Cop Smacks a Chick
Omg – Dog Jumped Out of Moving Car – Broke Leg
Drive By Egging Fail
Handy man of the Day
Gas Cylinder Explodes in Russia Metro Station
2016
22
Dec
I went to a trendy bar – which I hate and I am suprised I was let in, but my friend needed to pick up cocaine, and knew the staff….so VIP for the homeless dude…I even got a free drink….
There were a lot of good looking girls – and I asked at least one of them if she wanted to sit on my face and tell me what they wanted for Christmas…I figured we had been talking for a minute or so and it was a good opportunity to smear my charm on her…and to my surprise…she told me I was disgusting…but took it…and laughed it off…but the group of lesbians chimed in and went into that whole safe space, misogynist, date rape bullshit…because they overheard my Christmas themed sexual harassment, which being Christmas spirited cancels out sexual harrassment….and as expected…I’ve concluded…Lesbians hate Christmas….because they don’t get filled with dick.
Here are some morning links…
What Makes Christmas Music – Christmassy
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Sluts in Sun Dresses Bending Over
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Big Sean’s House was Pretty Shitty – Good Thing he Sold It
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Is America – A COUNTRY
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NBA Player asks Girl to Show Him Her Tits
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Emma Stone in Rolling Stone Magazine
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Big Christmas Weiners
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Parrot Does the Google Sound
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Basketball Player’s Military Brother Homecoming
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HOT TITS OF THE DAY 😉
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Lazy Dog ROOMBA
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Underwater in Antarctica
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Top 10 Shows Based on Their Ratings…
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2016
21
Dec
There is supposed to be a massive leak of celebrity nudes – but I don’t care – because I don’t think naked celebs are all that exciting or any kind of miracle – they are all just a bunch of attention seeking sluts anyway – only high end, too expensive for my taste, and I’d rather look at gutter strippers naked – because I know for the price of a crack rock – they will suffocate me with their vaginas…
I left the house for a minute and realized that masturbating while Christmas shopping should be done in the changing room, not outside the changing room while waiting for girls who are barely 18 to walk out of the changing room in their new outfits for instagram…
I was going to buy my wife a Christmas gift since I am a romantic – and I live in her house for free off her disability check even though the only thing I hope she gets for Christmas is a stroke…so I figure I’ll use her money to get drunk and try to fuck girls I don’t necessarily want to fuck, because only fat girls talk to me, but will fuck because they aren’t her….
Tis the season….
Here are some stepLINKS….because it’s stepLINKS time of the Day that – the christmas time of year…
Terrifying Ripped as Fuck Girl
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Courtney Stodden is Slutting Out for Santa
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Sara Jean Underwood Tits…
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Paris Jackson Doing Some Bikini Shit
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Human Neistat Human Droneboarding
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photos
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Robot of the Day
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Jasmine Tookes – in Lingerie if you can Call it That it is Victoria’s Secret
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J.Lo and Drake – FUCKING – Living the Dream baby…
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Lena Dunham Regrets Abortion Comment
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Turkish Star Wars
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Pregnant Irina Shayk
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The Hidden Meaning of Wall-E
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Lais Ribeiro – Lingerie if you can Call it That it is Victoria’s Secret
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Howard Hughs Has a Dope House….Too Bad He’s Dead
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Liam Neeson – Auditions for Mall Santa…
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Snooki Looks Like This
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Elsa Hosk – in Lingerie – if you can Call it That it is Victoria’s Secret
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Josie Canseco – Topless
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Two Women Drive in a Hole
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Stretching babe of the Day
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Tallia Storm…in a Bikini
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Mexican Fireworks
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I JUST WATCHED THIS 18 YEAR OLD HOT MODEL I LOVE TALK ABOUT NOTHING FOR 15 MINUTES
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME for my NARRAATIVE of THIRD WAVE porno of the Day
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Two Girls – One Dildo
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Naked Chick – Anus
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Victoria’s Secret Does Santa Baby
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Cheerleader Of the Day
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Worst Porn Ever
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Big Tits…
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6 Minute Orgasm
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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Another Amazing Gift Idea – Two Drinks One Cup…
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VAPE OF THE DAY
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Glass BONGS of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2016
21
Dec
If you read the site, you’ll know that I think Ariel Winter is some kind of evil troll, with no neck, and a creepy round head, on a midget body, with tits that don’t stop growing, forcing her to get them chopped off every few years, and an ass to match….
I get that she’s on TV, but I think it’s probably more of a she was cute as a kid and the show isn’t off the air yet, so they can’t Becky from Roseanne her, you know kick her the fuck off….
I also get that as a weird exploited coddled spoiled kid – probably from a white trash fame hungry family – comes a lot of mental issues, and one of them seems to be not giving a fuck or totally strategic exhibitionism…that people get all pumped on – without realizing all women, celebs more than regulars, are into fucking on camera…they just post the pre-fucking pics…because they want to remain hireable…
That said, nothing like some NAUGHTY christmas self produced content for no reason, other than trying to be hot, getting pervert feedback to feel hot, on social media..you know cuz these people can NEVER get enough…
Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW
2016
21
Dec
Rita Ora did a cosmetics ad….and pulling out her tit is how she celebrates it….
She knows….that her tits are a huge part, if not the only reason she eixsts…
So on her last job of the year – which is amazing because you’d assume that she couldn’t land a job – other than a Rihanna impersonator on a cruise ship or giving a blow job for a record deal – but after years of using her tits to get ahead…she’s on TV, she matters, she exists, she’s got brand deals, she’s cashing in…
But based on this pic she hasn’t forgot her roots…
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2016
21
Dec
I’ve never heard of Abby Elliott, she’s apparently an SNL cast member, and I stopped watching SNL back in 1987 when I was able to get drunk in bars on saturday night, because satire for old people sitting at home, in front of a TV was less exciting than getting drunk, offending people, sometimes fucking….something I’ve been passionate about ever since…
Her dad, more interestingly, is Chris Elliot…the dude from There’s Something About Mary, or the dude with the weird Hand in Scary Movie, you know who he is, he’s been in a lot of shit…and his dad was Bob Elliott..who was some famous comedian in the 1950s…and now their legacy…what their sperm created – Abby Elliott….is showing her tits on the internet…
Sure, they are just tits, but I’d rather see her tits – than not see her tits – even if her naked is probably one of her better jokes…because her tits are a bit too real looking…if you know what I mean….
She’s an Amy Schumer friend, so the nudes are part of her being silly on the internet…rich kids who think they are funny…so annoying…especially when they look like this naked…
Posted in:Abby Elliott
2016
21
Dec
I don’t know why someone decided to screenshot his conversation with Lucy Hale showing him her tits….but it happened….the only thing of interest is trying to figure out these screenshots….now why would any dude put an emoji of a unicorn next to bitch’s name, and why is she sending him tit pics, is he her hair stylist, or a 12 year old? Seems pretty homo for a grown man to do…but I guess not as homo as screenshotting conversations to send to your boys when you get some famous chick from TV, who is on some pretty little liars show, that the kids fucking love….to show you her tits…
She doesn’t exist in my world, but for some reason came up in conversation the other day – when someone with a very reputable source…because Hale dated someone she dated…told me that Hale has Herpes…
Well after seeing these pics, it makes total sense, herpes comes to those who send nudes…even if tits aren’t nude – stop sexualizing them…
Now I can’t confirm or deny this is her, or if the herpes are hers, but I do know every pretty enough little it girl – is an opportunist liar – and in being an opportunist liar…the more relevance in the entertainment industry they have the more likely they have herpes, it is correlated, it’s a right of passage….like leaked nudes….that I can’t confirm or deny are hers…but the tattoo is the same…so I’m going with REAL…
She’s a pretty bad sexter…natural reaction to car accident -> tit pic….
Posted in:Lucy Hale
2016
21
Dec
Bridget Malcom is a skinny, drug addict looking model – who is apparently best known for doing Victoria’s Secret, but who I like to think is pretty perfect – because in a world of obesity, jacked up hormones in our food, it’s nice to see a girl still genetically inclined to be skinny as fuck, the way models are supposed to be, whether it is through starving herself, or other eating disorders or not…it still makes me happy knowing it exists and that is is possible….it is aspirational…
That said, she’s in non-nude Playboy – because apparently showing a girls naked ass, while the rest of her is naked, in various settings, but not showing nipple or cunt, is not sexualizing a girl, it’s fake art and hipster instagram branding that advertisers love, but that I think is fucking lame, because when dealing with some high profiled skinny chick like Bridget Malcom I want to see if her uterus hangs out of her like you’d assume it would due to no fat or muscle tone to keep it in place or not…I don’t need to see her long hair cover her nipples or her leg angled the right way…if anything it’s mocking us, cock teasing us, and rude…so fuck you Bridget Malcom…and Playboy…you’re rude money grubbing assholes..who don’t show assholes…
Posted in:Bridget Malcom
2016
21
Dec
Kyra Santoro is part of some movement of girls who get naked for the internet – but not for Playboy – because Playboy doesn’t do nudity – they just get girls fully nude and posing in front of, or behind objects so that you don’t see any of the nudity they are willing to show…
It’s a great and progressive for the female tribe, you know get naked on your terms, for free, to not sexualize the woman body – while sexualizing the woman body….
Because back in the day, you’d have to pay models 50,000 dollars or more to get them naked in the magazine, and now they just do it for the instagram shout out….because I doubt girl got paid shit to be used in a men’s magazine for men to jerk off to… but not really – because it’s implied nudity and there’s nothing compelling about that…it’s spread asshole or nothing for me…the cocktease bores me…
I don’t know who Kyra Santoro is, but she’s now got a post on the site as a champion of girl doing Playboy for free – for their rebrand – cuz it’s not full naked – for feminism….since feminists don’t need money, their sugar daddies have enough of that…..weird…
Posted in:Kyra Santoro
2016
21
Dec
Elsa Hosk posted this picture of her censored tits on Instagram – I am posting it because it is really fucking creepy – she is promoting some nude calendar she is involved in – for LUI magazine, shot by Victoria’s Secret photographer David Bellemere, who is a good guy to know if you want to be a nude model, a titty model, naked on the internet enough for him to shoot you and for Victoria’s Secret to notice and give you a job….
So let that be a lesson all you internet social media sluts already know, get naked on the internet and maybe one day a big brand will take you seriously and give you actual money…and I want all of you to do it – so I can see what you look like naked…
Here are the uncensored pics – because uncensored is better…
Posted in:Elsa Hosk