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2016

11

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Veteran’s Day….time to remember fallen soldiers, who fought for the illusion of your freedom, but rather for oil interests of very rich and powerful people who were using these people as their henchmen….So many people who died for their country didn’t want to go to war in the first place – but they were poor and black and forced to be on the front lines…while White people in college could say “no thanks”….unless they felt very patriotic and got to play officer…

My white grandfather was a pilot in World War II and probably killed a lot of people…destroying his life and making him an alcoholic who died prematurely…so…no one wins in war…

I think we should use today as a day to figure out how to get along – or accept each other – while hating or being apathetic towards each other rather than protesting and blocking traffic – because it’s annoying to everyone – because ultimately good life can be lived…fun life can be lived and if we don’t fix global warming..we’ll all be dead anyway – so why be mad – fighting like brats…when you can just focus on important things, like tits….

Leonard Cohen Has Died – as a Montrealer – This is Big News…
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Conor McGregor in a Mink Coat
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One Girl – 14 Annoying Accents
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Tove Lo Pasties
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Aaron Sorkin’s Letter to his Daughter
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Cara Delevingne is at an Event and in a New Trailer….
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Sarah Jean Underwood is Slutty
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Weird Dog on Trampoline Emo Christmas Commercial
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The Creepy JACK IN THE BOX Make-up
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IGUANA VS SNAKE – TERRIFYING
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Miss Bumbum Bikini Girls
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Bob Crane from Hogan’s Heroes Murderer to be Revealed….
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Billy Bob Said He Never Felt Good Enough for Angelina Jolie
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Friends offering a Helping Hand in Offroading Video…
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2016

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always annoying when I am sick in bed with a sore throat half dead – because I never know whether it’s AIDS from eating out hookers, bacterial infections from eating out hookers, throat cancer from eating out hookers, or just standard lost voice after trying to convince girls at a bar to show me their nude pics on their phone until 4 in the morning…because they are for some reason more comfortable showing me video of them being filled by cock…than they are with showing me their pussy in person…because I am disgusting….but have great insight on how to improve their performance….I am the nude selfie critic no one cares about…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Zendaya is the New Black Mary Jane in Spiderman
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Cara Delevingne’s Tattoo She Fucks Women With
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Collison with Cyclist Video
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Lily Rose Depp – Push Up Bra
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Mariah Carey Performing in a Weird One Piece
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Some Famewhore Who Wants You To Know She Voted
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Kaley Cuoco’s Clown Face…
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Azealia Banks is Proud of Trump
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Drake Buys Taylor Swift’s “CAT” Toys…I assume they Mean her Pussy….
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South Park’s Last Minute Re-Write Because They Thought Trump Was Going to Lose.
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Check out the Tits on this Film Director’s Wife..
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Pantsless Lohan’s Silly T-Shirt Making Fun of Herself….
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Tove Lo – Weed Pasties
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Driving Close Call of the Day
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Brad Pitt is not a Child Abuser
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Kelly Rippa’s Old as Fuck Face
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Lizzy Caplan Nude in Masters of Sex
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Blac Chyna Made a Kardashian
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Some Random Chick Getting Naked
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Bush of the Day
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Stopping a Prostitute in the Act
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Rat Cow’s Big Tits Eat Chips
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Tove Lo Pussy Grab….
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Just Some Lesbians in the Shower
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Just Some Eating Out a Stripper on Stage
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Misty Copeland Nipples
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She Quit Porn After This…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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2016

10

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Hard Nipple Selfie of the Day

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After years of extensive research, it’s safe to say that no matter who you are….if you’re going to take a selfie…whether for your own personal self, or for a bigger purpose like to share yourself with the world because you’re a self involved cunt who thinks she’s great….do it with hard nipples….because everyone involved…on both ends of the spectrum…will appreciate it more….maybe even intellectualize it, over analyze it, celebrate it….by jerking off too many times to it..but it just makes for a better…more substantial image….

This is Bella Thorne…she’s trying to become famous. Or maybe she is famous…it’s all really a fucking blur by now – isn’t it.

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2016

10

Nov

Kendall Jenner is a Real Model with Other Models of the Day

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The only thing interesting about the Jenner’s is that their dad chopped off his dick, and even that isn’t that interesting, it’s more a “would you do it for the story” if you had the opportunity to do it situation…

So every time I see Kendall Jenner, I think…”If only she was her father turned mother, then she’d have a hook, or anything more than just a vapid social media audience and a weird career as a model when she’s not a model but rather a social media person..”….

You know, we could have conversations as to whether it’d be gay despite it looking like a girl, provided you know about the chop….or whether it’s only gay when the prostate they don’t remove makes it cum out of its clit…

But rather we have a “why is she in campaigns, she’s so average”…and the ever present reminder that TRUMP is president because of social media…so social media makes dreams come true…just not my dreams…

Other models in this shoot are Isabelli Fontana and some asian..

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2016

10

Nov

Maartje Verhoef Titty for Vogue Italia of the Day

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Here’s a hot model named Maartje Verhoef showing her tits for Vogue – because when you want to be a hot model – who makes enough money to live a good life and lure in rich guys – you do whatever the fuck Vogue tells you to do – because you need them….they are like your escort agency…

So I don’t Know anything about her – other than that with a name like Maartje Verhoef she’s likely from the Netherlands…a little Dutch girl from Holland…showing tits for that New York life…and luckily it works. She’s got over 100,000 followers on social media so people care….she matters…she exists…and you get to see her tits…her little model tits…

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2016

10

Nov

Jaime King Topless of the Day

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You may not know who Jaime King is…but she was a big enough model in the late 90s or early 2000s, I don’t fucking remember, but I do remember she always showed tits…and I do remember her boyfriend at the time died of a heroin overdose and that’s pretty punk rock…

Apparently she posted this picture on her instagram, I don’t pay attention to instagram – so I can’t confirm or deny it – but like the brilliant reporter I am…digging deep into the depth of the story to mediate it…I’ll post it…just in case it matters….

I am too hungover to bother putting more effort than this in it…

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2016

10

Nov

Hot Slut Blocks the Interstate and Other Videos of the Day

Soccer Player Kills Ref with Shot to Mouth

Drug Dealer Shootout

Drunk Man Saved From Suicide

Nose Picker

TOWING a Car Backwards

Pumpkin Roll….

Trump Meltdown

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2016

10

Nov

Morning Hangover DUmp of the Day

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I spent a good part of my night with a tranny, we assume a post opp tranny and the entire time I was with it – I kept thinking how deep her man-made hole went, because that’s just the kind of guy I am…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Zendaya – Next Mary Jane Watson
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10 Finniest Movie Moments
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Travis Tritt – Hates Beyonce
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Dental Surgery Lions
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The World Of Alternative Movie Posters
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GUY DRESSES As Cat’s Favorite toy
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THE 100 Most Collectible Living Artists
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Naked X-Men Character
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Lady Gaga Protesting Outside Trump Tower – Good Job Fool
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Nicole Scherzinger – Need to Be NAKED
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2016

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The whole world is talking about America…you fame whores do anything for attention…my opinion is that trump just said what he had to say to get in, got in, and won’t be as bad as you think he will…I kinda love that he won – for comedic reasons alone…it’s hilarious – plus Hillary was creepy.

Not to mention – this is what half your country feels and if you were unaware of that – you were living under a rock….or detached, self involved, etc….you clueless fuck…not to mention if you hate on Trump supporters or republicans who make up more than half of your people…you are a hypocritical fuck – all PC as long as people agree with you bullshit…

But to the Hillary Supporters and Trump Haters….who are appalled that a muppet who can’t formulate a sentence unless it is to offend a minority group…even though he doesn’t actually say anything is your next President….maybe you should be less apathetic, self involved, selfie taking social justice Facebook status warriors….and instead try to get off the computer and do something in your local community to help elevate, enlighten, support and change.

You’re all lazy and expect one dude to represent who you are as a people. So that you don’t need to disrupt your life. But you’ll sit there and complain the entire time.
If you want actual change in your system, fighting and unfriending people on Facebook because they don’t agree with your politics doesn’t do anything….

The fact is. most Hillary Supporters I know didn’t even vote…because it was inconvenient…but writing statuses about it all day the last year all day every day isn’t inconvenient….they make the app so user friendly you can do it anywhere…mainly on the toilet…

If you want change in the overall morale, women’s rights, gender issues, pretty anything…instead of calling 50 percent of you racist, uneducated, white trash, disenchanted, ignorant or whatever it is people are flooding the social feed with….you have to all go out and activate, engage, interact with each other..because ultimately…you are peers, neighbours, all living in the same country….

I know it takes away from your TV shows, fast food, your celeb gossip, your selfie taking…but instead of whining about the world…that no one wants to listen to…do something….or shut up because it’s irritating….

Trump is trolling, the internet is trolling, social media doesn’t mediate and I’m sure both parties were evil…maybe he’ll do some good…but he’s clearly a piece of shit.

That said, I’m Canadian and don’t like leaving my house but will let any Americans between the ages of 19-25 move into my bed…provided they pass my casting couch audition.

I bet all you “I’m moving to Canada if Trump Wins” Facebook status writers – don’t actually move to Canada…because everything you write is bullshit noise that dumbs down society…keep the lies to your damn self…

Goldie Hawn OLD tit for the Paparazzi
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40 Year Old Granny In the Mirrom
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Katy Perry Failed
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Crushing Halloween
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Trump Newspaper Covers
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Jeanette McCurdy’s Home
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Nicola Peltz – Pantyhose
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Mariah Carey – Big Tits
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Mountain Biking
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Charli XCX Bra Top
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Dakota Fanning – Legs
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First Post-Divorce Brad Pitt Pics
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Nina Dobrev for the Election
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Lizzy Caplan Nude
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Apple Engineer Gets Pumped
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Solid Construction Fails
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Mariah Carey Big Tits on Stage
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Tove Lo Legs
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The Physics of Grinding
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Why Germans Didn’t Walk Around the Berlin Wall
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Daisy Lea Nipple
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Dakota Fanning Legs
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Lady Gaga Plays Female Politician
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Busty Barbara – Lingerie
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She Quit Porn After This
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Big Tits Leather Couth
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Implants of the Day
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Lubed Up Latina
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Naked Chick With Big tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

09

Nov

Toni Garrn By Richard Kern for Numero of the Day

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Toni Garrn is some Leonardo DiCaprio fucking model – who probably never fucked Leo – but it was good enough for business, just not that good enough for business, seeing as she’s still doing hipster instagram style shoots – with her nipples out for attention…but I guess these people just fucking love attention and even the most famous are still thirsty – it’s in their core and they fear losing everything….

Richard Kern, who took these hipster nude pics, is actually an old creeper who has been in the scene of nude pics with random young girls for a long time, I knew him from vice and have promoted his work on the site, even a few years ago – his people asked me to find him local pussy to shoot…because he tours town to town getting anyone over 18 naked…

So he’s got a lot of practice in posing bitches, making them look good, and that’s why I’m down with these pics…I mean that…and nipples…and the fact that they aren’t talking about TRUMP or CLINTON or the absurdity of it all like social justice warriors of the internet – when all we should focus on, is the tits…the real cause of the dumbing of America…

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