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2016

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Nov

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in a Magazine of the Day

I don’t post enough 43 year old Indian (dot not feather) women in provocative glamour model type photoshoots for fashion magazines….because I guess America is Racist and there aren’t enough 43 year old Indian (dot not feather) women famous enough to be in magazines, as they are all too busy working as doctors or lawyers or scientists or waitresses at the family Indian restaurant…making Aishwarya Rai out of a population of billions – the only 43 year old Indian woman the media likes….they always need one token to get the job done – and with a face like this, filtered of photoshopped or not, she’s good enough to put in all kinds of roles – of all ages – so get your money worth out of one – rather than waste time finding others….

She’s a huge Bollywood star, probably still lives in India….so let’s hope this post blows up my servers – because if I can’t be big in America, I’m all for being big in international markets and the only way to do that is with their local tits…so India – if you’re out there – click all my ads.

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2016

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Hailey Clauson for Eberjay of the Day

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Hailey Clauson got a job! Good for her. I’ve made fun of Sports Illustrated models for all being hookers who will fuck anyone who pays them explicitly or in the form of being their husbands or sugar daddies with more “romance” and subtlety, but the effect is generally the fucking same….

But Hailey Clauson is different, mainly because she’s been in this hipster model game for a long enough time, and most interestingly modeled provocatively when she was underage for some pervert brand – and sued them – settling and probably making enough money to never work again…all because the corporation was in the wrong, being perverted…and anyone who goes after evil corporations who exploit women for their gain – because there are girls thirsty enough to let them getaway with it – is someone I respect… not to mention rich girls are hot…

So here she is posing in lingerie – no longer underage – because she’s about this life – and even when she was underage she was about this life – she was OK with this kind of behavior and posing….making her terrifying, you know cuz she’ll like it one day – until she sees opportunity – then she’ll act violated – or raped – only to actually do it again because she doesn’t actually feel violated or raped – she just wants the cash….

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2016

11

Nov

Ella Merryweather is Hot of the Day

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Ella Merryweather has nipples, like most girls – and really most guys – but we try not to think about that – because thinking about man nipple – especially when looking at woman nipple…is pretty fucking gay….

She’s not a famous model, she’s got almost zero followers in a world where social media following is more important than anything and everything…but she’s fucking lovely as fuck…and I’m not just saying that because she’s showing her nipples, I am saying it because she’s British and has one of the most ridiculous British names…one you’d expect to be the name of a raincoat store or a fucking tea and crumpet house…or even a pub…”Merryweather”….but from my experience with British woman, this one doesn’t look like a drunk Chimney Sweeper with less of a beard…and less willingness to pull out its dick in public…because if you’ve ever been drunk with a Briton, they will always end up flashing cock, it’s a side effect of the accent…but rather she is more of an angel sent from titty modeling heaven…

That’s all I got…which isn’t much….but it’s more than me not bothering to post, which would probably do myself and the world some good…

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2016

11

Nov

Creepy Jessica Simpson Pic of the Day

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I don’t know why but this Jessica Simpson picture she posted on social media – creeps me out.

She’s got more make-up on than a haggard porn star trying to cover up her herpes and/or meth scabs, a black eye from an abusive husband, and they years of sadness that being a haggard pornstar has done to her….all while trying to be hot enough for dudes to jerk off to her while taking loads to her face…which isn’t that much of an accomplishment – since dudes will jerk off to anything…including an old Mom Jessica Simpson and her big tits channelling a porn chick…all fake lips pursed and smokey dead eyes the way we like em…a botox fail to some is a botox win to others…while staring at her good old wholesome country tits.

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2016

11

Nov

Genevieve Morton’s No Longer Fat – But She Is Old of the Day

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I used to make fun of Genevieve Morton for being fat, but I think that brought us closer together, I think a good old fashioned body shaming with an element of genuine concert – reminds people that they’ve fallen off and allows them to evaluate their life and make positive changes – like eating better, quitting drinking and getting fit, especially when they are trying to be working models…so in a lot of ways I am a fucking hero…

People who never criticize people but instead just encourage them – aren’t doing the person any favors…so today a few years after ripping into her…we can say “holy fuck that body is amazing, I want it in my mouth…rubbing against my face, soaking my beard”…magical…

And despite her being over 30, old as fuck in the model world…she’s given her tits new life…so remember aging women out there…stay fit…it makes you more than just tolerable…it makes you amazing…and someone I want to drown on after they sit on my face in anger for my mean posts all these years…

So Genevieve if you’re out there..you’re magical and amazing..

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2016

11

Nov

Christina Aguilera’s Big Tits for Hillary of the Day

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This is already old news, I mean since everyone in the world is appalled, or happy, that the moron that is Trump is your new leader, whereas everyone just assumed the evil snake woman that is Hillary was going to make it through – because of her political experience that has made her worth hundreds of million of dollars…because a moron with no experience may be just what the world needs…and Trump, with all his silly bigotry targeting what America is clearly into…not all of america – but a lot of America…and the whole thing was viral marketing at it’s best. That’s social media for ruining humanity….not that I think Clinton was best, I don’t even think her losing had anything to her having a vagina, because I’d argue that she doesn’t even have a vagina…but rather an evil black hole that eats souls…

But Aguilera…there’s a vagina I can endorse…all thick and big tittied…all damaged from baby making…all lovely and magical…good times…

I also like when these people publicly endorse politics and don’t make a difference…because it’s amazing to see these winners lose…especially when they have big tits.

10 years ago I bet a friend I would fuck Aguilera before dying…and as I get closer and closer to death…I’m pretty sure that’s never going to happen…so when I look at her tits – I am reminded of another one of my failures…#NeverSucceed..

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2016

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Nov

Elsa Hosk Doing Fitness of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is some old model that Victoria’s Secret pulled out of the nude model scene to replace Candice Swanepoel because they like to typecast, which in and of itself is racist, like most of these PC idiots who try to be inclusive, unless you don’t agree with them, in which case they will protest, disrupt and break shit….in their hometowns, which is better than just being a keyboard Facebook status cowboy…but when it’s in a democratic state like California…or in a city like San Francisco…makes no sense…because the bigotry in a trump campaign speaks to more people in other places in the country…so connect with them you fucking whiners…

That said, Elsa Hosk is Swedish. She’s hot while working out in lame, staged, photoshoots..but a reminder of all the nude pics she’s done in the past…which is what all watching a girl workout does for me….it reminds me or makes me think about them nude…like what would a vagina look like in that position….what WOULD the LIPS do…I’m basic.

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2016

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Scary Serena Williams Bikini Pic of the Day

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The scariest thing about these Serena Williams boxing some dude on the beach -is that the dude in the pics is actually 6 foot 6…..

She’s a fucking monster, a giant, with an ass that is bigger than the average human…making you wonder whether she’s actually a woman, or a product of an opportunist father who wanted his “girls” to destroy the white girls at the tennis club, because strong athleticism is a way to earn respect and a lot of money – and if you start young with the hormones and sex changes – the kids don’t even remember being born with penis….unless they are just big, strong, athletic women…in which case they are terrifying…

To like this is to possibly to have a sexual disfunction, or maybe you’re gay and don’t know it…because I have seen trannies who are more feminine than this, and sure trannies have something to prove and are always more girl than girls, it’s part of the transition…and a tranny would never go out looking this masculine in a bikini because they spent money and time trying to transition….

But I do know dudes, regular dudes, who have big black girl fetishes…they just love the massive ass and tits of fertility to smother them…so…ultimately we are all a bunch of faggots with questionable fetishes and to me this is scary…but to all the horny fucks…this could be everything…a huge ass in a bikini dominating a man….some of us like girls who can’t run from us due to weakness – while others like not being able to run away from a woman…whatever works, who cares what you get off to…but this is weird…not the kind of tennis player I’d jerk off to…

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2016

11

Nov

Kim Baltes is Naked Enough of the Day

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Kim Baltes is apparently a model, but that doesn’t mean anything in this world of the selfie, it just means that like every other girl she feels comfortable posing for a camera half naked, or naked, just last night I got to talking to some 19 year old, a regular 19 year old and after asking what the most wild picture she had on her phone – she said “a video of me getting fucked for 3 minutes”….straight the fuck up….normal girl…producing porn for her cell phone album…because that’s the world we live in…you don’t need to be a pornstar to do porn, or a model to be naked…just go out there and do it….we believe in you…

This one is named Kim Baltes. I’ve never heard of her, maybe she’s someone, maybe she’s nothing, but she’s definitely something young, tight, vibrant, new and refreshing, untouched and worth staring at – because sometimes thirsty girls deserve the liquids we can produce for them…and this one is one of those girls…she’s great…

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2016

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