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2024

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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You know, no matter how many half naked or provocatively dressed women I see in the grocery store, at the thrift store, walking the streets on their way to work in pantyhose and fuck me boots, I will always assume they are whores….

No matter how old I get, how low testosterone, how limp-dicked and impotent I am, I will also always want to see them naked…

I guess that makes me a toxic male, but no matter how hard they want to try to shape you to not be a man with male instincts, by shaming you, or scaring you, or telling you that you’re an inappropriate pervert / METOO….

WE ARE WIRED THIS WAY….

They can never take away your inner-monologue that walks you through your creepin’…you are man, hear you roar…just not too loundly because they’ll accuse you of rape and get your job and life taken from you…

So keep on creepin’ on…I should make that a shirt …if it’s not already….MAYBE I ALREADY HAVE…. CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT ….

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Hailee Steinfeld is Engaged
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Sofia Vergara’s Booty on the Beach – RACY
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Kim Kardashian Rips Off Kanye’s Wife In Latest Half Naked Shoot
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BOOTY COMPILATION
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Old Lady J.Lo’s Weird Sheer Top
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Swift Gifts Travis’ Boss’ Daughter a Narcissistic and Obnoxious Gift
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Liz Hurley Naked with Make-Up Artist
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Everything Coming to TV In December
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Perfectly Timed Photos
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Alison Brie Topless in a Hotel
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Girl with the Hot Body
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Idiot
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Charli XCX Pokies
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Lindsey Vonn Lifts Weights
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Stella Maxwell in Underwear
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J.Lo Shows off Turkey While Ben Affleck Stuffs Jen Garner LIKE a Turkey
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Retarded
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Trevor Lawrence has a Crazy Injury – So Here He is Losing His Balls in Some Pregnancy Pics
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Mariah Carey Bakes Christmas Cookies
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Cameron Brink Swimsuit Model
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Paige Spiranac’s Furry Bikini
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Emma Roberts in a NEw Shoot
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Dashcam Accident
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Fermenting Raspberries is Not Just Lohan’s Vagina’s Nickname
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Secrets Behind Magic Tricks
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Elephant Toll
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Hungry Cat Through the Snow
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Dissect the Rattlesnake Rattle
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Lohan in Flaunt Magazine with
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Shat Mitchell Slutty Shoot
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Alison Brie at the Thanksgiving Day Parade
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Alba Bikini Whore
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Naked Margaret Qualley
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CELEB NUDES FROM THE MOVIES!
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CELEB Leaked and Planned Nudes
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Stripper and her Period
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Titties in a Car
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Mental Mondays
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Double Stuffed Waiting to be Glazed
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Bitches Be Crazy
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Pussy Show and Tell without the Telling, Just the Showing.
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Sounds of Love
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Showing Off the Asshole
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Baby Got Back
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Objectionable Porn
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Busty Mia 4k
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Fucking the Dresser
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The Girl has Pig Tails
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Dildo or Plug or Both?
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Asshole Fingers
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Inked Up and MEssy
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2024

Dec

Em Rata Still a Titty Whore of the DAy

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IN the event you were wondering, Em Rat Cow may be 45 years old, but she’s figured out her titty niche early on.

She has made millions off her niche without having to sell her nudes or sext losers on OF….which makes her a higher profile whore, since big luxury brands use her as a marketing vessel…despite having really just been titty click bait….

She may be a TWO TITTY ONE TRICK pony, who has been strategically placed and dominated in that space….which means she’s still doing that TWO TITTY ONE TRICK hustle…and it may not be that hot since she’s old, boring, annoying, obnoxious, egotistical because she loves herself, looking at herself, THAT SELFIE CAM SCREEN more than any man will every love her….even if she’s a little disgusting in the face….

BUT IT IS FAMILIAR and in the holiday season all we need is a little NOSTALGIA..

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2024

Dec

Fake Mexican Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba is still on her luxurious vacation in Mexico, which she will tell you is the motherland, because she has pretended to be Mexican for her entire career, at least when it was advantageous to have an ethnicity to prop you up in the non-white era of white people sucking and variations of browns deserving their time to shine.

The truth is that Mexico is a big country and you can be white, European, Arab and African and still be a Mexican….

But for the sake of Alba, she was playing it up as an ethnic label, to give her cred and an identity as a Latina to mooch off and exploit while tapping into that market as their hero.

Her DNA test proved she was 0 percent ethnic Mexican, which means she’s a fraud, an appropriator….but also an ACTOR, so that’s how acting goes I guess…

Anyway, she wore a bikini and despite being 50 she’s still holding up, whatever her ethnicity is, her dot com billion dollar budget allows for her to age better than trailer trash crack whores…even though her old lady stomach looks like it had a dozen or more kids…it’s not as offensive as the Walmart checkout line she probably sells her products at….so there’s that…

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2024

Dec

Paige Spiranac’s Already On the Christmas Whoring of the Day

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Thanksgiving is over so it’s time to get HO HO WHORIN’!

Paige Spiranac is a big titty instagram whore who understood that being a whore wasn’t enough to standout in a world of works, so she remembered that she was an elite golfer back in the 90s when she was in college, so she built her whore content around that.

IT was a clever move, dudes who golf are rich dudes with credit cards, meaning it can find her a husband, if she doesn’t have one already, and she probably does, because behind every whore is a pimp who put this shit together, otherwise the girl would just be dating rich guys in her community….

The golf thing made her seem legit and like an influencer in her sport, even though we all know dudes were there for the big floppy tits…

For a while, Paige was self aware of her shameless self promotion and would make it part of her content, then she signed with a big agency, they made her sign up to their exclusive platform, shutting down her own platform, and it’s been a series of her baiting her lame fanbase of titty loving golf loving dudes with money to give up their credit card for her lazy self produced shoots.

She makes about 1,000,000 dollars a month, like early internet porn chicks, and good for her…get it while you can girl…plus they all love the attention, validation and MONEY…

What I will say is that despite the content being lazy, at least she produces a shoot per day for her fans, even though she doesn’t get naked…

You see, when you don’t get naked, the whoring feels less like whoring, but rather empowerment.

You see, when you’re a dude paying to not see a chick fist herself, you’re a fucking sucker…

She does daily themed shoots, which is what I would do here if you paid me, but my shoots would be far more interesting…but when you’ve got fat tits and your competition are lazy, YOU don’t need to be interesting, you just need low level props for the selfie shoot.

If I was paying, I’d want more and better, since I am not, I’m glad at least one whore out there is bringing themed whore content now that most people have given up on that.

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2024

Dec

T-Shirt of the Day

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In the event you haven’t heard, I have a HUGE online T-Shirt shop that makes me SO much money, I don’t even NEED to update this SITE for the 1.00 a day it makes.

I’m talking soon to be PRIVATE jet money, we’re on like our 1,000,000 order….so you should get in on that trend….and by 1,000,000th order, I mean NO ONE HAS BOUGHT A SHIRT YET….mooch fucks…

That is until TODAY, when you make this shirt go viral, because we all LOVE Christmas….and we’ve all experienced the corporate attack on Christmas over the last decade of HAPPY HOLIDAYS instead of MERRY CHRISTMAS, so not to offend the non-Christians…who weren’t offended by the MERRY CHRISTMAS, since they LOVE Christmas too….

With the destruction of the WOKE mob and the FIRING OF THE DEI departments, we can go back to MERRY CHRISTMAS-SING all the MOTEHRFUCKERS…

This shirt was probably more relevant last year, before we collectively went back to MERRY CHRISTMAS, but you know there are still WOKE assholes out there being annoying about this shit, calling CHRISTMAS problematic when it is THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE FUCKING YEAR…

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2024

Dec

Dance Weirder Britney Spears of the Day

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People like to hate on Britney Spears because her dance videos are creepy and feel like beheading videos from the middle-east back with the government was producing and financing those.

She seems to be medicated, at gun point as she wobbles uncomfortably in dance, all suffering from vertigo or some shit. Hardly what you’d expect from a professionally trained pop star….

BUT…considering she’s dead, I figure she’s doing a pretty good job….

Most dead people don’t have nearly as good of the moves…

If you were dead, I’d like to see you do better, HATER.

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2024

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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YOU ARE THE RACIST UNCLE and I am the DrunkenStepfather…and together we are not liked very much..

It’s BLACK FRIDAY… get your DEALS….I’m not pushing deals because no one advertises here….

Black Friday may be less controversial than Black Face Friday you have every friday in your garage with your friend you fucking racist…nut you don’t need Black Friday to be a fucking racist…do you….you fucking racist…you can be racist ALL THE TIME….every fucking day,…

You also don’t need Black Friday to fight over products you lined-up for in-store, which was one of the great things about Black Friday….

You can just order from your computer while punching yourself in the face for what you pretend is the last toaster oven at 89 percent off on Amazon…

Black Friday once had more substance, more skin in the game, more struggles and effort, more passion and excitement….but as we became lazy, detached, remote working drones who live in our pods and won’t eat the bugs because America is being made great again….it’s just like EVERY OTHER DAY….but with deals…

My T SHIRT STORE is so POPPIN’ that I charge DOUBLE on Black Friday….NO DEALS AROUND HERE….since I work for you faggots for free and get no respect….

Now, Thanksgiving is over, it’s Christmas time…LET’s GO.

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Cameron Brink – Swimsuit Model
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Jay Cutler’s ex-wife Kristin Cavallari addresses allegations of ex-Bears QB’s affair
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Keirnan Shipka ASMR
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Lily Rose Depp Hard Nips
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Paris Hilton AI Naked Album Art
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Artsy Nudes
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A Bunch of Ass
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Livvy Dunne Does a Trick
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Braxton Berrios’ girlfriend Alix Earle reveals biggest life lesson from dating WR
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Ashley’s Big Tits
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Dude’s Escape from the Interrogation Room….
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Farting on Women in Target?
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Lion Attack on Safari
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Dallas Cheerleader on Vacation
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Chiefs owner Clark Hunt’s wife Tavia reserves special shoutout for Spencer Shrader for game-winning field goal
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Demi Moore Does Hot Ones
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WAIT FOR IT
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Creepy Baby Stands in Momma’s Belly – WTF
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Paulina Gretzky’s Thanksgiving Hotness
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“He ruled in favor of the less than mediocre men”- Riley Gaines reacts to federal court ruling amid transgender controversy surrounding Blaire Fleming
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Rachel Cook’s in the Kitchen
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Bro is Terrible at Covering Up a Murder
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Alison Brie at the Thanskgiving Parade
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Julianne Hough Slutty Dress
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Shay Mitchell’s Slutty Photoshoot
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Peyton Roi Bra
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CELEB NUDES FROM THE MOVIES!
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CELEB Leaked and Planned Nudes
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Busty Blond Titty
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A Good Day to be Traumatized
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Creative Hot Wife Porn Concept
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5 WTF was That
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Dressing Room Fuck
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When you’re the only guy around
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Fight Night
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Reddit Amateur Tit Jiggle
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5 Acts that Make You A WHore
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Creampie Not Pumpkin Pie
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Suction Dildo
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Butt Plug Reveal
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Freakish Dildo Squirt
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Thanksigiving Foodbank Porn
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POV Squirt
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Spotted Dyke
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Showing Off the Creampie
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Asshole Catches Thong
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2024

Nov

Sofia Vergara’s Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is rich a fuck sitcom star and hit TV show host and she doesn’t even know how to speak English, which is pretty funny.

I saw some trolls saying they were thankful for the undocumented workers that picked the food they were eating yesterday, but if anyone’s going to make a case for opening up the borders to drug mules, criminals and human traffickers…it’s this COLOMBIAN.

Now, we don’t know if she was actually a drug mule, but I like to think she filled her tits and ass up with drugs before coming to America…

I like to think her cheap cocaine plug was why she was able to take her tits from Miami to the big screen, since having big tits isn’t really enough of a reason to win.

I like to think what else she can fit in those tits and up that ass since she’s got all that experience.

We do know her brother was killed by the cartel, probably for being in the cartel and that she was able to relocate to Miami as a single mother because someone had a lot of money to make that happen. They like to play it off as it happening because of her tits, but having big tits isn’t really enough of a reason it end up in Miami with work visas and residency permits in place.

The point is, someone trafficked her and she’s now entertaining you all with her old lady in a bikini on Thanksigiving body….the way her tits have entertained you the last 10-15 years she’s been famous…

Point is, I don’t endorse old ladies in bikinis, evne if they trick us into thinking they look good, she’s still 50 plus and that’s a FETISH I don’t want to have.

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2024

Nov

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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Alba for Harris shockingly doesn’t have a visible cock in her bikini like most Harris Supporters…

That’s not to say that Alba’s vagina isn’t PENIS-LIKE from all the hard use it’s had before, after and during all her pregnancies.

I’ve been told by REPUTABLE people that she fucks around on her husband with other celebrities….because that’s what a whore does.

She’s in Mexico, despite not having any Mexican native DNA, but she commits to the LATINA hustle, despite not having any LATINA DNA, which other people call APPROPRIATION.

So she’s headed to PVR to commit to her lie…as these idiots do.

She’s an industry puppet turned billionaire with one of the first direct to consumer brands on the internet, and she’s ALBA, so she matters because even if she’s annoying, a whore and a fraud, old and weathered, a mom…she’s still worth jerking off to, even in spite.

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2024

Nov

Sophie Rain is Thankful of you Simps of the Day

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Sophie Rain is apparently a 20 year old from Florida with 5 million followers on social media.

She apparently thanked her loser followers for making her a lot of fucking money for mid-level, low standards and expectation content.

Most of the money was likely hustled or scammed out of loser dudes who thought they were actually talking to her and not some dude in an OnlyFans call center that has simple telemarketing tactics to ROB sad people of their money.

I am all for an OnlYFans style platform where people can sell their nudes, obviously it’s a needed thing and why give it away for free when you can sell your body like an actual prostitute through pictures…

I just think the manipulation of the weak male is a pretty sad thing to see and not because I haven’t monetized or become a billionaire scamming you weak fucks, even though that’s depressing….SO MUCH MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN MADE….but because I am on your side and I know who women take advantage of your credit card.

I also know these women have no respect for the dudes they beg money from….

I also know that this chick specifically isn’t even very hot, she’s like a fat chick that looks like all the other chicks and her content is pretty empty with no personality…yet here we are…running millions of dollars through her, without running ANY dick through her….it’s ROBBERY…it’s CRIMINAL….

Sure, this could alway be photoshopped, since ALL her pictures are but with the state of desperate men out there with credit cards, I unfortunately think it’s real….

What a joke, but the joke is on you suckers who think legitimate work and not selling lame nudes, or those of you paying for lame nudes…

One must DEMAND MORE FROM YOUR WHORES!