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2016

14

Dec

Rita Ora Intense Outfit of the Day

Rita Ora finally got a job…in fashion…because I guess the music industry didn’t work for her…but we should take a minute to celebrate how far big tits you’re willing to show off can do for you and take you….from record deal to hit records no one has heard…to work VISAS in the USA….and now to judging models on TV like she knows anything about models…all while running an endorsement deal she’s finally closed with a lingerie company – which make sense cuz of her tits…tits that are part of the ad deal and that she’s showing off while doing appearances for the lingerie company in something you’d expect her to wear to her castings…not out in public…TITS!!! That will never be Rihanna…but wish they were Rihanna…and tried real fucking hard to be Rihanna….but remains tits…which is really at the core – all that matters…

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2016

14

Dec

Hilary Duff on Her Knees of the Day

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Hilary Duff has fired her trainer, or maybe he’s still training her, but she’s kicked him out of the bedroom, but still has the ability to get on her knees, all thick and strong, build like she lifts bro….

I would like to figure out what the story behind her having sex with her hired help is….is she a recently divorced pervert who is forced to fuck the staff – because she’s busy and they won’t say no to her…..Is this how power tripping works…or is it convenience…or is she just the kind of girl who gets horny as fuck in the gym and just can’t contain herself and is like a slave owner who fucks what they own because they own it…

Or did the dude run the fuck away because he didn’t want to be owned – and her celebrity life was too annoying to deal with – because celebs are the fucking worst..egos, babies, brats, the worst…

But staring at her on her knees is ok..

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2016

14

Dec

Victoria Justice Topless Shoot of the Day

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Victoria Justice is the bootleg Arianna Grande – because Grande was the support staff on the Victoria Justice show – and the Victoria Justice celebrity pretty much ended there – while homie Grande – who you know this once can’t stand – put on way too much fucking make up and made herself a famous popstar – because that’s just how life works…

But at least Victoria Justice can still get topless for photoshoots, people still care right, people still know who she is, Disney or Nickelodeon – that shit is legit…right….probably because people are perverts across the fucking board – because dudes may like looking at nudes, but clearly the bitches in the nudes are well aware they are nude when the pics are being taken…you know…it is a two way street here…

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2016

14

Dec

Guess the Ginger Ass in a One Piece of the Day

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Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works.

THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right…

We don’t like 40 year old ass, but this is a fake tabloid – so let’s document it….and really after three kids – asses shouldn’t look like this…

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2016

14

Dec

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini of the Day

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Katie Cassidy is David Cassidy’s daughter. David Cassidy is from the Partridge Family. Assuming they grew up together – and he wasn’t just a sperm donor with a child support check signature – she was probably raised amongst kids who had parents who were actually relevant in the industry…you know as her dad couldn’t get work thanks to being type cast….and based on her ass in a bikini…who fucking cares about her childhood, her rich person problems, or how she gets to live a life of bikini clad luxury…who cares about how old she is..because…the your “You’re dad was in the Partridge Family, loser, my dad is Caitlin Jenner”….bullying that only happens in Hollywood….doesn’t change me imagining all the things that have been inserted inside this ass…even if it’s the cause of it….

I am not going to pretend I know anything about this girl – other than her ass..because I’m lookin’ at it.

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2016

14

Dec

Gigi Hadid Overpaid to be Naked in Shoes of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is unfortunately sitting at the right table, thanks to being born into the right living room, making her something that brands want to attach themselves to, not even because she’s hot, or interesting or compelling, but because the media talks about her, she’s got following, she’s hosting shit, she works with other brands, and they want in on the action, or association, it’s good marketing – to people who are lazy, have a lot of money, don’t feel the need to revolutionize anything – content or otherwise and just go with the same old shit, different overpaid girl people like, that they get naked in their shoes, so that the people on set get to see how much of her inner lips stick out of her outter lips…or if she’s just a slit, because if you’re paying a clown to play at your party, you should be allowed to jerk off to it…or fuck it…where are the Behind the Scenes outtakes this photographer has and has shown his friends and why am I not the one seeing it…because as we know GIGI’s pussy – may not be golden – but is worth gold – thanks to being born rich…and the obsession with her needs to end…because I can’t take more materialistic rich girls of instagram being taken seriously – they are jokes…treat them as such…

It’s nice to know that with all she has – she offers or gives back zero…the way it’s supposed to be when you’re a greedy asshole..who think you deserve what you have..

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2016

14

Dec

Nadja Bender in Vogue Mexico of the Day

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Nadja Bender some model with a great named, because I like benders, so much that I like to make them more a lifestyle than an actual bender, but they’d be a bender to normal people, because they’d either die or end up homeless because managing life on a permanent bender wouldn’t work…unless you were unemployed loser cockroach who hasn’t died yet – like me….
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I also like her name because BENDERs are the only kind of girls you should deal with, other than rigid half dead bitches, you want a girl who can human pretzel hard enough to eat her own pussy, it’s 90 percent of the reason I stand outside Yoga studios with a dog leash and fake tears on my face asking the girls walking out if they’ve seen my dog…you know get them in their emotional core…and fuck them while they are on all fours…downward dog may not be my dog – but it will make me feel better about things…

I don’t know if BENDER is a BENDER on a BENDER – BUT YOU would like to BEND Her and here are her tits.

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2016

14

Dec

Estella Warren Tits of the Day

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Estella Warren was a huge Canadian Sports Illustrated bikini model, but now she’s 37…and looked 37…a few years ago, but I guess she pulled it together….

Straight from the mean streets of Peterborough Ontario….she’s done so much in modeling, and she’s back with her pre-40 year old tits…

The highlight of her life isn’t her tits at 37, it was when she was arrested after hitting 3 parked cars….resisted arrest….slip out of her cuffs….and get recaptured…all while wasted…100,000 dollar bail was set and she was sent to rehab for 6 months…and that shit is gangster…girl gets fucked up….and that kind of thing is exciting…but I’ve always liked crazy rich girls with deep rooted issues who get fucked up to deal with them…but usually more into them when they are poor as fuck sex workers…but models are the sex workers to the really rich – so I guess it’s all the same.

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2016

14

Dec

Alexandra Agoston in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Alexandra Agoston is a a 26 year old model who was scouted at 15 in Paris…which if you’re into the To Catch a Predator shit would get you in trouble, if the office you recruit her to meet you at for her sizing involves a cage, duct tape, sharp objects, rope an a video camera, unless you’re clever and say it’s Fashion baby…in which case naked 15 year olds is ok..

She’s not 15 anymore, but her model ass is in bathing suits for some bullshit and I encourage bullshit – I perpetuate bullshit because I am bullshit..and so is everything else.

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2016

14

Dec

Taylor Hill for Love Magazine of the Day

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Hey Love Magazine Advent calendar – what kind of shit did you spew today? What is today’s garbage video with some well followed working model that no one actually cares about but that the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret, or the Jenner / Hadid factory created? Tell us creative geniuses what you put together with HYPE WILLIAMS ….

Oh shit…get her in lingerie in a studio on a white wall – and shoot her from a few angles and create the laziest garbage ever. No story, concept, vibe – nothing….and you can’t even jerk off to it…unless it you are weird and you are..

I only post this because I am not producing videos, and I rely on judging other people’s content and hating it…to make a site full of shit….no one cares about….

But I still think it sucks….and that Victoria’s Secret videos are higher concept than this…and that is terrible..because that mall brand is the worst…good body though…

Here she is for Vogue exercising anymore…

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