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Old Lady Candice Swanepoel Still Does Bikini Modeling of the Day
Old Lady Candice Swanepoel Still Does Bikini Modeling of the Day
Jojo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day
Jojo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day
Karreuche Tran’s Feet Fetish Content of the Day
Karreuche Tran’s Feet Fetish Content of the Day
Britney Spears Keeps Dancing for Easter of the Day
Britney Spears Keeps Dancing for Easter of the Day
Caroline Vreeland’s Easter Eggs for Easter of the Day
Caroline Vreeland’s Easter Eggs for Easter of the Day

2016

25

Nov

Get Your Girl a Tighter Pussy for Christmas of the Day

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Girls get older, they make babies, and their pussies just don’t stay the same age. Like anything shit needs work…diet and exercise – which is why we partnered up with our friends at LoveLife who sent us up a few samples of this KEGEL training device that has pressure measuring control and personal training programs – strictly designed – for women to insert in themselves to train their PC muscles to get stronger, tighter, and capable of grabbing things when her hands are pre-occupied doing laundry, the dishes, making dinner, and all other things wives, moms, girlfriends, do when they aren’t cheating on your pathetic misogynistic ass….

I gave the samples to a mom, I put one in my ass to test it, felt good, and the other to some girl who always talks about how big her vagina is….and all were very excited to get their pussy fitness on….

Now the real winner in a PC MUSCLE KEGEL app and device is the person your wife or girl in your life who you’ve neglected for so long is actually having sex with, but it will make her happy and as they say a happy wife / happy life – so you might as well get her something that improves her life today – Black Friday – The first day of Christmas Shopping…

I don’t know about you – but I like tight pussy….so


GET THE FLOPPY MOM PUSSY – OR REALLY ANY PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE – AN APP AND DEVICE TO TIGHTEN THE SHIT – SO THAT YOUR SMALL DICK FINALLY FEELS SOMETHING – NOT THAT SHE EVEN FUCKS YOU
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2016

25

Nov

Girl Puts on Pants with No Hands of the Day

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Every once in a while gold rises to the top of the creamy garbage I am exposed to on the internet.

From Memes, to Fame Whores, to the struggle of celebrities to stay or be relevant….stuff I don’t giv a fuck about…that is really just trying to capture and exploit my attention span like it was a sex worker in the eastern block….and like my feelings don’t matter to me…but my likes, follows, click to buy do…the creative space of the internet is all the fucking same…artists aren’t real…nothing is real…it’s all just digital marketing…and it’s fucking terrible…

When all that actually matters is a chick putting her pants on with no hands…the little fucking things in life…you know..

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2016

25

Nov

Fat Chick Ambassador’s Pandering to Fat Chicks Stripping on the Subway Video of the Day

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Apparently, her name is Iskra Lawrence and she strips on the subway for the sake of generating attention to herself and her cause – which is really just an angle that she’s maximized on – and that she’s got 2.8 million followers from angling herself this way.

She’s just decided to intellectualize her wanting to get naked, because she’s not even that fat, she’s just got a fat ass and fat legs, something I am sure rappers would fucking love…

So listening to her rant…is fucking irritating…especially when her social media looks like this:

I mean she’d have to angle it to be a bigger cause, activist, add a story to why you want everyone to see your fat ass.

It’s all pretty fucking irritating, and a reminder of why whoever let women speak out, vote, and share their whining and annoying opinion back in the day failed us all…because as we all know…women fucking whine all the fucking time…it’s just so weird that pussy or sticking our dicks in pussy allow us to endure this painful fucking part of who they are…

I mean, I call stripping on the subway to give some rant – totally fucking shameless and a cry for attention – and anyone who thinks her message is anything deeper than the way she conveys that message…is probably a fat chick jealous of her stripping down….

95% of her pics are fetish – and something dudes who like thick legs and asses with a small waist can and probably do jerk off to…so keep up the ROLE MODELING you fetish model….

This don’t body shame, love your body shit is so silly….but this one’s cashing the fuck in – so why let that die….keep it going….girl…

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More…..of her lie…

A video posted by Iskra lawrence????? (@iskra) on

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2016

25

Nov

Niykee Heaton’s Shitty Nude Thanksgiving Eating Fetish Picture of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some shameless internet celebrity – who apparently has a record deal – along with her massive following of dudes who like a girl with a thick ass – who shows off that thick ass – as often as she can because it gets her views, likes and that makes her feel relevant….and who am I to discourage that kind of behavior…I must give thanks and celebrate that the world, and women in general have come to this point…I am sure that my entire life I’ve wished “what if girls were more easy going, or at least more like the strippers I get lap dances from, instead of so uptight and annoying”…in some Dreams Came Fucking True…it’s just funny to experience how shameless it is…

That said, she posted a nude of her, with her legs closed, no pussy exposed or anything you’d want to see, they call this implied or strategic…but still totally nude and eating in bed – which for someone married to an obese woman is repulsive…it’s like let’s pretend girls don’t eat or shit, I realize it’s the feminist, nudist, empowered naked and in their own body and size, no shaming, free the nipple shit…but I’ll never accept that girls eat and shit…because I’ve experienced it and the trauma has made me block the concept out…

Either way, this trick doesn’t matter – but she’s still working it – so let’s encourage it…

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2016

25

Nov

Catherine Zeta Jones VS The Paparazzi of the Day

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Pissed the paparazzi photographed my ass, thus sharing the photographs my husband took of my ass. Always a better option for viewing

I guess the throat cancer from eating pussy has got in the way of Michael Douglas’ photography skills, or maybe, he’s just too fucking old to figure out how an iPhone works, and maybe he’s not even on the iPhone yet, he’s rich, who gives a fuck about iphones, he can pay trained monkeys to do menial tasks like text, email and take pictures for him…because these phone pics are fucking GARBAGE….not just because they feature old, tired, Catherine Zeta Jones, who I’ve never cared for….but because they re pixelated, blurry, run through some fucking filters…

Meaning, I appreciate the protest against the paparazzi, the paparazzi deserve to suffer when you can work around their scamming images, and like celebrities I hate the paparazzi, for years I got lawsuit threats from them – over and over again – for sharing images I found on tumblr, facebook, other social networks….because they apparently owned the rights…which didn’t sit well for me, as a blogger, on the internet, where anything put out there is free game…including all the jokes I write that get stolen by movies…including this Catherine Zeta Jones pics…that are more of a protest really, and I guess she’s not that bad, while blurry from weird angles, like on her tippy toes, doing low level stripper tactics…that make me confident she wouldn’t exist as an actor or celebrity if she was to try in this era….she beat the digital marketing fame whoring and half naked pics makes you famous not raw talent….but then again, I guess she’s pulling their basic bitch tactics….

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2016

25

Nov

Heidi Klum Has Nipples of the Day

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Heidi Klum is dressed like a 20 year old college girl – while shopping in her tight jeans, stupid looking boots, but most importantly, light weight t-shirt cotton with no bra, showcasing her brilliant tits, that make no sense as tits really, because she’s had so many kids, I think somewhere around 14 kids….all with Seal…it was a Seal litter…that we can assume left more damage on her pussy…because there’s no real evidence of destruction on the tits….proving that she’s clearly created by Nazi German technology, where Hitler’s brain still controls what Germans put out to the world, where she’s rigged to some machine somewhere, because Germany overall means anything Germany puts out must be the best….

This doesn’t make sense….not just for a mom to have tits like this, but for a 50 year old…what is going on…I need answers….

But it does remind me of high school, 30 years ago, when a set of good tits in a cheap t-shirt was enough for me to jerk off to…sometimes in the back of class…for no one to notice…because I was that kid….

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2016

25

Nov

Toni Garrn and Sara Sampaio Caribbean Vacation of the Day

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Toni Garrn and Sara Sampaio are either best fucking friends ever and they vacation together – or they are on a shoot – but whatever it is they get topless together and put their asses in the air with a little duck dive…cuz it’s cute to show off your PUSSY PRINT….

It makes sense that they are together because they have so much in common as both have been exploited but well paid by the underwear empire that turns models into promo models….but pays them huge money so it’s OK, not to mention it gives them the work visa, it gets them in the right circles and Leonardo DiCaprio will fake fuck them since he’s more of a GRINDER kind of guy than a model fucker he’s marketed as…at least that’s the RUMOR….

So Toni Garrn is the German Leo Ex, Sara Sampaio the Portuguese skinny as fuck, who I’m sure has fucked her fair share of rich and famous people, but I don’t feel like googling it because who cares – all these basic bitches are the same….

Here’s the video –

Here’s the videos:

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2016

25

Nov

Drunk Guy Makes His Scooter Getaway and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Taken Out by an Unmanned Scooter

Idiot Burning the FLag Catches Himself on Fire

Idiot on a Motorbike

Grumpy Cow

Drunk Ninja

Balcony Fail in India

Florida Man Ran Over His Brother

Hand Feeding a Coyote

Maggots in JUice

Iranian’s VS SNow

Motorcycle Accident

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2016

25

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I walk the fine line of where sexual harassment becomes sexual assault. You know just enough creepy inappropriateness in my communication and/or gaze to make someone feel awkward…not not quite enough for them to feel violated, raped, assaulted….

You keep out of prison that way….

It’s a new post American Thanksgiving world, also knows as Thanksgiving because you are the center of the universe….what’s next?

stepLINKS in the Morning…okay.

Miley’s Little Sister is About to Bust Onto the Scene
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In Case You Missed It – Kristin Chenoweth’s Huge Tits
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THe Weirdest Hot To Make Thanksgiving Dinner VIdeo
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Tallulah Willis – Braless
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Phoebe Price is Provocative
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Gwyneth Paltrow Cooking in Sweatpants
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10 Disney Crossover Easter Eggs You Have Never Seen…
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Monorail Through an Apartment Buildin
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I Fucking Hate Watching People Make IMpressions
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Liz Hurley – Monster TIts
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2016

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Thanksgiving is over - let Xmas begin....

Thanksgiving is over – let Xmas begin….

So we’ve established that asking a girl to show you her Turkey Wattle in her panties is a fail and her outty pussy will never be exposed to you. Well it turns out that fisting a Turkey while talking about how this is the last Thanksgiving for America as a country and how the fall really happened when women got the right to vote as you gaze into your stepdaughter’s eye uncomfortably…..is also a fail…but when you as a girl “WHAT are you going to give me today on the day of giving”…followed up with please say herpes…also not a win…

So eat your goddamn Turkey, drink, watch football and shut the fuck up…oh and google Rose McGowan blowjob video – it’s worth the watch for the tear at 1:05 and I refuse to post it because she has messaged me on Facebook saying I am mean…so I’m trying to be nice…especially on thanksgiving – I am struggling as someone who has blogged everything the last 14 years – it’s really fucking rough….especially since her pussy is fucking beautiful…

Here’s a video of girls sharing for Thanksgiving..

Here’s Aretha Franklin singing the national anthem as slow as possible…

Here are some stepLINKS…


Phoebe Price Thanksgiving Goddess Eats Pie
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Rosie O’Donnell VS Trump Continues
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The Single Most Intense Ass Ever – Does Some Stretching
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Kid Tries 100 Years of Thanksgiving Dishes
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Mariah Carey’s Rockin’ TIts
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Kristin Chenoweth Has Big TIts and a Mangled Face on Fallon
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Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are Over…Despite all their Nude Beach Adventures…Tragic
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Leah Remini VS Scientology
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Man Eats 3 Lb Gummy Worm
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World’s Tallest Cow
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Cats as Emojis
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Nina Dobrev Looking Hot for a HErpes Ridden Hole
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Reese Witherspoon – Big Mom Booty
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Jessica Lowndes Butt Shot
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Since THanksgiving is Over – Here’s an Honest Trailer Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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The War Over Grocery Store Shelf Space
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Em Rat Cow Forgetting What is Important While Shopping in Beverly Hills
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Charli XCX Butt Shot
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Heidi Klum’s Hard Nipples GO Shopping
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Emmanuelle Chriqui – LEG
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Model Rachel Hilbert at Some Event Showing Leg
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Some Model named ANASTASIA GALKOVA in a Bikini in Miami
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Pregnancy Nude of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Thanksgiving Fetish Porn
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Masturbating While Driving
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Turkey Blowjob for THanksgiving
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Big Tits on a Dildo
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Hot Armenian Strips
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Big Tits in Lingerie
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Busty Redhead
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Asian Crotch Murderer
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Wheel Chair VS Goth WHore
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Hot Girl Big Tits – Gets NAked
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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