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2017

08

Feb

Jessica Simpson on the Toilet with her Mom of the Day

I think the best way to start your day – is with a 31 week old picture of Jessica Simpson and her mom on the toilet together – well on separate toilets in the same bathroom…but maybe I’m just a pervert who likes mom and daughter bathroom time…or maybe I just have a stall-less bathroom fetish…like a normal person would…

Either way, old Jessica Simpson pics, always fun….here’s a new one of her promoting fitness because she’s a fitness icon…the fattest fitness icon who only got fit for a million dollar contract with Weight Watchers…sure…but a fitness icon none the less seeing as she sells billions of dollars of shitty money…

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2017

08

Feb

Pervert Pushing Up Against Women and Other Videos of the Day

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Kids Doing Wheelie’s On Four Wheelers….

Crazy Naked Man who Stole a Cab and drove through peoplr

Insane Chick Fight

Cat Steals Bacon Out of Feeder

Drunk Dude at a Sobriety Checkpoint

Ass Gets Cute Help

Drunk Old Guy Stabs His Arm…

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2017

08

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some girl was asking me to speak french to her, because I unfortunately know how to speak french, terribly, by french none the less, and I told her I will speak any language to her pussy ideally sign language….fingers first motherfucker…

I’m so romantic…

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Rumer WIllis – Black Bikini
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Branson – Obama Vacay Bromance
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Toyota Hit and Run
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200 dollar Steak VS 20 Dollar Steak…
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Sluts Like Isabelle Hubert on Social Media
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Nerd Beatbox in the Hood
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The Pizza of the Day
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2017

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was talking to a young and excitable, opinionated and pretentious, feminist who was going on and on about the Women’s march like that wasn’t three fucking weeks ago, we’re bored of her conversation….

So I said “fuck them women’s march”…”fuck women”…that’s what I like to do “fuck women” as I air humped the air…

I think it turned her own…but that could have been my round, lovely, womanly breasts..lesbians and their asymmetric hair..and one piece snowsuits they wear in the most calculated try hard way…

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Lauren Cohan Hot
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Martha Hunt Grocery Shopping
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Alicia Vikander on Set of Tomb Raider
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Gigi Hadid’s Skinny ASs
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200 Dollar Kobe Beef VS 20 Dollar Kobe Beer
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Gigi Hadid is a Fucking Racist
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Trump is Mad Spicer is Played by a Girl
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Blanca Blanco See Through
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Jamie Chung – See Through
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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Daughter is Not Dead
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Sara Jean Underwood Butt Shot
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Crushing Prince Ruperts Drop on Hydraulic Press
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Kayaker in LED Suit
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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Daughter had a Terrible Depressing Accident
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Zayn Malik Says GIG HADID is Racist
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NFL Lineman Became Giants
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Madonna Gets Twin Black Kids
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Slut in a Football Outfit
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Bust Girl is Home Alone
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Sexy Kissing
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Girls Giving Pussy Slaps
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Best Cam Girl of the Day
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Busty Girl Rubbing Wet Pussy
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Sarah Hyland in Latex for Lip Sync battle…
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Melissa is Naked
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2017

07

Feb

Martha Hunt’s Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

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I bet Taylor Swift made her do it..

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret “Angel” whatever that means. She’s one of the few Americans, because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want to make America great again. They manufacture overseas and they don’t pass the savings onto the American mall shopping people. Instead they line their pockets with the money saved with slave labor. They also import these immigrants and get them visa’s because they know the system instead of giving the work to their own people….so they may be in every mall…but they seem to shit on the American dream pretty fucking badly in the process..

Well, this one is their one American, and she’s a known Taylor Swift groupie, who Taylor Swift pretends is her friend. It’s good for everyone. Taylor looks like people can tolerate her even though she’s the worst. Martha gets the Taylor audience…everyone is happy,….until Martha gets too cocky, and Taylor needs to assert her position…by saying “you’ll go to this event, in a dress, not wearing those cheap yeast infection creating underwear, but rather full pussy exposed, and if it isn’t in the paparazzi tomorrow you’re not coming to my birthday party”….

You know…typical Taylor Behavior….that I’ve created in my crazy head.

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2017

07

Feb

Ashley Graham’s Fat Polaroids of the Day

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Ashley Graham as you know is the most outspoken of the BBW models in the mainstream. Porn’s been dealing with this fetish for a long time. Their tits are just so big. Their ability to overpower men by smothering them so exhilarating. Their blowjob skills do to the big mouths, sleep apnea neck fat, and eating training…are amazing. Their willingingness to do anything thanks to just being happy a man is horny enough to fuck them…brilliant…and their capacity for black cock in their cavernous asses thanks to large shits…a win…

I don’t know how this one became the leader of the fat is wonderful, even though science has a different story about fat, and the medical community would argue it’s actual terrible and not sexy, unless you find diabetes amputations and premature death sexy, which I do…but not on fat chicks…but on all chicks over 30 who figuratively die….

I know what this movement exists, fat girls are loud, they complain that’s why they don’t walk on the treadmill and stop eating long enough to not be fat…

But I still think the biggest movement she’s part of is her bowel movement…porker…

These are polaroids for a magazine, not a fat chick fetish mag, I think you can see nipple, if you stop staring at flesh pouring out of every possible place…

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2017

07

Feb

Scarlett Johansson in Marie Claire of the Day

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Overrated Scarlett Johannson who is in every major Blockbuster, and no one actually knows why wants you to know “Just because I’m the top-grossing actress of all time does not mean I’m the highest paid. I’ve had to fight for everything that I have. It’s such a fickle and political industry.”…..one that created a star out an average at best talent….

She also wants you to know that despite making millions she gets paid less than men – the struggle is real – but she’s smart enough to diffuse it onto real women not girls like her living some bullshit lie “women in all positions struggle for equality. It’s always an uphill battle and fight. My experience with my close female friends and family is that the struggle is real for everybody. Everyone has been discriminated against or harassed—sexism is real”

She also wants you to know that she likes talking about vaginas “I want to talk about what’s happening with your vagina. I want to know why it hates you or whatever. I want to compare and contrast notes. I want to talk about sex and all that stuff.”

I never read these things, so this is one of my first summaries of the interview that goes with the photoshoot you can’t jerk off to….

Because our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….not nearly as interesting as she used to be…which for the record wasn’t ever than interesting…but she happened…and here are the pics from some photoshoot that happened…as she promotes some bullshit overhyped movie…as she does…

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2017

07

Feb

More Grace Hartzel for Purple Magazine of the Day

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Grace Hartzel has been doing the rounds and I make fun of her for being one of those hairy not shaving feminists who tries to intellectualize or play up the fact that she is a woman and a woman like a man can not shave….fuck social norms that belittle women…fuck the patriarchy…or whatever it is that she thinks made her feel the need to shave her pussy in high school and adulthood. Was it porn, was it the low cut bikini, was it a boyfriend….or was it OTHER GIRLS or her MOM who taught her how to do it…

I WONDER…but blaming men is cool, considering I’m a man and can’t be the only man who is an ambassador of bush and has been one for as long as I can remember, I’ve made girls I fuck grow out their bush for as long as I can remember, the bald pussy trend was so homo to me, real men don’t like pubic hair…what a joke….real men just like pussy…and sometimes so much that a soaking wet bush surrounding that pussy makes that pussy more magical…to cum on…

Seriously, bros who want to fuck each other like shaved pussy, and sure it can be a nice treat, but to make it a political statement is so dumb…it’s not the 60s…when Bush was running rampent…and it’s just another example of millennials being fucking idiots..

So as I see why Bush is on the rise, it’s great, as I I never understood the insecurity hairy bitches had…or their unwillinginess to accept the comforting blanket that feels like home…that is the pillow in her panties…I appreciate girls like this perpetuating my needs and wants as a pervert…while thinking they are doing the opposite…..GREAT JOB TEAM.

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2017

07

Feb

Kate Moss’ Sister Lottie Takes a Stab at Modeling Thanks to Her Name Since That’s all it Takes of the Day

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The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is not necessarily being able to jerk off to her tit pics in magazines and tabloids, even though that would be my favorite thing about being Kate Moss’ sibling…it’s like jerking off to the hotter model girl version of yourself…and you know all porn siblings, from the Kardashians to Pam Anderson to anyone with a sex take has jerked off to their naked sister…because people are weird narcissists and genetic attraction is a thing…

But that’s not the point of this story, this is about Lottie Moss, the younger Moss sister, who is actually only a half sister, and could even be Kate’s kid for all we know, you know families have secrets….but what isn’t secret is that this one is in magazine as a model, all because of her royal sister’s career…and it must be nice to be not as cute, riding coattails, getting an audience and paid…it’s like all you had to do was be born to make it happen…solid deal..

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2017

07

Feb

Maja Krag Titty Model of the Day

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So Maja Krag..may or may not be an actual model, these are all grey area things nowadays where everyone in the world, even your mom if she’s not dead, is a model, staging photoshoots for her social media, often times more clever and funny and creative than the actual models who are in photoshoots with billion dollar budgets, because they ones who actually make it are usually hacks, and the ones who work in it are usually hacks, and the ones who think it’s a joke and mock it amongst themselves are usually into doing other things…

So Maja Krag, model or not real model, but she is from Denmark, the land of the Danish, Great Danes, teak furniture, and cheekbones…all nordic and shit…being half naked for attention which may not be the best naked…because it’s not coming from a wholesome, organic, you just walked in on her masturbating place…but desperation and eagerness are good qualities to have in a girl, it gets you what you want and the tactic has to be figuring out how to make them think you are part of their weird fucked up equation..

Anyway – decent pics cuz there’s nipple in it.

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