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2016

09

Sep

Kate Beckinsale’s Got a Hot Mom Body of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is killing it…or working it…knowing exactly what she’s got and what people want from her…and it’s amazing…

She has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, even though no one uses DVDs anymore, but they just like her so much they want anything she’s been featured in…they want two of each. One to watch and One to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there as a safety, cuz nerds are weird.

And she’s still milking it – while nerds milk themselves to her….

Her daughter is 17 years old…and her daughter’s stepmother is Sarah Silverman…and this whole story and ass don’t make sense….

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2016

09

Sep

Hadassah Richardson Shows Off Her Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Hadassah Richardson is reportedly a model you’ve never heard of, but she was on America’s Next Top model…like so many high profile people who never accomplished shit, like Adrienne Curry, their only success story, and where is she now that her whoring and reality show shamelessness is over…no where…

But Hadassah Richardson…gets it, in this instagram era, and that is that it’s important to show tits…even if they are bolt on tits…everyone’s got bolt on tits these days…it’s part of the Kardashian movement…

Speaking of the Kardashian movement – he’s Ebonee Davis nipples for Kanye’s Fashion show…because we like black nipples and cluster them all together as one…racists…

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2016

09

Sep

Christina Milian Keeps Calling the Paparazzi of the Day

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Sometimes, you just have to stop calling out the shameless narcissist for being out there crying for attention, calling the paparzzi to take pics of her, because being in front of the camera is the only place she feels secure, rocking that audience is all she knows or cares about…

And you jsut have to embrace it and watch it do squats…

Christina Milian doesn’t interest me, her bottom feeding hustle doesn’t interest me, her wanting to be a Kim K doesn’t interest me…her bootleg approach doesn’t interest me…but by the grace of god..I’ll watch her squat…it’s my right…

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2016

09

Sep

Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret New Fragrence Ad of the Day

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Adriana Lima was at one point the hottest woman Victoria’s Secret ever recruited, that was probably 20 years ago by now, and in her late 30s, after having a few kids due to catholicism and poor decision making…she’s never fully bounced back and has a serious boxy mom body….that’s not to say she’s not a hot mom, not a fit money, not a low body fat mom, it’s just to say she looks like the middle aged mom she is, but she’s their leader, the den mother, the day shift stripper still going in because the strip club owner feels bad for her, and I guess they need to milk her for what they pay her, and doing video they can’t photoshop was the answer…

But she knows her angles and they know if they edit it like a strobe like to instil epileptic seizures as to not allow people to notice her flaws…..

Here she is doing a terrible interview about the fragrence…

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2016

09

Sep

NASTYA SITEN IS AMAZING of the Day

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NASTYA SITEN is someone who I’ve never heard of before, she’s not that big of a deal, she only has 10,000 followers on her social media and everyone knows you are only as good as your following, in a world where the majority of people are on social media all day, even old people, because it’s a nice distraction from real life experiences…who needs to experience those, all while being a good way to remind yourself how much your life sucks compares to everyone else who is good at giving an illusion of a great life and/or sugar babies who get rich guys to pay for their shit…

But this one NASTYA SITEN…is good, I am in love, I feel like it’s a religious experience, I am spiritually complete, I want to sing her love songs, I want to have her babies, she is everything…we are connected at the soul…we are finally reunited…

Russians…so manipulative with their hotness..

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2016

09

Sep

Gigi Hadid’s Got a Slave of the Day

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Rich people will always have slave labor, whether it is immigrant housekeepers getting paid dog shit to pick up after these idiots, or black umbrella holders she’ll call “her securty” because she’s so fucking important someone may kidnap her and force her to rob banks…or maybe kidnap her and force her into a small room where she has his baby and eventually escapes a broken woman…

Unless that’s not a black employee, a black slave to the white man in this Black Lives matter world…and is actually her boyfriend or Denzel Washington…who can be sure these days…I mean sure she’s not a Kardashian so she’s not necessarily exclusive to the black cock…but it is possible..this is a modern world we live in…

A world, where rich kids can become legit models thanks to their mom being a model…and modeling being a pretty easy fucking job anyone can do…if they are narcissitic and attention seeking enough….

But at least she has tits…

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2016

09

Sep

Mariia Leonardo Nude Hipster Model Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who Mariia Leonardo is, I don’t even know if she’s a model, I googled her and nothing came up…which would make sense, since that’s the direction a lot of these hipsters are going, they are not using smart phones, they aren’t doing social media, and it seems counter intuitive, but I have a feeling that’s what brands will eventually start going after again…at least I hope so, since social media is bullshit and I fucking hate it..it’s like as long as you know how to market yourself in the most basic of ways, people will buy into your lies….

While I prefer my nude hipsters and I can tell she’s a hipster by the way these pics are laid out…all polaroid-like…also hipster…going back to analog – fuck digital….which I guess in and of itself is bullshit drone behavior, but at least I don’t have to have it shoved down my throat all day…since i only care about when they get actually nude, not implied nude for likes…

Either way, here’s Mariia Leonardo….

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2016

09

Sep

National Enquirer’s Beautiful Rendition of Hillary Clinton of the Day

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Obviously, the Nation Enquirer is trying to play up a story that they are milking – the Hillary Clinton is dying and can’t stop coughing story…it’s all to sell copies of the shitty magazine, we get it…but what they did to her face is just terrifying…

In a world of every whore from the Kardashians down being face-tuned to fuck on social media, getting botox and giving this illusion of themselves, only to write #nofilter even though they look like a glowing cartoon of themselves….it is ridiculous…

So seeing them photoshop her to look like this, because no one actually looks like this, it’s like “find the worst pic and fuck with the colors to make her look like she’s dying in contrast to Donald Trump’s orange Dementia driven insanity”….

I am not into politics, I am not even American, I am just into seeing the media fucking with your mind…and this is shameless and thus hilarious…

Posted in:Hillary Clinton|SFW

2016

09

Sep

Teacher Opens Up About Affair with Student of the Day

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This is a hilarious story….

A 24-year-old Iowa high school teacher was arrested for allegedly having sexual with her 17-year-old student opened up to Inside Edition about her love affair….

Her name is Mary Beth Haglin, she was a substitute English teacher, and she turned herself in for fucking her “student”…

Inside Edition sensationalizes the story by making a big deal out of it, trying to come across as a a big deal, calling the panty pics she sent the kid “raunchy photos”….during their 6-month relationship….

The reality is she’s barely a teacher at 24, she’s barely a teacher as a substitute teacher and he’s barely a kid at 17. Kids grow up on porn, they watch it all day, jerk off all day, and start fucking at 12…there’s hardly an age difference from 24 to 17….and 17 to 18 is hardly a big deal…not much changes…it’s not like the day a girl turns 18 she becomes something dudes want to fuck, she’s just an idiot because she would fuck him in public….or maybe because she got seduced by the student and fell into it..because men are the predators…

I wish I had teachers like this in my high school, I was more surrounded by old fat women who I’d never want to fuck….So watching her try to right her wrongs that are hardly wrongs…makes me laugh…and knowing that if she was a male teacher doing the same thing, she’d be fucking slaughtered…because men are the predators…