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2017

30

Jan

Monster Kim Kardashian in a Bikini in Costa Rica with her Clone Kylie of the Day

I wonder if the world cares that Kim Kardashian is in a bikini in costa rica….A mom of 2, fame whore pig everyone should hate, but seem to not hate, because they keep throwing money at her and her silly ass…an ass we know has been sculpted and paid for by plastic surgeons..but not as butchered as that face….

I feel like they do care….because you’re all a bunch of basic cunts who are brainwashed by this bullshit and I fucking hate you…

Nice choice in bikini though…that’s how I like seeing all moms…

She’s with Kylie, who I think is her daughter that her mom raised or pretended was hers, that or some science experiment clone….or maybe they just have the same surgeon – but either way it’s weird…creepy…terrifying…these demons…why am I promoting them…I don’t know…it happened…deal…blame the bathing suit.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2017

30

Jan

The SAG Awards Happened and I had No Idea of the Day

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I had no idea that the SAG Awards happened, because I actually hate award shows, and think they are irrelevant, as does most of the rest of the world. At least people under 30. They are too busy living their own lives, trying to create their own brand and celebrity, to bother seeing some cunt like Emma Stone or Jennifer Lawrence, like real fucking losers in the grand scheme of who they are at their core, yet celebrated by an industry – because they sell movie tickets and because the industry needs been ticket players to get financing – to make their money off the top – and investing in actual trained and talented people would be crazy, it’s just a sinking ship – give the job to whoever people know….like Emma Stone…even if it has song and dance and she can do neither – yet they promise her an award in exchange for humiliating herself because everyone wants to get fucking paid…

It’s all a lie, none of it is real…and that’s why I don’t pay attention, but these cunts who are part of the scene do….and here are their outfits to jerk off to for their weirdo fans who have been tricked into liking them thanks to marketing…it works on most retards…

I’m glad young people aren’t into this shit – so that it DIES the slow death because they are rich and holding on – but that like my obese wife…slow death or not…still dies…

EMMA STONE WAS THERE – THIS IS HER YEAR – BECAUSE APPARENTLY NO ONE VOTING HAS SEEN HOW BAD SHE IS IN LALA LAND – THEY JUST BUY INTO THE HYPE AND GIVE IT TO HER…SHE WOULDN’T MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

HER DRESS LOOKED SEE THROUGH – IS NOT SEE THROUGH – JUST ANOTHER ONE OF HER SCAMS….

TO SEE THE REST OF EMMA STONE CLICK HERE

ARIEL WINTER WAS THERE LOOKING LIKE A COW….IN A GOLDEN DRESS LIKE A PRIZE ONLY WEIRD PERVERTS WOULD LIKE…SHE MAY NOT BE WEARING PANTIES

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TO SEE THE REST OF ARIEL WINTER CLICK HERE

KALEY CUOCO WAS THERE BECAUSE SHE IS A VERY IMPORTANT ACTRESS WITH BREAST IMPLANTS…

TO SEE THE REST OF KALEY CUOCO CLICK HERE

SOPHIA BUSH HAD HARD NIPPLES WHICH WAS MORE EXCITING THAN THE AWARDS I AM SURE…

TO SEE THE REST OF SOPHIA BUSH CLICK HERE

Winona Ryder’s Face….

Posted in:SAG Awards|SFW

2017

30

Jan

Ariel Winter – Sea Mammal in Captivity of the Day

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The brilliant MadamMeow from THE STEP FORUM wrote this brilliant caption to this image of Ariel Winter

starting her new career as Shamu at Sea World

Because I am not the only one who thinks that Ariel Winter is a little piggish troll, all dumpy and disgusting, and not deserving of the Ariel Winter fetishists, who feel like she’s hot, because they’ve watched her on TV go through puberty, they’ve seen her tits get enormous, so big she had to chop them off…only for them to grow back with a better shape like she wanted, because she’s a little neckless monster…and those tits are key in distracting from everything else wrong with her, including and not limited to the fact that her parents robbed her of her youth for money and fame…

I am not a fan, but I’ve stared at these asses for a while and don’t mind them…it must be the distortion from the water…the fat floating to the surface giving a good shape to the sea monster..coupled with my perversion….making it a Sea World show I’d be into jerking off to…so it can’t be that bad…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

30

Jan

Ashley Smith Love and Lemons Valentines Day Shoot of the Day

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Ashley Smith is getting work….

There was a good 3-5 years where she wasn’t getting work…

Because Ashley Smith is Old and I guess she figured she needed to put herself out there as hard as she fucking could this past year…getting into Playboy / Sports Illustrated / every media opportunity possible, because she knows as a hipster model…there’s a lifeline…

So there was a time when she was a hot fucking model with big old titties that she always shows off…and that I liked to look at…because I like tits…but not necessarily of the tits, everyone shows there tits, that’s not a thing anymore, but when she started out it was only a handful of sluts doing it…. but because she used to interract with me on social media…I guess she was bored in her first few years off…..

I always liked her fucked up teeth, but at 29, after a rough scenester life I can assume was filled with party, sex and more party…she’s kinda rugged looking at 29…

I mean we do live in a world with hot 21 year olds Love and Lemons…we can avoid this rough addict looking girls…who still have tits, are still long and lean, but are old and tired…let her nap.

Posted in:Ashley Smith|SFW

2017

30

Jan

Caroline Vreeland Tits of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland was this LA scenester groupie with big tits – who developed a bit of a following by scamming the fuck out as hard as she fucking could…and with tits like that, being located in LA, and being thirsty and hungry enough to keep pushing them out there – as much as she could…eventually taking them to the fashion scene, the hip hop scene, whatever scene would give her and her tits attention…and she’s finally made it..

Her agency charges 10,000 dollars a day for her.

She’s booked a show on FOX…

She exists…and it’s all because of persistence.

So don’t let people suffocate you, or try to strap down your huge tits, when you’re out there shamelessly showing them off because dudes get tits, tits have been getting girls famous forever…just keep on showing those tits…and it will happen for you…the right agent, producer, director will say “i know a girl with perfect tis for the part”…

This is not her FOX show, or her dumb singing…it’s some streetwear brand video with her tits…and tits.

Even though we’ve seen THOSE TITS BEFORE ON HER SHAMLESSS SOCIAL MEDIA ….tits that have been trying so hard to make it – making it…deserve another shoutout…because the world likes tits.

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2017

30

Jan

Girl Humping the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Fight – Guy Sees Tits for the First Time

Rickshaw Drags a WOman

Road Rager Punches Girl in Face

Bar Fight in Philly

Dude Gets his Pants Blown Off…

Teen Stabbed in Face with a Pen

Tiger Mauls Chinese Person…

Railway Wagon Knocked Dude Out

Old Mercedes Crashes into a Pole

Motorcycle Crash

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Yes the world is going to shit. The President you chose put in some Muslim band and everyone is complaining like he didn’t get voted in by your people. Muslims are being shot in Canada where we aren’t even supposed to have guns….

But all I care about is gambling at the casino with old obese women…and the fact that very below average looking girls sell nude pics on Snapchat. We are in the DIY era of models who aren’t even model and aren’t even hot – but they think they are hot…and act like they are hot – and actually sell nude pics on snapchat – like little porn chicks…and it’s so fucking weird…because I want my nude pics on ugly chicks for free..but thanks to narcissism and ego that just doesn’t happen…

Yes, the world is going to shit, but clearly we have real, more substantial problems like ugly chicks thinking they are hot. I blame the kardashians.

Here are some morning links…

Meteorologist Finds Adam Driver Funny…
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50 Years of Free Skiing
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Red Hot Knife VS Shoe
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Making a Bed Shed
CLICK HERE

Sluts at the SAG Awards
CLICK HERE

Broncos Cornerback Shoots Himself…
CLICK HERE

Claire Foy is Some Slut at the SAG Awards….
CLICK HERE

Justin Bieber Gets Face Slammed Into a Wall..
CLICK HERE

Lindsay Lohan is Back on Instagram
CLICK HERE

How To Survive a Nuclear WaR
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Figure Skating on Top of the World
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2017

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Offering a whining girl protesting the American President pulling the plug on funding abortion – an abortion – the next time she needs one – because I can get a straw….and I am willing to spend all the time it takes sucking it out…will not get you laid, will not impress them, and will make you hated…

Because women don’t understand a hero, a knight, a gentleman when the see one…

Chivalry is not dead…it’s just what happens when you let girls out of the kitchen to vote…

Stretch…

Here are some stepLINKS…Go fuck some Chinese bitches…for Chinese New Years…slanty pussy…is subservient pussy…

Mariah Carey’s Tits Trying to Act
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Sara Jean Slutty in Hawaii
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Mischa Barton – Crazy Bitch
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Taylor Swift Trying to Be Sexy in her New Video with Gigi’s Boyfriend WHo Cheats On Her
CLICK HERE

The Avengers Project – TRAILER
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Daffy Duck Gangsta’s Paradise Mash-up – Werd…
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Drew Carey’s Son went Viral at the Trump Protest
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Swan VS ICE
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Apocalypse Now Has a Video Game Trailer – AMAZING…
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Francis Ford Coppola is Raising Funds for the Game
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Jessica Alba Flies Commercial
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Joanna Krupa Fucked Mo Hadid When he Was Married to Yolanda Foster and He Claims Her Pussy Smells
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Bella Thorne Nipples
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Sara Jean Underwood Tits
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Hailey Baldwin Whore Cleavage
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Video Game Glitch Makes the Whole Class Laugh
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Amber Heard in Tight Pants
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Blac Chyna See Through
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Nina Dobrev Erotica
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Girl on Thin Ice Fail
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Mary Tyler Moore House is Up For Sale
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J.Lo Downblouse
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Gwyneth Paltro GOOP Porn of the Day
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Calssic Soundtrack for Eating Currwurtz
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Celine Dion is Joining the Voice – Terrifying
CLICK HERE

SI is Now Porn
CLICK HERE

Lady Gaga’s Half Time Show is the Most Expensive Ever
CLICK HERE

Cardi B Tits
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Ratchet Compilation 2k17
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Convulsing Cam Girls
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Pregnant Wife Sex is Educational
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Big Trashy Tits Shopping
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Some Naked Bitch
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Hot Cam Show for Chinese New Year
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Huge Russian Tits
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Girl Fucking the Snowman
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Old Cunts VS EDM
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Celebrity Sex Tapes – For You Pervert
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

27

Jan

The Dude from Glee, Lea Michele, Naked in Bed of the Day

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This is hardly a nude pic of a thirsty despite being rich and famous Lea Michele..who with her voice of an angel is on TV and gets fucking paid…yet as a girl in this generation…getting older…she knows that her following on social media is just as important…and to maintain those fans and friends trying to use you…you must post seductive, intimate pics…to allow us in, to feel part of it, and because you’re a narcissist exhibitionist…

But it’s not nearly nude enough, since I can’t see her dick.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

27

Jan

Kaia Gerber by Kendall Jenner for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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Photography is a joke, the cameras do all the work, I’ve taken pics that have 10,000s of likes and I dont’ know what I’m fucking doing, other than having been in the right place at the right time when someone asks me to take a pic of them with their phone…it doesn’t take much…the real challenge is finding a dumb bitch who will act like an asshole in various poses trying to be sexy for no real reason other than narcissistic insanity, but even that’s not the challenging, every bitch does it..

SO now, model who shouldn’t be a model, Kendall Jenner, from the family of promo models, has become a fashion photogrpaher, because it’s a joke, a career she can carry into her future, and make even more money that she does, by capturing the cunts she recruits to the industry – so eager to be in the industry – where she can take money off the top….

So now, she can be entrepreneur, social media expert, with a team behind her, who can sign these bitches, some famous, some randoms, and get 20 percent of their money, charge the client 20 percent on top of the fee, making 40 percent off each booking, plus charge her 50k a day photography rate…or more…cashing the fuck in…while producing garbage content people fucking love because they have no taste..

So today’s subject, 15 year old Kaia Gerber…the Cindy Crawford clone the family pimps out – for the cover of some magazine Kendall is heavily involved with and the family probably owns…and the whole thing is not that offensive…because at Least Kendall is trying to have a skill…in a life she clearly doesn’t need skill in…but it’s something to do…

The funniest thing is that people are actually giving her hype reveiews for this pic…I saw it on some sites already and was like “who are these writers and why do they suck kendall’s dick”…it’s ok to call someone out for being worse than dog shit in the grand scheme of the world despite people paying her and sucking up to her – we all know the truth…she’s a zero.

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW