2016
07
Jul
Emily Ratajkowski is grinding her vagina against horses because she’s so fancy, high budget, regal and doing weird theatrical nude photoshoots for magazines to ensure she still maintains her position as go to nude model because going Hollywood has been pretty challenging for her and her tila tequila level of talent….
She gave us the tits and is still tits….a great body yes….and that’s about it…which I guess is enough….
Like the female Fabio on the cover of a romance novel…magic
Posted in:SFW
2016
07
Jul
It would be expected that all Ariel Winter shits out is Cheetos – you gotta feed your feelings of being an exploited by your parents thrown into the entertainment industry to be on a hit show – a great opportunity for the whole family – but more importantly to feed your stupid even after being reduced huge young titties!
Perverts everywhere rejoice!
Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW
2016
07
Jul
Bella Thorne is the new Lohan, not broken or haggard yet – but still has red hair and exploitive parents still not quite at her peak and really could be just a splash in the pan we don’t remember – but there is still hope she gets one hit role to support her hit Instagram where she uses her tits to get hits in a subtle but obvious way – which will make the crash far more enjoyable….
But I don’t mind spending two seconds a day or less paying notice to her antics my life is dull and empty – might as well fill up on junk food like this….
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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2016
07
Jul
I am still celebrating Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. The big 3-0…
She’s haggard -and amazing….but not overly fat and Her tits are awesome…so she’s doing just fine!
I just pathetic enough to be Trying to figure out her pussy mound / pussy definition is awesome – even a mystery because that’s the first thing I look at in any bathing suit situation….and I am not too sure what I am looking at but I feel like it may be heaven – a shit stained, scabby, heaven…..my queen..
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW
2016
07
Jul
Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model who by default is also a Titty model because models aren’t models unless they get topless these days and I guess that’s a good thing if you’re into tits like some kind of queer Titty fetishist…which I guess applies to all of us, women and men included thanks to breast feeding as a baby….getting hooked on or latched on before we knew how to do much…making it the responsiblity of women everywhere to show me their tits…my contact info is at the top of the site where it says contact…
Here she is not naked for playboy by david bellemere because playboy doesn’t do nudity you perverts – not at all – it’s ad friendly this way…
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2016
07
Jul
Actors are theatrical to the point of being so fucking fake and obnoxious – and I guess a tormented soul from South Africa who was shipped out here in the 90s after her mother murdered her abuaiv me father- which I guess is normal South African Behavior at least if you ask the legless Olympian….
So a broke fatherless model imported to America where she was forced to make it or bust saw some hard times – did playboy in those hard times – looked amazing in those hard times and I guess impressed the guardian angel producer in those hard times because two decades later she’s an Oscar winner and her obnoxious casting couch antics can be saved for public FaceTime calls when the paparazzi is watching – we get it Charlize you’re a big personality with no dad…but millions of dollars. You won! You beat that statistic cuz your street hooker daddy issues are way more luxurious….
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2016
07
Jul
Chubby Ashley Benson who is less chubby than she was but was an iconic figure in the youth culture scene because she’s on a hit show that targets them but also because her chubby body mimics theirs making her accessible and even more famous…
I know her from sex scenes in Springbreakers – a movie I like to think represented all that is wrong in the world with kids these days and their shitty rap music and bodies but I guess she’s done other things like this Snapchat from Miami zero erotic but people still care because our lives are pathetic….
Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW
2016
07
Jul
Paris Hilton may be in her mid to late 30s but like any superficial Beverly Hills rich kid – she knows the value of looking good and staying skinny. It’s a superficial world and you are what you present yourself as which in Paris’ case is a sensationalized overrated dumb blonde with a sex tape who talks in baby talk to be cute who above all is not fat and willing to show you because it’s how she markets herself.
I am convinced she owns a percentage of Kim Kardashians empire because I’ve heard she’s a brilliant business person from a global hotel brand stock and not some bootleg sugar baby and lawyer daughter that is Kim K, and even if she’s not getting her 10-20 percent off the top, she’s still able to leverage that international brand name that is her last name for Arab men who pay her to go to their parties – it is status and probably a biohazard….at least in the pussy range…
She still looks good to me….
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Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW
2016
07
Jul
I guess this is Malin Akerman and some chick named Michelle Monaghan decided to do a mutual Suicide jump like they were Asian students that didn’t get accepted to their school and couldn’t face being a disappointment to their family – only instead of dying – they are doing it in a fun and playful not very sexy but still in bikinis way….
I guess this could have ended in paralysis but instead it ended in her husband Chris Pratt’s nice pool that will be hers after the divorce as these things usually workout…
Posted in:Malin Akerman|SFW
