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2025

17

Mar

Carmen Electra Wishes You a Happy Saint Paddy’s Day

It’s apparently Saint Patrick’s Day today, or yesterday or tomorrow…but if you’re drunk enough, it can be Saint Patrick’s day every day.

I am not really sure why a holiday devoted to the man who brought Jesus to Ireland has turned into a mom puking in a back alley at the annual parade, but that’s just where humanity takes things.

I am sure that I don’t need any excuse to drink a Guinness, because Guinness is the medicine we all need, just don’t tell an Irishman you are fighting in your life to drink a Guinness, like the crazed leprechaun because they will drunkenly hit you with “we don’t like that stereotype, my granpappy died of alcoholism”….which is why Irish have that stereotype, it’s not like there’s anything else to do in Ireland but fuck sheep….

Anyway….Carmen Electra decided to LAZILY wish you a HAPPY ST PADDY’s with WEED LEAF titty cuz they are green, not SHAMROCK SHAKE TITTIS…because she’s lazy.

Are you feeling lucky, probably not as lucky as the AI that her pictures were run through in efforts to make the old hag seem youthful…or at the very least smoothed out….that AI was probably excited with all the resources it got to tap into to make it jerk-off-able…

Dumb or lazy, I’m going with lazy…

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2025

17

Mar

Britney Spears Tugging On her Red Dress of the Day

In huge news, Britney Spears has had a new background for her weirdo dance videos and it’s a fireplace.

She’s basically an updated version of the fireplace streams that you play in your basement apartment to get as close to that cozy feeling you’d get in a cabin in the woods provided you weren’t broke and ghetto.

Instead of Christmas music or even the fireplace crackle, we’ve got a different kind of crackle, and that’s Britney Spears all cracked out and behaving weirdly in her awkward dancing, that people like me find hot because crazy girls are a fetish.

She’s tugging on her red dress, showing off the 45 year old mom tits, being a little provocative and the whole thing feels like a mental break on her part, because when some chicks lose their minds, this is the kind of thing they do.

I’m not convinced it’s actually Britney and not a body double…

I’m not convinced that it’s not AI and they’ve just programmed a new background they are showing off.

I’m not convinced that Britney’s not dead….or in a medical coma while her team figures out money making tactics to refill the coffers since she’s been less productive, but those conspiracies make her all the hotter.

Here she is in leopard print by the fire!

Posted in:Britney Spears

2025

17

Mar

Heidi Montag’s Bolt Ons Films a Music Video in Mexico of the Day

I did some post about how when you’re a bankrupted, or near bankrupted reality show couple from 20 years ago, and you’re hoping to get back into the limelight, or at least to remind people that you exist, because you see other people from the show doing alright, you burn your motherfucking house down and you hope TMZ posts about it, so that the general public start up a GoFund me, or if you’re really lucky, the general public starts downloading your song from 15 years ago, making it a hit, and generating a ton of attention and income for you….

That’s pretty much what Spencer and Heidi did. I can imagine Spencer googling how to get in on the Wild Fire hype without using accelerants the fire department will be able to identify and track, all while sending out emails to the media to see if there was any interest in the story before it happened.

With losing everything, they’ve done ok on the comeback tour, with Heidi now hanging out in Mexico filming music videos for her new song.

She’s doing it with some rockin’ bolt on tits and since everyone seemed to not be excited by her bolt on tits, at least not excited as I was because they are familiar bolt on tits for old timers like me, I feel the need to endorse and support her tits in action. It’s the right thing to do..

Plus, they lost their house man, that’s more than enough reason to stare at tits in a supportive way, I mean I stare at tits for far less philanthropic reasons that should make you feel good about yourself….

Posted in:Heidi Montag

2025

14

Mar

Amelia Hamlin’s Nipples Are Out of the Day

Amelia Hamlin has her tits out for fashion because being a bratty rich girl with attention seeking parents isn’t enough.

The whole trying to be the next Kardashians because it’s some Keeping up with the Kardashians world in LA, where people like whore Lisa Rinna sit around envious of the attention her neighbor’s kids are getting….

So she’s managed to sell one daughter, probably this one to the brain being the Kardashians when she was still a teen….somehow turning her into a trending it-girl…or a fashion model when she’s not even that hot….

AND SHE HAS HER TITS OUT…so you can see her nipples, which is probably the highlight…

If you’re a poor little rich girl pulling your tits out for attention, you’re the kind of rich girl I like because you’re eager to get seen and willing to do anything for that validation….even when you’ve been validated more times than a parking ticket at the mall….or maybe I mean violated…same same.

Posted in:Amelia Hamlin

2025

14

Mar

Romantic Britney Spears in a Red Dress by the Fire of the Day

I think the most exciting thing in pop culture news is Britney Spears, or the Ghost of Britney Spears releasing her weird big titty dance videos for instagram.

They are exciting for a few reasons, the pop star now old factor, the big mom tit factor, the probably dead and this is AI factor….

But if you’ve been following Britney’s Instagram dance content like I have, you’ll be excited to see she’s found a whole new backdrop.

This is like when your boss on Zoom decides to go to Miami with his background….

This is a fireplace setting for her dance video, implying she sets a fire everyday, unless she just pumps out all her high concept, creative directed content in one sitting.

Either way….it’s the most exciting thing in Pop Culture, which is why you should jerk off to it, or do whatever it is you do with big tits in tight dresses in video…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2025

14

Mar

Soccer Mom in Leggings of the Day

Here’s a woman who may be a crackhead on the “nod” or up on some other TRANQ street drugs that are turning the street people in their encampments into zombies….

Or she could just be a soccer mom leaving the gym, suffering from a vaccine injury before “suddenly dying”…

Then there’s the possibility that she’s just as medicated as those on street drugs, but with her prescription drugs….because she can’t handle life and the doctors love putting middle class people on prescription pills. It means money.

Or maybe she accidentally ate Gluten…..

You know how annoying those uppity soccer mom’s are with their Whole Foods….not WHORE foods and but they are all whores if you were to really break them down to their core functions and fundamentals…aren’t they…

Fake food allergies getting them in the right position for you to move in and give her a hand….because YOU are a good person.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2025

13

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown in a Leotard Outfit of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown whined about being called out for aging badly. She’s 21 and looks 45…

Maybe, if she didn’t want to be called a Soccer Mom, she should consider loosing the gunt.

Being chubby is one thing, but rocking a full-on mom of two MUFF GUT, or what some call the “FUPA”….is going to work against all stereotypes and fantasies that come with wanting to fuck a 21 year old tight body not quite 45 year old mom fat yet….

I can still appreciate the re-brand whoring with the braless tits out though…because I don’t care if bitch looks 45, I’ve got lap dances from 45 year olds, I’m just saying if you’re going to whine about something people are saying that is clearly true, own that shit and turn this shit into a masturbation or 80s porn scene…

Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown

2025

13

Mar

Rat Cow’s in her Underwear of the Day

Rat Cow is the nude model who managed to be taken seriously by the fashion world because she had a large following early on instagram, she whored out nude quicker then the other whores and people bought into her bullshit I guess…

She is no longer a nude model, because she’s a high paid multi-millionaire fashion model, so she’s not nude…which is disappointing..

I like to see nude models from 12 years ago fall the fuck apart, find god and feel shame and disgust in their past whoring to control men, to create opportunity, to generate wealth….

You know, when they realize what they’ve done has been shameless self promotion, the likes of a street hooker, just timed properly…but still no better than a street hooker and no money in the world should inspire a girl to whore herself like that, to give away her body like that….it is disgraceful.

I also like when they progressively get more aggressive in their whoring, so if they don’t find god, I like when they are forced to find porn as the only route to survive or to continue earning….

But not Em Rata, she’s managed to keep on staying relevant, in the same place, doing the same thing with those tits….no evolution, but also consistent audience and revenues, so why change a good thing…

She’s Not on her back…Not spread eagled…Not fisting herself….not getting fucked and she is NOT nude…

But she is in her underwear…or underwear she’s paid to be in…and the body’s pretty good for a mom, the face is retarded and clown-like, TOO many injections in an already silly looking face makes a silly looking face even sillier…
WE are here for the tits…

Posted in:Em Rat Cow

2025

13

Mar

Big Girl’s Titty Flash is the stepNEWS of the Day

I used to do the stepNEWS of the day every single day, where I would post crazy videos like they were too hot for tv, back when the instagram feed and the twitter feed weren’t really posting that kind of shit all day….

I’m not saying I was doing it before it was cool, because I was ripping those videos off people doing it, I’m just saying that shit is everywhere and people are getting paid heavy to post these clips, while I was just doing it from the kindness of my heart thanks to sites like LiveLeak….before it was shut down….

We’ve got more insanity being posted to the internet than ever before, but it all bores me…Homeless people. crackheads, boring…but I still love the tits.

When a news clip, or a random fight video brings the big girl tits doing an epic kangaroo kick….I’ll pay attention…because of the tits.

So exposed tits in a girl-thing beating up a pussy dude who gets beat up by girl-things is really all you need to remind yourself that society is doomed…and it’s fun to watch the collapse from the comfort of your couch, or bed…without actually leaving the house….safe behind the screen!

Posted in:stepNEWS

2025

13

Mar

Old as Shit Anja Rubik Nipples for Fashion Vs Older as Shit Amber V. Nipples for Fashion of the Day

Is the expression “that bitch is getting LONG in the tooth” what you say about an old bitch getting older?

This is Anja Rubik, who at one time was a high level fashion model who helped market herself by pulling her tits out.

She’s at some fashion event, because she’s a legacy personality in the industry and gets invited places….and no matter how white the pubic hair she haves off gets…she will always be welcomed in the fashion industry.

As a tribute to the only interesting work she’s done as a titty model who got sidetracked into fashion modelling because it pays more, or as a fashion model who got side tracked into titty modelling…she brought her tits out….

VISIBLE nipple is all the rage, especially when you’re an old as fuck nipple rotting in front of our vary eyes, with tits we’ve all seen before when they weren’t old..

It’s a throw in the towel, who gives a shit, like a granny at the beach with her tits out, knowing that no one wants to see it, not caring if people see it, because the dementia is strong and the shamelessness, not that she ever had shame is replaced with a “please jerk off to me like you used to please”….

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Another model Amber Valletta, with a similar story, but just 10 more years on Anja Rubik, so 10 more years of not giving a shit if you see her tits again….it’s been 30 years of her tits, so what difference does it make if you see her tits now….was also at a fashion event with visible nipples for attention despite being a dinosaur…but the kind of dinosaur with visible nipples and we like nipples…

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