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2017

29

Mar

Juliana Schurig Nude Fashion Model of the Day

Juliana Schurig is great. This is a shoot for some magazine called TUSH, which I don’t know or think is a porn magazine, but it might as well should be – because a girl with a coinslot pussy in a pair of pantyhose – is fucking everything….

Sure I have a pantyhose fetish, sure I have a model willing to show her pussy fetish, when said model is trying to be mainstream and fashion and not gutter webcam shit…fetish…and sure I’m a pathetic loser who is an easy sell – but this is glorious.

Keep up the good work fashion…

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2017

29

Mar

Madison Beer Tits of the Day

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Madison Beer is some Justin Beiber signed YOUTUBER that is trying to make it in the world of pop – and has a huge Jewish breast.

She’s 18 years old…that’s pretty fucking fresh on the scale of pussy meat…so she’s not expired or expiring yet…she’s pretty fucking prime…

But more interestingly, she poses in slutty enough content because these girls learn at a young age just how basic men are and how easy we are to manipulate with big young tits…on a small frame..whether they are Jewish or not…we love tits of all species and breeds..

Lookin’ good.

I am sure she’s a spoiled brat cunt, but really aren’t all women…yes…all women are…whether they are rich or not, they’re whining brats…and here are some paparazzi pics o her…

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2017

29

Mar

Selena Gomez in Love and Creepy of the Day

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People are excited to see that Selena Gomez is out of rehab, where she’s become totally addicted to her new boyfriend – The Weeknd – and follows him around on tour so that he can’t fuck other chicks – like a psycho who knows she’s Selena Gomez, fucking rich, the most followed person on Instagram and a very important piece of his marketing program…throwing herself in love and the Canadian who is probably too nice to tell her to fuck off..because he probably can’t believe that Selena Gomez is all on his big black dick trying to make babies with him and as a Black man he’s probably tempted to make it happen so that he can ditch out on her – but know the kid will be well taken care of – maybe not by the crazy disney bitch – but by her staff and crew…

I mean…suffocating a dude is always a good tactic to make the dude fuck other pussy the second she’s not around – and I know people who fucked him while he was with Bella Hadid…as he cycles through the it girls…cuz dude is at the top of his fucking game and the biggest fucking act…getting paid…I mean who else would he waste his time fucking, local Toronto chicks trying to mooch, you might as well make career moves with your dick and keep this miracle alive…

I guess what I’m saying is that Selena Gomez is getting fucked, has a nice glow, looks skinnier than ever, and as a crazy exploited child star that she is…I appreciate this passion / obsession / stalking…creepiness from a girl who gets what she wants – except Beiber..he cheated on her…and rightfully so…cuz bitch is Creepy.

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2017

29

Mar

Sara Underwood Tit in Nature of the Day

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Sara Underwood is more than just the girl Ryan Seacrest bought fake tits for..because Ryan Seacrest loves big clown tits…it makes him feel like less of a psychopath homosexual as he manipulates the world into thinking he is Mister Voice of America…with all the money he’s making a year from the Kardashian show – to all the other bullshit he’s involved in…

She’s more than just a Playboy pussy we’ve all seen, or an old and washed up Playboy model who tried to be a TV host…

She’s also a low level instagram hooker who takes weird travel photos of herself in random places like some kind of terrible fucking narcissist which all these women are…and occasionally she busts out tits so you remember who she is and so you know she still cares…

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2017

29

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day

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Ariel Winter is likely a very fucked up human thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, to be put on screen in Hollywood on a massive TV show at a young age. Forced to work with hookers like Sofia Vergara – where she learned the importance of tits and how tits can take you out of a third world country and bring you and your child to America…to live the American dream….which is probably why Ariel Winter got her tits fully rebuilt….but what no one told her in their coddling, is that fat is gross, and fat at 18 isn’t overly digusting because the skin is still tight…but fat at 18 will become obese from 30 so maybe you should be quitting drinking you little mexican looking bitch…

But she’s teaching us a very important thing, and that is if you’re fat and sloppy at 18 and likely real fat and sloppy by 25, you will still be able to find love or find someone to kiss you under the fireworks..because bitch is rich and famous and MOOCHES fucking love that…..romance…because not all mooch relationships are women mooching on rich men…it’s a two way street and these child stars are the easiest targets…

We can all agree – this would be better as a throat fucking video – you know real romance…but whatever…

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2017

29

Mar

Martha Hunt’s Weird Body in a Bikini of the Day

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America is funny, at least in how they use models, they either love girls who starve themselves…and who after their Victoria’s Secret fashion show post pics of them eating burgers because they haven’t eaten in weeks….like that’s a good thing….or girls who are 300 pounds….so either you’re too fat to be skinny, or not fat enough, but normal healthy chicks are shit…weird but I guess America is weird…you’re president is some kind of Circus freak…

That said, Martha Hunt, and her weird hip to waist ratio that makes me think she’s not supposed to be this skinny, but she’s getting paid to be this skinny, and girls will do whatever they can to get that money…especially when you’re the last american model…that isn’t plus sized…but she is in a bikini and that works for me…because I like whatever Taylor Swift, her handler is allowing to go on here…showing her athleticism with some bikini good times.

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2017

29

Mar

Alexandra Daddario Tits for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario, the big tits from True Detective, are now the scaled down tits, because she wanted a tighter body for Baywatch the Remake, even if Baywatch was something that never needed to be remade, that will likely be garbage, and but that will forever hold a place in your 40 something year old heart because you used to fuck yourself watching it…like it was your first fucking girlfriend…and she’s the new version of old orgasms, stronger orgasms, orgasms you’ll never recreate because you are past your prime and your life failed you….right..

Well her big tits from True Detective that were scaled down for the worst movie idea ever and now they are in GQ Mexico – because the Mexicans are probably the only people to watch that bullshit…you know to laugh at America..as you build your wall.

Here’s the video:

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2017

29

Mar

Mila Kunis, Mom Titty VS Cara Delevingne Skinny in Vegas Nerd Events of the Day

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I think Mila Kunis and Cara Delevingne were together at the same event..in Vegas at some nerd conference – which is pretty much mainstream now that the only movies that make money are nerd movies….even though these bitches don’t actually fuck with nerds, I mean other than psychologically by getting into their masturbation fantasies…unless those nerds are dot com billionaires or producers hiring them…because actors and models and rich and entitled people are full of fucking shit…but then again so iseveryone in the world….

Well, Mila Kunis, who ran back to her costar because he got rich was looking like an old, bloated, damaged mom…..

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While occassional lesbian – terrible actor – but she’s getting work – Cara Delevingne.. was there looking really fucking skinny, as models are supposed to be, not that she still models, she’s already trolled that industry and is onto the next…

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2017

29

Mar

Marloes Horst Hand Bra, Nipples and Ass in Mom Jeans of the Day

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Marloes Horst is amazing.

Marloes Horst is a babe…and along with having a great fucking face to want to smear your dick on….a face that she has leveraged into a money making scheme I only approve of because she also uses her titties in part of the money making program..but I guess we’re in an era of all girls using their titties…for pretty much everything.

Marloes Horst is The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks…he’s a nub…

Marloes Horst is doing a shoot for some trendy brand…and I guess nipples are part of the trends…THANK goodness her name rhymes with whore(st)….because I love whores….

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2017

29

Mar

Jenna Dewan Tatum’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Every girl is a feminist, even the ones that are perpetuating the patriarchy in starving themselves to meet some ideal that has been set for them, often times by other women, to not be fat pigs…and for some reason…are confusing being a fat big and empowered with feminism…when you’re just doing the same thing the skinny women are doing as they perpetuate the patriarchy…because that’s what you all want…the traditional sense or acceptance as being a hot chick…not a healthy or happy or successful or fulfilled chick…but a hot chick….and they think shifting the social norm to think hot chicks are defined differently than they were is not just perpetuating objectifying themselves…idiots..

But when feminism presents itself in fashion, by not wearing bras, by showing their nipples, as a Feminist, I celebrate them….but mainly as a pervert because this nipples out thing doesn’t progress shit, but it gives me tit to jerk off to…

I once met Channing Tatum’s manager or agent in a bar, he told me that when he used to bring him scripts at his house, he’d be having “naked” parties with this woman he ended up marrying and knocking up….and he’d try to get the agent in on it with them…and as someone who likes nudity….looking at the nipple of someone who likes being nude…I’m just mad she’s not walking out mom pussy forward…exposed…and flapping in the wind…what a cunt…unfortunately…not literally.

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