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2016

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The holiday season always gets me feeling sentimental…maybe it’s all the drinking and eating of cookies that puts me into diabetes psychosis…or maybe it’s because my hemorrhoids always seem to flare up in response the emotional trauma I have from being raped one Christmas when I was a kid – but a guy dressed like Santa Claus who was staying in our orphanage…maybe they are hemorrhoids at all..but rather just ‘ghost’ scars, like how amputees feel an arm where their arm once was….

Or maybe talking about being a kid raped by Santa is the wrong way to start this cheerful day, but instead I should focus on my breast feeding obsession that involved at least one stranger – college aged – sucking on my nipple in a bar saying “Momma” for her snapchat…that I creative directed…because I am an artist…they call me Art Jesus…

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I guess I should post some stepLINKS…because I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I can’t stay here.

Don’t Rob the Motherfucker who is Pretending to be a Statue
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Kendall Jenner – Braless
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Video from High Places for you Pussies afraid of Heights
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When Men’s Bikes have a Horizontal Crossbar
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Serena Williams Wants Gender Equality
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Jennifer Lawrence on a Surf Board
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Most Basketball Three Pointers in One Minute
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This Amy Schumer Barbie Shit is Ridiculous
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FOAM PARTY AT THE POWER STATION
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Tom Ford Thinks All Dudes Should Be a Bottom Once
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2016

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Watching women who feel liberated breast feed in public places, because it’s not a shameful act and we should all celebrate seeing titties in public, seems to always piss off the women who are trying to prove a point that her breast feeding is some kind of protest against the patriarchy – instead of being open to being watched by a pervert…and I think that’s abusive, or wrong…it’s like let me join you, your tits, this coffee shop that doesn’t care, are our STANDING ROCK…together…let’s bring down the man, who doesn’t want this to go down, for clean drinking water for a future generation….you bring the tits…and I will bring the eyes to stare and scream “OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR TITS – CAN I SIT IN ON THIS ONE”….but instead…they want to work alone…in their feeding…they want nothing to do with me…and instead I am forced to find crackwhores who couldn’t fund the abortion with retard crack babies…all malnourished…but still producing milk…willing to charge me for my titty milk fetish I blame my mom for leaving me…after leaving me…which as a side note is a terrible way or thing to incorporate into seducing hot chicks…because when you say “MOM” at a bar…they get thrown off…and you follow up with “why did you die when I was 8″….motherfucker you’re not getting laid…it’s a total misuse of potential topic you can manipulate girls with…get it to-fucking-gether..bro…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kaley Cuoco – Slutty
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini….
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CNN Crew Jokes Abotu Trump’s Plane Crashing
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Weird School Shooting PSA….
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Butt Almost Killed a Man
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Charlie XCX – Slutty Performance
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Josh Brolin’s Naked Ass…
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No One Gives a Fuck Abotu Tiffani Amber Thiessen in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Gives the Finger While Not Waring Bra
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Sara Jean Underwood – Side Tit
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Real Housewives of Miami House…
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Throwback Monday – Ariel Winter Ass
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Alessandra Ambrosio Braless in a Tight Sweater
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Eminem’s Rap God Performed by Animals..
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Close Call with an SUV
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Julianne Hough’s Golden Pokies…
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Guess Who is Hosting the Oscars
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Bucket Drummer of the Day
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How Many Shipping Containers are Lost at Sea….
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Kendall Jenner See Through…
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Chick TASES her Crotch
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Cats Getting Stuck in Things – The Video
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Angry Statue Kicks Dude in the Face
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Karrueche Tran Went to the Beach
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More Karreuche Tran in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman – READY TO DROP..
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Taylor Swift’s Power is Shutting Down
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Amy Schumer is Playing Barbie – Kill Yourself Now
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9 Things You Didn’t Know About Rocky
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Chris Pratt Failed Card Trick!
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Lisa Opie – No Underwear – Dumb Hair
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Rose McGowan Finger banging Pussy…
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The Director of Last Tango in Paris Admits the Rape Scene was a REAL rape…WHAT THE FUCK
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Titty Dance
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WTF Moments in Porn
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Big Titties Get Pulled Out
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VAGINA TOUCHING
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Topless Girls TOgether
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West World Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

05

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Magic of the Day

Bella Thorne looks good in these self produced – half naked by the pool in her bikini for social media pictures that are slutty enough to get attention – or to make those of us who follow her because she’s a hot half naked 18 year old – really appreciate her for her talent and her trolling of the world.. because her body is totally amazing and skinny in a world polluted with so much obesity..

She seems like she’s slipping more and more into a terrible, drug addict, messy place…and I like it…because it’s not like she’s a relevant actress, she’s really just an instagram bitch who acted first and does this because it’s what actually matters….none of these girls who have made it historically were talented or inspiring…it’s all dog shit, recycled year after year…so stick to what matters..which is this kind of shit…

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2016

05

Dec

Ariel Winter’s Big Tits at an Event of the Day

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Ariel Winter from TV, a network TV, a device that uses the same screen as your NETFLIX, but for old people, with shows that are laid out according to a schedule some asshole executive decides…like a fascist that is just trying to sell commercials…on a platform that charges you monthly fees…even though it will just syndicate its shows on the internet…hoping someone sees their overpriced garbage…

I dont watch SITCOMS, I hate anything newer than 1986, but I guess Ariel Winter got a fanbase of creeps into fat chicks with tits who go through puberty….and she’s just milking that shit like the cow that she looks like she is….you know if you’re going to run with a concept…like milking…you might as well go all out…

Here’s another picture from her social media – titty grinding…for her friend’s birthday…young slutty fun…

Here’s a TOPLESS video / gif of her gyrating…because a day is not complete without Ariel Winter…the porker..who doesn’t want to be called fat – despite being fat…

Oh and here’s a picture from a photoshoot she did in a magazine where she said she doesn’t want to be called fat…

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Look I’m like an Ariel Winter fan club and I’m not even a fan! I think she’s garbage, and I’m surprised I even know who she is, it’s pathetic, but I’m such a great contributor to society with posts like this that I call “follow her on instagram – replace me”

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2016

05

Dec

Maisie Williams Topless for Facebook of the Day

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Maisie Williams was topless on Facebook, but she decided to not put her nipples forward, because she’s mean, conservative, possibly saving something for when she’s not at the top of her fucking career and needs to throw something out there to get some attention – as titty pics go…and I’ve never done a post on her before…this is new to me, fresh waters…or fresh meat would be more approrpriate…even though anyone, even 19 year olds from the UK are not fresh meat the second they enter very famous hit TV shows…that would go against how I’ve always thought these girls get cast for things because they are interchangeable…and she’s capable and willing to post this kind of content of herself for no money or really anything…it’s just facebook…making her willing to do so much more behind closed doors…at least that’s my theory…

This is so wild and crazy, like a UK Glamour model, but from TV…what would the Queen say about this naughty behavior…I bet she’d be disappointed…She’s on my money and that’s what I say to every stripper I get lap dances from…..”if the queen knew where here face was being inserted, she’d probbaly be offended, oh and sorry for the UTI you’re going to get from this, it probably won’t be that bad with all your other antibiotic resistant infections in your cunt….if I decide to actually pay them….because I am mean to sex workers…I treat them like prostitutes…I wonder why..oh right…

I don’t understand women or why they want to get naked on the internet – but I am glad they do…

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2016

05

Dec

Chanel West Coast Nipple for Instagram of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is from some MTV show and no one cares…it is no more and even when it was on TV…I don’t think anyone cared…because it’s TV….

She’s also a rapper…thank god…because you can’t define yourself as a girl on a TV show no one cares about – because it is TV….you need other marketable skills…like rapping…even though no one cares about her rapping…at least I don’t care about her rapping…I’ve never heard her rapping…I just look at her slutty pics for social media that make me think that if people cared about her then why would she be putting her nipple out there…

Oh right…because it is empowering…it is feminist to post nipple pics and it’s true…it makes me feel so strong and so free…because tits a liberating experience….unless you marry them and they rape your fucking soul….

Speaking of rape, here’s that rapist…not raping your ears with her lame rhymes..but if you’re into it…you can imaging raping her ears…because I assume that’d be the only way a girl would let you fuck her ear…it wouldn’t be a consensual thing…you MONSTER…

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2016

05

Dec

Is This a Real – Demi Lovato Pussy Pic of the Day

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Rumor has it that this is Demi Lovato’s pussy…I wonder who decided this was Demi Lovato’s pussy, did they cross reference with all her other pussy pics, and they just know it’s her pussy, because it looks like every other pussy pic ever sent to me from every other girl, because pussy pics are virtually all the same…yes some have more lip, more clit, but a pussy is a pussy is a pussy…I don’t know what makes this Demi Lovato’s pussy, is it bi-polar, does it sing bad songs for half retard fans, there are just so many question marks….where is Wilmer Valderamma when we need him, but he probably couldn’t answer…because he was busy fucking all kind of other pussy when with this pussy…it’s what you do when you’re rich and have nothing else to do…maybe he’s the one who leaked this? Maybe her fat fingers are the identifier, I’ve heard she has a sex tape with Miley from when they were underage and living in Nashville…I don’t know if that actually happened, but maybe Miley is part of this….

OR MAYBE it’s just a random fucking pussy with not enough bush to make me want to hang out with it….

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2016

05

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Mutant 18 year old Kylie Jenner and her body that was built in their creepy family plastic surgery basement….where they take body parts from random dead animals and ex boyfriends these women burn through – and staple it to their faces so that they look like instagram filters because that’s how they sell protein powder….and other bullshit that they make too much money off – because the world is ridiculous and love fucking followers…

If you’re more interested in the skinny Jenner – who has less weird mutant plastic surgery…but still has work done and is the worst fucking human ever…

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2016

05

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Butt Shot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney was at a club, where she’s trying to get her ass some attention…. where she’s trying to get her ass out for the world to see and – because she’s more than just tits…I feel like we should encourage all girls who are tits – to alway put their ass out there – in efforts to force us into realizing that are more than just tits…even if the ass isn’t as good as the tits…it’s still more substance to an otherwise vapid cunt…

Speaking of Vapid cunt, maybe she should also throw in some vapid cunt, or filled cunt, I mean show us your skills instagram model…show us what you’re capable of…

Here she is on the beach….because this is what she does…

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2016

05

Dec

Morena Baccarin for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Morena Baccarin is some brazilian turned actress who was on some shit called Firefly… she’s also been in Stagate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and some other nerd bullshit….and that makes her a fucking hero to in the nerd world…a place you want to be a hero if you’re an average looking actress now she’s in GQ Mexico…giving all the nerd boner…like that’s even challenging – nerds get boners just talking to a girl at the drive thru…

So this is what socially awkward nerd icons do when trying to self promote – beacause everyone needs to self promote and for some reason I think it’s worth posting – when there’s so many other things going on – like alleged demi lovato pussy…

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