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Denise Richards Applies Make-Up To her Tit of the Day

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2016

Dec

Lottie Moss See Through Top of the Day

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Lottie Moss was at some AIDS bullshit event put on by Elton John, even though AIDS is not a death sentence and they’ve apparently found a cure for it…but celebrities still need to come across like they care – not that Lottie Moss is a celebrity – but she is Kate Moss’ sister and Kate Moss is awesome, so anything she does or is connected with, will get where she needs to go…just by association / last name / etc….

So she’s following Kate Moss’ lead, not necessarily because she is as hot as Kate Moss, but I guess is much cleaner, virginal, fresher smelling and looking than Kate Moss, because she hasn’t been through all the cocaine and A-Listers…like a clone re-issued into the world to give us more MOSS, not that the other MOSS has MOSS growing on her TWAT…

Well, she’s not racy, but a titty shirt for an AIDS event is kind funny, because tits are the cause of AIDS in so many tranny brothels in brazil…

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2016

Dec

Disabled Guy Gets Hits By a Car After Trying to Meet a 14 Year Old and Other Videos of the Day

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Elevator Technician Not Too Good at His Job

Guy Getting Called a Home Wrecking Dude

ATM Stealing Win

Idiot Films Himself Speeding – Ends Up in Accident

Car Vs Red Light Runner

Woman Jumps In Front of Truck and Lives

Never Touch a Man’s Hat

The Mom Who Tries To Look Like Barbie

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2016

Dec

JoJo Levesque in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait from an era of long ago who is no longer jailbait…because she’s old but she was jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….because Americans fucking love under 18 year old girls…

She’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, unless wearing a bra for the paparazzi has nothing to do with trying to get attention and everything to do with style…of showing your big jailbait that is too old to be jailbait…but that was jailbait tits…that quit when they were at the top to date black guys…bad girl…because the white dudes who were into her – are fucking racists….

TITTIES IN A BRA…

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2016

Dec

Chelsea Leyland Topless in Miami of the Day

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Chelsea Leyland is some hipster in Miami for Art Basel, where she went topless, because Miami is the topless beach of America – where America can feel Euro – and perverts can go see tits – because the conservatives don’t bring down a good thing – despite being in Florida – which means they are likely jacked up on weird street drugs and walking around half naked trying to eat homeless people after all them bath salts….Florida is a crazy place and Art Basel is the lame, social media model hub, of brushing shoulders with all the celebrities and rich people at exclusive parties that mean nothing – because we live in this weird grey area of what is pop culture…everything is accessible…to everyone….

THAT said, Chelsea Leyland is some DJ…with tits…probably an artist – because every rich kid is an artist – doing the scene hard…while trying to get you hard…with EMPOWERED hipster titties…

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2016

Dec

Stephen Hawking’s Words of Wisdom for Fat Bitches of the Day

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Hey Ashley Graham and other fat models who deal with the “health issues” associated with Obesity, that are scientifically proven to be associated with Obesity, in typical lazy fat person form, by speaking to all the other fat women out there and claiming they are sex, and to own themselves and to not to listen to body shamers. You know a movement of empowered fat chicks who think it’s ok to be fat – and more importantly – think it is ok to be half naked while fat – because for some reason being an exhibitionist to fat chick festishists and other fat chicks is being a strong, powerful woman, and not just because it takes an elephant gun to take you down, but because in your soul you’ve convinced yourself all your fat chick eating is ok…it’s not self destructive and killing you….so get naked it’s a better life…don’t look at the mirror with disgust and think you are fat and should work out because the shamers aren’t your doctor – who are we to judge – just because we know medical research..and what you’re doing is fucking wrong…because our PENISES TOLD US SO…you’re disgusting…

Well…Even Stephen Hawking thinks you’re fat bitch…

She’s in a magazine where she admitted she doesn’t want to be fat – and being fat was just a marketing angle…

“Do I sometimes wish I were thinner? God, in the old days, absolutely I did, but now I feel that to lose weight would be disloyal to myself,” she says. “A lot of who I am is connected to my size, and I am so happy with who I am.”

Graham refuses to credit it all to just being a “pretty face.”

No kidding you’re an icon to fat chicks you idiot…and she’s not even that fat – she works out and Here she is working out – or making a dude lift her – because she knows she hates being fat but loves that it is her angle – that she milks to make her money.

A video posted by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Nov 2, 2016 at 8:42am PDT

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2016

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realize that I live an empty life, so I decided to do a little giving back to the community, so I had to find a charity or cause, so I looked into my soul and tried to find what meant the most to me…..I figured since I like women, and women need to support women, in this women are god feminist world we live in….I decided to take on battered women, figuring I’ll get laid in the process, so I just send out some emails to the local shelter for battered women with a nice pitch on a course I want to teach the battered women – who will be new to the dating world and will need to know how to keep a man happy – since they have a track record of not being too good at that…and the only answer I have is a course on how to sexy selfie…it’s what I know, it’s all I know…

So I don’t know if my email that reads like:

“I like beat up bitches, I think I can teach them how to not get beat up no more, Pussy Pics. Let me teach them how to pussy pic proper, I’m an expert, I’ve got pussy pics from so many girls – not all broken like the women in your shelter, I think it’ll do them good. Pussy Power”…..

Waiting for a reply…FINGERS crossed…

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Orlando Bloom Runs Pregnant Katy Perry Belly
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Lohan is Young and Delicate
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Blind Ones Describe Loved Ones to a Sculptor
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2016

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the last hour talking to a girl I met in tinder – who told me I was disgusting because she’s a feminist and I’m apparently a monster – that I convinced to meet me at a bar – where she showed me her period art – or pictures of her period art – that she claims is celebrating femininity – because she’s right – a period is a girl problem, if anything it leads to blowjobs for us, if we’re at the right stage in the relationship where they put in work to keep you happy and don’t say “just ruin the sheets with my wet from blood – so I don’t need to be turned on – pussy”….needless to say – me saying that I was only into bush – wasn’t enough to get her to give me a handjob in the bathroom while calling me daddy or more appropriately – the Patriarchy…..

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Kate Beckinsale is Hot with Cleavage
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Phoebe Price – Holiday Fame Whoring
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Hilary Duff is Single…
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Apparently Kim K Asked for a Break before Kanye Went Nuts
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Jennifer Lawrence Legs and Mangled Botox Face
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The Most Gruesome Parasites
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Kate Moss Christmas Shopping – Boring…
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Matt McConaughey – Surprising Fans
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Amber Heard Out for Dinner – Like a Whore
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The Britney Biopic Promo Pic is Hilarious
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Bikini Sluts/ SI Models in Bikinis for Art Basel
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Chernobyl’s Site Gets Unique Engineering
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Shakira is On Set and It’s Boring
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Rose McGowan Nipples
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Instagram Whore of the Day
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Santa House of the Day
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The Aquatic World With Philippe Cousteau
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Em Rat Cow is Garbage at an Event
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Mariah Carey – Nipple Slip
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Buzz Aldrin – Dead
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Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Together for Victoria’s Secret…Cuz they Fuck
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The Best Thing Ever Found in an Breakfast Sandwich
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2016

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Tongue of the Day

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Bella Thorne demonstrating eating pussy – to be a racy little hipster social media girl – who entered this world from the acting side of things – thanks to her family being strategic at selling off the kids to Hollywood…

She does the grey area whoring for attention – that you can’t pinpoint or point and throw dollar bills at – like she’s a stripper…but it’s definitely fetishized as fuck.

If I see a young girl eating pussy in bed – without the other pussy – but clearly just doing tongue tricks like she is eating pussy – because anything for attention – all I am going to think is – how she eats pussy….

Now I don’t know if she’s come out as bi-sexual, but all girls are – and it would make a great storyline for her being an empowered / sexualized girl…catering to the creeps, the perverts, pretending to just be innocent and fun…I’ve seen that porn….over and over…so her strategy makes sense and speaks to my soul…

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2016

Dec

Shelley Hennig in a Kiddie Pool in the Shower of the Day

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Shelley Hennig is a reminder that there will always be new pussy to focus on, fixate on, stare at, or even follow on social media….I follow something like 7,000 girls who don’t follow me back on Instagram alone, because I thought “They are kinda hot, worth looking at in their slutty pics, and possibly jerking off to if I am really in the mood to jerk off to some half naked girl, who is often times fully naked in her instagram stories, because that is the world we live in, social media is porn”…..

So this one posted this image, that isn’t hot or erotic or anything, but a reminder that SO many girls will get naked for jokes, for likes, for fame, for fun, because girls are all programmed to be exhibitionists that cater to male erections….PROVE ME WRONG BITCHES..

Now who is this Shelley Hennig…who sin’t famous really, well she’s a 2004 Miss Teen USA, and now 12 years after being a teen, is a Soap Star and CW Series Star, in a show called TEEN WOlf, in Horror movies called OUJIA…like real fucking low level…but still one of a million girls…worth looking at…so thank you human race for being disgusting, but having a gender we are programmed to want to fuck…because it gives life purpose…

Here’s some more of her social media antics..shes got 1.3 million followers…she matters..

A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on Oct 9, 2016 at 11:04am PDT

I like her…

A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on Jul 30, 2016 at 11:58am PDT

Another…

A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on Apr 23, 2016 at 12:26pm PDT

She’s funny…

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2016

Dec

Courtney Sixx Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Courtney Sixx is Nikki Sixx’s wife – who is with him for a long and romantic time….and not for the nice houses and the good life and ultimately – who are we to judge their relationship, the foundation of their love affair, how and why they are together…maybe he’s a great guy…the best guy who supports young hot women…not that Courtney Sixx is young or hot but she probably was when she locked him in…and who are we to say she’s just a concert groupie….

What we can judge is why the fuck is she doing staged bathing suit pics for the paparazzi, why can’t these girls be satisfied…why do they need to be so shameless and fame hungry, she’s got a great house, great life, good things going on, a rich dude who probably doesn’t cheat on her that much..yet she wants to be seen, paparazzi, tabloid, style half naked…not looking great…really looking broken…but as a SIXX….asserting herself as a SIXX…even though SIXX isn’t even his real name…because work any angle she’s got…unless this is for their family Christmas card….Rock and Roll…a confusing place.

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