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2017

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Trying to convince girls from the internet to come visit you because you’re a serial killer – is harder than convincing them that you aren’t a serial killer…it’s like if you don’t tell them you’re a serial killer – they will think you’re a serial killer – but if you do tell them you’re a serial killer – they will blow off the whole thing and think you’re joking – because killers never admit to being killers – and it’s all LOLZ…

So if you want to serial kill a girl from the internet – be upfront with your intentions – she’ll think you’re funny…until you serial kill her..

NOT THAT I recommend serial killing, no one reads this shit anyway, so I can’t be libel..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Phoebe Price is the Only God I Know
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Fiona Apple’s Trump Protest
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LOHAN MEME of the Day
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Kim K’s Acting…Great…Why Doesn’t Anyone Kill HEr
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Purple Bikini Bottoms
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Olivia Wilde – Mom Tits
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Anastasia Ashley Hot Surf Ass in Iceland…..
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Patrick Stewart is Voicing the Poop Empoji
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Halle Berry is Old
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Kerry Washington Has His Face Jacked Up on Ellen….
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Ingrid Michaelson – CLeavage
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Hooker Cameltoe
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Amal Clooney is Actually Pregnant Now – I was Told This Scoop Months Ago…
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Trump’s Assassination Fail
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How to Make a Motherboard Cake for Your Virgin Nerd Friends….
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Ruby Rose – in a Suit
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American Crime Story is Doing the Clinton / Lewinsky scandal
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Skrillex – the Documentary
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Honest Trailer of Space Jam
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Check Out This Bitch’s Waist to Hip Ratio
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Whore in a Pink Bikini
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Alanis Morrisette Robbed By Her Manager Like She’s Robbed Us of Peace Knowing Her Shit Music Exists
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Rita Ora Upskirt
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The Linguistic Challenges in Making Contact with Aliens
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Giant Alligator Looks Like Dinosaur
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200,000 Sparklers at the Same Time
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Sophie Marceau Topless
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This Girl is the Life of the Party
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Some Topless Chick and her Big Tits..
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Brittney White is Black in a Red Bikini
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Revenge Sex!
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Hot Naked Girl Seflies Herself…and her Butthole…
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The WOrld’s Most QUestionable Vagina
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Naked Blonde
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Tranny Tits!
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Anastasia Ashley Hot Surf Ass in Iceland…..
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2017

19

Jan

Monster Ariel Winter Topless of the Day

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Nothing like staring at the Ariel Winter’s monstrous fat cells exploding out of her back….and ribcage the way you’d want your monstrous celebrity who was lucky she got on a hit show when she was cute…..before whatever the fuck this is happened…

You may be asking how this weird, round little troll got famous, why she matters…when looking at her breast reduced tits that are still massive with the rest of her…you’d attribute it to that but and I am going with it is some sort of troll spell she made on the producers…because trolls have magical powers…

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2017

19

Jan

Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day

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In the event you didn’t hear the screaming..the “look at me, look at me, look at me”…or “follow me, follow me, follow me”….or “like my pics, like my pics, like my pics”….coupled with the tits, the bikinis, the butt shots, the pics of dicks being retweeted…

Bella Thorne is still on social media…and using it as her marketing platform so that people know she exists enough to hire you to work in their shows…making her Florida Trash family pretty pumped

And I think she’s been wonderful this entire time…with every move she makes…I just don’t understand why she looks like a fit 40 year old…I want a damn birth certificate to confirm we’re dealing with jailbait…she’s the Obama of shameless girls on social media…prove you’re worthy…girl.

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2017

19

Jan

Dalianah Arekion in Lingerie of the Day

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Dalianah Arekion is Maurician…which is a small island off the coast of Africa…and I’ve known a few hot Mauritian girls over the years…but my most interest Maurician story..that has zero to do with Dalianah Arekion….is that I once found a Maurician restaurant in the middle of no where….I was curious and walked inside the empty, dirty, disgusting restaurant…only to be greeted by the owner, chef, pervert who along with feeding me like a king for 10 dollars….and not getting me sick with his glorious ethnic foods…despite the fact there were moldy shower curtains being used on the windows…or that we were smoking cigarettes despite it being illegal…because that’s how wild I was with my new friend….and the highlight of the dinner…was at desert when he busted out his photo albums from his trips to Cuba…that included pages and pages of his “girlfriends”…all barely 18 year old naked cuban hookers he would pay 15 dollars a day to….

He even had tufts of their pubic hair within his album…

So not only did I eat well, from a new culture, in a new place…but I also got to experience his masturbation bible, his sexual history, a glimpse of cuban hookers….

Like I said, my story…has nothing to do with Dalianah Arekion…but I like her people…plus it’s about Mauritian Sex / Sex Workers / etc…and as a model..that’s kind of her thing….so in a weird way…my irrelevance is totally relevant..

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2017

19

Jan

Scout Willis Has Shit on Her Face of the Day

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This is a good look for the Bruce Willis faced daughter of the Willis / Demi Moore ejaculating in uterus 20 years ago….all covered with shit…it’s the lesbian / hipster / feminist / activist with a trust fund way to be…

I find it funny that Rumer, who is out there singing and acting, gets shit on by the world for her hard face…

When there are others…literally shit on….with just as hard a face…

Not that you should care about these Montana raised, yet still capable of being entitled rich kids, because rich kids happen anywhere geographically when their parents are actors…

But when they are topless…or showing nipple…you should care…because hard faced or not…this type of content is lovely….but I blame my german scat fetish for that.

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2017

19

Jan

Lexi Wood is a Very Important Model of the Day

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Lexi Wood is some F List model – but she’s got a good enough face….a face that hasn’t booked any real campaign – but at least she’s trying…

When I first saw she did this low level “editorial” for an instagram account magazine – I thought “Oh Look, a Porn Star is Doing a Hipster style shoot”…

But then I discovered….she’s not a pornstar….but she is on a Private Jet flying from Maui….

Which we all know means…she’s maybe not be in porn, but she’s a sex worker, the high end sugar baby hooker…which is what all these models aspire to….

They want the rich old daddy to give them the male attention – whether in slutty shoots, or with old men…that’s the end goal.

ROMANCE….I prefer when the guy is put in the photo, unless she’s paying for the Private Jet…because modeling for no one is lucrative…

But at least she’s trying….and looks good while doing it.

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2017

19

Jan

Sofia Vergara Offered Sex and the Rest of the People’s Choice Awards of the Day

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I accidentally watched the people’s choice awards..because someone gave me an old TV and a digital antennae.

I realize that I fucking hate award shows. I realize that they are more irrelevant than they have ever been. I realize that the jokes, the people, the concept of awarding winners with ridiculously useless awards….but this one is special…it’s for the people…by the people…but who are these people who are voting…I guess they have access to the internet…probably are the robot drones you know are into this shit…the fake news people…the trump voters…

All to make these people money…terrible..

The highlight was Sofia Vergara and her tits saying “hire latinas, we do a good job, you won’t be disappointed”…like busty den mother she is..just look at how she handles that trophy…naughty…

Other hightlights…Johnny Depp thanking people for supporting him as he beats his wife…

So much garbage……in a world where these award shows don’t fucking matter…because nothing else matters..

J.Lo was there….

Blake Lively was there….

Some Pregnant Bitch was there…

Victoria Justice was there…

Kristen Bell was there….

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2017

19

Jan

Peeing Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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Hooker of the Day

Very Disturbing Video of a Kid Shooting His Class Up…then Himself…DARK

Just a Dude’s Misuse or Proper Use of the Bus…

Stealing Laptops in Texas

School Bus Takes Out a Woman

Dude Heats His Car With Propane….

Riding Bitch Seat Fail

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2017

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of the worst things to have happen is when your wife comes home from some church meeting, only to find you eating out another girl you met on tinder who is in her early 20s, and you are forced to convince her that you’re just helping her look for her keys….

It’s like let me be a man woman….

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Doctor Says YoU Shouldn’t Use Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Eggs
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Kite Surfer Unaware of Shark
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Tupac Release Date
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A Clockwork Orange Book VS Film
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The Evolution of the Range Rover
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Trash at the People’s Choice Awards No One Watches
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Ciara is Happy She Waited Until Marriage
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Crazy Pool Trick Shots
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How Louis C.K. Tells a Joke
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Updated on the Rich Girls The Weeknd Puts His Dick In
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2017

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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When looking at my wife…or 99 percent of married moms over thirty – I am always disgusted and thank the universe for letting me have sex with 20 year olds who view me as a fetish…a terrible terrible fetish…because it allows me…despite sucking at life…feel like I’ve won..

I don’t even need hot 20 year olds, stable 20 year olds, fully functional 20 year olds with all their limbs…or eyes…I just need 20 year olds…whether they are strippers, homeless, hookers, mentally broken or not…at 20….even when broken at 20…is not mid 30s and vile…

Because the real fake news everyone is complaining about is the lie they were sold when they bought into marrying a bitch and starting a family with a bitch before getting the chance to see how she’d end up..

Speaking of fake news – this is the Headline of the day: “Paraplegic lesbian midget muslim marries a pregnant artificially inseminated lesbian through a gay Imam”

Here are some stepLINKS…

Drone Pilot of the Day
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Bella Thorne Tweets Her Boyfriend’s Dick
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Crazy Pee Girl of the Day – PEEING
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Paris Jackson – Nipples
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Tupac Movie Gets a Release Date
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The Most Stairs Ever Climbed While Balancing a Person On their Head – THE VIDEO
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My edit of the Asian Dude Caught Jerking Off
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Some Bitch in a White Bikini
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Femen Protestors Against Trump With Huge Tits
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Gigi Hadid Ass in Leggings
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The Voice of Mario
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Katharine McPhee Legs…
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Chelsea Handler VS Trump….
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Kardashians are Blamed by Chelsea Handlder for Trump…
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Ariana Grande is a Cunt
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Kate Hudson Dancing on TV
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Mark Hamill Meets his Lightsaber
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Lady Gaga will be Talking Politics at the Super Bowl
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Chelsea Handler Blames the Kardashians
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Models Together at an Event
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Bryce Dallas Ron Howard Tits
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Kelly Bensimon Bikini in a Bikini
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The Most Lazy Cat Ever
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Slow Motion MACRO videos
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Zero G Experiments
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Girlfriend’s Day – the Trailer
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Lazy Cat
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Hilary Duff LEGGINGS
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Olivia Culpo Ocean Drive
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Frenchy Morgan – NIPPLES TITS SLUTS
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Judy Garland Childhood Hope To Jerk Off To
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Miranda Kerr is Boring on Set
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Classic Carrie Fisher in Rolling Stone…
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Topless Protestors VS TRump
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Adriana Lima Leg of the Day
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CJ Franco Boobs
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Fucking the Neighbor…
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Big Titty TITs
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Hot Girls Stripping
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Eating Out Pussy
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Madonna In Lingerie
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Naked Girl on the Bed…
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Naked Model of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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