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2023

04

Sep

Burning Man Mud Tits of the Day

I think one of the highlights of the weekend was hearing that Burning Man had an Ebola outbreak and that all the loser who attended Burning Man were under some kind of lockdown or quarantine, which I thought would lead to them ending up dead.

Unfortunately, the worst kind of people who attend Burning Man, or who think it’s cool to see rich people cosplay as homeless and nomadic people, for some kind of freakish and Satanic Ritual that’s become some pop culture stop on the pop culture tour, that if you’re anyone in this world of social media, you gotta be at Burning Man, otherwise you don’t exist, or you’re not some higher level, higher functioning loser who can fuck with the tech billionaires who are drawn to the event because they get to see tits…

Burning Man is a nightmare, that should have been an actual nightmare, you know for the haters out there to get what we’ve always wanted for the assholes who live for this shit and talk about this shit all year while leading up to the shit….

But with their hippie bullshit comes naked whores and here’s a round-up from the muddy burning man that was not locked down due to EBOLA, unfortunately, but rain….

Fucking losers.

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2023

04

Sep

Stella Hudgens Brown Nipples of the Day

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I realize that girls are making stupid money on OnlyFans, the guy who owns OnlyFans, who used to advertise on this site before doing OnlyFans, paid himself 1 million dollars a day last year and still has stupid money within his company that owns OnlyFans, it’s a big fucking industry because dudes are pathetic losers who pay for shit they’d otherwise get for free, assuming the whore was naturally a whore and not just one of those money grubbers being a whore for money, since everyone has a price, which is one of the more unattractive things to find in a whore….

Well, Stella Hudgens, the sister to Vanessa Hudgens decided to hop on the OnlyFans money train thanks to dudes being pathetic losers who pay for this shit, and I haven’t seen her trying to intellectualize her approach to “I’m a pervert, I like porn, I like sex, I like money, I like being jerked off to”, which other OnlyFans girls try to do when anyone with a brain understands why they do it…MONEY…and ATTENTION…because they are soulless and disgusting and feel that their self produced they were giving out for free was some kind of purpose…

So I’ll take her titty flash as a more organic rich girl, celebrity affiliated girl, cashing in and paving her own way in her sex character for easy money, to potentially annoy the family as she dips into low level porn, but probably not since they sold Vanessa to Disney….

I like her captions, which scream “written by an agency who take 20 percent of her earnings so that she doesn’t have to do anything but take the pics, so that the dudes paying to sext her are actually sexting BOTS or Indians at a call center, SO HOT”…

The whole thing is stupid, but hey, brown Celebrity Affiliated nips on tits we used to be like “when is this sister going to end up in porn”….who has now ended up in some kind of porn, just not very good porn…

COAT ME WITH CUM….sure Stella, I believe you….fucking liar. Fraud. Fuck.

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2023

04

Sep

Hilary Duff Sauna Tits of the Day

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Hilary Duff is rich, she’s from the glory days of celebrity after being recruited by some pervert producers back when she was still a teen, playing some wholesome and corny characters that occasionally let her actual perverted, sexual persona that got her on TV in the first place, even at a young age shine through….

So from having multiple men, to having kids with multiple men, to doing the occasional tight pants, big fit ass because girl is sturdy, to now a masturbating in the Sauna with her bikini tits out for the perverts, you know she’s doing it for the perverts, she’s not here trying to do it for the chicks who still follow her after all these years, because clearly she likes being jerked off to, maybe it’s all she knows or stems back to some trauma of when she first got into the industry, where being jerked off to meant getting the job in a “It’s our secret” kind of way.

Point of the story, STUFF BY DUFF TITS….

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2023

04

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Nurses are the sex workers of the Medical Industry, just being as seductive and strategic in the workplace to do some classic homewrecking while working towards the pension in their high paid job, rather than being an actual sex worker at the strip club, so that you can secure that doctor who is committed to the woman who put him through med school but is ready to destroy new pussy now that he’s rich….he’s a doctor and exploring as much pussy as he can is all part of the fun and sometimes that Nurse is what is needed to push them over the edge….

I don’t really respect doctors or nurses, but I’m ok sexualizing nurses in their scrubs, no matter how gross those scrubs may be, no matter what weirdo infectious diseases they may have on them, from COVID to EBOLA….I’m protected by the screen, which is like a condom…OR A COVID MASK….but less fun because screens suck than diving right in and tasting those UTIs…

Here are some nurses doubling down by being a sex worker of the hospital and a sex worker on the internet for loser dudes with nurse fetishes.

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2023

04

Sep

Sophia Bush Weak Heart and Cleavage of the Day

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NEW FETISH CHECK…

I don’t really give a fuck about Sophia Bush, but she’s got a huge network of pervert dudes who fucking love her because she was on some nerd show or a show that appealed to he nerds a bunch of years ago. I don’t think she’s hideous but I also don’t give a fuck about her celebrity or sex appeal, especially 20 years after being on that show….

I am into this titty flash, bra flash, sports bra flash, because she’s incorporated some medical devices, which isn’t entirely a fetish, but seeing her tracking her heart, like she has a vaccine injury or some other terminal disease or heart disease….

Some of you probably have one of those “she’s sick, I’ll push her around in a wheel chair, I’ll even massage her feet when she’s in a Coma after the massive stroke her heart disease gives her”….

But yeah, check out those oiled up titty in a bra with a medical device pics….

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2023

04

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

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Here are some self proclaimed MILFS because they believe in the power of suggestion, they’re like “I’m a MILF” to which the mindless male retard is like “Tits, let’s go”…because ultimately, we don’t fucking care if a bitch is actually determined to be a MILF by the board of directors who decide these things….if the mom herself is like “I’m hot enough to get jerked off to, therefore I am a MILF, cuz dudes are basic, simple and have no standards and the majority will agree with me”….I see the “NICE BOBS” commenters of instagram and the internet…LOTS OF LOSERS out there.

I am not hating on MILFS, I appreciate their busy schedules, their priorities, their ability to manage a house, but most importantly I enjoy judging them for being whores when they should put the whoredom to the side to focus on being MOMS…

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2023

04

Sep

Noah Cyrus See Through in a Mask of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is one of those ugly chicks who turns herself into some sort of art project, by making herself uglier, which is not actual art because art doesn’t exist, especially at her level of celebrity family and richness, since I believe the struggle is what makes an artist…

She’s definitely got a fucked up face, so why not make it more fucked up by shaving off the eyebrows and getting face injections that make you look like some kind of muppet or team mascot costume.

If you put on a sheer dress, showing of the uneventful, even though they are Miley’s sister’s tits, which probably wouldn’t matter, since we can see Miley tits with the help of google or IMPORTANT cultural sites like this.

She’s got a pair of white panties on too, since I guess she doesn’t want the world to see her neo vagina labia dangling..

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2023

04

Sep

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I don’t really understand the whole pregnancy fetish, but I guess it is sex coming to full fruition, or completion and the whole fucking point of fucking.

So maybe in a world that took the baby-making out of the fucking, our animal brains are still wired to the baby-making, because if you’re a man, you should naturally want to spread your seed and if you’re a man and don’t want to spread your seed it’s because you’re low testosterone, maybe the hormones on the water, maybe the brainwashing from the media we consume trying to kill the family unit and make everyone a fucking lonely empty loser eating fast food and married to a job or a screen…I don’t fucking know…

I just know that more and more people seem excited by pregnancy and more and more pregnant bitches or milky tit lactating moms are sexualizing themselves for what must be a lucrative fetish niche, because there’s a lot of lonely dudes who crave a pregnant bitch or a milk filled tit, whether from mommy issues, or loser who will never make a mommy issues, but if you’re into milky tits, there’s no shortage of milky tits doing their best DAIRY COW impression in hopes your sadness seeks dopamine release by jacking off to them….or maybe signing up and paying them because exclusive content is a fucking racket and these girls are out of control…

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

04

Sep

Fat Ass Dance and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Worst Youtube Video

At the Water Park

Powdering her Tits

Helping Girl on the Leg Press

Mime vs Slut

Obnoxious Content Creators

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2023

04

Sep

Birthing Videos for Labor Day of the Day

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I’ve been posting birthing videos on labour day for as long as I can remember. There was an era where average women weren’t posting their cunts on every internet platform they could for clout and money, so I’d have to deal with the loopholes of Youtube to celebrate the pussy being posted to the mainstream google owned platform, addressing that people jack off to it and google knows this, they are watching, but they let it slide because they can pretend it’s informative and natural, since they claim there’s nothing more natural to humanity than giving birth….even though it’s all so creepy and alien to the autistics like me.

So I’ve just kept up the tradition of women in labor on labor day, where now there’s more women posting birthing videos, not just weird hippies and weird birthing fetish channels, because everyone’s a self involved pervert who likes showing off their cunt being stretched out in all kinds of ways as they bring new life to the world….

Labor videos on Labor Day, genius concept, I know….how do I come up with this shit..

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