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2017

09

Jan

Heidi Klum Killer Tits on a Balcony in Miami of the Day

These were likely shot from a super zoom that softens up her old lady features….like scars on her tits from the implants, or the lift, because she’s 50 years old and a mom of many black babies with Seal who’s kiss of a rose is actually his massive cock…that probably destroyed her over and over again until their dozen kids happened as a bi-product of all the fucking…

The amazing tits she’s busted out in Miami because she’s old, European and shameless – because tits get seen…on an amazing body that doesn’t make any sense…still has her pussy hidden because there’s no way that shit survived the storm that’s been her career and personal life..

But the tits…there’s no way these are natural, this perky and hot…I mean there is one way…the Nazi program of creating the superior race….genetic modification at the expense of the Jews who employ her….that’s the only thing that makes sense…

Here are the pics…from the paparazzi…about 10 years too late…but reminiscent of paparazzi pics of the past I’ve loved….because they feature tits!!

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2017

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you’re on public transit and you feel something rubbing up against you….and you think it may be the girl next to you – only to look at see it’s some homeless looking street kids dread locked rat tail…just a singular massively long dread lock….tickling your neck…you remember why you don’t like public transit…

To make things worse, the girl next to me was talking about the term social justice warrior and how it is a disparaging term – that is a way of making fun of people with compassion and the luxury to do something about it – because ultimately they just care about the cause because they are people that are exposed to all these global issues…they think they can make a difference with….

And I was thinking what a waste of huge tits, talking about social justice warriors instead of being one in the form of a self proclaimed Slut or sex worker…using those big tits and vagina to be empowered…big tits I kept staring at until she noticed and make a big deal about it – as self proclaimed SJW’s do….

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Emma Stone Got High at Disney Land
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Ryan Reynolds Wants an Oscar for Deadpool
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Supergirl of the Day
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Daisy Lowe in a One Piece
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Free Throw Throw of the Day
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Very Big Reddit Engagment Ring for a Big Black Woman
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Lindsey Pelas Big tits
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Workout Fails – Compilation
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Bitch in a Silver Dress
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Bella Hadid PANTY FLASH
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Ben Affleck’s Mystery Woman is a Sober Coach
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikinis
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Fergie At the Beach
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Elsa Hosk – VS Model – VS Modeling
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Taylor Hill – VS Model
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Kate Middleton Topless is Sending Someone to Jail
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jessica Lowndes has tits
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Famous Sluts
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Josephine SKriver for Victoria’s Secret
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Kelli Berglund – hot
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Slutty ctor
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Nate Berkus Hollywood Hills…
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Pets in Amateur Porn
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Tapping the Keg the ANUS way
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Kinky AFter Class
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Big Tits in a See Through Bikini
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The Perfect WOman
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Random Naked Chick
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Girl in the Shower
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2017

06

Jan

The Bella Thorne Crew Doing Pilates of the Day

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Not only does my pathetic pervert ass know who Bella Thorne is….as a personality, actor, child star, jailbait, exploited by her parents to become the next LOHAN…nothing wrong with that….because Stage Parents just have a dream…an ego…a delusion and an understanding of ROI on bringing a girl into the world who can make the family some motherfucking cash…not that this one makes that much cash, but she has a lot of followers, so she must…

Well, I also know she’s back on vacation, and her and her girls had so much fun – they decided to run to a pilates class together – because that’s how BFFing works….especially when the BFFs are famewhores trying to ride this one’s coattails like I want to be ridden by her….hard.

But scammers need company to continue the scam…to make it more believable…to give it some layers…otherwise it’s just slutty selfies…and there’s more to her than slutty selfies…she also does pilates….I think they call it the long con…ans I don’t even believe she’s actually 18…but I like the storyline…it makes her hotter…

The pic of her selfie-ing is just too much…these girls these days are fucking nuts…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

06

Jan

Hilary Duff in Cosmo of the Day

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Hilary Duff is the most recent covergirl for Cosmo…where she is sharing the cover with very important sensational stories like “YOU COME FIRST – HOTTER SEX FOR YOU”….and “Turn -On Tricks, OMG FOREPLAY, BIG-O Shortcuts”…..and “Dates from Hell, you’ll LOL at these Effed-Up Stories”….and my favorite “Gyno News – A controversial new cure for cramps”….

Silly content, recycled content, I mean how many sex tips can a magazine give to horny sex crazed women – month after month – issue after issue – before you either run out of ideas, exhaust the same idea since there’s really only 5-10 moves in sex, but yet Cosmo manages to continue, girls still buy into this shit….and the real question is how many of them masturbate to the magazine, like it’s a porno….or if that’s reserved for teen boys sneaking their sisters magazine into the bathroom…

Either way, a photoshopped DUFF, is a dramatic looking DUFF, but the rest of the pictures are so fucking boring…

The only exciting thing is that she says she’s obsessed with MAUI, so if you want to plan her abduction, as you probably do because you are her fan and her fans are fucking weirdos, just move to Maui with all the rich hippies…and wait at the airport for her return….it’s the long play, but you best chance in seeing her and her thick muscular legs do squats in a bikini…I mean unless you count paparazzi pics, in which case… CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE HER RECENT NON MAUI BIKINI PICS

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

06

Jan

Rita Ora Topless in the Bath of the Day

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In totally uninteresting news…Rita Ora took a bath…to wash the whore off of her…but unfortunately for her…you can’t wash the AIDS off of you, but it’s not a death sentence, and is just the cost of doing business – when you’re a prositute who only exists because she was strategic and calculating when it came to the penis she inserted….from Calvin Harris to a Kardashian….she really climbed the weirdest ladder to become the next Rihanna – only to never become the next Rihanna….but she gets to go to cool parties with important people…and she had a record deal and now hosts tv…but most importantly, stays true to her overall hustle…but publishing videos of her in a bath….only this is obviously the watered down version of her….the official Rita Ora, the one all the record execs know and love would be filming herself insert things in her asshole on video. I guess she just left that part of the video out.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

06

Jan

Doughy Kylie Jenner Rape Fetish Paparazzi Pics of the Day

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All girls have rape fetishes, yet are the first ones to whine about rape…weird….well here’s Kylie Jenner being man-handled by a black man like she likes it and she’s all Oddly shaped, weirdly injected, 19 year old who looks 45, is getting man handled by her 30 year old boyfriend who’s cock she’s clearly addicted to, and that she’s possibly trying to make herself look like her evil porn sister Kim, despite not having the same ethnic roots, but you don’t need genetics to make you look like that, you can just use injections, all the girls are doing it…all thanks to people like Kylie…inspiring…the youth to be just as garbage as her…

I can’t imagine how broken, damaged, fucked up she is…growing up as a media whore’s daughter who got whore at a young age, getting money thrown at her, and behaving the most disgusting way….

I also can’t imagine what she’d look like if she hadn’t jacked her body up into this porny looking thing…that at 18…should be hot without all the work…it’s one of the rules of 18 year olds..even the fat ones are firm…but this shit…this is just odd…

Here’s some more of her…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

06

Jan

Camila Morrone Young Entitled Tits has a Booty of the Day

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Camila Morrone is a busty and apparently big booty squeezing into shorts…LA rich girl who is basically a Gigi Hadid….trying to take her Argentinian tits to the top.

Her mom is named Lucila Solá, who is apparently dating Al Pacino. She’s 37 years old, so it’s safe to assume that this Cami chick is barely 18…despite what her tits are telling us….which would probably explain why she wants to be famous and leverage that body, but if you ever leave your house, and I try not to, every single girl is doing this instagram bullshit hustle..so when you’re rich and hot and have access to paid jobs around the world so you can pretend you’re a model…it becomes more important than college…

I mean her mom was making babies in Argentina at her age, so that she could work her way to eventually land a real American celebrity…

This showing tits…awesome tits…like the Gigi Hadid of 2017….as people like giving these rich kids job….is not a bad thing…it’s a boring thing, it’s an obvious thing, it’s an unfortunate thing…because I like girls who aren’t Al Pacino’s stepdaughter getting work because they actually need it, rather than spoiled brats…but this isnt about me…it’s about young tits….the only thing that matters.

HERE ARE SOME CATALOG PICS OF HER IN LINGERIE….

Posted in:Camila Morrone|SFW

2017

06

Jan

Daisy Lowe is Great in a One Piece of the Day

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I don’t know whether I like the daddy issues that I know she’s got – after being raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission – who understands if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…except maybe the kid, because sure money and connections is one thing, it helps but not having a dad in your formative years and having Gwen Stefani as a jealous step mom when you finally connect something no one deserves…but is something that probably leads to hot sex.

Either way, Daisy Lowe is older now, in the one piece now, and I’m loving it – because a bathing suit is a bathing suit is a bathing suit…I love them all….

Posted in:Daisy Lowe|SFW

2017

06

Jan

Sofiia Chuprikova Nude Phootshoot of the Day

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Fist time post Sofiia Chuprikova because she’s not very famous, she doesn’t have a very big following, but she looks amazing and deserves the love all these instagram girls eventually get if they continue to do nude photoshoots for photographers addicted to taking nude pics of girls – any girls – so long as they are girls who get naked….and I love nudity…not for some weird spiritual reason, you know that whole cleansing your hippie soul and being free, but because I am a voyeur and a voyeur needs an exhibitionist, and an exhibitionist is usually a narcissist on a mission to be more important or successful than they are…strictly based on their looks..and ability to get naked in photos…and thank god for that…because this is the kind of thing I need and in case you didn’t know…this is all about me…

Seriously, if instagram or social media never happened, think of all the vaginas I wouldn’t get to see, and all the nudity I had access to would be gutter porn – that always existed – and physically going out and seducing women…or going to some nude beach….which in both cases doesn’t star girls like Sofiia Chuprikova..the Russian Queen….but rather girls you don’t want to see naked, but have to see naked because it’s all you can get…and bad naked is better than no naked.

This is all so confusing.

Posted in:Sofiia Chuprikova

2017

06

Jan

Love Magazine Advent Calendar’s Still Going of the Day

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So Love Magazine has put together one of their most flimsy, lazy garbage Advent Calendar, pretty much the biggest thing they do all year, and because everyone is a fame whore – attention seeker, even the people with big audiences, who need content and promotion to help take them to the next level, and Love magazine has just the right formula for that…the Advent Calendar…that they are still posting content up around…well into January, despite the holidays being over, because milk this as hard as you can, beat that dead horse with your dick, and try your damn best to carry this video a day thing, make that Youtube money, especially when you have girls who have the following willing to spend the 14 mins it takes to film these things…

Well, the January edition of the Love Magazine Advent Calendar that keeps bringing content includes….my favorite – GEORGIA MAY JAGGER:

SI Model Hannah Ferguson…..

Daisy Lowe….the daddy issue big tits…

Nina Agdal…the Leo DiCaprio retard head..

I guess they didn’t make the cut for the actual advent calendar, but January is still a month and there are days in said month and people are still on the internet…and willing to watch…..and model and fake models are willing to be in these videos…so why ever stop it…just video a day this shit….cuz despite sucking they are still worth watching….half naked it girls from the the last 20 years…I’m sold…but it takes very little to sell me…the other day I stared at a shadow on my wall because it looked like tits…

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