2016
13
Nov
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MOVIES THAT PREDICTED THE FUTURE:
A DEER VS AMERICA EAGLE OUTFITTERS – DOING A LITTLE X-MAS SHOPPING
SNAKE IN A RESTAURANT CEILING
SHAI LEBEEF RAPPING ON THE RADIO – PEOPLE ARE LOVING IT:
FACEBOOK DRONE – GIVING THE INTERNET TO THE WORLD
Beware of Slenderman Movie – Seems Creepy as Fuck
GRAMDMA’S IN A BOOTY CONTEST
2016
11
Nov
With every post I write – I think “I wonder if this will be the one that goes viral, that puts me on the map, that gets me noticed, that will be so funny, compelling, intelligent, inspiring, that I end up a motivational speaker, filmmaker, dot com billionaire”….but it never happens, it probably will never happen, but I just keep going and repeating, because clearly I am a slow learner and don’t realize what failure looks like – since failure is all I know.
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This NBA Mom Dance is Crazy
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Miranda Kerr in a Swimsuit
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Mariah Carey’s Ass in a Thong
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Rihanna Looking Hot Enough in the Valerian Trailer…No Wait, That’s Some Alien…
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The Gilmore Girls in Berlin for the Perverts
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Blac Chyna Mannequin Challenged her Baby Birth with Kris Jenner Directing
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Amazing 500,000 dollar Porsche
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Trashy Instagram Model’s Instagram Model Ass
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Lady Victoria’s Titties in a See Through
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Paint Soaker Battle
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Bella Hadid’s Nipples Celebrate Breaking Up with the Weeknd – who Cheats on Her
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This is what Geraldo’s Apartment Looks Like
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits Promoting Shit….
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Ronaldo isn’t Retiring from Soccer for Another 5 Years – So Homo Soccer Fans from Portugal will have 5 more years of jerking off left…
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Kat Dennings – in a Black Dress
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Elizabeth Olsen Goes for a Walk in LEggings
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Some New Star Wars Internation Trailer
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Chrissy Teigen – Mom Tits
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Hailey Steinfeld is Skinnier
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Vanessa Hudgens in Pants…..
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Reese Witherspoon Pussy Cameltoe Jog
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Real Housewives in a Bathing Suit
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Rat Cow for Some Make-Up Campaign that Doesn’t Realize her Fans are All Dudes Jerking Off to Her Tits…
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A Bunch of Leonard Cohen Songs because he Was Good
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Nicola Peltz in Shorts
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Mark Hamill’s Pop Culture Quest Trailer…
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Rita Ora at the London Airport
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How About a Naked Zack Morris
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Trashy Fredrick’s of Hollywood Chick
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French Montana VS Circus Elephants.
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Reggie Bush – Sucks at Abortions.
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Naked Page 3 Girls of the Day
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Elsa Pataky in a See Through Outfit
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Big Tit GIF!
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Just Eating Out a Stripper
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Some Slut on Webcam
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Vagina Picture of the Day
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Terrible Porn Clip
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The Dude who Surprises People with his dick
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Dude Pissing on a McDonald’s Employees Face
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See Through Orange Bikini!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Just Fucking to an Office Full of People
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2016
11
Nov
It’s nice to see that when the world, or at least America is divided and protesting….on Veterans day, while people are celebrating fallen soldiers, Rat Cow has the power to ignore what is going on, and focus on herself and her narcissism….by intellectualizing her being a self involved exhibitionist cunt living a bullshit life filled with a lot of money…and praise…all because she’s a naked girl for the internet that dudes who jerk off to thanks to her big tits….it’s the only reason they follow her….so I don’t really get why advertisers use her as an Influencer, but maybe it’s because 10 million people follow this…which is great for an exhibitionist cunt to post her panties to…while intellectualizing herself…probably the kind of girl who spends her days looking at herself and I find her pretty repulsive…
So here are some Obamas meeting Trumps memes…
OR better – a girl getting a CARROT BUKAKE…
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW
2016
11
Nov
Kristen Stewart is topless in some movie called personal shopper….which means you can see her lesbian tits – that aren’t for you penis wielding perverts – no matter how big of a fan you are of her as a Twilight actress – love interest I think isn’t that hot, totally overrated….possibly inbred…but when tits are involved, because she’s just that committed of an actress, she’s that into her role and maybe even that “feminist” since they are just tits – and to show tits is feminist…it means you aren’t sexualizing the tits – even when you’re sexualizing the tits…you men are such pigs…the reason she’s run to the pussy eating life…the same pussy eating any of her fans probably imagine her doing when they jerk off to her….
I think this is the most naked I’ve seen her…and that may not be a good thing, or an accomplishment, or even exciting…but it’s better than not seeing her naked…or is it?
I guess this brings up the age old question….of ‘I’ve seen your tits now show me labia”…when it is pulled away from the slimy vagina it’s scissoring I guess…
Posted in:Kristen Stewart
2016
11
Nov
Jessica Biel in a bikini showing her mom ass – that is aging as mom asses do – but that has some solid muscle memory that despite slowly sinking into itself, is still round and magical as it was when she first started dating her Husband Justin Timberlake – while she’d just stick around at home working out everyday as he toured for the family – because that’s what love is about – dude goes out there and makes millions – while bitch stays home doing squats, never hounding him – to throw away the lottery ticket / meal ticket – that despite a crazy pre-nup is still lucrative as fuck for her…as long as she just maintains that ass as long as she can…we’re talking until she’s old enough todo the granny BumBum contest. Her finances depend on it.
I’ve never really been a fan, but this isn’t about me, it’s about playing find the cellulite on this fitness addicted actress in her bikini at 35 years very old for a girl.
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Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW
2016
11
Nov
Lily McMenamy is the daughter of some other model named Kristen McMenamy and some famous Tunisian night club owner from Paris…
Her stepfather, and we all love stepfathers is Miles Aldridge – who is the photographer brother of Lily Aldridge – because the world is an incestuous place.
She was essentially brought up up around party people, cocaine, the rich girl model life and most importantly. the openness and willingness to get naked for money, or for fashion or for art, because it is not deemed pornographic – and I guess more girls have taken this heathen approach to life thanks to social media and now the world is not quite a better, more fun, higher medicated place…it’s just a dumber clickbait long hanging fruit place…
But that doens’t mean this shoot with Juergen Teller, a legendary photographer isn’t fun…it’s got a close up to her nipple hair, something I first experienced on a girl when I was 25, she was 18 and she had the greatest tits, but also the hairiest tits, something I was never told existed – you know thick pubic hair growing out of her nipples, that I sucked…and realized – it’s not that bad…it comes with bush…
But when it becomes a feminist play…and it gets the girl praise…from all the girls out there who also have hairy nipples – it becomes annoying…
Posted in:Lily McMenamy
2016
11
Nov
Lily Collins is hot. I normally make fun of celebrity kids – because I don’t respect nepotism – even in a world where nepotism is everything, I find it discounts everything the person accomplishes – and even if they are smart and talented thanks to being raised rich and being made out of award winning DNA.
I also always found Phil Collins music annoying….I would argue the “In the Air Tonight” was the bane of my teenage years – and for some reason it would rape my ears everytime it was on the radio – which was all the time – as most women who were very into Phil Collin, despite him being a bald british elf and his music is what they’d make us fuck to…
But Lily Collins…is hot and that’s enough for me to ignore the trust fund and inheritance she’ll be getting – from all the terrible but popular music…plus I can focus on her being raised in LA by her mom while dad was on the road fucking groupies – leading to daddy issues that are so much deeper than the daddy issues of non-rich girls….because rich girls can afford to be bigger victims about the shit -as they don’t have to work as strippers to fill that void…
Making this one ALL the better….I wish I could feel her coming in my facial hair tonight….DROWN ME LILY COLLINS – DROWN ME WITH YOUR PUSSY LIKE I WAS THE GUY YOUR DAD SINGS ABOUT IN THAT SONG…because drowning on pussy squirt is one of my dreams and it seems like it’d be appropriate…
Posted in:Lily Collins|SFW
2016
11
Nov
I am pretty convinced this Hilary Duff in jean shorts post won’t be the one that puts this site on the map after being around for 12 years – it’s bound to happen eventually right? I can’t just be the site that got a ton of traffic the Day I got the exclusive video of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham squirting and Gawker linked me….that can’t be my legacy…this can’t be my legacy…but then again I guess it won’t because if no one knows you exist, they don’t know when you die, and no candle light vigils happen outside your home…not because my writing isn’t brilliant as I reach to make Hilary Duff all strong in shorts thanks to the personal trainer she bangs worth reading in an era where no one reads…especailly not broken english…but because none of this actually matters and anyone showing any interest in Hilary Duff’s strong legs in shorts…have probably already seen her strong legs in shorts….because they are creepy, weird, obsessive and have been following her since she started out as a kid…and still can’t get enough of her.
I’m a late blooming Hilary Duff fan, because I’m more and more into thick legs that look like they can squat with a fridge on their back…because as someone who is not athletic – I’m attracted to what I’m not capable of doing…carrying heavy objects….all while being rich enough to make a personal trainers dreams come true.
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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW
2016
11
Nov
I don’t post enough 43 year old Indian (dot not feather) women in provocative glamour model type photoshoots for fashion magazines….because I guess America is Racist and there aren’t enough 43 year old Indian (dot not feather) women famous enough to be in magazines, as they are all too busy working as doctors or lawyers or scientists or waitresses at the family Indian restaurant…making Aishwarya Rai out of a population of billions – the only 43 year old Indian woman the media likes….they always need one token to get the job done – and with a face like this, filtered of photoshopped or not, she’s good enough to put in all kinds of roles – of all ages – so get your money worth out of one – rather than waste time finding others….
She’s a huge Bollywood star, probably still lives in India….so let’s hope this post blows up my servers – because if I can’t be big in America, I’m all for being big in international markets and the only way to do that is with their local tits…so India – if you’re out there – click all my ads.
Posted in:Aishwarya Rai Bachchan|SFW
2016
11
Nov
Hailey Clauson got a job! Good for her. I’ve made fun of Sports Illustrated models for all being hookers who will fuck anyone who pays them explicitly or in the form of being their husbands or sugar daddies with more “romance” and subtlety, but the effect is generally the fucking same….
But Hailey Clauson is different, mainly because she’s been in this hipster model game for a long enough time, and most interestingly modeled provocatively when she was underage for some pervert brand – and sued them – settling and probably making enough money to never work again…all because the corporation was in the wrong, being perverted…and anyone who goes after evil corporations who exploit women for their gain – because there are girls thirsty enough to let them getaway with it – is someone I respect… not to mention rich girls are hot…
So here she is posing in lingerie – no longer underage – because she’s about this life – and even when she was underage she was about this life – she was OK with this kind of behavior and posing….making her terrifying, you know cuz she’ll like it one day – until she sees opportunity – then she’ll act violated – or raped – only to actually do it again because she doesn’t actually feel violated or raped – she just wants the cash….
Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW
