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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2016

Oct

Selena Gomez in Rehab Officially and of the Day

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Here’s some Selena Gomez on a group outting in Tennesee where her rehab is….

Yesterday, I wrote this very important post ABOUT HOW SELENA GOMEZ LOST HER MIND IN AUGUST THANKS TO LUPUS AND NOW MENTAL HEALTH / DRUGS …and I said she was in some rehab facility…because I am a fucking clairvoyant…call me MISS CLEO since she’s dead and I’m here…motherfuckers…I know…a genius…

I am just aware that when a “celebrity” goes missing from social media after saying she’s quitting her 34 remaining dates of her world tour, after having some freakout on Justin Beiber and his fans, for whatever reason..a reason I call spoiled brat, robbed of her childhood, too rich to understand the struggle, entitled, dramatic, annoying, a whiner, coddled and sucked up to…having a tantrum she’ll degrade and laugh at people with actual mental health issues and struggles…because mental health is all relative…you can be sad and suicidal from your mansion and empire when you have everything other people are sucidal because they don’t have…because life is about being unhappy…stop trying so hard…with no expectactions comes apathy and with apathy comes little stress…it’s when you start up with goals, and dreams and life plans…you are setting yourself up for unhappiness…depression…anxiety…feeling pressure…even your anxiety is all based on you being an immature spoiled brat…in a 30-50k a month facility…hilarious…I can save her for less.

That said, she is also dying of LUPUS so when you’re young and with terminal disease she’ll likely die of, I am almost tempted to give her a pass…But then again, she can retire and live a good remaining life without stress…thanks to piles of money…So she’s really her own enemy..and should stop complaining…and let me save her…

Here’s a SELENA GOMEZ SLUTTY ROUND-UP….from when she was losing her mind but hadn’t quite lost her mind yet…I can Save Her

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2016

Oct

KFC MAGGOTS VS Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Music Video of the Day

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I can’t figure out what is more exciting..

1- Maggots on KFC chicken that KFC is denying is from their stores – because it’s day old and fucking vile looking – as a woman narrates a beautiful story that could be turned into a mini-series….and I think it’s safe to say it could be a scam, or it could be her poor refrigeration or it could be bad KFC, since all KFC is bad, what do you expect from Fast Food run by a franchisee selling cheap fucking chicken…not to mention even the best KFC, the freshest KFC, is bad KFC….it is disgusting and I haven’t eaten it since the 90s..no one I know eats it but then again I’m not friends with that many black people…who seem to line up for this shit everyday…

Or….

2. Charlotte McKinney hanging onto her big tit celebrity because people like big tits, and they may have seen her on TV or in the Tabloids with her big tits she’s been milking as if they were golden milk producing, which I guess in ways they are…

I’m going with KFC maggots…she’s so fucking lame but at least Charlotte McKinney isn’t that other music video whore Tits Emily Ratajkowski, but they are both pretty much the worst…

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2016

Oct

Elon Musk and Johnny Depp’s Evil Pussy Amber Heard in Cosplay of the Day

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Amber Heard is Mera in Justice League. I don’t read Comic Books, I never read Comic Books, and I hate that all this budget goes into these blockbuster movies that just fucking suck, but that happen anyway…so the whole thing just annoys me…but clearly it excites everyone who is into comic books which is pretty much everyone…or anyone who happens to be on this site…

I am sure I don’t hate Comic Books as much as Johnny Depp hates Amber Heard, or as much as Elon Musk will hate Amber Heard, once she uses her evil, manipulative, strategic and cunning cunt to rape and pillage him, like these man hating women do….as there’s never been a doubt in my mind, from the first time I saw her in a movie, or in the media pretending to be bi-sexual, that I didnt think “this chick is dark, evil and angling to get where she needs to go”…

But you don’t care about any of that…you just want to see her in a costume…because you are fucking odd..

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2016

Oct

Korean Brothel and Other Videos of the Day

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Australian Snakes having Sex

Girl Tries to Hide in the Dishwasher…

The Crackhead Shuffle

Weather Woman Tits

Road Rage in Atlanta

Crackhead Rap…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Oct

Alex Trebek VS Nerdcore Nerds of the Day

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One of the contestants on Jeoparty Jeopardy was talking about the music she loves or listens to called Nerdcore, which she goes onto explain is people rapping about being nerds, into comic books, unable to find romantic partners…basically what I call virgin losers who are the only people who read this site, and who occasionally break out of their mom’s basement with some dot com billion dollar company…where they are celebrated and pussy is thrown at them…they even let you grab them in the pussy…just to have a taste of your very valuable semen…so they can throw it back into their twat and get pregnant so that they can retire…but I generally think they just sit around playing video games – getting fatter and fatter – greasier and greasier and cum scented because all that masturbating gets into their pours and is hard to wash out when you don’t wash…eventually finding a really fat lonely chick in the same situation as them – who they can do sci/fi fanatasy – comicon things together…but usually they just die alone…

And who Alex Trebek calls losers…to their loser faces…because he’s rich off loser nerds he calls losers…cuz he’s winning!

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2016

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think my biological clock is ticking because all I keep wanting to do is fuck a pregnant girl – who is pregnant with someone else’s baby – but is misbehaving because there’s nothing more disgusting than fucking a woman carrying your baby….but nothing hotter than fucking a woman carrying someone elses baby…because it touches you on all kinds of emotional levels..

Here are some morning links…

Bitches in Bikinis
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Lea Michele in a Bikini…and Annoying
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Tom Brady Has No Comment on Trump
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Taylor Swift – Cara Delevingne – Lesbians
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Nuclear Bunker Preserving Hollywood History Video
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Christie Brinkley’s 25 Million Dollar Home
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Ronald McDonalds – Fired
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A Bunch of Fan Girls in Fan Girl Nerd Shit
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Dead Actor of the Day
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Hurricane Timelapse
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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was supposed to have a college girl from the internet, which means she’s likely a college 50 year old obese man, who may or may not be myself…talking to myself as I do…to meet up with me to get drunk and masturbate for me…you know girls love being watched…it’s trendy and fills that void of wanting an audience or to be famous…or whatever it is that they do..

She came at me with the old I have food poisoning….which is obviously the worst excuse ever…and not even a deal breaker for watching her masturbate..it’s not like I was planning anal…

Unfortunately, to prove that she wasn’t lying…she snapchatted the diarrhea pouring out of her ass…which brings up an important issue with this disposable selfie generation – where content is flimsy and putting yourself out there is everything…and you’re so used to it and comfortable with it that you share everything…because up until marriage…I was convinced women didn’t shit…now I’m watching strangers fucking shit themselves…

Needless to say..I jerked off to it…

Here are some stepLINKS…click them all 10 times so I feel like i Matter…

So Many Great Asses Worth Looking At
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Amber Heard as MERA for the Virgin Nerds
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America’s Creepy Clown Craze – Explained
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Pam Anderson Slutty in a Magazine
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Golden Girls Action Figures are Blowing up Comicon while I Blown My Load to Golden Girls…
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Miley Cyrus on What her Pussy Likes to Fuck
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800 Human Sculptures Found in Creepy Japanese Village
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Anna Kendrick in Bondage
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Daisy Lowe See Through Pants
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Average at best Em Rat Cow – Walking Around LA like It’s a Runway
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Mafia III Bug Compilation
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Janet Jackson has Baby Inside Her
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Kelly Brooke – Fat
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Greek SLut Oktoberfest
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Dakota Fanning Posing with her Sex Toy
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits in a Music Video
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Jenner Sluts in Bikini
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Mini Skirt
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Miley Cyrus Defending Woody Allen…
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Jennifer Connelly in a Tight Dress
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Paris Jackson and her Wallet Fucker’s Ass Crack
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Old Beat Up Carmen Electra Tits
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Sean Penn’s New Pussy
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Slutty Chicago Weather Girl
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Some UK Slut named Jennifer Metcalfe in a Bikini
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Lindsey Vonn Turnt Up in a Tight Skirt
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Gal Gadot – Tight Dress
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Crazy Bulldozer without a Driver!
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Covergirl’s FIRST EVER – Coverboy – WEIRD WORLD
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Alessandra Ambrosio Legs
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Joe Jonas Dick Pic…
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Lea Michelle Bathing Suit for Shape
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Some Slut in a Harley QUinn Costume
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Drunk Girl Eating on the Subway
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Girl Masturbating in Public gets Caught
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Some Chick Named Claudia Black Ass in a Bikini
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Hot Selfie Slut
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Amateur Destroys her Vagina…
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Some Slut Naked in Pajamas
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Hairy Dildo Feminist Bullshit
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The Slut and the Slut BELFIE
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Some Slut in Blue
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Never Cheat on a Girl with a Weapon
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Slutty Ronda Roussey is Gonna Fight Again
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Oct

Kim Kardashian Naked from her New Book of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is naked…obviously…all part of her master plan of getting robbed, or staging a robbery, that she fake sues companies she is probably an investor in, to have another story to make it seem real, while her monster sister goes on Ellen to discuss her struggle, and Kanye cancels his tour because he needs family time…when everyone knows if anyone was that close to the garbage human show off…consuming pig, who flaunts and brags and people watch like she matters, feeding her twisted, genetically modified, inhuman looking body…that’s totally freakish and abnormal….a body she loves getting totally naked and showing off…because that’s the kind of attention seeker she is…like a fucking retard in the park hitting rocks together…her strategy simplistic…but thanks to it’s simplistic nature fucking works..even I’m posting these like I care…when I look at it see nothing hot, erotic, impressive, worth discussing…it’s just a worthless throwaway of a person..but I’m still putting it up…in confusion about her shape…uninterested in her nipples…but still putting it up…I’m part of the problem…but this one is the source of the problem…

Kim Kardashian nude selfie, who gives a fuck…let’s see less Kim Kardashian…and not from liposuction I mean plug the hole, even if it’s always filled, just end the leaking that is this toxic shit on society..

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2016

Oct

Selena Gomez – No Bra See Through Tits of the Day

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Selena Gomez is not dead….I thought she had some mental breakdown because of Bieber, or drugs, that she blamed on Lupus, because that’s her angle…if you have a potentially terminal disease…milk it as hard as you can, angle it as hard as you can, and push it as hard as you can so that everyone who would otherwise hate you for being a vapid little spoiled cunt…who mistreats everyone in her way…because spoiled and gets what she wants thanks to being coddled by everyone…this way they can blame it on Lupus..

Well apparently, these are pictures of her braless with a fan….that could be old…from before she went offline in her rehab stint…or maybe she walks amongst us hoping to not be noticed since she looks like all other Mexicans to all your racists…or maybe that’s the reason for the no-bra…do it so they don’t see your face…who cares..

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2016

Oct

Chanel West Coast Ass of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is some manufactured porn looking rapper…that was created on MTV and that as a white female rapper from an MTV show…she has a fat ass who no one really cares about, except maybe for 15 year old suburban girls who hang out at their local mall…and like all white female rappers who get black dudes to produce beats for them…her fat ass is her currency…and this is the equivalent for her as when dudes show off their stacks of money…all to get the white girls to buy into their bullshit music…that isn’t even music…and that doesn’t really matter because most people don’t know who she is…she she flashes ass…it gets you noticed!

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