2017
06
Jan
Morality Police Catch Adultery in Car
Two Girls Get Slammed by a Truck and Survive
Snow Removal Tractor Takes Out a Woman
Interesting Place to Nap…
Naked Woman VS the Mean Streets
Giant Spool on the Highway
Fight in the Internet Cafe
Kicksled Urban Stunts….
Jeep Fail….that Ends With Death…
2017
06
Jan
I’ve been swiping on TINDER…I only get really fat girls…who I know will never get skinny, and who I know have embraced their fat, so instead of being basic like everyone else – and calling them fat, or making fat jokes, because I’m not an asshole..even though I am an asshole…I tell them they aren’t fat enough…and give them a complex, trying to make them at their state of fat feel inadequately fat….and that they need to fatten up to stand out amongst all the other fat girls…to be different, to be hot, to be worth jerking off to…because fatter is a fetish and current weight is just gross….
So even their being ridiculously fat doesn’t make them stand out as the loud, lazy, over-eater they are….and they need to work harder…something fat people don’t like doing…as they’d rather just sit on the couch eating cake….but apparently they don’t even do that right…except when it comes to eating cake…
All this to say…..it’s been a Friday of broken dreams so far…too cold to be hungover…but I’ve eaten one breakfast burrito already…because I’m Mexican…and I’m pretty confident I may die of that heart attack we’ve been waiting for….
Here are some stepLINKS
Mascot that Trolls Mariah
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The House that Pete Sampras Build
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Hot Kate Beckinsale Behind the Scenes
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Paige Watkins is Hot
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How Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Bang
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Megyn Kelly Will be on the Today Show….
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How the NES Zapper Works
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I am very into this Televised New Years Countdown
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Some Pictures of Dangerous Crossings
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Mariah Carey Hot Tub
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Bullet in Super Slow Motion
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All Time Knockouts
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Bieber’s New Dog is Very Important
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2017
05
Jan
A Tinder girl told me that I spend a really long time drawing out a really bad joke….and that was based on a series of 3 messages I sent her about our romance….I wonder what she’d think if she saw the site and the 12 years, 40,000 posts dedicated to drawing out this really bad joke…I bet she’d find me pathetic…and that’s a good thing…because I only like girls who can’t fucking stand me…they are a challenge…too bad I am too lazy for challenges…but if I wasn’t…that’d be the key to my heart…
Luckily for me….finding girls who like me is like finding bald pussy on a nudist beach…it just doesn’t happen….but unfortunatley 99 out of 99.1 girls who hate me..won’t ever let me fuck them, or even see them naked…so I remain alone…..but married…but she’s the fucking worst…enough about…here are some steplinks to stick your dick in like it was a 19 year old…only they are links..just links…that you click…….
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Terribly Acted Movie Scenes
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Kim K’s Ho Stroll – is back
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Kate Beckinsale BTS
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Australian Golfer In Her Bikini
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Drew Barrymore’s Show About Cannibalism…
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Katharine McPhee Bikini
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Nicole McLean Panty Flash
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Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Camila Morrone in Underwear of the Day
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Nicki Minaj is Single
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Joanna Krupa Paddleboarding
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The Dude WHo Owns Coachella is Anti Gay Climate Change Denier
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Virtual Reality Blooper
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Lego Nerf Gun
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Some Slut Named Olivia Culpo
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Elsa Hosk Naked in LUI
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Stella Maxwell is Fucking Kristen Stewart and Looks Hot
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Topless Ashley Graham
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Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are Creepy as Fuck
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Kylie Jenner is Slutty
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Topless Ashley Graham
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Jesus Gave Chris Pratt his First Break
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Leo’s New Pussy
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No Wait – He’s Still With Waterhead
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Drone Up a Mountain Erotica
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Naked Yoga
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The Perfect Woman
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She’s Not a Real Nurse
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Amateur of the Day
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The Pet in Porn Compilation is Amazing
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Naked Driver
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Big Fucking Tits
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Cheesy Nude Shoot of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2017
05
Jan
Here is Fergie in a bikini…and I am the kind of guy who looks at girls in bikinis and thinks “Oh yeah”….like the KoolAid mascot…but I’m not the kind of guy who looks at girls in bikinis and thinks “I NEED MY DICK IN THAT, I WANT MY DICK IN THAT”…not because I am gay, but because I get more out of looking and thinkin “Oh Yeah”…thank dealing with all the headaches that come with women you have sex with – not that having sex with Fergie is an option…but based on her being a celebrity, even if it was ,it would be a nightmare…the worst…
So staring at her ass…in a bikini…is a win….because of her pose…look at this pose…this is a crazy pose…the kind of pose her kid would stare at and be truamatized by…turning him gay… and that’s all I have to say about that…
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2017
05
Jan
I am a huge fan of skinny models, I fucking love skinny, but even this is too skinny, something I’d never think was possible….and actually isn’t possible, but when I look at her non existent ass and pussy lips hanging out of her because she’s got no muscle or fat to keep it all in….I think…the media will slaughter her and her skinny limbs because the media loves fat chicks…
Sure, I like my skinny chicks more meth scabbed and weak looking, pale, bags under their eyes…to weak to run from dying…but model skinny is alright too….
This is what she gets paid for, doing it for free…magic…it’s all magic…
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Posted in:Romee Strijid|SFW
2017
05
Jan
Here are the cover girls of the latest issue of V Magazine….The very important Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone…
It’s some bullshit tattoo scene where you can see the most important model of them all…Kendall Jenner with her panties pulled down for an ass tattoo…because she’s the kind of girl who will let anyone brand her just so long as it gets her paid or a stamp of approval that allows her to really believe she’s an actual model…because she is an actual model….the world has created her and made her one…dreams do come true when the world is a bunch of fucking groupies…who will attach themselves to anything with money….fascinating…
But not as fascinating as the story that one of these models (lara stone) send me legal letters to take down her pics…something I find wonderful…
Update – Lily Aldridge got in on this shit…
Posted in:JOAN SMALLS|Kendall Jenner|SFW
2017
05
Jan
Hayden Panettiere’s got shit on her face…and it’s hot for you scat lovers….who wish that it was your shit on her face…because you’re romantic…
She’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it women always create issues…especially entitled rich person whining about the depression of having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and pussy, but not really when your baby daddy is 7 foot tall massive russian…with a cock bigger than a baby….
It only gets worse, but thankfully, you are rich, a coddled baby who was raised by a trashy plastic surgery ridden soap star, you can take yourself out of your life and kick it at some resort with other rich people….who are self involved whiners blaming their drug use on “disease” or whatever…and do therapy to try to find meaning…
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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|SFW
2017
05
Jan
TAYLOR HILL, IMAAN HAMMAM & ANNA EWERS are naked and cuddling in Vogue magazine because this is fashion and this is how fashion works…you can’t have fashion without a body…and I don’t really like that they aren’t doing a pussy eating train….that you would expect they would do when they are on those paid trips these rich guys hire them to go on…you know the yachts off the Coast of Greece, or wherever else they end up going…and it’s all so magical…but not publicly….that’s all for the snapchat stories…not the covers of magazines…you gotta keep that shit classy….and high class…and luxurious…it keeps your escorting rates higher and your trips better…
Posted in:Anna Ewers|Imaan Hammam|SFW|Taylor Hill
2017
05
Jan
I read that Kylie Jenner Regrets Talking About Using Sex Toys on her App to promote her app….because that’s what these shameless girls do…
And the fact is that when a 15 year old dates a 30 year old who has a baby with a hooker, the same girl his brother has a baby with…they are going to be sexual deviants….and throw in a fucked up family that built their empire on a porn tape in a porn era…they are going to be more open or attention seeking when it comes to sex….and I don’t think toys are a crazy thing, or that Kylie inserting things in her ass, while taking black dick in her pussy, I just think using the fact that she uses toys for attention is funny, typical, and expected from this sexed up youth…it’s like her life is in her underwear on social media…bitch better be doing next level things in the bedroom behind closed doors, because if she doesn’t some other doughy bitch will…and then she’ll lose both her man and her father figure…because her dad’s in the bathroom shoving the same dildos she is, in his cunt…
FASCINATING…
Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW
2017
05
Jan
Robot woman….has been lent out to other brands to model…because VS is trying to recoup their investment on Josephine Skriver – the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab…very very expensive…the first prototype always is….you just breaking even when you use the technology developed on her on other girls…building out the army
You probably don’t care about Josephine Skriver, or know her story, but those of you who do have heard this romantic story…that is great for the media and PR…something people talk about…and that story is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time….so they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business…is less sellable and creepy…
But billion dollar businesses are all fucking creepy….
Here she is in some skiing fetish erotica..that is not erotic…unless you have a ski fetish, and when ski suits are the bikinis of you town…it can be erotic…it’s like some 80s or 90s ski magic when tight ski pants were everything…
Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW
