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2017

06

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that the most important balls deflated after last night’s superbowl were those of Gisele Bundchen as she ejaculated all over her pants, all up in Tom Brady, because she say her divorce settlement increase by a solid 10 percent – when that day comes as she came…

I am still convinced she’s a brazilian tranny….

How about that halftime show, so edgy, except for the gunt hanging over the pants, in what fat girls will celebrate because fat lives matter, just not to the fat person killing themselves, but what normal people are terrified of…..and by edgy I mean…it’s too bad there wasn’t a “technical” error ending her…and her nonsense…

That said…I was drunk all weekend…still drunk now..or maybe I’m just mad…or this is diabetes shock from to many damn nachos….in the bar where I didn’t watch the football but tried to date rape at least 9 drunk girls who were also not watching football…but in a romantic way…otherwise it’d be just rape…

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Selma Blair Had a Meltodwn and It’s Funny
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Mariah Carey – Bitter Ex in New Slutty Video
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Shanina Shaik Out in Leather
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Mariah Carey Working Out in Fishnets
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Gisele Celebrating Superbowel
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Robert DeNiro Wants to Punch Donald Trump
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Dog Gets Reunited with Favorite Toy
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Aaron Sorkin and Dialogue
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Idris Elba Gets Valentines Day Advice from Kids
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The Lego Batman Movie Clip
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Inside a 20 Million Dollar Apartment
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Bad Lip Reading of the NFL
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The Dark Lab Buried Over a Mile Underground
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2017

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my day answering real estate – looking for a room to rent posts on social media – and craigslist style local rental sites – offering to give the person a room to rent if they are hot..or for sexual favors…and the responses weren’t good..

For some reason “SOME OF US LIKE HOMELESS HOT GIRLS LOOKING FOR A ROOM BECAUSE THEY ARE DOWN ON THEIR LUCK BECAUSE IT IS A FETISH”….doesn’t get girls to send in their selfies…

I would make the best land lord

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Mariah Carey Being Slutty in Lingerie for a new Song
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Madison Reed Young Slut in a Bikini
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Bryanna Holly in Lingerie
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Woody Harrelson is a Crazy Person in a Weird Movie Called Lost in London
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Jillian Michaels Has a Crazy Fucking House….in Malibu..For Sale…
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Kate Bosworth – Hot Legs
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Bebe Rexha – Pokies
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Hailey Clauson Big Tits for SI
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Johnny Depp VS His Business Managers
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Priest Punched in the Face by a Pimp
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Aimee Teegarden in Cleavage
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Diddy Recovering in Hospital – Thank God
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Kendall Jenner – Nipples
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Kanye VS Fashion
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Little Kids singing Gangster’s Paradise is the Worst Thing in the World…
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Helping a Moose off an Icy Lake
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Karlie Kloss Doing a Slutty Photoshoot of the Day
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Erin Andrews – At the Superbowl – Playing Games Like he is Jimmy Fallon…with Gamers..
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Violett Beane Fifty Shades Premiere…
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Why Germans Can Say Things No One Can Say….This is actually amazing…
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Australian Babes Who Prank Each Other
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Drunk Dude Pisses on Table
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Masturbating Snapchat
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A Girl and a Spread Vagina
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Masturbating Behind Mom’s Back
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Lexi Lowe – Big Tits
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Some Chick in a Mesh Top
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Just a Dude and His Monster GF
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Celebrity Sex Tapes – For You Pervert
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Dude with the Monster Foreskin wants to do Porn
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Girl Who is Real Good at the Knife Game…
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

03

Feb

Big Leg Hilary Duff Gets Paid By American Eagle Underwear of the Day

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Hilary Duff’s thigh fetish video to remind you that despite being on TV and in Movies, she’s just like the stripper down the street, who gets paid to show body parts, body parts she may not be proud of, because they are abnormally muscular and capable of moving a fridge, but love none the less because ego narcissists who get paid have that ability…

So for the thick thigh lovers (read: “black people”) and apparenlty me…because I love Hilary Duff thick thighs, here she is in some whoring…

I didn’t always love my legs, but as I’ve grown, I’ve learned to love and celebrate myself, just as I am. I began to realize that my legs are STRONG and they carry me every. single. day. Our bodies are amazing and something to be grateful for. I’m ME and that’s really enough! Thanks for helping to spread the self love message

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2017

03

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Fit Booty and Snapchat Erotica of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens used to be referred to at PUDGENS because she was new Hollywood, on a shitty Disney show but famous as fuck – and cocky as fuck and figured the jobs would keep rolling the fuck in….but as time went on, and the show was off the air – and no more movies were being made…that craft services face stuffing turned to being disciplined and fit..because this ass…is a winner…it could be the pants, sure, but at least it’s not her 40 pounds ago…because being fuckable is a key part of her job – despite what the feminists say…but they don’t realize if I wanted to see some fat bitch on TV, I’d just go to the local bar with a video camera…hollywood is aspirational..sell me what I don’t have to distract me from what I do have…fuckers…and sometimes a bitch in the biz, realizes that, knows her role, and does good for all of us…

THANKS YOU

She’s got a snapchat:

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2017

03

Feb

Bella Thorne Dancing in a Bra Top of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the red faced redhead doing fitness…or dancing like a stripper…because all these kids dance like they are strippers or in hip hop music videos because that’s how the Kardashians made it for the mainstream pop culture youth….

Most people don’t know who she is, I don’t even know who she is….and I do posts on her all the fucking….because I am a sucker for girls who the media post about…

I know that there’s something really unattractive about a flushed redhead doing any physical activity..It reminds me of high school gym class…when I was terrified of redheads for being monsters who should have been left in the woods…all pink pussy, orange pubic hair…but she’s not that kind of redhead…her face and bad complexion are…

There’s something really unattractive…about her masculine aggressive approach, but her tits are good, her body tight, and she’s young…so keep it up.

here she is raging like a rager raver on speed..

Here she is in a sports bra…

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She brought out her nipples on snapchat – i guess that’s a big deal – in her famewhoring that works..

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2017

03

Feb

Revisiting Martha Hunt’s Face Down Ass Up of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of the models hired by Taylor Swift as her friend, to make her seem like less of a robot demon from hell trying to rape the world of their money, to increase her power, her fame, her authority that she doesn’t deserve…she sings relatable love songs and when looking at her, you’re like “obviously dudes just plow through that, she’s intolerable”…but these eager models like Martha Hunt joined her sorority…and maybe that’s why this one is so good at this eating dirt with her ass in the air…it’s of TAYTAY’s hazing rituals…being brought to the mean streets of Miami beach for a VS shoot…and if you don’t see the highlight, the benefit, the amazing involved in this pose…on this girl…who is out there just trying to get as famous as she can to cash in and land rich dudes..you’re fucking crazy…because it is wonderful…even TAYTAY approves, otherwise she wouldn’t have let Martha Hunt out of her cage….

That said, why the fuck does a Victoria’s Secret shoot need this pose, I get that they are low level porno, low grade panties, billion dollar industry and all..but a face down ass up seems extreme…in a white bikini bottom…

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2017

03

Feb

Lea Michele is Flexible of the Day

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Despite Lea Michele’s testicles, I am starting to like her, she got some fillers on her face, she’s looking good, the Bruce Jenner transition to Caitlin has allowed her to have softer and more feminine vibe…and I figure if you play a girl on TV, you might as well play the part in everyday life…

I appreciate that despite her dick, she’s got this great flexibility of a dancer…it’s wild and amazing…and most men don’t ben like this, except maybe those on estrogen therapy, into deep ass penetration, because you can tell by this pose, and all the gay porn you secretly watch, this is a great way to pull those balls to the side and give all the access needed for the producer booking her for whatever show or record she’s releasing…

Wonderful….

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2017

03

Feb

Dakota Johnson Spoiled Don Johnson Melanie Griffith Hybrid Making Moves Due to Hard Work of the Day

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I like to called DAKOTA JOHNSON – the DAKOTA ACCESS PIPELINE…because she’s a bratty rich kid with a slutty rich kid mom….and an Alfred Hitchcock seducing Grandma…

But maybe she’s more the shows up to her family friend’s office and says “I want to be on TV on in Movies”…..and they put her in movies – because why not use her – rather than use some other twat who doesn’t have famous parents….but then again, Hollywood people are crap and fuck their friend’s daughters….

She brought her tits…to the premiere of the new 50 shades of suck my dick but old people fucking love it…

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OH BONUS THAT ISN’T EVEN A BONUS – RITA ORA WAS THERE CLICK HERE

ANOTHER BONUS THAT ISN’T A BONUS – Some Bitch Named Halsey was There… CLICK HERE

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2017

03

Feb

Naked Woman in Public of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this video – other than that it is amazing….and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

03

Feb

Ariel Winter Turns 19 And Poses With her Best Friend – CAKE of the Day

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I know people don’t watch TV anymore, I know that they are more into netflix, so that these people like Ariel Winter, who have been on a hit sitcom don’t actually matter. Sure they have a big fan base, but that’s because they have a team of people pushing their brand to make as much as they can – while the TV industry slowly dies and actors remain a dime a dozen…

I know some people love this Ariel Winter pig, because they still watch TV and because they like young girls with huge tits they see grow up….mainly because of the huge tits…that she’s gone so far to cut off and that grew back because she’s just that fat….

Well, she’s turned 19, no longer barely legal to fuck, she’s already a year too old for that fetish, so she will just remain the rich girl exploited by her parents for TV career….who emotionally eats for the big titty fetishists…the feeder fetishists…the chubby chasers and the BBW lovers…oh and black dudes…or in her case gay disney kids who are opportunists leveraging her audience..

All this to say, here she is with her best secret friend making a public appearance…CAKE..

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