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2016

08

Jul

Joy Corrigan Strategic Mainstream Hipster Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Joy Corrigan is the younger bootleg Charlotte McKinney which is pretty bootleg since Charlotte McKinney is pretty bootleg but was less bootleg than Joy, pure Jot, who used to hang out with her before she moved to Los Angeles…to be the sloppy tits everyone loves….

Well, Joy has moved from Florida to LA to make it and I guess being naked on horses running your vag on the coarse horse hair is the look and feel for shoots this season…desert is out. Cowboy is in…America….like shooting black people due to racism before they stage an uprising – another civil war – but hotter and more lovely…

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2016

08

Jul

Kim Kardashian Never Fucking Stops…of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is the most powerful woman in media – the Oprah of her generation – which is unfortunate seeing as Oprah went to school and worked up the ranks of woman in the media – where as Kim K just put out a sex tape…

The whole world finds her a superficial, vapid, useless, filled up with black cock kind of rich, lazy pig…yet people tune into the show, follow their story, watch the dad die after defedning a murderer – and the step dad become a woman all while the mom spends her days figuring out how to whore out the kids…something we can assume this one will do – because clearly it’s all she knows.

I try to not post their nonsense – yet I always post their nonsese…they are caculated demons from hell that penetrate our brains as black men penetrate them.

The worst – but also the weirdest shaped – how is this a human?

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

08

Jul

Alexandra Stan Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day

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Alexandra Stan is a Romanian popstar / singer – which in and of itself sounds pretty comedic, because I visualize a bunch of gypsies with a trained bear that balances on a circus ball to divert you so they can rob you – but apparently – she has an actual video that people have viewed becaause she’s hot…

She also has heart shaped nipples – possibly a tattoo – I’ve seen it on strippers, definitely weirdo shot…and here are some of those pics of her out meeting fans or something…nipples or heart sticker on nipples out on full blast..I like it….Romanian pop music and the cam girls they recruited is everything…

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2016

08

Jul

Marcela Valladolid Food Network Chef Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t jerk off to enough women celebrity chefs…

I feel like seeing a woman in her natural habitat – the kitchen – would have the same affect as when I see girls at the laundromat doing laundry like they are supposed to..

You know a direct link to my useless cock – sending me signals to get hard because she’s a provider – and I should make babies…

But alas, I don’t…but I’ll try….with Marcela Valladolid in her bikini top…it’s a new fetish – but she’s no Marth Stewart which means she’s nothing…but her belly’s looks fun…to make her feel insecure about in attempts to seduce her to feed me all the rich and good food she can easily make me….

Dreams could come true…but I doubt it…

Posted in:Marcela Valladolid|SFW

2016

08

Jul

Migrant Vendor Gets Kicked in the HEad and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Swedish Runner Face Plant – THe Way TOu Like Her….

Dog Saves the Chickens

Police in Spain Save Dog

Thieves in Capetown

Baltimore Dirt Bike Gangs…

Lamborghini Crash…

Drive-By Shooting Fail

This Subway Ad is in My Heart forever – This is My Third Time Posting it…

CHinese Hooker Slideshow..

Hamptons House Party – Trashed House Due to Midget Wrestling

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just found out Bella Thorne is filming a movie in Montreal – unless the rumor is just a rumor which would be a cruel joke…

So that means the most significant, relevant, important, talented, talked about, young slutty girl from actor to Instagram whore, who takes subtle erotic pics to show off her fit, shapely 18 year old who looks 45 year old body…to get a following to help promote her existence as the redhead who like all redheads is probably very very emotionally unstable sexually…because redheads are their own breed of human…is in the same city as me….

And I will never meet her, run into her, or see her because I don’t leave my house and famous people aren’t my thing – HOWEVER – I will feel complete knowing she’s here….

It’s a good day..no it is a great day…today…life happened…I feel alive…I am alive…

Here are some FRIDAY morning stepLINKS of the Day

Swedish Runner – Face Plants
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These Courtney Stodden Pregnancy Pics are Everything…
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Kaley Cuoco’s TIts in a Tank Top
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Power Lifter in an Old Man’s Costume
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Pussy Whipped Tom Hiddleston…
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Bella Hadid Modeling Calvins
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MAriah Carey Posing with her Tits on Instagram is Brilliant
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Rescuing 1,200 Rolls of Film
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Gallery of Aging Celebs…
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How Ghostbusters Became Ghostbusters
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Trouble in Gigi Hadid’s Relationship – She Didn’t BRing Her Lame Boyfriend to Taylor Swift’s
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The Boss Brings 4 Year old on Sage
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2016

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I love that people don’t realize I am a feminist – because the majority of women don’t know what a misogynist is and turn around and call me a misogynist because I post pics of tits all day..

Reality is I think women are great for more than just running the kitchen, they are also good at laundry…and sucking dicks..when they are trying to get extra money from their husbands to buy themselves a treat…

I believe they have taken those innate skills – they’ve been born with from generations of being a women – and applied to business or hustling…and as long as they aren’t on their period..they are as reliable, intelligent, focused and organized as a man…

But when they are on their periods they are just the worst…

I am – FEMINIST…give women who have sex jobs so men can hang out at golf courses and be the bosses they are while the women get to stay back at the office to prove themselves as top execs.

WORKS FOR ME…Here are some stepLINKS…

Sluts Who Don’t Wear Bras are Good
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Serena Nipples are Too Hard for Wimbeldon
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Hilary Duff – THICK LEGS
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Margot Robbie Does Australian Slang in Video
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Christie Brinkely HOses Down Stalker for Peeing Near Her House
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Mariah Carey – Still Posing
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Sarah Silverman ALmost Died – Too Bad she Failed
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Margot Robbie Promoting Bullshit with Some Tit of the Day
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Fish Jumps Into Grocery Basket
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Pregnant Paz Vega Thong Bikini
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Taylor Swift and her Creepy Boyfriend at LAZ
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Trashy Bitch with a Great Ass
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Pregnant and Clown Tits Courtney Stodden
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Hot Runner Faceplants Hard
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McKayla Maroney’s Bralesss….
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Evil Ex Girl of the Day….
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7 Year Old Uses Feet as Hands
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COurtney Stodden Pregnant Clown TIts.
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Slutty Selfies
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Gretchen Carlson Files Suit Against Fox
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Kayaking in Nambia Sand Dunes
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Repainting an Airbus
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Obama in Muslim Gear
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Kylie Jenner’s Make-Up is a Scam Company – Obviously
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Cosby is Trying to Die Before Paying for His Crimes
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Jonah Hill is a Terrible Spokesperson
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Some Big Booty Hot Booty Booty
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Banging in Public
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Feeding Semen To Unsuspecting People
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Girl Next Door Has Big Tits
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Mila Jovovich Pokies – Which are Hard Nips for Nerds
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Crackhead Buying Drugs for Good Times…
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Couple Try to Fuck in Public…
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

07

Jul

Mischa Barton Bikini for Alton Sterling of the Day

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Social Justice Warrior Mischa Barton – who everyone forgot after the OC ended – leaving her with all the time and money in the world to do what made her happy – self medicating – to the point of rehab stints, a DEATH WATCH where we were convinced she was going to die – and then the fat years….all out of the public eye until Dancing with the Stars happened, and she got fit..maybe even sober…allowing her to pose in a bikini on a boat to express gun control, the future president and all things political about the state of America…because from a yacht…it’s pretty clear what changes need to be made for America to be less annoying for the rich…

With all things political…and about guns, AMerica is mad at Mischa for this – to the point she deleted it but the internet remembers all things…..ironically not Mischa Barton…until she does things like this…

I guess supporting ALton Sterling, calling the cops pigs in a bikini is cute…sexual…sexy but I just miss her cellulite ridden legs…what’s with this muscle tone…sad…

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2016

07

Jul

Hot Runner Faceplants of the Day

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Good times in the most boring, least porny, but those shorts are pretty great – so maybe it is a slutty sport…all those track and field meets – in the locker room, feet young and hormonal people – who can run fast if they get caught…

I still think Summer Olympics suck, and not just because ZIKA virus and high crime rate..but because summer sports..

But when a bitch trying to qualify for the biggest amateur sporting event int he world and she slams on her face with her hot body – I appreciate it….

Posted in:SFW|Sports

2016

07

Jul

Margot Robbie Slutty for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Big girl Margot Robbie is on the aggressive self promotion kick because the stars aligned in some kind of miracle and she’s now the most important person in Hollywood – starring in all the big movies and on the cover of magazines like she’s not some Australian brat pulling some kind of elaborate scam….

People love her and I guess she’s alright…they also get mad when I call her big but I guess they like believing lies…