I drank too much tequila…and passed out on the floor…I don’t remember where I was, how I got home, who I sexted….but I know that I survived, and sometimes, that’s all you fucking need…..
As someone who drinks regularly – blacking out and passing out on the floor is a real accomplishment….
Chantal Jeffries in a Bikini
http://www.egotastic.com/2017/01/chantel-jeffries-and-alissa-violet-instagram-model-bikini-hotties” target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> CLICK HERE
The first is that when you see a fat girl and think damn she’s fat only to sit next to her and realize you’re fatter…and it doesn’t matter because she’s a girl and has an image to uphold….
The second is that trump must have Twitter stocks because without him Twittet wouldn’t exist
The third is that actors aren’t artists, they are liars and their opinions don’t matter, they just use them to seem important so that they can justify their insane pay rate for such an insignificant thing like bringing irrelevant characters to life on the screen…then they get political on top off already being the worst humans…
The world is just a bad twisted place, but at least girls still take nude selfies…
With the advent of technology, the dating apps, the self driving car, the iPhone, social media, and the computer in and of itself…the nude selfie is what it was all for….
Any dude who has fucked a girl from behind, which should be pretty much any dude, will tell you that the key to making the monster you’re sticking your dick inside more appealing, you must bend her over, get her on all fours, stick that ass in the air…like she just don’t care…and burry her troll head in the goddamn pillow…because an indiscreet or nondescript ass…while in that stance…smooths out the pocks, and dimples and vile shit you know you’re actually fucking…and if you take any pig woman, and I know if you’re fucking them, they are pig women and put her in this pose..not just an 18 year old…it will allow you to cum…imagining her as someone else..
You see, I’m not sold on Ariel Winter, she’s a troll, she freaks me out….but when she’s doing this…she’s good…she should audition for all future roles like this…it’s her look, it’s her angle…it’s the answer…and it’s probably been facetuned so that she doesn’t look like a fucking school bus with no neck…either way….good enough job…
To prove my theory that the Golden Globes don’t matter, since Hollywood is a fucking joke, a bunch of masturbating assholes sitting on too much money, lazily putting together shit that the masses consume because they are scat fetishists so long as they are told to be, fucking drone retards who just want to consume and be part of something bigger than they are….
Well, along with Jennifer Lawrence, the most ridiculous scam in Hollywood has come the movie Lala Land, that I saw won some Golden Globe awards, awarded by people who clearly never watched the movie…because I saw the movie…it was a lot of hype and someone invited me…so I figured “How bad can it be”….
Well, it’s really fucking bad….Emma Stone can’t sing, Ryan Gosling can’t sing and I guess neither can dance, the story was weaker than my ejaculation now that I have prostate issues, the song lyrics even worse than the story…about two self involved narcissists trying to get famous and choosing being famous over their “love’….and their tribute to the golden era of Hollywood, basically shat on the Golden era of Hollywood, where the song and dance came from actual professionals in the field….not some coddled Mickey Mouse Club menial actor and some bitch with a lisp….who can’t act….
I just saw Emma Stone won the Globe for her performance…it’s a fucking joke…a lie…a scam…the worst….seriously, I burst out laughing with a few other people at the climax you didn’t know was the climax until it was over…because it’s that shit….who clearly realized the dog shit we were sitting though, thank god I wasn’t alone.. and all the other drones sucked in on the nonsense were offended by us, but not nearly as I was offended that there was only one negative review on the movie…on the internet…in a Hollywood owns the media…obviously…
Then…I saw the awards come in….for Below average….shitty movies that should have never happened and I was reminded what I already know…Hollywood is a fucking scam and the general public fucking morons…I can’t be friends with anyone who thought this was a good movie…
So here I was, leaving the movie offended, only to find out that the same movie is being praised by the industry, when it shouldn’t have even happened in the first place….it’s just that bad….and not just because the SJW’s are mad it didn’t have enough gay or black story to it…but because it’s fucking bad…do not let yourself be manipulated like I was…into the Lala Land – shitty take on the hollywood story….
But look at the bitches at the Golden Globes who probably sucked a lot of dick in their soulless quest to be at the Golden Globes…as these people do…
Narcissism celebrating Narcissism Awarding movies about Narcissism….makes sense…the best thing is that there’s a guest list and it’s hard to get into the event…like people actually want to attend this shit…it looks like the worst party ever, one good for a terrorist attack….seriously…this is a nightmare to me….but here are the pics anyway
I don’t find actors inspiring, they are coddled pieces of shit and their work in the world is so self indulgent and insignificant
TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE
The man of the hour, lispy…the winner who proves the Golden Globes are an absolute scam….
Heidi Klum was there and she’s still old – but her tits are awesome (check earlier post)
Sofia Vergara was there – still has big tits…
p
p
Speaking of Tits…or as the basics call them GLOBES AT THE GLOBES…Chastain was there…
Anna Kendrick and her Werid face were there – with some weird bra harness dress…probably amazed the other overrated nerd friendly actress won for singing…when this one’s the singer…but the nice thing is her dress is making some sort of armpit pussy…good to fuck…after she lubes up with nervous sweat and tears from not being Emma Stone…
I guess Mandy Moore wanted a big reveal – with her tits…since she’s old and no one remembers who Mandy Moore is…they say the top is see through…
Jessica Biel was there…in a skimpy top – showing off them strong man legs she uses to fuck her gay husband up the ass with….
A pug and another Homosexual who feeds her were there together! From hooker to hollywood wife…
Hailee Steinfeld was there skinnier than usual…fascinating…
Blake Lively was there with her mom body – lookin’ good enough to be a homewrecker…
p
Elsa Pataky was there showing her ass in some full bottom panties…
Reese Witherspoon – New Face – Who This…
Gal Gadot – fat and jewish like the man who works at my Deli…
Some Indian was there – Dot not Feather – for Affirmative Action
Emily Ratajkowski was at the Golden Globes…a nude instagram hooker…who fucked her way into one or two movies…at the Golden Globes…talk about degrading the exclusivity and integrity of the industry…not there is any integrity int the industry…Sure I’m sure there were always hookers on the arms of people who were invited to these shows…but to let one walk in on her own…UNREAL…that said, if I was ever invited to anything fancy, and I won’t be, I’ll bring the rattiest crackwhore I can find, you know one half dead with AIDS and Hepatitis and a rash….in a fucking wheelchair…as my date…because I think that’s more authentic than this shit…Look how her mangled face is posing like it’s a vogue cover shoot on the red carpet…work it low level trash…work it…
Seriously Rat Cow Posing is Too Ridiculous..
Oh Kristin Calvallari was there, so clearly there’s no standards….
In another example of how ridiculous the world we live in is…Evan Rachel Wood wore pants…like she was Hilary Clinton and the media are pulling stories out of this from every angle…and saying it was inspiring….like you didn’t just watch a bitch in pants run for President the last two years….it’s not the 50s anymore, bitches can wear pants…bitches have worn pants to the Golden Globes before an no one fucking cares…this isn’t some revolutionary act…My god…what world is this…clickbait, fake news, lazy retards taking your goddamn selfies…I hate you…I need to find a product to sell to you…
Everything is an act of Social Justice warriors…oh and Jimmy Fallon was the host…fuck that..
People are pumped on Meryl Streep’s Anti-Trump speech, because people are idiots, mainly actors who think they have some exceptional view on the world, like they are gifted, brilliant and their opinion matters, because they are overpaid and annoying….most uneducated and delusional, yet experts who must use their voice to tell the world Trump is a moron, when the world knows Trump is a moron…but at least he’s not Hilary
TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE
Oh there are after parties…and very rich Kaley Cuoco brought her very important fake tits to them…and made sure they were celebrated…focal point…tits..
Amber Heard is a devil woman..there is something about her that is dark, manipulative, and the fact that she exists based on her acting alone makes no sense….sure, she claims a drunken addict like Johnny Depp beat her up and he probably did, actors are crazy…but she broke him…like she’ll break Elon Musk…who is caught under the spell of her pussy…and every other rich guy along the way….I mean unless she decides to go back to being a lesbian, which was convenient for media attention…when she needed it….a modern day harlot…I appreciate because she’s hot and I’d let her manipulate me with her vagina provided I was a billionaire she’d want to use for the good life also…
I was emailed these pics of Rhian Sugden…a UK Glamour Model….who by definition is known for her tits…but who has decided to flash her pussy…because everyone’s seen her tits and tits are mainstream, everyone on the internet is showing their tits, in trying to desexualize tits, when she worked so hard making a living from sexualizing tits, because exactly what the Social Justice warriors hated….objectified woman to appease men..
So she’s brought out the pussy, and despite being old…people love these Glamour Models and their big tits and are stoked to see her pussy slit…and I’m just impressed it doesn’t look like a small animal throwing up it’s intestines…like most vaginas on sex workers do….well contained, but it could use some more bush, not that cheesy bitches like this ever have bush…bush is too high concept for them…
I know very little about Keke Palmer, not because I am a racist and black people don’t exist to me, or because I am scared of black people, or think they all look the same…but because I don’t care about anyone or anything, and she’s pretty much marketed to a very different demographic than me…and I can’t keep track of all these bitches I don’t get to fuck…
According to Wikipedia she was Akeelah and the Bee ….a movie I’ve never seen. She’s been in other shit. She has a song…and all it really took for her to get household, at least as far as I’m concerned, is a see through top that showcases her nipple rings like she was Rihanna…and flashes her ass..not that she’s a household name…
The reality is that I fucking love black girls…they are hot…but I’ve never fucked a black girl, despite one claiming she wants to fuck me, but I don’t believe her, it’s probably a set up to steal my bike…well the jokes on her…I don’t even have a bike…
Either way, classy girl, I like the ass scabs, or scars, or pimples…it’s like shes’a crackwhore…my favorite..
Tove Lo is a titty flashing singer with one big song everyone loved last year…
So what better way to celebrate her year – than by posting pics of her tits from last year…even though she’s been titty flashing consistently since I first heard of her – like all girls should….you see cuz tits matter….and desexualizing them by showing them to me so I can jerk off to them is the best tactic…
When asking a girl what the strangest thing she’s put in her vagina at 40 years old…you’ll get all the answers you’re looking for…the obvious carrot, cucumber, banana, candles, handheld mirror, toothbrush, etc….and when you ask them when they did it…they’ll all say they started at the age of 14 or 15 and have been pretty constant with it…
But when you ask an 18 year old what the strangest thing she’s put in her vagina, she’ll just say a dick…
So why is it that at 18, they’re only comfortable admitting to fucking dick…but at 40…the same girl will tell you all the things she’s put in her pussy…and sometimes in both her ass and pussy…from when she was before 18…..
I think it’s the only magical thing about 40 year old women…they finally tell the truth before it’s too late…it trying to be as hot as they were at 18…but were too shy to own it….
