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Tate McRae New Manufactured Popster Tit of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Old Man Whorin’ of the Day

Leni Klum Big Tit Posing of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Tits in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2016

Aug

Selena Gomez’s Braless Tits Get the X-Ray Nerd Treatment of the Day

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Selena Gomez is another one of these Disney Trained whores who is in bed with Taylor Swift, both leveraging each other as BFFs because it makes a good storyline, cashing in and making stupid amounts of money, rumored as the most followed girl on social media in the world, while she’s not milking her lupus like it was her breast implants for the dudes she fucks…

I am not against Selena Gomez, she’s fine in her chipmunk face way, it’s a hustle, manipulative, nothing is real, 100 percent fake and not authentic…it’s just too bad she’s not aggressive in her whoring so that I could jerk off to her..

Instead I’m given weird photoshop jobs – by weird dudes who sit around doing this – drawing on nipples to make it seem like that’s what her tit looks like or something…and that makes me uncomfortable, especially since I know anyone who comes to this site would come to this, or at least sit around doing the work on photoshop to get this, if they weren’t so half retard..

NONE OF THIS MATTERS…I wonder if people realize how far off humanity and living life we actually are…and if they believe their own bullshit they are spewing..for greed…it’s weird…

Here she is at a club in Australia…braless because implants are like a bra…

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2016

Aug

Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day

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When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara….

I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns…

Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits…

The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy…

The worst…

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Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2016

Aug

Sophie Marceau Topless in Europe of the Day

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French actress Sophie Marceau went for a skinny dip, because bathing suits don’t matter in France, because they understand the importance of nudity, sexuality, good food, wine…because they are creepy, greasy fucks….they also understand the importance of the paparazzi, shit even killed Princess Diana, right, it was the Paparazzi not the Royal Family who didn’t like the future King’s mother being a harlot or anything….not that it matters…what matters is published nudity in tabloids…

I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out…because pubic hair is my favorite thing about France….but I am sure the French are up to speed on the American Bikini wax and Laser treatment…without realizing how hot bush is…

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2016

Aug

Leven Rambin Parrack See THROUGH Top of the Day

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I am going to assume that you don’t know who Leven Rambin Parrack, but then again, I also assume you are a socially awkward, unemployed loser, who has a lot of time looking up girls on TV, or movies, using the IMDB list of relevant actors to find jerk off material…it’s not your fault it’s a fetish..and I could be wrong about you, maybe you’re rich and awesome and get laid and come here to feel better about yourself…so you could know who Leven Rambin Parrack…but I don’t…I am sure I’ve done posts on her before – but can’t be too sure – this is all on repeat…

Well she’s been on TV since she was 13, whored out properly, and the reason you probably know her, being unemployed and weird, is that she was on All My Children, as a child, you liked that…and now she’s in a see through dress…

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2016

Aug

Mckayla Maroney Big Booty for the Gymnastics of the Day

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Mckayla Maroney was the jailbait in Olympic Gymnastics that was white and possibly worth jerking off to – as the pervert you are – with pride for your gold medal team….and she’s missing from Gymnastics this year, which is all 4 foot 8 boxy midgets running the USA dream team of zero angelic or erotic use of that flexibility, and 100 percent little tanks designed to do really ridiculous freak show shit…

So Mckayla Maroney got into her fame and fortune from the last Olympics, decided she pleased her family that forced her into this shit, and could focus on being a social media whore…and fans…that she’s spent 4 years slutting out on…

HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HER ASS IN A POST THAT I BASICALLY WROTE THE SAME THING ABOUT HER DOING STUNTS IN A SKIRT FROM LAST WEEK

In being a social media whore, she’s been doing squats all fucking day, knowing her sex appeal, knowing her fans are pervert dudes and loving it…all while being clueless enough as to what men are actually into – as she turns herself into a Kardashian or Jenner…the cool kids of her generation…

And I’m OK with this ass…it’s so big and awkward and amazing to think she’s been working on this for the last 4 years..while her teammates were working on winning another gold…

She looks like she’s got face filler also…typical…

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HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HER ASS IN A POST THAT I BASICALLY WROTE THE SAME THING ABOUT HER DOING STUNTS IN A SKIRT FROM LAST WEEK

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2016

Aug

Miranda Kerr in Harper’s Bazaar Looking Wholesome of the Day

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Miranda Kerr…looking good…

I like how Miranda Kerr is looking wholesome, like the recently engaged mother of one with another dude, who got fired from her last high profile mall brand job for fucking an 18 year old boy after their big show…because ultimately, she’s a trashy Australian who was marketed hot and thus in the right scene to get rich guys to fund her life – or fall in love with her – as she clearly knows how to fuck…

So celebrating this marriage that probably has a great pre-nup hooking her the fuck up – and what does Snapchat billionaire care, he’s so fucking rich from the shit, whatever…take a few million he won’t notice…

ALl while Orlando Bloom is flashing his cock – and feeling up Katy Perry in some kind of breakdown knowing his kid he doesn’t care about will have a new dad it likes better because it’s not some lame, egotistical actor….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2016

Aug

Monster Ronda Rousey Models Jeans of the DAy

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I guess BUFFALO jeans know that their market is half gay UFC watching dudes who like their women who look like Ronda Rousey, because when they fuck her, they can pretend she’s one of their high school male wrestling partners…

I am not against beast women beating the fuck out of other women, not even when they are tranny haters like Ronda Rousey, but I don’t think they should be modeling demin for a company that used to have a billboard outside my old apartement that was hot enough to jerk off to, it was just discouraged because it was a busy street..

I am not into jerking off to Ronda Rousey, or things that look like Ronda Rousey…I can respect her athleticism and training, but I think this is just BUFFALO pandering to her audience of dudes, trying to get their affordable, originally from Montreal Jeans…back on every roided up neck tattoo at the cheesy bottle service like the bootleg Diesel brand they are…

REMEMEBER…ufc dudes are the people in TAP OUT AND AFFLICTION – which was low level Ed Hardy…just garbage all around…but I guess people who like watching naked men beat each other up like some faggots..don’t really have a clue..

Posted in:Ronda Rousey|SFW

2016

Aug

Old Man Doesn’t Pay Hooker and Other Videos of the Day

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KO in the Street – Takes Some Work – But White Guy Gets it Done

Dude Recently Shot By Cops – Assaulting a Woman Before Being Shot

Montreal Highway Fire

Creepy Birth of the Day

Portestor Gets Run Over in Ferguson

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A girl I was talking to called me a porn blogger in a negative way, something I’ve been getting for a long time even though I don’t think I’m a porn blogger as I don’t watch porn or cover anything porn, so I decided to treat her like a porn blogger would, and offered her 100 dollars to stick random things in her ass, only for her to call me disgusting and tell me she wants nothing to do with me….which was fine, I’m a married man…

But after doing some digging, not much digging, I discovered she was a sugar baby, who is less about the sugar daddy and more about being a straight up escort. With no job, no career, always at fancy restaurants and hotels, traveling to resorts…and has even had gangbangs with these dudes after a night of bottle service at the club…

So I’m the disgusting porn blogger….but she’s just having fun…

So I’m the pervert, but when a rich guy gets and expensive hotel room and a good dinner, it’s just a good time…

The world is an interesting place…filled with sluts and whores who don’t think they are sluts or whores…but they don’t think they are either, they just don’t want to work a day job…

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The Rock Hates Vin Diesel
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People Love Taylor Swift’s Tits…But Can’t Stand Taylor Swift
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Miranda Lambert in Cutoff Shorts
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The Man Who Sounds Like Celine Dion
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The Most Expensive BBQ in the World
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Gaga is Not Dating Ray Liotta…
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Katherine Heigl – Doesn’t Hate Seth Rogan and Seth Rogan Doesn’t Hate Katherine Heigl – But I Hate Both of them…
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Firefighters Rescue Duckings
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Megan Fox Shat Out Another Baby…
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Groom Surprises Bride with Dance
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A Dude and his Porsche 912
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Girls in Flannel
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am into being creepy – but in an ironic way. Which means if you’re following a girl for 10 blocks as she walks her puppy, make sure to bump into her along the way and ask about the puppy each an every time…say “oh what’s his name, he’s so cute, how old is he”….then when she breaks free from you and moves on…try to bump/pump into her again and ask the same thing…by the third time you do it…if you have the athleticism to keep up, she’ll either think you’re crazy, or hysterical and fucking with her like you’re Candid Camera for your Youtube channel and bitches love being on TV shows….so she’ll probably fuck you…

What I am saying is be the obvious dude who turns around on the sidewalk to see the hot chick who walked by you from behind – thanks to her tight dress…why be subtle, they all know you’re a creep – so own your creepy….or offer to take her to an expensive dinner and shopping – girls hate working, love free food and love gifts….

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The Bass Jo
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Tracy Anderson Celebrity Fitness QUeen in a Bikini
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Colorado Water Tainted With THC – 50 Gallon Orders Coming In Fast!
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Benedict Cumbatch – Cums in These Tits
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Bella Thorne 18 Year Old Cleavage
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I Still Love the Courtney Stodden Head Shaving…
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Adriana Lima in a Dress
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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How Queen Got Trump to Stop Using their Song
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What Makes a Scary Movie
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COurtney Stodden’t Weird Miscarriage Ritual
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A Bunch of Thigh Gaps
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Sara Jean Underwood – Tits for Attention
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R. Kelly is Banging a Teenager
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Amber Heard was Late – People Care
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Lindsay Vonn Bikini Ass
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The Evolution of the Joker
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The Story of Nintendo
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Victoria Silvsteadt Whore in a Bikini
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The NSync Reunion Pics are Weird
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Solid Mug Shots
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Tara Reid Rugged
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Two People Leaving SNL
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Victoria Justice Boring
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Girls in Sports Bras
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John Oliver VS Olympic Opening Ceremony
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Dolphin Steals Ipad
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Bai Ling – Sheer Top
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Some Rugged Chick with Disgusting Fake Tits
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