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2017

16

Jan

Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding is the Least Erotic thing You’ll See Ever

I have not been a huge fan of Margot Robbie. I get that she was hot in Wolf of Wall Street, but there are a lot of hot girls in the world, and she wasn’t even that hot…at least not hot enough to generate this career she’s pulled off..

Not to mention, since Wolf of Wall Street, she’s been not very hot in anything she does, yet she’s getting this crazy high paying roles.

A fucking Australian – taking your damn jobs – playing the hot chick – when she’s not even that hot..

Who’s fucking dick did she suck to created that situation…

We’ve seen her in the paparazzi in her bikinis, we’ve seen her in photoshoots, we’ve probably seen her naked somewhere – or maybe that was just Wolf of Wall Street…and now she’s in a role more fitting for her married, overrated ass..

Tonya Harding…

Pictures from set…are about as hot as you’d expect them to be…more importantly – they are as hot as Margot Robbie is in everything but Wolf of Wall Street..

I don’t get it, but I do find these pics hilarious and sometimes laughter is a good thing…it outweighs hot…which is a good thing for these mom jeans…

VIA Click Here

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2017

16

Jan

Daniela Lopez Osorio in Bathing Suits of the DAy

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No idea who Daniela Lopez Osorio – but I’ll assume she’s some instagram whore on the rise- trying to make it in a world of so many instagram whores – not needing to be real models because modeling agencies will sign and promote anyone with some level of following – and luckily for all these girls – modeling requires no talent – just an ability to not feel like an asshole while posing like an asshole because you’re an asshole with an asshole I’d like to stick my tongue inside to try to eat whatever she had for dinner the previous night – not because I am into shit – but because I’m into hot girls trying to make it who look like this…

So Daniela Lopez Osorio is alright

This shoot is fucking cheese….cheese I’m into eating cuz of this ass..

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2017

16

Jan

Bella THorne and Sister for Nike of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a little narcissist who loves posting slutty pics of herself for attention – because her parents taught her how important that is for her to do…

I remember when being a vain narcissist was something you were told you couldn’t openly show the world…that you’d be slaughtered and destroyed…and when people were self hating, destined for failure, self medicating, disasters who didn’t feel as hot as the models in the magazines…yet now…everyone seems to think they are hot enough for the magazines because all these ugly fat people are famous and magazines are now instagram…it’s super fucking weird….but now it’s celebrated and gets these people paid…

People that are so annoying to be around because they think they are important…when really they are just shit..

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2017

16

Jan

Anastasia Ashley’s Surfer Ass in Iceland of the Day

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Here’s a little video of Anastasia Ashley…a professional surfer with a professional ass that has taken over the internet..thanks to perverts liking fit booty….to masturbate to…because who gives a fuck about surfing in icy waters…or being fucking crazy on big waves…that’s not relatable to our fat asses sitting on our couches all day – thanks to our wive’s disability checks…

What is relatable…booty…in bikinis…that are more like thongs…for a dude like me who rememebers the early 90s…when bikinis were ill fitting one pieces and masturbating to bikinis only happened thanks to Sports Illustrated…as magazine this booty…in Iceland…has been in…

Here’s the longer version…

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2017

16

Jan

Michelle Vawer Naked for the Internet of the Day

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Her name is Michelle Vawer and she’s naked in a photoshoot. I checked out her instagram INSTAGRAM to see what I already knew…and that is that she’s got 12,000 followers…so why not get naked in a shoot to help grow that…but in her defence, in this superficial, shallow, image focused, everyone is a hot chick willing to get naked on instagram, attempting to get a head in life, based on zero talent, skill, expertise…or substance…she could have very likely had 1 million followers…it’s just hard to keep up when all they do is instagram…

That’s not to say I hate everyone being a glamour model…who gets naked…in the world..but I do hate social media, what it represents, and what it accomplishes…except when I’m into looking at tits, which I guess is luckily always…and there’s never enough hot chicks getting naked…no matter how low level, desperate, and boring they are…

I watched one of these girls have a live instagram feed the other day, it’s like cam girls who can’t cam…sitting there talking about cooking…and 400 dudes were watching thinking…”Ok so when’s the tit come out”…well the tits comes out when photographers trick them into making art…like this…art…right…

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2017

16

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian’s Nipples of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian is part of the devil tribe of brown hairy monsters who have no business being famous…but who are famous because the media and Ryan Seacrest know how to influence the retard public…pretty much destroying the little faith I have in humanity…or at least in America….

And she’s showing her nipples…

Sure she’s not dead and I should only post on her when she’s dead…because fuck these idiots… she should be dead….but she’s not..she’s cashing the fuck in just being alive and that’s wrong….

But she is showing nipples….and nipples matter when, barely, when you’re old and your family is known for being peed on….in video…

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2017

16

Jan

Maryna Linchuk Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian model…and that really makes no fucking difference in the grand scheme of staring at her tits and vagina…..on a cliff with bird…..in some magical place…creating what they consider art….

She’s been in some major campaigns….she’s made a lot of fucking money…probably more than most Belarusian models…because you know companies like Dior….ads for Gap, H&M, Versace….and even the evil Victoria’s Secret fashion show an catalog…pays..even though they could get away with not paying people…there are so many aspiring girls on the internet that will do anything just to be posted on their instagram…

None of that fucking matters…what matters is this hip to waist ration, pussy lip sticking it’s tongue out at me and big old money making tits.

She’s 29, which is old as fuck, but probably too young to remember waiting in line for rationed toilet paper…giving her an entitlement I don’t like about new generation USSR people…but she still looks good and that’s all that matters in this shallow, superficial, less content – more image world…

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2017

16

Jan

Kristin Cavallari is Selfie-ing herself in a Bikini Because She’s a Self Indulgent Cunt of the Day

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I get that when you’re a low level reality show starlet – who didn’t make the move to the actual reality show that made all those laguna beach rich kids really matter – despite all being totally irrelevant today – you see because this one quit The Hills after doing Laguna Beach thinking she had a shot at acting….LOL….

Probably already rich, spoiled and annoying…go to Laguna Beach and see for yourself…not to mention she was able to get herself a pro athlete to maintain that lifestyle…that you have to take show off to your social following who remember you from TV…so that you can monetize too…

So you gotta take that bikini selfie…mom in a bikini…vagina probably shattered…but we’ll never know thanks to smoke and mirrors….as she lives the life a bunch of lonely 35 year olds who remember her…envy…if only they could be as useless and self indulgent as this…if only they had a following they maintain…to get paid…for bullshit…thanks to the world being bullshit…

Well…it was her 30th birthday, her husband surprised her with mexico..where she had bikini opportunities to share…and it is all so dull..but happened…and her body looks good…but you can still hate her…I do…

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2017

16

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Crotch Shot VS Deliverables of the Day

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There is no doubt that in her multi million dollar contract that she’s had for over a decade – because she’s old – with Victoria’s Secret….Adriana Lima, their den mother, the grandma of the catalog, who they’ve milked harder than any Brazilian prostitute has ever been milked, including but not limited to the trannies that they’ve used in American tranny porn…..because this tranny prostitute is a “model”…and as a model…for a brand that cultivated or abducted her from her home town…is all well paid, famous and luxurious and owes her life to said brand…so that she doesn’t have to prostitute herself…at least not to anyone else…because there is no way this isn’t a crotch shot in fitness gear wearing VS..to appease her handlers…

You see sex work and model work…is the same fucking thing…agents / clients…dirty biz…where all that matters is how hot and willing the pussy is…

So here’s a selfie crotch shot…pretty eager…

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2017

16

Jan

Sasha Obama Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder if the secret service come after you when you post pictures of the President (but just for a few days) daughter in a bikini top – for the paparazzi…who after googling…is 15 fucking years old…so stop looking at her you fucking creeps…

She is but a child, a child in a bikini, but that’s the trend now. All these young girls showing off their bodies harder than their media idols…the Jenners…

The only interesting thing about this, unless you like young girls in bikinis, and you probably do, because the hormones in the food…and the way they dress…and the fact they grew up on porn…makes them a lot more like 18 year olds from when I was 18….hell she’s probably had more sex than me…I mean probably not, her freedom hasn’t really been dropped from being a target the last 8 years of her life…thanks to her dad holding the most important position in American politics that Trump miraculously won from him…

I just wonder how powerful media she was probably forced to stare at growing up will be on her. She’s got two brilliant parents, all the opportunity in the world, probably colleges begging to get her to join their faculty when she graduates high school in 3 years…YOU FUCKING PERVERTS STOP LOOKING AT HER BIKINI TOP…

Or will she become a novelty, a Kardashian, and instagram whore who plays it up for the cameras…will the Obama sisters have a TV show…one already smokes weed on the internet at music festivals…it’s not like anyone wouldn’t let them hang…I mean Obamas are cool as fuck…

Is this the first of many “beach days”….and “fitness” videos…who fucking knows…it’s just the whole world is ratchet…you might as well take her in before Friday and the decent begins…or maybe this is the decent beginning…who knows.

She’s 15…leave her the fuck alone asshole..

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