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2016

03

Aug

Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day

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Mischa Barton was a girl who didn’t shower for a long time – she was all greasy and fat and disgusting. She looked like she smelled, was half dead or dying, and throughout those years of her self destruction – I still would have had unprotected sex with her using my tongue…I didn’t care the outcome, she was Mischa Barton and thus lovely…

Well, she got her life together, rehab maybe, dancing with the stars whipped her into shape, even if it was actually a sign that she was dead, suicide had happened, acting career over at 32…or however old she is….

And now…she gets to post bikini pics, proving she showers, that once cured of addiction, showers happen, but more importantly proving she’s not fat and sloppy, and proving tI was right all along in thinking I want to tongue her ass…because I want to tongue her ass…even if it tastes more like soap…that rotting flesh and fec

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2016

03

Aug

Rachel Yampolsky Nude for Lions Magazine of the Day

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I am guessing that Model Rachel Yampolsky is barely a model, but rather an instagram model, who happens to have agencies represent her, because she’s hot, and why not sign her, it’s not like it costs money to do, if anything they charge her for portfolio pics and her leads not that she cares because it gives these girls credibility..

Well, it turns out that she’s taken the route of all instagram models who matter, and got herself naked for Photographer and magazine no one cares about…there are just too many of these magazines and fake magazine accounts to keep track of…and the same goes for the models…

But whether she’s relevant or not, making money or not, the next big thing or not…she’s naked…and that is always something I encourage and would like to participate in…with my mouth, fingers, and even my micro clit sized penis…if I can make it work…I can never make it work..

All these garbage caliber people, scared to get real jobs, so they moonlight doing this, living that dream…

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2016

03

Aug

Girl Refused Bathroom – Pisses on Counter and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Guy on the Plane

TOpless WOman Beaten in Public

Swimming in Phoenix

Refugee Brawl

Birds Catch Fish Mid Air because they are Birds

Soccer Ball Ninja Girl – Looks Fake

Cop in Taiwan Gets Chopped for Giving Out Ticket

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

03

Aug

The Girl Who Falls on her Face to Become an Instagram Model of the Day

I find this Paige chick interesting for two reasons – besides half her pics being her in her bikini showing off her ass like an average at best Instagram whore who wants to be an Instagram whore and who found an angle to be an Instagram whore and that angle is to mock being an Instagram whore whole being an Instagram whore. It’s some inception shit….but I like that she displays how basic a concept you need to get seen – falling all over the place aggressively so it counts – and I like that she’s not taking herself too seriously, even though we know putting this together was serious and she works it serious in a calculated way and I like that she’ll probably end up in movies all because of this stupid elementary school prank. It worked for Jimmy Fallon – his existence is elementary school bullshit because ultimately people are fucking retards… On both ends of the spectrum…the shitty content producers – the others…following and believing this shit…

Some Other Fall..

In and Out…

Yoga in Public

Some other Video…

That’s enough of that…

Posted in:Paige Ginn|SFW|Videos

2016

03

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The power is out here, so I went back to sleep, why bother over exerting myself, it’s not like these idiots I write about are going anywhere – right?….

I hate when people talk about my dreams. It’s one of those things that makes me want to choke out my fat wife who is always dreaming about catching the Hamburglar or some shit….but last night I had a dream that I was swimming and my already tiny clit dick, which is like a dick clit but the man version – fell off and I had to dive down looking for it – until I died…probably because it’s already dead..

What does it all mean….dream experts…tell me about my dick dreams…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…..

Dimples – a Target for your Cum
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Crazy Whale Right Up on a Boat
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Leo is a Joker as he Dances with Nina Agdal
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Pablo Escobar’s Wealth Visualized
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Jared Leto’s Joker is Getting Bad Reviews…
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Fat Chick Modeling of the Day
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Ikea Says No to Kanye
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Some Slut in Skimpy Bikinis
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Sara Jean Underwood – Still Whoring
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Patton Oswalt on His Wife’s Deaths
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A Girl and All her Bikinis
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Street Performer Covers Matisyahu Song
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2016

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in a world where you can’t call a girl a slut – if she’s a slut – but she can call you an asshole for being an asshole…

We can’t call Melania a slut, because it’s slut shaming, and shouldn’t be a factor in choosing a President, but apparently, either is actually listening to what the president is saying because dude just talks nonsense and sounds like he has no idea what he is saying, he doesn’t even practice, it’s used car sales man with less conviction – and it’s working…

We can’t call Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit a pantsuit – because it’s a suit…and we live in a world where SUITS have no gender…

Inclusion, Equal Rights…as long as you don’t have an opinion….

I guess what I am saying is – the world is a terrible place….and there are sluts everywhere…and I love it…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes is a Fetish
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Britney Spears Forgets Meeting Taylor Swift – Hilarious
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Bear Grylls and Jonas Brother Doing Weird Gay Shit
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Hauiley Baldwin Isn’t Cute – Even When Braless
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Hottest Chicks on The Weed Feed This Week! Smokin babes!
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Lindsay Lohan Smoking for Two
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1000 Musicians Do David Bowie
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Vanilla Ice – Missed his Flight – THE VIDEO
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Katie Holmes’ Ass a Black Mane Fucks
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Jessica Alba – Still Hot
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Superman has Kim Kardashian’s Ass
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Scotta Baio VS Rose McGowan Twitter War
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Rachel McCord – Bikini – surfer
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Pixie Lott – LEGS
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Severe Floods in Ellicott City
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Chloe Grace Moretz Fat in a Leggings
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Steph Seymour’s Weird Gay Son Skipped Out on 28 Dollar Cab
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Channing Tatum is the Mermaid in the Splash REmake
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Creating a Supercar from Scratch
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Charlotte McKinney Pregnant in a Tight Dress
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The Teen Choice Awards Didn’t Celebrate Chritina Grimie
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Joanna Krupa – Nude…
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Donald Trump Hates Babies
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David Bowie’s Rebel
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Kesha Dropped California Lawsuit
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Some Chick Named Elizabeth Gilles in Some Lame Photoshoot
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The Greatest Cuban Baseball Player You’ve NEver Heard Of
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Look Down Molly Sims’ Tits
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Wild Turkey Bourbon – by Matthew McConaughey
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Bill Burr’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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Dog Crashes Car Into Walmart
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What is Inside the Olympic Torch
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ASSLESS PANTS ON SOME WHORE
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Trump is an idiot –
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The New Twerkout Video
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Girls Hear Mom Getting Fucked in the Next Room
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Caprice Naked
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Sluts Taking Off Each Other’s Jeans
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Libby Smith has Huge Tits
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White Lives Matter – Topless Protestor
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Hottest As Fingerer
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

02

Aug

Malia Obama Twerking at Lollapalooza of the Day

Finally Free to be an Normal Thirsty – THOT, THIRSTY, RATCHET…call it whatever you want – I call it amazing….girl….she turned 18 a month ago..

The President’s daughter has been on pretty good behavior all these years and she can now do what her generation is interested and excited by – and that’s whoring for social media…to get a branded sponsored life…before landing a rich guy who likes you as arm candy and will take you on his yacht parties and all you have to do is fuck him – like you’d totally fuck without all those things…just not THAT guy….you call daddy….

We all know she doesn’t need to be an instagram whore, we know she could get all kinds of reality show deals just being who she is. We know she can get following with her name and there is no need to act like all the other girls, pretending to be a model, doing photoshoots that mean nothing, eventually becoming a Jenner – they eat up everyone – those demons….but in the meantime she’s just twerking with friends like a normal young, hot girl, who’s ass is hanging out at a music festival…where there are thousands of other hot young girls doing the same fucking thing…because it’s fun..

Her parents are brilliant, accomplished, and rich but that doesn’t mean they are boring or that they don’t let their kid be a kid and do kid things like twerk at Lollapalooza…or that all the other whores on instagram don’t have good parents. The social pressure is just too strong. Rap music is just too consuming. You can’t fight it. You must run with it – all with a “who gives a fuck” attitude…like she was Miley or something equally vanilla trying to be bad…..

I think this video is amazing, but then again, if it was Chelsea Clinton, mom of 2 and her doughy face doing this, I would still think it was amazing.

Obviously for different reasons – Malia turned 18 a month ago…18 a month ago….(that was my trump impression) and young hot girls – especially when the ass is shaking and hanging out is great….

You republicans who fuck your sisters when they are underage, or little boys who work at your evangelical church can hate all you want, hate on hotness, hate the good times and the fun, you racists don’t get what living is…or what pop culture is…go on instagram…all these 18 year old girls are naked….this is what they are into and what they do…they were raised on porn and trash it’s amazing they aren’t masturbating and having gangbangs in public all day….but instead you can go celebrate some whore fucker like TRUMP who can’t even formulate a thought or sentence…and either can I…

I guess what I am saying is – MALIA for President…

Here’s another one…

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2016

02

Aug

Ruby Rose – BIKINI of the Day

I was never sold on Ruby Rose when all that Ruby Rose hype hit last year. Girls were out getting their haircut like her – like she was Jennifer Aniston, and I just couldn’t understand it, because the reality is she looked like Bieber, way too much like Bieber, in Bieber androgyny…

I also hate that whole tattoo culture shit, it’s everywhere, and it looks like people are dirty and not in a good way, in an AIDS way, and since she’s gay – maybe she has AIDS…that would be why she’s so skinny…because she’s so skinny…but that could be drugs…or maybe it’s just her being fucking skinny – which for someone who likes skinny girls…is the best thing about her…

Here’s her IBIZA bikini vacation – with bikini top that’s clearly just getting in the way of us jerking off to her masculine tits…

Posted in:Ruby Rose|SFW

2016

02

Aug

Lexy Panterra’s Twerkout Video of the Day

I saw this posted on Facebook the other day and I didn’t bother posting it – because I am pretty disenchanted with this whole internet thing destroying any little relevance I may have – Reddit and Facebook and all you nerds beat to everything – it’s like I have to start producing my own videos to actually matter in this world and that sounds like to much work…

That said, I finally watched this girls twerkout video of her shakng the fuck out of her ass for her 1,000,000 followers on youtube that I guess make her a lot of money – pretending to be a dancer – a backup dancer – and not a stripper..because she’s not stripping, this isn’t sexual it’s art…but why am I jerking off?

Posted in:Lexy Panterra|SFW

2016

02

Aug

Rihanna for W Magazine’s September Issue of the Day

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Here’s an over produced, over theatrical, over dramatic, over conceptualized shoot of Rihanna for W Magazine’s next issue…that’s just over the top, over

Too much background, too much nonsense…when all we really need is her just fucking naked…this is RIhanna, she’s been naked, why isn’t she naked…W MAGAZINE you’ve disrespected all of us…and Rihanna by not focusing on her skills…

I thought you put production into getting girls naked, not not getting them naked…what a scam…

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