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2017

21

Apr

Daphne Groenevald Nipples of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld has a great face….she’s 22 and has been doing this for a while. She’s getting a lot of work, so I guess she’s working the new generation Claudia Schiffer, but then again, she’s up against thousands of whores – doing the same fucking shit – but at least this one’s getting in magazines…that matters right…

OF course it matters she’s showing tits….

So you should all get into this Daphne Groeneveld…print her picture and put it on your locker….and it is safe to say, dudes are probably getting into Daphne Groenveld, because she’s a model getting work, and we know how that works…

22 year olds are trouble.

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2017

21

Apr

Missy Rayder Nipples on the Cover of the Day

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Missy Rayder is some 40 year old model who was probably a lot more relevant when she was 18…and working for every major company..it was the 90s…pre internet which means she virtually barely exists now…but if you are old as fuck – you may have masturbated to her in some fashion magazine showing tits before…and now she’s letting you masturbate to her showing tits now…..

Thanks Missy….Keepin relevant.

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2017

21

Apr

These Kim K Pics Freak me Out of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a terrifying human being that should theoretically be taken out back and shot, but I am not quite sure she’d die, because she’s a fucking demon….possibly not human…but more a Ryan Seacrest animatronic designed to speak to the retard public and tip them off on really weirdly shaped bodies, overly produced plastic surgery faces, while selling them garbage they don’t need….for no real reason…not even her porn was that good…yet she exists…and more than just existing…people still find entertainment in her mindless retard nonsense….and like buying what she buys…

She’s the first tranny in the family, but this new body, LIPO to shit…weird.

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2017

21

Apr

Bella Thorne Twerk Dance of the Day

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Bella Thorne is twerking and you should all watch – because that’s the whole reason she put it out there…an innocent 19 year old starlet booking movies because of social media success….doing some twerking…you know like a low level stripper…grinding up on shit….that you wish was your face…because if you’re gonna fantasize about dirty daddy / little girl fetishes – you might as well do it with a well paid starlet everyone wants a piece of….I’ll take the clit…or anus…or really anything…like a lock of her hair…because I am romance…

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2017

21

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Tight Dress of the Day

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I didn’t know Rosie Huntington-Whitely was pregnant, but she’s pregnant. I guess I don’t keep up to speed on a hot model who gets topless, despite being all fancy with her UK accent, like a trash can glamour girl, but instead a top model, who dates celebrities as a hot model, who I guess is now old – because she’s been around forever- hence the whole pregnancy….

Because I am not a creepy enough fan boy with nothing better to do than obsess over the bitch in transformers who replaced megan fox…even though I really have nothing better to do with my time than obsess over her…I just choose not to..

Ready to drop fantasties rarely exist in my world…unless it’s finding out the bitch I just came in is pregnant with another dude so that we safe….

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2017

21

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is getting low level bikini modeling work since being fired from Victoria’s Secret for having interracial babies…

The magical thing in her low level bikini modeling work is that these pics are interchangeable with the work she did for VS all those years…because all this shit is the fucking same level of boring – but still a Dutch mom in a bikini – YAY….what would we do if another bikini company didn’t exist..

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2017

21

Apr

Christie Brinkley Granny Tits of the Day

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Christie Brinkley is a freak of nature, and by nature, I mean she’s a vapid, vain, image conscious model, who hasn’t allowed herself to get fat, but has allowed herself to get the best hair and make-up, as well as BOTOX and other cosmetic procedures, because she’s not fooling me…there’s still a grey and dead pussy under this smoke and mirrors…

I am all for everyone being robot, freaks of nature, thanks to modern science and cosmetic procedures, because I like to judge the book by the cover, I like to think the surface is more important than the substance inside, and I figure women are all sugar baby hookers regardless of what they look like, so they might as well look good doing it.

Right. Right. I always like wanting to fuck creepy zombie women pushing 100 years old looking like this. It’s magical – or as magical as magical is – all trickery sent from the devil…

Either way, let’s celebrate how she is outlining what is important…Always look your best girls…with your freaky model smile…..that you can’t stop giving because you’re sewed up that way…

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2017

21

Apr

Just a Dude Putting Bees on his Crotch and Other Videos of the Day

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Pre-Op Tranny of the Day

Truck Driver Falls Asleep at Wheel

Couple Having Sex in Apartment Near Tennis Match

Random Guy – Beaten and Robbed in Philly

Dutch cops Shoot a Motherfucker

Cop in Head On Collision

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2017

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to ask tinder girls on the first conversation if they are my gf yet…

Most don’t understand sarcasm at all, something I just assumed everything on the internet was, including but not limited to this site, but apparently…they take everything literally, that’s why this generation are such pussies…

SO I like to follow up with “are you seeing other people?”

and “What’s HIS name”

and “Who are you CHEATING on me with”

and “I will find him, what is his name, I will find him”….

and “Tell me his fucking name”…

And “I am going to kill him and then fucking find you and make you pay for doing this to me”….

I figure if I get a positive response she’s worth fucking with, worth getting nudes from…and if she reports me…and she probably willl…well then…I guess love didn’t happen…I’m a married man you know…

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Cutting Things with Paper
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My Girl Ana Braga’s Roller Skating Slut Shoot
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100 Ways to Get High
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X Files Season 11 – Confirmed
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The Terrified Vacuum
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Ronda Rousey – Not a Lesbian
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Kate Compton – Nude Shoot
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Jessica Simpson – Big Tits
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2017

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I think “My dog must really love me, he tries to sleep with me everynight, but then again I sleep with my wife every night and I just do it to hear her when she finally dies….I figure I’ve put myself through this much abuse, it’ll be great to hear her take her last breath…allowing me to really understand true happiness…”

But then I realize….my dog probably really loves me…because he doesn’t know better and if I was dead he’d be forced to eat me, because no one would feed him and my wife would be too lazy to get rid of my body, she can’t even wiper her ass…

That said…

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Ronda Roussey is Marrying Some Closet Case
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Dakota Johnson Sports Bra
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Anne Hathaway – BUSTY
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The Movie Passengers Rearranged is an Improvement
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Some Bachelor Chick Was Raped by Tommy Lee
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TAylor Hill – Panty Flash
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The House the KILLERS Live in
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ZOe Saldana and her Sugar Baby
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London Knife Attack
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BTS of Guardians 2
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Jessica Simpson Hard Nipples
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Look at Lily Collins’ Bra!
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Ryan Gosling Boring Lunch Serious…Boring…Lunch
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Hilary Duff – Ass in Jeans
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The Injured Dog who Loved his Cheeseburger
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More Jessica Simpson in a SLut Titty Dress
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Crazy Cat Attack – mean Pussy
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Pixie Lott – Cameltoe
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Drake Dropping Charges on the Girl Who Broke Into His House
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Bella Thorne in Fishnets.
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Amanda Lepore’s Big Dude Tits
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The Hottest Celebrity Stoners Clickbait of the Day Cuz it’s 420
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Tyra Banks in a New movie….Playing a Doll
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The Cat Who Likes Whipped Cream
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Belly Dancer with Monster Tits Dancing
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Tasha Reign – Fat Fake Porn Tits
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Girl Who Fucks Her Pillow
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Weird Public Masturbator….Offered HELP
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A Day is Not a Day without Fisting
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Orgasm of the Week – VERY WET
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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