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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2016

Dec

Subway Lovers and Other VIdeos of the Day

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Crazy Crackhead with Knives Gets Tased

Large Naked Woman Thrown Out of a Truck

Classy Chick Fight…

Drunk Fat Bride at her Bachelorette Party Acts Like All Women

The story: Tammy Krahne, Tammy Foster, Tammy Galetto. – This fight started because another girl at her bachelorette party was getting hit on by a guy and not her, even though she was the one getting married! Prior to going out drinking this on this night, she crushed up some pain meds and snorted them. This was shot about a month before her wedding to her third husband.

Man Punches Kangaroo in the Face to Save Dog

Husband and Wife Fight

Chinese Tits in a Fast Car

This is Fucking Dark….Pregnant Dancer Shot Dead in Punjab for Not Dancing with a Dude

Guy Saves Dogs

Skydiver Dies – Must be Terrible Last Few seconds…

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2016

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of the weekend was trying to convince a girl at the bar to let me make her squirt…and after much negotiations we agreed that she’d pee on my leg in a back alley at the end of the night…

If any of you only own one pair of pants, and if you know anything about not owning a washer and dryer, you’ll understand I smell like piss, more than usual and it is nauseating…

Weekends are about bad decisions….

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Madonna’s Ass Implant Dancing….and Stripping Ariana Grande
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Read the Comment on This Jessica Chastain for Trump Post..it is LOLZ
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Mariah Carey and My Chemical Romance Mash-Up to Kill Yourself To
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Scuplting Out of Sneakers is Crazy
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Charles Barkley Uses the Offensive Word – GIRLY
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All Maps Are Wrong!
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Mariah Carey – Fat Fucking Tits – Terrifies Me
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Hot Knife Cutting Through Things
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Handheld Tesla Coil Gun
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The BElko Experiment Trailer – Looks Good
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Real Housewives of Miami House…that is For Sale..
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Madonna Wants to Remarry Sean Penn
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2016

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always like going into the Salvation Army or goodwill to find some real down on their luck women trying to feel the same dopamine release from a new purchase – as a fancy bitch with a job who doesn’t buy clothes that were found on some dead person – unless they are the fancy bitches who want to look like the down on their luck bitches – it’s all so hard to tell…but I usually use asking them if they want to be saved by my mouth – as my crazy meter to decide if they are normals shopping vintage because it is trendy…or lunatics who only shop vintage because they are poor…but it doesn’t work because both groups seem disgusted by me…because luckily for me…I am disgusting…but I did have a nice lady who was buying used panties for fetish purooses tell me I shouldn’t wear puffy down coats because I am already fat as fuck and it makes me look like a terrible cartoon character with a small head…that was good for the self esteem….but only because of her toothless smile she gave me when I told her the only used thing that should go near her pussy is my face…I mean homeless, toothless, crackwhores who like to save money by buying used panties have some of the best pussy in the world…I read it on the internet so it must be true…

I don’t know what I am going on about, but it is my protest since no one reads this shit…and HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS FOR THE WEEKEND….

Courtney Stodden and Shauna Sand Together Forever….
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Jessica Chastain Is a Fan of Trump
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Charlotte McKinney HUGE…HUGE Tits…
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I will Not be Satisfied Until this Pussy Taser Video Gets 100,000 Views
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Joanna Krupa – SIDE boob….
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Hailey Baldwin in a Skimpy Sluty Dress…
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Accent…
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Emanuelle Chriqui’s in a Tight Dress
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Rough Times on a Ship
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Rose McGowan – Great Tits in a Sheer Top
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Selena Gomez Took 90 Days Off from His Phone…
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Victoria Justice in Tight Outfits
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Rude Driver – Biker Karma
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J.Cole Kicking Kanye when He
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Kourtney Kardashian Ass and Scott Back Together…
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Fat Natalie Portman on a Fallon Game
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Pregnant Natalie Portman
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Some Haggard Garbage Named Lizzie Cundy in a See Through
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Mom Finds 8th Grader’s Spotify List…..
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Dudes Flight with Jet packs Next to Fighter Jets is Crazy
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Iggy Azaelea’s Hard Nipple
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I’ve Never Seen WIN Compilations Before
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Chris Pratt and Jen Lawrence
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Retro New York Photos
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Models in Miami in Bikinis
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Michelle Trachtenberg Got her Period at 19…
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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher and The M
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A Moving Story About a Man and His Fox
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The Evolution of the F1 Steering Wheel – if you Care
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Cake Of the Day
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The Witch as a Wes Anderson Movie…
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Drunk Driver VS State Trooper
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Girl in SHORT SHORTS
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Cute Naked Chick TOUCHING herself – NAUGHTY
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Trashy Glamour Photoshoot of the Day
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Train Pussy
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Topless Beach Babe
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Drunk Tits…
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Big Tits Flashed at Margarita Ville
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Rough Looking Greek Bitch
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2016

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Slip of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Brazilian model, best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret. She’s 35 years old and a mom but still brings it and by it – I mean her vagina sneaking out of the panties – that I doubt are even Victoria’s Secret panties – since those cause yeast infections – even if this is for the Victoria’s Secret after party – because it’s got a mind of it’s own, or maybe it’s exploded with all the babies – all over the fucking place – because that’s how sugar baby model vagina works…it explodes….I read it on a fake news site…

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2016

Dec

Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day

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I guess she doesn’t suck, she takes it on her uterus….

I appreciate Irina Shayk, I like her hot Russian whore hustle, who managed to move away from being a straight up whore, to being knocked up with a celebrities baby at 30 – which is the time all these bitches lose their mind and feel the need to lock in that cum to their uterus – ideally with the right rich guy who’s not too annoying – ALL THESE BITCHES ARE THE SAME…

Now I don’t care that she’s knocked up, I’m not one of those “Oh know that 30 year old hot Russian opportunist is damaged goods now”…she’s always been damaged goods, she just looks good being damaged goods…and it’s possible her stomach will be ravaged and never the same – and it’s possible her pussy will get blown out – but it’s likely already happened in her manipulating men through that pussy….cuz that’s how these women do it…especially russians…THEY ARE DARK….

This is a GHOST parody, where Irina plays Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze remains dead, and I don’t know how they got the right to use the song, but assume IRINA sucked off the Righteous Brothers as getting things out of men is her thing…

I do think Love Magazine’s advent calendar was an interesting thing many many years ago when they first did it, there was a cool, artsy, weird, hot models in videos every day until January 1st, you a massive program for the magazine that barely exists…

But they got greedy, fame whorey, and possibly owned by the Kardashians, where the last 5 years has been Kardashians or Jenners or Hadids or any “it girl” of the time doing the same shit all these other it girls are doing…leaving us with really fucking basic, uninspired videos they can all go “Omg did you see that nonsense”…only it won’t happen because ultimately no one cares but the self involved cunts in the videos – and the people who put it together who think this shit matters or is a big deal – when it’s just lazy and a joke…

That’s all I have to say about a hot as fuck pregnant chick raping clay with her hands from an iconic movie where we all jerked off to Whoopi Goldberg at least once…while trying to determine whether she was a man or not..

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2016

Dec

Emma Stone Irritates me but Not as Much Fallon of the Day

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I accidentally watched this last night – because my neighbor has a digital antennae and wanted to show me that you don’t need those pesky cable bills to get network TV – like it was still the 50s-80s – when commercials financed the shit, before they realized they could charge monthly fees on top of commercials to finance the shit, and more interestingly product placement within the shows that are already being funded by commercials and monthly fees – because hollywood and entertainment is a scam…

Anyway, it was nice to see the fall of the traditional TV model, all the ads were pharma, and that means the only people watching are 90s, and I guess it made me happy knowing that the internet fucking won…even though these big companies are just as evil, just as crazy controlling, and just as capable of making sites like mine die…

BUT THAT’s ok….

So Emma Stone was on the show and after Fallon sucked her fucking dick so hard, like uncomfortable fan boy because he’s a annoying pansy with a show designed for social media – they played a childish school yard games people relate to because they are vapid and empty as he does – because that’s his whole angle and what people expect of him – and I figure there’s a fetish in here somewhere – as Emma Stone re-enacts baby Got back…with her weird mouth that I find disturbing – but not overly offensively disturbing…

Good times…

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2016

Dec

Lottie Moss See Through Top of the Day

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Lottie Moss was at some AIDS bullshit event put on by Elton John, even though AIDS is not a death sentence and they’ve apparently found a cure for it…but celebrities still need to come across like they care – not that Lottie Moss is a celebrity – but she is Kate Moss’ sister and Kate Moss is awesome, so anything she does or is connected with, will get where she needs to go…just by association / last name / etc….

So she’s following Kate Moss’ lead, not necessarily because she is as hot as Kate Moss, but I guess is much cleaner, virginal, fresher smelling and looking than Kate Moss, because she hasn’t been through all the cocaine and A-Listers…like a clone re-issued into the world to give us more MOSS, not that the other MOSS has MOSS growing on her TWAT…

Well, she’s not racy, but a titty shirt for an AIDS event is kind funny, because tits are the cause of AIDS in so many tranny brothels in brazil…

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2016

Dec

Disabled Guy Gets Hits By a Car After Trying to Meet a 14 Year Old and Other Videos of the Day

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Elevator Technician Not Too Good at His Job

Guy Getting Called a Home Wrecking Dude

ATM Stealing Win

Idiot Films Himself Speeding – Ends Up in Accident

Car Vs Red Light Runner

Woman Jumps In Front of Truck and Lives

Never Touch a Man’s Hat

The Mom Who Tries To Look Like Barbie

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2016

Dec

JoJo Levesque in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait from an era of long ago who is no longer jailbait…because she’s old but she was jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….because Americans fucking love under 18 year old girls…

She’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, unless wearing a bra for the paparazzi has nothing to do with trying to get attention and everything to do with style…of showing your big jailbait that is too old to be jailbait…but that was jailbait tits…that quit when they were at the top to date black guys…bad girl…because the white dudes who were into her – are fucking racists….

TITTIES IN A BRA…

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2016

Dec

Chelsea Leyland Topless in Miami of the Day

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Chelsea Leyland is some hipster in Miami for Art Basel, where she went topless, because Miami is the topless beach of America – where America can feel Euro – and perverts can go see tits – because the conservatives don’t bring down a good thing – despite being in Florida – which means they are likely jacked up on weird street drugs and walking around half naked trying to eat homeless people after all them bath salts….Florida is a crazy place and Art Basel is the lame, social media model hub, of brushing shoulders with all the celebrities and rich people at exclusive parties that mean nothing – because we live in this weird grey area of what is pop culture…everything is accessible…to everyone….

THAT said, Chelsea Leyland is some DJ…with tits…probably an artist – because every rich kid is an artist – doing the scene hard…while trying to get you hard…with EMPOWERED hipster titties…

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