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2016

05

Aug

Heidi Klum’s See Through Shirt of the Day

I like to think when Hitler was trying to kill off the jews – and I guess black people – and retards to create a superior race in the aryan image, despite not having the aryan image, but rather being dark haired, and creepily obsessed with the aryan look, enough that the people bought into his bullshit because I guess he was a great marketer…

I also like to think that Heidi Klum was part of his superior human programming / breeding to create that image…because at 100 years old – after many fucking kids with a black dude with a huge cock- she’s still lookin’ hot…

I also like to think that as a German woman, she’s probably into weird German fetishes and getting shit on.

Germans…

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2016

05

Aug

Emma Roberts Skinny in Leggings of the Day

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Whenever I am recruiting my hooker for the night, you know wandering the streets as I do, looking for the best hookers, who are the ones who don’t have pimps…or escort agencies….I think about Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman, because that’s the exact opposite how my romantic encounter with the broken girl is going to go…I want to cum and be gone…I do not want to finance her hooker life, her money grubbing, her willingness to suck cock for a price, because that’s the kind of girl who you cant trust and who will fuck you over…but I’ll pay her her price, as long ass it is cheap, to suck me off…and give her what she actually wants for herself…

Sometimes, when thinking about Julia Roberts and Pretty Woman, I remember her hot niece, who despite being a rich, working actress in her own right…she’s as broken as many strippers, thanks to a narcissistic dad who created all these idiots, who self destructed after his oscar and has since had the most laughable career….and sometimes Emma Roberts makes me think of her – when she’s out in leggings all hot assed and skinny – with pussy definition visible…not because she’s doing this for me, but because she did it and I’m a creep.

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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2016

05

Aug

Martha Hunt’s Work Day Posing with Bras for Victoria’s Secret

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Martha Hunt is one of the celebrated Victoria’s Secret models – which is just a testament to how thirsty dudes are and how we’ll go nuts for any girl who is half naked, and when they are paid to be half naked, they’re even more legit to go nuts for, like they are so good at it – they are pro and people pay them…which is a logic that doesn’t apply to crackwhores who give 10 dollar blowjobs and get paid consistently for 10 dollar blowjobs all day….weird…

Victoria’s Secret is a mall brand, a cheesy mall brand, with cheesy overpriced sweatshop made shit, but people think it is credibility, or since it is in every mall – it must be good – and the spokemodels they cast are the hottest women ever..

But whenever I see these girls on their work days – because each contract has work day commitments, they make 750,000 a year for this, showing up to a store 4 times a year is a small trade off – all while posing with bras like they are working a tradeshow…I am reminded how bootleg and bottom feeding and most importantly uninteresting, but rather money grubbing and fame hungry they are….and despite winning, they are the losers, the rich, hot bodied, well paid, traveling the world in luxury, barely working…losers….which I guess means they aren’t losers at all…and maybe the guy talking about them is the loser….IMPOSSIBLE (totally possible, in fact I can vouch for it being fact)…

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How about some of the catalog pics you used to jerk off to – that look the same with a new cast of characters…

TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ADRIANA LIMA CLICK HERE

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TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF TAYLOR HILL CLICK HERE

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2016

05

Aug

Charlotte McKinney Looking Rough of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has a pretty busted face, but she also has a dream…a dream to be the celebrated tits her dad and all his friends stared at at the family pool…you know because they are absurd…tits that all the boys in her high school obsessed over….you know because they are absurd….tits that could distract every dude from a horse face…allowing them to focus on what is important tit tits….tits that because every dude was distracted by the face – would just tell her how hot her tits are…giving her the confidence to be an internet sugar baby to maintain her lifestyle her Bahamas tax evading dad gave her…

The nice thing about it is that these whores congregate together because they only work a day a month – less in Charlotte’s case because she already peaked…and no one gives a fuck about her or her tits…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

05

Aug

Lara Stone is Naked for Vogue Italia of the Day

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Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, but she’s slowly redeeming herself, despite being an old divorcee, thrown away by her husband because clearly she is garbage, got fat and I guess like all divorces, it was a reality check for the woman who gave up for her husband to get her life back, to take charge of her existence, to go back to being the independent woman who can now fuck freely knowing she did the marriage thing and it sucked….and in Lara Stone’s case it means bringing those big tits back out for fashion

I am not a fan of her, she is the enemy of the site, but I like tits…tits in the park, tits in a shirt…tits for Vogue, tits for my mouth, tits for ganngbang throat fucking porn, I’m easy…(and so is Lara Stone)

Posted in:Lara Stone

2016

05

Aug

Lela Loren Naked in Nature of the Day

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Lela Loren is from Hangover Three…where she played Female Officer….her name on wikipedia is Lela Maria Loren Avellaneda Sharp….maybe too long for Credits so they just throw her into shitty roles – not actually

She’s apparently the lead in some STARZ show – produced by 50 cent called POWER.

She’s 36 years old and I guess on some spiritual journey at some waterfall naked – getting in touch with nature – stripping down the man-made things that get in the way of our lives, our core as humans, what really matters…the earth…

Because if you’ve met actors, you’ll know they are some of the dumbest, most vapid retards who are one some spiritual journey to find some worth, meaning, purpose….and when it’s their old lady tits…it’s got some old lady tits….which is better than no tits…or is it?

Cheesy – but let idiots think they are art…

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2016

05

Aug

Em Rat Cow Recycles a 2013 Photoshoot to Show her Olympic Support of the Day

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There is no secret that Em Rat Cow is a famewhore, who tries every fucking angle she can to get noticed, including lazily posting a picture from over 3 years ago – where she’s wearing a thong and a USA jacket, you know to show her praise for the US team the only way she knows how to get work, show her love, or get ahead….

She’s insecure, thirsty garbage, but makes lots of money and gets to do lots of cool things and will continue to exist, thanks to social media mattering but more importantly, because of you dear pervert who likes big lips and big tits on a skinny frame…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

05

Aug

Dude Tried Skipping Out on 10 Dollar Tranny Blowjob and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Takes Shit on the Street

Frieghter VS House

Guy Gets Beat with a Bat by a Random Guy

Man VS Excavator

Crazy Russian Accident – No One Died – Because THey Are Russian

Old Muslim VS Christians

Nigerian Hollywood is called NOLLYWOOD and Here’s Their Really Safe Set

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

05

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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After yesterday – I realize that topless tanning is the best, especially when they apply the sunscreen to avoid titty skin cancer – and that Tinder girls pretending to be day traders of the financial sense – with pictures of them in their Mercedes – will offer you sex for 200 dollars because their day trading is actually escorting….it’s an expensive world out there and fucking 5 dudes a day for 200 a pop helps you afford it…obviously I didn’t go for it, my sex budget is in the 14 dollar range…

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Daisy Ridley Quit Instagram
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Corvette Meets Palm Tree
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Taylor Swift’s Paparazzi Walk
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Bud and Breakfast
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Lady Gaga – Midriff….
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The Never Ending Sara Underwood
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Amanda Knox Has a New Boyfriend
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I guess Modern Family is Finally Ending
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2016

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Today was a big day for me – I finally saw my first public topless tanning girl – so I did what had to be done and watched her the entire time, pretty much staring at her chubby tits, until she felt uncomfortable and put her shirt back on….because I ruin all good things….

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The Hottest Girls at the Olympics
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras – Because Bras are Oppresive Tools of the Patriarchy
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Taylor Swift’s Sidewalk to Block the Paps is Hilarious
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100 Years of Swimwear in Body Paint
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Some Slut Named Melissa Lori in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts in Brazil for the Olympics
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Margot Robbie at the Suicide Squad Premiere
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Hope Solo Booed at the Olympics for Being a Zika Joker
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Equinox VS Ford Fusion
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Mariah Carey is a Plastic Looking Bitch
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Chris Farley Picking Up Girls at the Mall
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Some Whore and Her Big Fake Tits
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Slutty Pictures of Girls and Their Bikini Bottom Asses
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Dude Sees Mom First Time in 10 Years – Breaks Down
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Hot Chick Xenia Tchoumitcheva Ass….
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Naked Ass
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In Case You Missed it Cara Delevingne’s Nipple Detector
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Girls Wearing Sunglasses
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Dude Builds His Own Hydro Electric Dam
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Sarah Hyland Pokies
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Drunk Passenger on the Plane
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This Day in Murder History – Lizzie Borden
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China’s Elevated Bus is Insane
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Pokemon Theme Song Done By that Tedious Dude
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Rita Ora See Through
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Reese Witherspoon Ass in Leggings
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Star Size Comparison Video
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How To Legally Get Weed Delivered To Your Front Door…Click here
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Kevin James’ 27 Million Dollar Beach House
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Red Bikini
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BIG DICK OF THE DAY
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Things that Bounce
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Squirting on Stage..And a Dude Likes it Too Much
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Drunk Chick Breaks Car Windshield
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Hot Naked in the Woods
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Dad Parachutes with Baby
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