBT – Snake Ate a Porcupine
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2017

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The key to romance is telling a girl how you’re so frustrated that all these people, not just dudes, but everyone are so out to fuck. The porno generation of young people who don’t want to be bogged down by relationships, so that they can fuck anyone and everyone they can. You know guys and girls are into it because of instant gratification and monogamy being boring for their short attention spans…

So you long con her, you spend a week or even two weeks telling her how you want meaningful sex, and to build a life with someone, and all those things they may have seen in Disney Movies they also grew up on, along with the porn…you know to get into their hearts and heads a little…

Eventually, she’ll start believing you, and sometimes it just takes one dude at the right time to fuck her over one last time before she turns to you…the nice guy….the trustworthy guy…the guy who believe in ROMANCE…because he’s older and wiser…

So you go over, get her drunk, fuck her for a week or two ..and never talk to her again, because fuck that romance shit, the one thing these young people are right on is that sex with the same person sucks…just ask my wife…now that’s not to say it’s good with anyone else, but if it only happens a dozen times before you disappear…it can’t be all that bad…

That’s my advice to you. Play romantic, to trick her into fucking you, before leaving her for the other 10 girls you are running the same game with…because romance and love is a wonderful thing…for about a week or two..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Rick Ross Gets No Jailtime
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Melanie Griffith Says She Didn’t Know Her Surgeries Fucked Up her Face
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Rachel McCord Shows a Whole Lot of Pussy
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Alec Baldwin on Banging Nikki Reed in a Movie when she was 17 – SEX OFFENDER
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Salma Hayek Tits at a Bullshit Event
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Kate Hudson’s Beach Bikini
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Jessica Chastain Cleavage
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The World’s Most Relaxed Cat
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Some Long Haired Bitch Doing THings in Reverse
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Heath Ledger Trailer
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Cadbury Drops Easter from their Eggs
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Marvels Defenders has a Trailer
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Diane Kruger Old and in a Dress Showing Tit
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Paris Jackson – Hard Nipples
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Eva Longoria Tits
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Kristen Stewart Tits
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Late Night Comedians – Do Trump
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I am Heath Ledger – The Trailer
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Rachel McCord Bikini Photoshoot
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Kaley Cuoco Nipples
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England’s Smallest Castle is For Sale
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Barry Manilow is Officially Gay
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Some Kristina Loken Chick’s NUdes
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Cats Discovering Toilet Paper
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Rick and Morty’s Szechuan Sauce
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David Schwimmer’s Divorce Is Not Exciting
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Australia’s Dan Bilzarean
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Weird On Set Pranks…
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Breaking Down Breaking Bad’s Pilot
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Michelle Pfeiffer in a Magazine Looking Hot
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Katy Perry Googles Herself Looking Hot to Deal With her Insecurities
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Old Man Retired Right
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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LESBIANS!
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Some Slut Showing Tits….
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Swinging Syphilis….
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Smoothie Enema
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Girl SHowing off Pussy
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Hot Naked Model – 3
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Lucy Li – Huge Tits
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20 Questions with Some Porn Chick
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Neighbors Catch this Jerking Off Bitch
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Hot Naked Model – 2
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Girl Playing with a Girls Tits Romantically
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Some PORNO LOLZ
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Hot Naked Model – 1
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Find Local Girls TO Fuck RIGHT HERE
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