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2017

29

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day

Ariel Winter is likely a very fucked up human thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, to be put on screen in Hollywood on a massive TV show at a young age. Forced to work with hookers like Sofia Vergara – where she learned the importance of tits and how tits can take you out of a third world country and bring you and your child to America…to live the American dream….which is probably why Ariel Winter got her tits fully rebuilt….but what no one told her in their coddling, is that fat is gross, and fat at 18 isn’t overly digusting because the skin is still tight…but fat at 18 will become obese from 30 so maybe you should be quitting drinking you little mexican looking bitch…

But she’s teaching us a very important thing, and that is if you’re fat and sloppy at 18 and likely real fat and sloppy by 25, you will still be able to find love or find someone to kiss you under the fireworks..because bitch is rich and famous and MOOCHES fucking love that…..romance…because not all mooch relationships are women mooching on rich men…it’s a two way street and these child stars are the easiest targets…

We can all agree – this would be better as a throat fucking video – you know real romance…but whatever…

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2017

29

Mar

Martha Hunt’s Weird Body in a Bikini of the Day

America is funny, at least in how they use models, they either love girls who starve themselves…and who after their Victoria’s Secret fashion show post pics of them eating burgers because they haven’t eaten in weeks….like that’s a good thing….or girls who are 300 pounds….so either you’re too fat to be skinny, or not fat enough, but normal healthy chicks are shit…weird but I guess America is weird…you’re president is some kind of Circus freak…

That said, Martha Hunt, and her weird hip to waist ratio that makes me think she’s not supposed to be this skinny, but she’s getting paid to be this skinny, and girls will do whatever they can to get that money…especially when you’re the last american model…that isn’t plus sized…but she is in a bikini and that works for me…because I like whatever Taylor Swift, her handler is allowing to go on here…showing her athleticism with some bikini good times.

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2017

29

Mar

Alexandra Daddario Tits for GQ Mexico of the Day

Alexandra Daddario, the big tits from True Detective, are now the scaled down tits, because she wanted a tighter body for Baywatch the Remake, even if Baywatch was something that never needed to be remade, that will likely be garbage, and but that will forever hold a place in your 40 something year old heart because you used to fuck yourself watching it…like it was your first fucking girlfriend…and she’s the new version of old orgasms, stronger orgasms, orgasms you’ll never recreate because you are past your prime and your life failed you….right..

Well her big tits from True Detective that were scaled down for the worst movie idea ever and now they are in GQ Mexico – because the Mexicans are probably the only people to watch that bullshit…you know to laugh at America..as you build your wall.

Here’s the video:

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2017

29

Mar

Mila Kunis, Mom Titty VS Cara Delevingne Skinny in Vegas Nerd Events of the Day

I think Mila Kunis and Cara Delevingne were together at the same event..in Vegas at some nerd conference – which is pretty much mainstream now that the only movies that make money are nerd movies….even though these bitches don’t actually fuck with nerds, I mean other than psychologically by getting into their masturbation fantasies…unless those nerds are dot com billionaires or producers hiring them…because actors and models and rich and entitled people are full of fucking shit…but then again so iseveryone in the world….

Well, Mila Kunis, who ran back to her costar because he got rich was looking like an old, bloated, damaged mom…..

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While occassional lesbian – terrible actor – but she’s getting work – Cara Delevingne.. was there looking really fucking skinny, as models are supposed to be, not that she still models, she’s already trolled that industry and is onto the next…

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Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Mila Kunis|SFW

2017

29

Mar

Marloes Horst Hand Bra, Nipples and Ass in Mom Jeans of the Day

Marloes Horst is amazing.

Marloes Horst is a babe…and along with having a great fucking face to want to smear your dick on….a face that she has leveraged into a money making scheme I only approve of because she also uses her titties in part of the money making program..but I guess we’re in an era of all girls using their titties…for pretty much everything.

Marloes Horst is The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks…he’s a nub…

Marloes Horst is doing a shoot for some trendy brand…and I guess nipples are part of the trends…THANK goodness her name rhymes with whore(st)….because I love whores….

Posted in:Marloes Horst|SFW

2017

29

Mar

Jenna Dewan Tatum’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Every girl is a feminist, even the ones that are perpetuating the patriarchy in starving themselves to meet some ideal that has been set for them, often times by other women, to not be fat pigs…and for some reason…are confusing being a fat big and empowered with feminism…when you’re just doing the same thing the skinny women are doing as they perpetuate the patriarchy…because that’s what you all want…the traditional sense or acceptance as being a hot chick…not a healthy or happy or successful or fulfilled chick…but a hot chick….and they think shifting the social norm to think hot chicks are defined differently than they were is not just perpetuating objectifying themselves…idiots..

But when feminism presents itself in fashion, by not wearing bras, by showing their nipples, as a Feminist, I celebrate them….but mainly as a pervert because this nipples out thing doesn’t progress shit, but it gives me tit to jerk off to…

I once met Channing Tatum’s manager or agent in a bar, he told me that when he used to bring him scripts at his house, he’d be having “naked” parties with this woman he ended up marrying and knocking up….and he’d try to get the agent in on it with them…and as someone who likes nudity….looking at the nipple of someone who likes being nude…I’m just mad she’s not walking out mom pussy forward…exposed…and flapping in the wind…what a cunt…unfortunately…not literally.

Posted in:Jenna Dewan|SFW

2017

29

Mar

The Reason You Haven’t Seen Sarah Michelle Gellar for 20 Years of the Day

Your girl Sarah Michelle Gellar is in some Entertainment Weekly 20 year reunion celebration of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a show I never watched or cared to watch, but that made a lot of people a lot of money, mainly because of teen girls, and I guess sad 30 year old girls…but more interestingly…virgin loser nerds who lived and still live in their mom’s basements…..

Seriously, some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit..and I don’t fucking know why…but I know that Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like shit, like some French Canadian mom who smokes too many cigarettes with her pencil thin lips and rough looking mom face…this is not the face of a celebrity, but rather that of a tired Walmart cashier who struggles with her meth addiction everyday…because it’s a struggle people…

I don’t know, this terrifies me…but reminds me that some things should be left in the past….and maybe she’s the vampire in need of being slayed….SLAY…

Posted in:Sarah Michelle Gellar|SFW

2017

29

Mar

Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

And people say Rita Ora is a garbage hooker who happens to sing well enough to get a fake record deal – to justify her work visa – so that the dudes who like fucking her don’t have to marry her for citizenship…that turned it into a fake it until you make it situation, where girl now hosts TV shows….while girl is basically a big titty ethnically ambiguous hooker – not a famous and talented artist….

And those people are me…

But how could I discount her to that basic level of sex work, when she’s rich and accomplished and most importantly, has the ability to take these inspiring underwater bikini pictures from luxury travel experiences in the Maldives….

I mean sure all instagram hookers polarize hooking with these well shot bikini pics that are all the fucking same and they are all doing it but have these crazy followings because of it. Virtual no ones – with 2 million followers…it’s crazy…

But Rita ORA…she’s different…because people know she exists – they just don’t know why…

All this to say, the water makes her dumpiness float….camera tricks….that allow you to hashtag #notfiltered

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

29

Mar

Sex in an Uber and Other Videos of the Day

Grocery Store Dude Looking Upskirt

Python Cut Open to Find a Dead Man…..

Dude Rubbing His Dick on a Sign

Panty Thief

Doctors and Nurses Dancing in the Operating Room

Man VS Iguana

Happy Bride!

Dump Truck Drifting

Demolition Gone Wrong

Dude VS Owl

Scooter Steals from Woman’s Car

Deadly TUK TUK Road Rage

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fat strippers, or really fat girls in general with bolt on breast implants confuse the fuck out of me. You’d think they’d take the money for their tits and allocate it to doing some fucking fitness, maybe hiring a personal trainer, getting some liposuction, anything but a set of bolt on tits…that attempt to offset the belly, but nothing ever off sets the belly, cuz girl’s got a fucking belly…

That said, there’s not enough romance in a strip club..but there are a lot of average looking girls you can molest for 10 dollars a song, which is pretty affordable, especially with the exchange rate…

Guess what I did last night?

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…


Baby Bat of the Day
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Harry Potter’s Creator has a 20 Million Dollar Boat..
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Sport Shoving Match of the Day – CHICK FIGHT
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Devon Windsor – SI SLUT
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Fresh Prince of Bel Air Lame Reunion
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Official Trailer of “A Ghost Story”
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Jay Cutler’s Picture of the Day
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TRUCK DRIVER of the Day
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Some weirdo made a “What Snapchat Looked Like in the 90s”….weird.
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Mark Whalberg promoting bullshit at some ComicCon thing in Vegas
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