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2016

22

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As a Canadian, I take great pleasure in not taking advantage of our “free” healthcares, so much that when I cough up blood in the morning, as I do because I’m pretty much dying thanks to great living conditions and a good amount of self destruction – this life is not a life full of protein powder and instagram muscle flexing but rather eating cake while watching as that mindless, addictive, boring shit unfolds…I don’t go to the doctor….I just say “Take that America….” for all the Americans coughing up blood but too poor to pay the 40,000 dollars it will cost them to get antibiotics…I’m with you. in Silent blood filled lungs Protest…..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning while I die…

Ronaldo’s Gayest Fight / Foreplay of the Day
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Kanye’s Hospitalization Update…
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Flushing Sodium Down the Toilet….
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Throwback Kate Upton in a Bikini
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A Kardashian on the Toilet
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Gwyneth Paltrow Does a Vagina Impersonation
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Dave Chappelle who is not even that funny – is making 60 million from Netflix…
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Launching a Rescue Boat Fail
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Incest Enough – Story of the Day
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Dead Ed Hardy / Von Dutch Founder’s house isn’t even that offensive
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Vince Vaughn Talking To Kids…
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Cooking Thanksgiving with a Drone
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2016

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s may be a Tsunami warning in Japan, blame Trump and facebook…while I try to figure out how to get a Tsunami of Punani on my face tonight – and it’s surprising how hard that is considering I’ll put any pussy I come across in my mouth…to turn down a pussy willing to be licked is what faggots do….

Right?

Other than that…I’ve really got very little going on…I guess that would count as having very little going on but Here are some stepLINKS….anyway.

Drake Singing Taylor Swift Songs To Remind You Hip Hop is Dead
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Lauren Stoner – Bikini
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Tracy Anderson – Bikini
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Irish Bouncer Knocks a Motherfucker Out
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100 Years of beauty to masturbate to
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Megan Fox – Ass in LEggings
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Lady Gaga Dressed Like Carmen Sandiego – Tits Out ofthe Day
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Jennifer Garner’s Ravaged Mom Stomach
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Nina Agdal – Sports Bra
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Lindsay Pelas – Giant Tits
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Audi R8 Crashes
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Bears Dancing Jungle Boogie….
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Selena Gomez at the AMAs
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Olviia Munn Nipples
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Karreuche Tran – Braless
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How A Jet Engine Starts
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Em Rat Cow Topless on the Beach….
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$2 Hot Dog vs $169 Hot Dog
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Kelly Rohrbach Trying on Dresses
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Kesha’s Fat Huge Fat Tits
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Padma Lakshmi in a Bikii
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Some Zombie Proof Homes to Inspire You…
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Throwback Kate Upton Shoot
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Kanye Has Gone Full Kanye
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Nicole Scherzinger Looking Battered as Fuck
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Big Girl Kesha – Crotch Shot
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Claudia Romani – Black Mesh Outfit
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World Record Basketball Shot…
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IMPROV Pranks on Omegle
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Green Day’s Anti Trump Rally
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Always Give Your Girlfriend Warning
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Lazy Fucker
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3 Girls Sharing
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Hot Naked Amateur
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Big Tits – Cam Show in the Mall
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Big Naked Tits
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Naked Chick Spreading Vag
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2016

21

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Creepy and Large Photoshoot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the worst – and now her body matches her overall demeanor – you know an “outside reflects the inside”…unless you’re into 6 foot 3 tall bitches who weigh over 200 lbs….and I guess you probably are – because they have big tits…and can subdue you in a choke hold…PORN TO EVERYONE…

Maybe she’s not that bad, I mean she was pushing the social media thing aggressively – and was on a really solid path to be what Hailey Baldwin accomplished for the family, vapid, blonde, Kardashian endorsed low hanging fruit…while this one just went dark, lesbian, dark lesbian…who ended up in Rehab….as expected when her public life started with her dad – the guy who plays Trump on SNL – calling her a worthless pig. HILARIOUS. Because he was right.

She’s blocked me on all social media, so maybe I’m bitter, because I shouldn’t be so mad about a girl in the ocean showing nipples…I should be more like “DUDE NIPPLES”…but I can’t see past the hatred I have in my soul for these rich, useless, entitled monsters….even when they are big enough to break me.

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2016

21

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence in Vanity Fair Holiday of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is so fucking overrated…she’s overpaid, she’s over inflated, she’s over used, she’s overhyped, she’s garbage…I actually can’t stand her….

But she looked good in her nudes. Like really good. It almost validated her as the Hollywood created high paid star who keeps getting nominated for Oscars because it is part of the scam to keep budgets as high as possible so everyone get seriously fucking paid….

She’s dating Darren Aronofsky, because he was the director on a movie she’s in, and I guess she likes to fuck the boss, or maybe she’s the actual boss on the movie and he’s just the creeper who tries to fuck everyone but may stick with this one because she’s not some extra or groupie trying to get hollywood – she is hollywood and hollywood is a status thing and she’s a big deal…but most importantly she’s got great tits…

Here’s the video…of her answering a bunch of questions – where she doesn’t look hot….

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2016

21

Nov

Hana Jirickova Nipples for Magnus Magazine of the DAy

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Hana Jirickova is some up and coming model who I think is pretty fucking lovely because she’s showing tits and nipples…

I have no idea where she is from, but she looks like it is from a communist place where her parents once waited in line for toilet paper, but that has turned into a place with the most billionaires per capita, obsessed with designer clothing and all things expensive, making the girls into fucking bratty cunt who only date rich guys – especially when they are models…like this one up in her MAGNUS magaizne nonsense…

Not that I know anything about Hana Jirickova….other than her nipples…

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2016

21

Nov

Pamela Anderson in Contributor Magazine of the Day

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Pamela Anderson is getting topless because she’s a porn avenger…and thinks that porn, despite being in her own porn, is the devil, because if your porn is with your husband you got Hep C from, rather than some paid actor you’re being paid to fuck, it’s not actually porn, but art – letting you inside their world….or something ridiculous…

I think her fighting porn is more about her ex husband / boyfriend / who was the male star of the Paris Hilton sex tape….meaning both Pam Anderson and her husband were in sex tapes….were actually new age pornstars…his was Paris Hilton’s cock in One Night in Paris – developing a porn addiction where he would sit and jerk off to girls who look like Pam Anderson all clown tits and bleached hair but who aren’t 100 years old and weathered…and she got bitter…

Either way, why am I still talking about Pam Anderson, this is the kind of girl who dies at menopause.

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2016

21

Nov

Tila Tequila at a White Nationalist Event of the Day

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The interesting thing about Tila Tequila being a nazi – going to white power or white nationalist events – is that she’s not white…

I guess that’s not that interesting, it’s just a weird cry for attention from the world’s first real famous social media star. The girl who got fake fans on myspace and leveraged that into a TV show, a celebrity in the tabloids, a really shitty sex tape on her decline, a conversion to judaism, and now she’s a nazi…because social media destroys people – let this be the case study all you instagram sluts stealing Tila Tequila’s pre-nazi glory…

Once a fame whore – always a fame whore – cuz she made a life from being a fame whore…now she’s left with nothing hope it’ll happen again for her…this is what happens when you give a low level a TV show. It’s Weird.

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2016

21

Nov

Taylor Swift is way Too Pumped On Selena Gomez at the AMAs of the Day

Taylor Swift creeps me the fuck out, this is a video she live instagram streamed that I accidentally clicked on and had to download, because her little crew creep me the fuck out. Not just because of KENDALL JENNER’S REACTION WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE TAYLOR SWIFT CREW ….but because I know anyone who makes that much money off bullshit music – is fucking corrupt, evil, and a monster…

That said, drug rehab, addict and entitled whiner who will pretend it’s all a disease rather than being accountable for her own issues of being an entitled whiner – Selena Gomez – Lupus survivor so far – and self destructive little monkey…won an award and Taylor Swift, her theoretical enemy, but rather he BFF because they are all in this scamming TOGETHER….make that fucking money, strength in numbers, who fucking knows…but a competitor should never publicly celebrate like this…there’s something going on…don’t trust the rich puppets…

That said, Selena Won an AMA and she crawled out of Rehab to get it….incredible, but not at all…FINGERS crossed for Overdose…

That said, the AMAs mean nothing…and not just because I hate the American Music awards with a passion and I always have….It isn’t because I have something officially against Dick Clark or his Host Body Ryan Seacrest….it is that I have something against a poorly produced….bar mitvah caliber produced….pile of shit award show for the sake of having an award show…featuring top selling artists that aren’t actually artists…but instead just puppets making the industry richer….because they can afford to shove the garbage down your retard throat….and make you think it is good…..and make you think they are more important than they are – because they give out trophies to each other – despite already winning….

…But because these self hating puppets already won….

The AMAs are the only award show I’ve ever been invited to attend, yes make this about me, it was years ago, but still, that should show you how low grade they are – when they come to DrunkenStepfather with press passes, sure the site was big and more relevant and read, but still that’s fucking ghetto…and you’d think I’d be drawn to all things ghetto based on the girls I fuck…especially when they include me in their fun…but no, that just means they fucking suck…

Pile of shit, not an actual award, just a marketing platform. Fuck you AMAs.

Here’s Selena Gomez out of rehab winning nonsense…

Here are some sluts in attendeance….

Julianne Hough, looking like a crackwhore, which is exactly how Ryan Seacrest, Dick Clark’s Host body treated her when they dated – so it all comes full circle…

Behati Prinsloo – Adam Levine from Maroon 5’s baby momma and her mom tits are so Music Industry thanks to his very annoying music…so obviously they’d be there…

Sports Illustrated model Hannah Davis, who may be the one married to Derek Jeter’s Herpes, but that could be another SI Model, I can’t keep track of these whores – but she wore a see through dress….and it was so classy – like a Disney Princess….

TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE

Hailee Steinfeld is looking skinny – because she realizes fat is gross – and as a popstar in training – who proves how easy it is to get into the music scene from the acting scene – you can’t be gross….

Nina Dobrev – Cornrows Because She’s into cultural appropriation and mocking slavary….right?

Olivia Munn – Weird fucking face counter balanced by tits – for the nerds…she exploited to get famous in the first place – BUT SHE IS SHOWING NIPPLES – BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET NOTICED

TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne – Brought it in a bra top looking like a Child Star about to collapse and I fucking love it.

Kat Graham in a See Through Outfit – Less Fat than she’s been at her fattest…oh wait that’s Ashley Graham…same shit….chubby sluts trying to get famous…maintain famous…etc…

Chrissy Teigen’s Pussy – Not Worthy of a Post of its Own because she’s shameless, disgusting and this pug faced wallet fucking cunt – haggard and vile – has used her attention seeking so aggressively that she’s got on TV like Tila Tequila…when she should just fucking kill herself…

TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE

Manly Muppet faced – overrated rich kid model with a man voice – was the host, god knows why, oh right trying to get young people to watch as they sink into the depths of AMAs don’t matter…GIGI HADID impersonated Melania Trump….

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2016

21

Nov

Kylie Jenner’s Lame Topless Pic for Sexual Predator Tyga of the day

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We live in a world where Kylie Jenner topless and riding her sex offender who fucked her at 16 – when he was already a baby daddy – because they are rich but still fucking trash – is a trending topic on social media – because social media is fucking terrible, it is shaping the world and dumbing them down because people fucking love fake news – so much that Mark Zuckerberg has to move in and make statements about fake news – and his fight on fake news – because he is pretending that he isn’t the reason Donald Trump, when Trump himself says that Facebook is the reason he won….yet humans are still using Facebook, while protesting, instead of protesting Facebook for it being the fucking devil…

That said, it’s interesting that this puppet, the youngest in the litter – was thrown out to the black men to babysit her while her dad was becoming a woman and her mom was puppet mastering and cashing in – and if you want to see the puppet master in action HERE’S HER MOM HANDLING KENDALL JENNER and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as hand down pants riding your babysitter weirdness going on here….

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2016

21

Nov

Rachel Barnes Naked for Some Bullshit of the Day

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Rachel Barnes is some low level hooker instagram model who got lucky because of the instagram popular page in an era when only 10,000 people were using instagram – allowing her to build an audience on instagram before all the other hookers hit instagram – and competition set in….allowing her to try to polarize being a whore into being someone of substance and that made her a living, but probably not that great of a living because no one knows or cares about who or what a Rocky Barnes is….or that the once married to a Jewish guy, but now divorce and on a settlement….allowing her to not need to work…but still out there trying, because why the fuck else would she be starring in nude shoots…because you can’t polarize not being a whore forever…sometimes, when you’re near 30 and haven’t really made it past instagram, you gotta pull out them tits…because girl’s willing to do way more than get naked for this fame shit and some money…she’ll do anything she can…but those transactions are kept behind closed doors…

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