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2016

Sep

Taylor Swift at a Birthday Photobooth of the Day

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So some model named Liberty Ross had her 38th Birthday in Friday and Taylor Swift was there…where she tapped into her media training and her being Taylor Swift…the aspiring model because when you’re sitting on a 200 million dollar a year business, and you have been for a long time, you start to crave things beyond commercial success like being seen as a sexy bitch like all her model friends…who she shadows and tries to emulate because she’s tall, she’s thin, she’s got long legs, they aren’t hotter than her, she’s got breast implants and most importantly…she’s publicly had sex, not the public sex we’d like, but in the media she’s been linked to so much cock that has slid in and out of her on the regular…that she polarizes with songs of heartbreak rather than embracing her inner slut…even in an era of no slut shaming allowed…

Well…this video…is from the birthday photoshoot with an irish hair stylist…and the blowjob face pose is my favorite because we know girl knows all about that..

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2016

Sep

IMPORTANT YOUNG STARLETS at the Teen Vogue Hollywood Party of the Day

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Teen Vogue had a very important party…because they are a very important publication that shapes the teens of today…to make vapid social media hookers and sugar babies who want to afford all the nice things in Teen Vogue of tomorrow…very important…

I went to their site to see what inspirational articles they are writing…things like “Harry Styles Just Debuted Three Hairstyles at Once”….”Why Virgos Resonate So Much With Beyoncé” and “Taylor Swift Has BANGS Again”….

Fascinating, inspiring stuff, but far more lucrative than some pervert posting pics of the slutty girls in attendance…on the red carpet of the event…because they were paid to showed up…

Ariel Winter Big Fat Girl tits…

Sarah Hyland Creepy Face Tits…

Greer Grammar in Shorts

Rebecca Black…Friday Singer and her Very Important Tits…

Barbara Palvin…

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2016

Sep

Naked Women Posing and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Who Can’t Get her Newports

Girl VS Football to Face

Woman VS Mall Vendor She Robbed

Performer Checks Dude Penis Size

Fat Man VS Wedding Car

French Teacher and her Big Tits of the Day

Taxi VS Dude at Airport

Watermelon Carving in China

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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am hero….this was the weekend of saving…

On the way to the bar I saw some older black person pushing his bike, probably fucked up on drugs, because he toppled over and landed on his head, cracking the motherfucker, but because I know that black lives matter, I called 911 and told them motherfucker was out cold and bleeding…911 they were trying to get me to talk to him and find out his name…and I was like “let’s call him motherfucker on the sidewalk with the cracked skull”…either way…the ambulance came, I didn’t get his aids or need to talk to him…but I was the hero…

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Bitches Beer and Burgers…
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Making of the Murderer Steve Avary in Engaged..
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SUV Towing Two Cars
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Interracial Fight in Baltimore
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Hailee Steinfeld Midriff…
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Angelina Jolie Leaked a Video of
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A Bunch of Hot Huge Tits…
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Ellie Goulding Thick Leg
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Lady Gaga Nipples Confirm
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Lady Gaga’s New House…that Frank Zappa lived in..
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like that I am starting to see feminist merchandise popping up…from coffee cups to t-shirts to condoms…to vibrators and porn…because I am sure these are all initiated by a group of dudes who were like “let’s make feminist merch, women love to shop”…and woman are eating it up because feminism is a MEME, it’s the new Gangnam style, it’s trendy…and with all trends comes commercialism…

I also like the no bra thing these feminists are into, don’t sexualize the tit because I said so, even though we all sexualize the tit but I also like big tits in a bra that is too small…so I am torn….

Not as torn as the girl I was talking to who was trying to explain to me that she didn’t have a vagina..and that men shouldn’t view her as having a vagina or being just a vagina…even though we all know she has a vagina…so I asked if she had an anus…because when the vagina can’t play…there’s always another way..never shit in a Gift horse’s mouth…if it’s in your bed…with or without vagina that is available to you depending on how feminist she’s feeling – you have options..

It’s the weekend…and I advise you knock up a girl you don’t give your name to..because the world needs more deadbeat dads to keep the cycle / funnel of hookers going…

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Lingerie…
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Lady Gaga buys Frank Zappa’s House
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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
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Serena Williams Tits at Fashion Week
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Kylie Jenner – a Monster in Leggings
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Aimee TeeGarden is Worth Fucking
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Fishing for Lionfish with a Glock
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Fox is Airing Every Simpson’s Episode in Chronological Order for 13 Days
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Behati Prinsloo Shat Out a Baby
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Ashley Benson Big Tits…
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Miranda Kerr – Bikini Billionaire Wife – Whore
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Gigi Hadid Cameltoe
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Hillary Clinton on Funny Or Die Weirdness
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Apparently Jim Carrey Gave His Dead GF STDs
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Taylor Swift Will Destroy Her Exes on her New Album Because She’s a Whore
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Jessica Lowndes is Garbage
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Joss Whedon Directs Some GO Vote for Trump Ad
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Conan’s Apple Airbag
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Jessica Biel in White Shirt
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A Woman’s Creepy Airplane Journey with a Doll
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How To Eradicate Malaria
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Josephine Skriver in Underwear
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Human Slingshot Goes Very Wrong
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Martha Hunt in Underwear
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Sarah Jessica Parker Huge Tits
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Michael Bay Directs Laua Haddock on Transformers
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Claudia Galanti Topless
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2016

Sep

Ariel Winter Ass Flash of the Day

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Ariel Winter getting make-up applied to her ass does the opposite of making me want to fuck…it makes me want to throw up….just thinking of whatever they are trying to cover-up, whether it’s pimples, or ingrown hairs, or Disney Exec herpes, or cellulite pock marks..it’s just big, sloppying, and troll-like – and not in a good way…

I get that she’s 18 and probably not as dirty as her diet would suggest, but to share this moment of creepy old guy drinking booze while watching weird gay guy who wants to be anywhere but there…wondering how this became his life…while all these perverts are writing “dream job”…as a caption to the pic…because you’re all basic…

I mean, it’s still an 18 year old ass, but I’m not torn, I didn’t watch the show she’s on, I have no emotional involvement, I just think if she’s really the fat don’t body shame me girl, why is she doing this instead of just letting it all out, which makes me realize she’s not the fat don’t body shame me girl..but rather the fat who doesn’t think she’s fat cuz dudes tell her how hot she is all the time…

I guess she deserves some props for hiding the gunt…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

Sep

Lily Rose Dep Booty Shakes for her Dad’s Divorce to his Hooker of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is some 17 year old LA Rich kid. You’ve probably heard of her dad, Johnny…

Well, like all kids raised by narcissistic egotistical tyrants who have probably been feeding her booze and coke since she was 12…it’s a French thing…

You know smoking cigarettes together…allowing her to grow up as fast as she wants..because who gives a fuck…before giving her keys to the LA house to go do her thing, because they can…it’s how they encourage her…and in turn it created this amazing creature….who probably has had a more interesting life than most…

She’s “twerking”…or doing a “wind down”…and I don’t know if you can call her a hot 17 year old legally, because 18 is the law and she’ won’t be 18 until May of Next year…

But I figure since she’s half french, and french girls are sluts who embrace fucking…legally at 12-14…I’d saw we’re safe…

You know parents who don’t care, in a culture that doesn’t care, living he good rich kid life…good times…I am a fan because she’s so skinny and interesting faced…She’s going places…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2016

Sep

Malin Akerman in Some Naked Movie Scene of the Day

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People are apparently excited about Malin Akerman in this TV show called EASY…which was launched on Netflix yesterday…and features this threesome scene with someone named Kate Micucci…

It’s apparently a Romantic comedy, but since it’s on Netflix there can be a porn component to it, NO RULES…

I wonder if this scene was part of the script, or if it was just Malin reacting to getting a job….or maybe it’s how she got the job…so many questions I don’t need answers to…cuz I’ll look at her tits…tits I don’t think I’ve seen before, but tits that may be 38 but not too old yet…at least not to her fans…from Harold and Kumar to The Watchmen…they are fucking weirdos…

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2016

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Channels Model Emotion of the Day

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Promo models that do more bad than good on the future generation. They are the Donald Trump…just bad influences on the kids…thinking being a VS model is important, or what qualifies having sex appeal, or what guys think is hot…when guys just like available pussy…if it is willing to fuck us…we’ll take it…and if anything we hate girls like these because they are just into fucking rich guys and not even well..because they think they are a gift to the cock…in the form of their body…pretty shitty…so you should always go for the below average as a rule..maybe the chubby with something she’s insecure about..cuz she’ll fuck the way women are meant to fuck…

That said…Josephine Skriver is a human created in a lab by a weird gay narcissist scientist…and I don’t know if it qualifies as human at all…but I do know she’s a close to perfect thanks to genetic modification, it’d be interesting to see where the flaws in science are, like maybe she doesn’t have a cunt..or she’s dying of some weird autoimmune disease that isn’t AIDS…RIP ALEXIS ARQUETTE…

Or maybe she has no personality, but that’s not what VS and their bullshit catalog pics that have been the same forever want you to think…because look…she’s so playful with her brush..singing into it…even though any pervert who has grown up on porn knows…the key to all good webcam porn is when the girl fucks her brush..not sings into it..so fuck that brush…or get the fuck out…

I won’t post the rest of the pics…but I’ll link em…

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Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2016

Sep

Halston Sage Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

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Halston Sage is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs

But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…usually on their asses because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…and are pretty much 50 in sexual experience if you reference them to people of my generation who are slutty..

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