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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2016

Nov

Professor Strips Naked and Other Videos of the Day

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Local Hero get Tazed after Taking the American Flag away from Protestor – who probably didn’t vote…

Muslim Man’s Cheap Thrill at the Market

Topless Women Against Trump

Pressure Cooker – Explodes

Mother Pulls out Gun and Starts Firing when Her Daughter Gets in a Fight

Our Hero – Frankie Macdonald Predicts New Zealand Earthquake

Man Peeing on the Fruit at the Market

ATM Starts Spraying out Money

Dog Follows the Rules of the Road

Firecracker Goes Off Next to Soccer Player

Dude Loses His Shit – Throws Kid Out of Window – Then Attacks Randoms with his Machete

Hong Kong Cab Driver VS Crowd

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2016

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I haven’t figured out if the highlight of my weekend was watching my Fat wife eat an entire cake…in a few hours, I thought she’d get through it way quicker….but she’s still a champion in my eyes…

OR if it was dealing with debilitating hemorrhoids thanks to being a fat fuck who sits all day when not eating shit…not being able to walk because of your asshole pain it hilarious – but it does put a damper on anal sex in the gay bars when you’re just trying to make a living….however if it is ANAL cancer, it’d be a pretty appropriate way to go….

But I think the high light was being at the strip club where I got to turn down eager broken women who wanted to let me grab their tits for 10 dollars…because I don’t have 10 dollars…but also because I like seeing them boiled down to the hookers they are…especially when they get mad at you for stringing them along for 15 minutes before rejecting them. That’s just sales girl…you win some and in your case you never win even when you’re winning because you’re a fucking stripper.

I’ll get back to you when I figure it out and here are some stepLINKS – in the morning….

Italy is Launching the Most Gangster Burger
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Elsa Pataky – See Through Dress – Shows Off Her Underwear
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Elsa Pataky in Lingerie
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David Blaine Shocks The Roots and Fallon with His Magic….
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Garbage Can Takes Out a Kid
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Cara Delevingne’s Finger Banging Tattoo of the Day
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10 Movies that Predicted the Future
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Glass Door Takes Out a Kid
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PINK Is Pregnant
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Snake in the Restaurant Ceiling
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The Guy Who Just Wants to be On TV
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Pictures of Drunk People..
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Gilmore Girls in Berlin
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2016

Nov

VideosTheSuck Round-Up for Sunday of the Day

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MOVIES THAT PREDICTED THE FUTURE:

A DEER VS AMERICA EAGLE OUTFITTERS – DOING A LITTLE X-MAS SHOPPING

SNAKE IN A RESTAURANT CEILING

SHAI LEBEEF RAPPING ON THE RADIO – PEOPLE ARE LOVING IT:

FACEBOOK DRONE – GIVING THE INTERNET TO THE WORLD

Beware of Slenderman Movie – Seems Creepy as Fuck

GRAMDMA’S IN A BOOTY CONTEST

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2016

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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With every post I write – I think “I wonder if this will be the one that goes viral, that puts me on the map, that gets me noticed, that will be so funny, compelling, intelligent, inspiring, that I end up a motivational speaker, filmmaker, dot com billionaire”….but it never happens, it probably will never happen, but I just keep going and repeating, because clearly I am a slow learner and don’t realize what failure looks like – since failure is all I know.

Here are some stepLINKS…

This NBA Mom Dance is Crazy
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Miranda Kerr in a Swimsuit
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Mariah Carey’s Ass in a Thong
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Rihanna Looking Hot Enough in the Valerian Trailer…No Wait, That’s Some Alien…
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The Gilmore Girls in Berlin for the Perverts
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Blac Chyna Mannequin Challenged her Baby Birth with Kris Jenner Directing
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Amazing 500,000 dollar Porsche
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Trashy Instagram Model’s Instagram Model Ass
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Lady Victoria’s Titties in a See Through
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Paint Soaker Battle
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Bella Hadid’s Nipples Celebrate Breaking Up with the Weeknd – who Cheats on Her
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This is what Geraldo’s Apartment Looks Like
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits Promoting Shit….
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Ronaldo isn’t Retiring from Soccer for Another 5 Years – So Homo Soccer Fans from Portugal will have 5 more years of jerking off left…
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Kat Dennings – in a Black Dress
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Elizabeth Olsen Goes for a Walk in LEggings
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Some New Star Wars Internation Trailer
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Chrissy Teigen – Mom Tits
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Hailey Steinfeld is Skinnier
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Vanessa Hudgens in Pants…..
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Reese Witherspoon Pussy Cameltoe Jog
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Real Housewives in a Bathing Suit
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Rat Cow for Some Make-Up Campaign that Doesn’t Realize her Fans are All Dudes Jerking Off to Her Tits…
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A Bunch of Leonard Cohen Songs because he Was Good
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Nicola Peltz in Shorts
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Mark Hamill’s Pop Culture Quest Trailer…
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Rita Ora at the London Airport
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How About a Naked Zack Morris
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Trashy Fredrick’s of Hollywood Chick
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French Montana VS Circus Elephants.
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Reggie Bush – Sucks at Abortions.
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Naked Page 3 Girls of the Day
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Elsa Pataky in a See Through Outfit
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Big Tit GIF!
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Just Eating Out a Stripper
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Some Slut on Webcam
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Vagina Picture of the Day
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Terrible Porn Clip
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The Dude who Surprises People with his dick
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Dude Pissing on a McDonald’s Employees Face
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See Through Orange Bikini!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Just Fucking to an Office Full of People
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2016

Nov

Em Rat Cow’s Empowered Panty Pic of the Day

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It’s nice to see that when the world, or at least America is divided and protesting….on Veterans day, while people are celebrating fallen soldiers, Rat Cow has the power to ignore what is going on, and focus on herself and her narcissism….by intellectualizing her being a self involved exhibitionist cunt living a bullshit life filled with a lot of money…and praise…all because she’s a naked girl for the internet that dudes who jerk off to thanks to her big tits….it’s the only reason they follow her….so I don’t really get why advertisers use her as an Influencer, but maybe it’s because 10 million people follow this…which is great for an exhibitionist cunt to post her panties to…while intellectualizing herself…probably the kind of girl who spends her days looking at herself and I find her pretty repulsive…

So here are some Obamas meeting Trumps memes…

OR better – a girl getting a CARROT BUKAKE…

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2016

Nov

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Tits of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is topless in some movie called personal shopper….which means you can see her lesbian tits – that aren’t for you penis wielding perverts – no matter how big of a fan you are of her as a Twilight actress – love interest I think isn’t that hot, totally overrated….possibly inbred…but when tits are involved, because she’s just that committed of an actress, she’s that into her role and maybe even that “feminist” since they are just tits – and to show tits is feminist…it means you aren’t sexualizing the tits – even when you’re sexualizing the tits…you men are such pigs…the reason she’s run to the pussy eating life…the same pussy eating any of her fans probably imagine her doing when they jerk off to her….

I think this is the most naked I’ve seen her…and that may not be a good thing, or an accomplishment, or even exciting…but it’s better than not seeing her naked…or is it?

I guess this brings up the age old question….of ‘I’ve seen your tits now show me labia”…when it is pulled away from the slimy vagina it’s scissoring I guess…

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2016

Nov

Jessica Biel in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Biel in a bikini showing her mom ass – that is aging as mom asses do – but that has some solid muscle memory that despite slowly sinking into itself, is still round and magical as it was when she first started dating her Husband Justin Timberlake – while she’d just stick around at home working out everyday as he toured for the family – because that’s what love is about – dude goes out there and makes millions – while bitch stays home doing squats, never hounding him – to throw away the lottery ticket / meal ticket – that despite a crazy pre-nup is still lucrative as fuck for her…as long as she just maintains that ass as long as she can…we’re talking until she’s old enough todo the granny BumBum contest. Her finances depend on it.

I’ve never really been a fan, but this isn’t about me, it’s about playing find the cellulite on this fitness addicted actress in her bikini at 35 years very old for a girl.

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2016

Nov

Lily McMenamy Hairy Tits by Juergen Teller of the Day

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Lily McMenamy is the daughter of some other model named Kristen McMenamy and some famous Tunisian night club owner from Paris…

Her stepfather, and we all love stepfathers is Miles Aldridge – who is the photographer brother of Lily Aldridge – because the world is an incestuous place.

She was essentially brought up up around party people, cocaine, the rich girl model life and most importantly. the openness and willingness to get naked for money, or for fashion or for art, because it is not deemed pornographic – and I guess more girls have taken this heathen approach to life thanks to social media and now the world is not quite a better, more fun, higher medicated place…it’s just a dumber clickbait long hanging fruit place…

But that doens’t mean this shoot with Juergen Teller, a legendary photographer isn’t fun…it’s got a close up to her nipple hair, something I first experienced on a girl when I was 25, she was 18 and she had the greatest tits, but also the hairiest tits, something I was never told existed – you know thick pubic hair growing out of her nipples, that I sucked…and realized – it’s not that bad…it comes with bush…

But when it becomes a feminist play…and it gets the girl praise…from all the girls out there who also have hairy nipples – it becomes annoying…

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2016

Nov

Lily Collins is Hot of the Day

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Lily Collins is hot. I normally make fun of celebrity kids – because I don’t respect nepotism – even in a world where nepotism is everything, I find it discounts everything the person accomplishes – and even if they are smart and talented thanks to being raised rich and being made out of award winning DNA.

I also always found Phil Collins music annoying….I would argue the “In the Air Tonight” was the bane of my teenage years – and for some reason it would rape my ears everytime it was on the radio – which was all the time – as most women who were very into Phil Collin, despite him being a bald british elf and his music is what they’d make us fuck to…

But Lily Collins…is hot and that’s enough for me to ignore the trust fund and inheritance she’ll be getting – from all the terrible but popular music…plus I can focus on her being raised in LA by her mom while dad was on the road fucking groupies – leading to daddy issues that are so much deeper than the daddy issues of non-rich girls….because rich girls can afford to be bigger victims about the shit -as they don’t have to work as strippers to fill that void…

Making this one ALL the better….I wish I could feel her coming in my facial hair tonight….DROWN ME LILY COLLINS – DROWN ME WITH YOUR PUSSY LIKE I WAS THE GUY YOUR DAD SINGS ABOUT IN THAT SONG…because drowning on pussy squirt is one of my dreams and it seems like it’d be appropriate…

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2016

Nov

Strong Legged Hilary Duff in Shorts of the Day

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I am pretty convinced this Hilary Duff in jean shorts post won’t be the one that puts this site on the map after being around for 12 years – it’s bound to happen eventually right? I can’t just be the site that got a ton of traffic the Day I got the exclusive video of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham squirting and Gawker linked me….that can’t be my legacy…this can’t be my legacy…but then again I guess it won’t because if no one knows you exist, they don’t know when you die, and no candle light vigils happen outside your home…not because my writing isn’t brilliant as I reach to make Hilary Duff all strong in shorts thanks to the personal trainer she bangs worth reading in an era where no one reads…especailly not broken english…but because none of this actually matters and anyone showing any interest in Hilary Duff’s strong legs in shorts…have probably already seen her strong legs in shorts….because they are creepy, weird, obsessive and have been following her since she started out as a kid…and still can’t get enough of her.

I’m a late blooming Hilary Duff fan, because I’m more and more into thick legs that look like they can squat with a fridge on their back…because as someone who is not athletic – I’m attracted to what I’m not capable of doing…carrying heavy objects….all while being rich enough to make a personal trainers dreams come true.

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