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Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2016

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Slip of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Brazilian model, best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret. She’s 35 years old and a mom but still brings it and by it – I mean her vagina sneaking out of the panties – that I doubt are even Victoria’s Secret panties – since those cause yeast infections – even if this is for the Victoria’s Secret after party – because it’s got a mind of it’s own, or maybe it’s exploded with all the babies – all over the fucking place – because that’s how sugar baby model vagina works…it explodes….I read it on a fake news site…

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2016

Dec

Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day

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I guess she doesn’t suck, she takes it on her uterus….

I appreciate Irina Shayk, I like her hot Russian whore hustle, who managed to move away from being a straight up whore, to being knocked up with a celebrities baby at 30 – which is the time all these bitches lose their mind and feel the need to lock in that cum to their uterus – ideally with the right rich guy who’s not too annoying – ALL THESE BITCHES ARE THE SAME…

Now I don’t care that she’s knocked up, I’m not one of those “Oh know that 30 year old hot Russian opportunist is damaged goods now”…she’s always been damaged goods, she just looks good being damaged goods…and it’s possible her stomach will be ravaged and never the same – and it’s possible her pussy will get blown out – but it’s likely already happened in her manipulating men through that pussy….cuz that’s how these women do it…especially russians…THEY ARE DARK….

This is a GHOST parody, where Irina plays Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze remains dead, and I don’t know how they got the right to use the song, but assume IRINA sucked off the Righteous Brothers as getting things out of men is her thing…

I do think Love Magazine’s advent calendar was an interesting thing many many years ago when they first did it, there was a cool, artsy, weird, hot models in videos every day until January 1st, you a massive program for the magazine that barely exists…

But they got greedy, fame whorey, and possibly owned by the Kardashians, where the last 5 years has been Kardashians or Jenners or Hadids or any “it girl” of the time doing the same shit all these other it girls are doing…leaving us with really fucking basic, uninspired videos they can all go “Omg did you see that nonsense”…only it won’t happen because ultimately no one cares but the self involved cunts in the videos – and the people who put it together who think this shit matters or is a big deal – when it’s just lazy and a joke…

That’s all I have to say about a hot as fuck pregnant chick raping clay with her hands from an iconic movie where we all jerked off to Whoopi Goldberg at least once…while trying to determine whether she was a man or not..

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2016

Dec

Emma Stone Irritates me but Not as Much Fallon of the Day

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I accidentally watched this last night – because my neighbor has a digital antennae and wanted to show me that you don’t need those pesky cable bills to get network TV – like it was still the 50s-80s – when commercials financed the shit, before they realized they could charge monthly fees on top of commercials to finance the shit, and more interestingly product placement within the shows that are already being funded by commercials and monthly fees – because hollywood and entertainment is a scam…

Anyway, it was nice to see the fall of the traditional TV model, all the ads were pharma, and that means the only people watching are 90s, and I guess it made me happy knowing that the internet fucking won…even though these big companies are just as evil, just as crazy controlling, and just as capable of making sites like mine die…

BUT THAT’s ok….

So Emma Stone was on the show and after Fallon sucked her fucking dick so hard, like uncomfortable fan boy because he’s a annoying pansy with a show designed for social media – they played a childish school yard games people relate to because they are vapid and empty as he does – because that’s his whole angle and what people expect of him – and I figure there’s a fetish in here somewhere – as Emma Stone re-enacts baby Got back…with her weird mouth that I find disturbing – but not overly offensively disturbing…

Good times…

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2016

Dec

Lottie Moss See Through Top of the Day

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Lottie Moss was at some AIDS bullshit event put on by Elton John, even though AIDS is not a death sentence and they’ve apparently found a cure for it…but celebrities still need to come across like they care – not that Lottie Moss is a celebrity – but she is Kate Moss’ sister and Kate Moss is awesome, so anything she does or is connected with, will get where she needs to go…just by association / last name / etc….

So she’s following Kate Moss’ lead, not necessarily because she is as hot as Kate Moss, but I guess is much cleaner, virginal, fresher smelling and looking than Kate Moss, because she hasn’t been through all the cocaine and A-Listers…like a clone re-issued into the world to give us more MOSS, not that the other MOSS has MOSS growing on her TWAT…

Well, she’s not racy, but a titty shirt for an AIDS event is kind funny, because tits are the cause of AIDS in so many tranny brothels in brazil…

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2016

Dec

Disabled Guy Gets Hits By a Car After Trying to Meet a 14 Year Old and Other Videos of the Day

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Elevator Technician Not Too Good at His Job

Guy Getting Called a Home Wrecking Dude

ATM Stealing Win

Idiot Films Himself Speeding – Ends Up in Accident

Car Vs Red Light Runner

Woman Jumps In Front of Truck and Lives

Never Touch a Man’s Hat

The Mom Who Tries To Look Like Barbie

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2016

Dec

JoJo Levesque in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait from an era of long ago who is no longer jailbait…because she’s old but she was jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….because Americans fucking love under 18 year old girls…

She’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, unless wearing a bra for the paparazzi has nothing to do with trying to get attention and everything to do with style…of showing your big jailbait that is too old to be jailbait…but that was jailbait tits…that quit when they were at the top to date black guys…bad girl…because the white dudes who were into her – are fucking racists….

TITTIES IN A BRA…

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2016

Dec

Chelsea Leyland Topless in Miami of the Day

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Chelsea Leyland is some hipster in Miami for Art Basel, where she went topless, because Miami is the topless beach of America – where America can feel Euro – and perverts can go see tits – because the conservatives don’t bring down a good thing – despite being in Florida – which means they are likely jacked up on weird street drugs and walking around half naked trying to eat homeless people after all them bath salts….Florida is a crazy place and Art Basel is the lame, social media model hub, of brushing shoulders with all the celebrities and rich people at exclusive parties that mean nothing – because we live in this weird grey area of what is pop culture…everything is accessible…to everyone….

THAT said, Chelsea Leyland is some DJ…with tits…probably an artist – because every rich kid is an artist – doing the scene hard…while trying to get you hard…with EMPOWERED hipster titties…

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2016

Dec

Stephen Hawking’s Words of Wisdom for Fat Bitches of the Day

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Hey Ashley Graham and other fat models who deal with the “health issues” associated with Obesity, that are scientifically proven to be associated with Obesity, in typical lazy fat person form, by speaking to all the other fat women out there and claiming they are sex, and to own themselves and to not to listen to body shamers. You know a movement of empowered fat chicks who think it’s ok to be fat – and more importantly – think it is ok to be half naked while fat – because for some reason being an exhibitionist to fat chick festishists and other fat chicks is being a strong, powerful woman, and not just because it takes an elephant gun to take you down, but because in your soul you’ve convinced yourself all your fat chick eating is ok…it’s not self destructive and killing you….so get naked it’s a better life…don’t look at the mirror with disgust and think you are fat and should work out because the shamers aren’t your doctor – who are we to judge – just because we know medical research..and what you’re doing is fucking wrong…because our PENISES TOLD US SO…you’re disgusting…

Well…Even Stephen Hawking thinks you’re fat bitch…

She’s in a magazine where she admitted she doesn’t want to be fat – and being fat was just a marketing angle…

“Do I sometimes wish I were thinner? God, in the old days, absolutely I did, but now I feel that to lose weight would be disloyal to myself,” she says. “A lot of who I am is connected to my size, and I am so happy with who I am.”

Graham refuses to credit it all to just being a “pretty face.”

No kidding you’re an icon to fat chicks you idiot…and she’s not even that fat – she works out and Here she is working out – or making a dude lift her – because she knows she hates being fat but loves that it is her angle – that she milks to make her money.

A video posted by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Nov 2, 2016 at 8:42am PDT

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2016

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realize that I live an empty life, so I decided to do a little giving back to the community, so I had to find a charity or cause, so I looked into my soul and tried to find what meant the most to me…..I figured since I like women, and women need to support women, in this women are god feminist world we live in….I decided to take on battered women, figuring I’ll get laid in the process, so I just send out some emails to the local shelter for battered women with a nice pitch on a course I want to teach the battered women – who will be new to the dating world and will need to know how to keep a man happy – since they have a track record of not being too good at that…and the only answer I have is a course on how to sexy selfie…it’s what I know, it’s all I know…

So I don’t know if my email that reads like:

“I like beat up bitches, I think I can teach them how to not get beat up no more, Pussy Pics. Let me teach them how to pussy pic proper, I’m an expert, I’ve got pussy pics from so many girls – not all broken like the women in your shelter, I think it’ll do them good. Pussy Power”…..

Waiting for a reply…FINGERS crossed…

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Mid Season TV Premieres for Anyone Who Still Watches TV
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Orlando Bloom Runs Pregnant Katy Perry Belly
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Blind Ones Describe Loved Ones to a Sculptor
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2016

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the last hour talking to a girl I met in tinder – who told me I was disgusting because she’s a feminist and I’m apparently a monster – that I convinced to meet me at a bar – where she showed me her period art – or pictures of her period art – that she claims is celebrating femininity – because she’s right – a period is a girl problem, if anything it leads to blowjobs for us, if we’re at the right stage in the relationship where they put in work to keep you happy and don’t say “just ruin the sheets with my wet from blood – so I don’t need to be turned on – pussy”….needless to say – me saying that I was only into bush – wasn’t enough to get her to give me a handjob in the bathroom while calling me daddy or more appropriately – the Patriarchy…..

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Kate Beckinsale is Hot with Cleavage
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Phoebe Price – Holiday Fame Whoring
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Hilary Duff is Single…
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Apparently Kim K Asked for a Break before Kanye Went Nuts
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Jennifer Lawrence Legs and Mangled Botox Face
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The Most Gruesome Parasites
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Kate Moss Christmas Shopping – Boring…
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Matt McConaughey – Surprising Fans
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Amber Heard Out for Dinner – Like a Whore
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The Britney Biopic Promo Pic is Hilarious
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pics
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Bikini Sluts/ SI Models in Bikinis for Art Basel
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Chernobyl’s Site Gets Unique Engineering
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Shakira is On Set and It’s Boring
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Rose McGowan Nipples
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Instagram Whore of the Day
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Santa House of the Day
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The Aquatic World With Philippe Cousteau
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Em Rat Cow is Garbage at an Event
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Mariah Carey – Nipple Slip
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Buzz Aldrin – Dead
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Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Together for Victoria’s Secret…Cuz they Fuck
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The Best Thing Ever Found in an Breakfast Sandwich
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Milk Chocolate Turkey – Why…
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Drunk Girls Take Their Tops Off
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Throwback Nudity of Some Chick Named Garcelle
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Penis Make-Up is a Thing
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Nude Photographer of the Day
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Hot Body – Cheesy Photoshoot – Naked
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Flexible Anus
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Some Bitch Nude on the Beach
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Train Pussy
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