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2016

10

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Hard Nipple Selfie of the Day

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After years of extensive research, it’s safe to say that no matter who you are….if you’re going to take a selfie…whether for your own personal self, or for a bigger purpose like to share yourself with the world because you’re a self involved cunt who thinks she’s great….do it with hard nipples….because everyone involved…on both ends of the spectrum…will appreciate it more….maybe even intellectualize it, over analyze it, celebrate it….by jerking off too many times to it..but it just makes for a better…more substantial image….

This is Bella Thorne…she’s trying to become famous. Or maybe she is famous…it’s all really a fucking blur by now – isn’t it.

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2016

10

Nov

Kendall Jenner is a Real Model with Other Models of the Day

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The only thing interesting about the Jenner’s is that their dad chopped off his dick, and even that isn’t that interesting, it’s more a “would you do it for the story” if you had the opportunity to do it situation…

So every time I see Kendall Jenner, I think…”If only she was her father turned mother, then she’d have a hook, or anything more than just a vapid social media audience and a weird career as a model when she’s not a model but rather a social media person..”….

You know, we could have conversations as to whether it’d be gay despite it looking like a girl, provided you know about the chop….or whether it’s only gay when the prostate they don’t remove makes it cum out of its clit…

But rather we have a “why is she in campaigns, she’s so average”…and the ever present reminder that TRUMP is president because of social media…so social media makes dreams come true…just not my dreams…

Other models in this shoot are Isabelli Fontana and some asian..

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2016

10

Nov

Maartje Verhoef Titty for Vogue Italia of the Day

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Here’s a hot model named Maartje Verhoef showing her tits for Vogue – because when you want to be a hot model – who makes enough money to live a good life and lure in rich guys – you do whatever the fuck Vogue tells you to do – because you need them….they are like your escort agency…

So I don’t Know anything about her – other than that with a name like Maartje Verhoef she’s likely from the Netherlands…a little Dutch girl from Holland…showing tits for that New York life…and luckily it works. She’s got over 100,000 followers on social media so people care….she matters…she exists…and you get to see her tits…her little model tits…

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2016

10

Nov

Jaime King Topless of the Day

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You may not know who Jaime King is…but she was a big enough model in the late 90s or early 2000s, I don’t fucking remember, but I do remember she always showed tits…and I do remember her boyfriend at the time died of a heroin overdose and that’s pretty punk rock…

Apparently she posted this picture on her instagram, I don’t pay attention to instagram – so I can’t confirm or deny it – but like the brilliant reporter I am…digging deep into the depth of the story to mediate it…I’ll post it…just in case it matters….

I am too hungover to bother putting more effort than this in it…

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2016

10

Nov

Hot Slut Blocks the Interstate and Other Videos of the Day

Soccer Player Kills Ref with Shot to Mouth

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Drunk Man Saved From Suicide

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Pumpkin Roll….

Trump Meltdown

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2016

10

Nov

Morning Hangover DUmp of the Day

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I spent a good part of my night with a tranny, we assume a post opp tranny and the entire time I was with it – I kept thinking how deep her man-made hole went, because that’s just the kind of guy I am…

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2016

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The whole world is talking about America…you fame whores do anything for attention…my opinion is that trump just said what he had to say to get in, got in, and won’t be as bad as you think he will…I kinda love that he won – for comedic reasons alone…it’s hilarious – plus Hillary was creepy.

Not to mention – this is what half your country feels and if you were unaware of that – you were living under a rock….or detached, self involved, etc….you clueless fuck…not to mention if you hate on Trump supporters or republicans who make up more than half of your people…you are a hypocritical fuck – all PC as long as people agree with you bullshit…

But to the Hillary Supporters and Trump Haters….who are appalled that a muppet who can’t formulate a sentence unless it is to offend a minority group…even though he doesn’t actually say anything is your next President….maybe you should be less apathetic, self involved, selfie taking social justice Facebook status warriors….and instead try to get off the computer and do something in your local community to help elevate, enlighten, support and change.

You’re all lazy and expect one dude to represent who you are as a people. So that you don’t need to disrupt your life. But you’ll sit there and complain the entire time.
If you want actual change in your system, fighting and unfriending people on Facebook because they don’t agree with your politics doesn’t do anything….

The fact is. most Hillary Supporters I know didn’t even vote…because it was inconvenient…but writing statuses about it all day the last year all day every day isn’t inconvenient….they make the app so user friendly you can do it anywhere…mainly on the toilet…

If you want change in the overall morale, women’s rights, gender issues, pretty anything…instead of calling 50 percent of you racist, uneducated, white trash, disenchanted, ignorant or whatever it is people are flooding the social feed with….you have to all go out and activate, engage, interact with each other..because ultimately…you are peers, neighbours, all living in the same country….

I know it takes away from your TV shows, fast food, your celeb gossip, your selfie taking…but instead of whining about the world…that no one wants to listen to…do something….or shut up because it’s irritating….

Trump is trolling, the internet is trolling, social media doesn’t mediate and I’m sure both parties were evil…maybe he’ll do some good…but he’s clearly a piece of shit.

That said, I’m Canadian and don’t like leaving my house but will let any Americans between the ages of 19-25 move into my bed…provided they pass my casting couch audition.

I bet all you “I’m moving to Canada if Trump Wins” Facebook status writers – don’t actually move to Canada…because everything you write is bullshit noise that dumbs down society…keep the lies to your damn self…

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2016

09

Nov

Toni Garrn By Richard Kern for Numero of the Day

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Toni Garrn is some Leonardo DiCaprio fucking model – who probably never fucked Leo – but it was good enough for business, just not that good enough for business, seeing as she’s still doing hipster instagram style shoots – with her nipples out for attention…but I guess these people just fucking love attention and even the most famous are still thirsty – it’s in their core and they fear losing everything….

Richard Kern, who took these hipster nude pics, is actually an old creeper who has been in the scene of nude pics with random young girls for a long time, I knew him from vice and have promoted his work on the site, even a few years ago – his people asked me to find him local pussy to shoot…because he tours town to town getting anyone over 18 naked…

So he’s got a lot of practice in posing bitches, making them look good, and that’s why I’m down with these pics…I mean that…and nipples…and the fact that they aren’t talking about TRUMP or CLINTON or the absurdity of it all like social justice warriors of the internet – when all we should focus on, is the tits…the real cause of the dumbing of America…

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2016

09

Nov

Michelle Monaghan Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Monaghan is some hot bodied 40 year old – who while everyone is out there crying about the vote…even after tweeting for people to vote -because she’s famous – despite me having to google her – and that’s her duty to fit into the scene….Michelle Monaghan still managed to show off her hot body in a bikini…for a photoshoot – because apparently her life is very very important…where she must spend her days frolicking around in a bikini at 40..probably to get press to ride her fame…or to celebrate her hot body….

She’s 40, from True Detective and some other shit…and for me to say she’s got a hot body….is massive because at 40…that doesn’t happen…ever….maybe Michelle Monaghan should run for president…she’d be almost as easy to jerk off to as your first lady…

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2016

09

Nov

Celebrities Who Voted of the Day

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As a Canadian – I am sure the Trump Winning Election will affect me or my people on some level or another – so when Trump people get mad at me for having an opinion because I am a Canadian – I am reminded why the half retard – great marketer got into office…but I think it’s a troll and he’s not gonna be all that bad…since all he wanted was the title…

I did read Art of the Deal many many years ago – and his one point that I remember is that if you become a celebrity and people talk about you – you can have a platform to push and sell anything – and he’s proved that…so maybe people should be praising him for living the American Dream…where rich white people can make it to the top of Politics without ever working in politics…no matter how insane that dream may be..

I find Trump funny, entertaining, he’s an entertainer…he’s from Reality TV and he proves that social media can destroy for trolling – because people will believe anything – you just need that big FB page to get there…

The only joy I have from the Trump win is all the celebrities being reminded that they are disconnected in their real white privileged life…that peopled don’t care enough about them to be influenced by them….and that despite their efforts – I’m talking to you Katy Perry..you’ve failed…you dancing Monkeys….

I love that how loud they were about Hillary Clinton – Failed them….

So here are a bunch of celebs who voted LOLZ…advertising they VOTED….most opening with the “I’m With Her”…campaign…that lost because instead of making a difference in the world…they are the worst self involved cunts around…making that money…

Anything to remind these celebs that they suck…brings me joy. Fucking idiots…

Some of these celebs are:

Roselyn Sanchez, America Ferrera, Camille Belle, Cheryl Burke, Alex Daddario, Sophia Bush, Jessica Biel, Sarah Michelle Gellar – Hands, Julianne Hough, Katie Cassidy Dumping Trump, Marisa Tomei, Olivia Wilde, Anna Kendrick FACELESS< Emmy Rossum bug eyeed, Lily Collins - Blake Lively Mouth...and anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried and Kate Hudson, Bryce Dallas Howard, Miley Cyrus, Danica McKellar, Beth Behrs, I put some no names in here also...Sarah Hyland, Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens, Mariah Menounos, Taylor Swift... Ariel WInter -

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